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The right-hand man of the lazy lion, long-suffering runt, laidback but still cunning It's Ruggie Bucchi.
- You guys got off on the wrong foot. See, he took Grim lunch, and so you have to listen to Grim complain about it for days after. Other than that, and the fact that he and Leona plot to win the game, plus the fact that Leona overblot. Anyway, you guys get along fine.
- He breaks into your home to eat your food ever since you give him the okay to take whatever he wants However, unlike Ace or Deuce, he has the decency to rebuy the food and put more food in the fridge and pantry. Leona pays for it.
- Have fallen for a quick-rich scam once and still cry about it years later.
- May have run a quick-rich scam once. In his defense, he did not know.
- Hold the other brain cells in the Savanaclaw dorm. Listen, Savanaclaw students are smart, but they are more himbo.
- He is also the reason why the Savanaclaw is still standing. Savanaclaw will fall off the map if both Ruggie and Leona take a three-minute break. What? There are like two brain cells in Savanclaw, and both Ruggie and Leona own one each.
- He can cook and make a meal out of anything, even if it is just water and salt.
- Will complain every single time when he is doing something in Savanclaw. Like he would be washing dishes and say that no one is helping him, but he would also push people out of the room if they tried to help him. He also throws a knife at Leona when he thinks it is funny to add more dishes when Ruggie is done washing the dishes. Jake almost lost his life when he walked past the kitchen.
- Besides Lillia, Floyd, and others, Ruggie will be giving the student at NRC a heart attack every time he shows up out of nowhere.
- Hang upside down on a broomstick using only his toes. (I am not joking, look up Ruggie playing Spelldrive.)
- Ruggie has a waterbed, paid for by Leona after he got tired of hearing Ruggie sound like an old man. However, this means that his waterbed is top-of-the-line and really nice.
- He has a dog back home, it is a stay he found on the street and would not leave him alone. It is a cute and simple dog. (He honestly does not know the breed. What? The dog was free, ate anything edible, and never got sick. (That is good enough for him.)
- He purrs! Like when you scratch him behind the ear or when he cuddles with you in his bed, he will purr.
- Growing up with only a grandma in the poor part of Sunset Savanna makes him be the "adult" in many situations. While his grandma tried her best to make sure Ruggie had a somewhat normal childhood, there is stuff they cannot do even with hard work due to a lack of money and the old age of his grandma. However, they make it work; they have to, after all.
- You guys make a good pranking team; just try not to get caught, or Vil will kill you because you make his hair hot pink, or Leona will kill you because you empty his room of everything. (How did you guys even pull that off?)
- He is a mine for trauma. Then again, everyone in the NRC is a mine for trauma.
- Have a sporty and comfortable style of clothing. He made it work, even if most of it was an unworn hand-me-down from Leona. He is surprisingly good at coordinating outfits for someone who tends to wear the most horrible stuff. Cough, Bean Day Cough.
- He has freckles all over his body and face.
- Is the reason Monopoly, Uno, and a bootleg version of Snake and Ladder were banned from Savanclaw.
- Also, because most of his clothes are hand-me-downs, they tend to be big (because Leona likes to show off his man boob). Meaning he had to wear the Savanaclaw orange-yellow bandana as a scarf.
- Sometimes, he wonders if you are the real headmaster, and Crowly is just there for shit and giggles. Like you do everything from paperwork to filing taxes and paying salary. Also, when he realizes that Crowly will sign anything if you hand it to him, Shishish, Savanaclaw is getting a disco ball!
- If he likes you, he will share food with you. It is his love language.
- He knows everything. Any rumors, slander, or anything If someone said something, he would know about it two seconds later.
- While many at NRC will help you file paperwork (Riddle, Leona, and Vil), because the great seven know you are in a weird loophole, he helps you figure out the best food to eat so that it will not kill you. (He almost has a heart attack when you shove a dragon fruit down your throat. So, what if you are fine after you eat it? It is on the list of the most harmful fruits!).
- His face is squishable, but he only lets you squish it if you pay up. Money or donuts—either one works for him.
- Making him donuts, helping him out, and just feeding him will make his day. If you did this when he was done with whatever Leona needed him to do, he may just marry you.
- This poor man has to do babysitting duty when Cheka comes over, and Leona just dumps him on Ruggie. Man, he needs a raise every time Cheka pulls on his hair with sticky fingers.
- He, unlike many at NRC, really does not care much if you leave this world for your own. He understands that being pushed into a world and forced to fight every time tends to weigh down any good things that may happen to you. However, he is a bit greedy, so if your chance of getting home fails, it is not him. But right now, it is just him, you, and the star above, shining away as you both fall into a nice slumber.