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luffy and ace private chat 10:42
Luffy: hiiii
Luffy: can I come to the gym after school
Ace: sure
Ace: yk u don't have to ask
Luffy: :)
Ace: ur friends coming too?
Luffy: no just me
Ace: weird u guys are always together
Luffy: •~•
Luffy: Nami has work, zoro has practice, usopp has extracurriculars and sanji is helping zeff out at baratie
Luffy: also I wanted fo spend some time w u
Ace: yk ur always welcome
Ace: did smth happen?
Luffy: can't a guy just want to spend time w his big brother just cause he loves him?
Ace: yeah but usually u wouldn't even ask
Ace: are u ok?
Luffy: I don't really wanna go home
Ace: why?
Ace: what happened
Luffy: nothing just garp being annoying
Luffy: as always
Luffy: he gets more annoying the older I get
Ace: is he still on about the military thing?
Luffy: yeah...
Luffy: ig the fact that next year I'm gonna graduate and I still got no clue what I wanna do made him even more insisting lol
Luffy: ik I don't wanna join the military
Ace: u don't have to do shit if u don't want to
Ace: yk as soon as u turn 18 u can come live w me
Ace: and until then u can come over as much as u want
Ace: you'll figure it out eventually
Luffy: ik
Luffy: thanks :)
Luffy: luv u
Ace: I love u too
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luffy's no good very bad ideas 11:02
Usopp: Nami just got extra shmaked in the face with a dodgeball in p.e.
Zoro: she looks ridiculous
Usopp: we're currently going to the nurse
Nami: I can't feel my face
Usopp: also zoro is being a bitch but we had to stop him from beating up the guy who got nami in the face
Zoro: shut up
Sanji: OMG NAMI SAN
Sanji: ARE U OK?
Sanji: DO U NEED ANYTHING IM COMING TO THE NURSW OFFICE RN
Nami: ur a sweetheart sanji but I'll be fine
Nami: if i don't die because of blood loss on the way to the nurse
Usopp: drama queen
Vivi: wait really though are u ok?
Nami: my nose is bleeding idk if it's broken tho
Nami: I wonder if they'll let me get a free nose job if it's broken
Luffy: I'm omw to the nurse office
Luffy: and then me and zoro are gonna beat up the guy who broke ur nose
Nami: luffy he didn't do it on purpose, it's dodgeball ppl get hurt sometimes
Vivi: I'm coming too
Nami: u guys don't have to dw, I'm fine
Usopp: that's not true she looks like someone smashed her nose w a baseball bat
Nami: alright fuck u bitch
Zoro: we're already here btw
Zoro: the shitty cook is here too but the nurse is making him wait outside cause the office is small as shit and we're in 5 in here already
Zoro: so yall are probably gonna have to way too
Usopp: a freshman is fixing nami's nose
Usopp: it was, indeed, broken
Vivi: a freshman?
Usopp: yeah scrawny little 14 year old boy
Usopp: never saw him before tbh
Usopp: dk why he's here but the nurse trusts him so whatever
Zoro: weird ass kid
Zoro: Nami thanked him for the help and he was like "don't thank me it's not like getting thanked by u makes me happy or smth" while he was very clearly blushing
Luffy: he seems nice
Luffy: what's his name
Nami: wow 2 in the span of a week it's a record
Vivi: wym?
Sanji: luffy couldn't care less abt most ppl if he shows the tiniest bit of interest he's most likely gonna adopt them into the friend group
Sanji: like w u
Vivi: ohhhh
Nami: the name is chopper
Nami: weird little dude
Luffy: tell him to come with when u come out i wanna say hi
Nami: sure don't think he's gonna be happy about it tho
Luffy: IS THAT HIM SPRINTING AWAY FROM THE NURSE OFFICE?
Usopp: YES???
Usopp: WE TOLD HIM AND HE JUST STARTED FUCKING RUNNING
Luffy: IM GONNA CATCH THAT MF
Luffy: AND IM GONNA INTRODUCE MYSELF
Luffy: WHETER HE WANTS IT OR NOT
Vivi: LUFFY JUST STARTED RUNNING AFTER HIM?
Nami: for the love of God
Nami: I can't deal with this today I already have an headache
Sanji: do u want smth to eat?
Sanji: we can skip and go eat in the yard
Nami: that'd actually be nice sanji, thanks
Sanji: no worries
Sanji: u guys coming too?
Zoro: sure
Usopp: yeah
Vivi: what about luffy?
Zoro: he's gonna come back eventually
Zoro: he'll get tired after a while
Nami: yeah it'll be fine
Nami: just let me wash away the blood on my face and we can go
Usopp: ew
Nami: yeah imagine how I feel bitch
Vivi: alright then
Vivi: u guys are so weird
Nami: thank u sweetheart
Usopp: u haven't seen the half of it