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[Joey]: PAUUUUULLL
[Corey]: STOP IT
[Corey]: YUOR SUCH A LITTLE TATTLETALE
[Joey]: OHHH PAULKLLLLLLKEEEEEE
[Paul]: hey everyone, guys and also Craig!
[Tortilla]: and me!!!
[Paul]: big hello to you, tortie!☺️
[Corey]: pPAUL!!!!!!!! JOEY IS FUCKIN LIAR
[Joey]: PAULIE!
[Joey]: DONT LISTEN TO THEM
[Joey]: THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME TOLD OFF YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT BOYBOSS??🖤🖤🙏🙏🙏
[Paul]: hey whats going on fellas?
[Corey]: fuckgign jOEY IS ACCUSING ME OF CRIME
[Joey]: COREY KNOCKED MY CHRISTMAS TREE DOWN
[Corey]: SHUT UP YOU CUM DRINKING HOE ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS ANYMORE
[Paul]: dont say that to joey!
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUK
[Poosay slayer]: HAHAHA cuck.
[Poosay slayer]: also cHANGE MY FUCKINY NAME BACK TO WHAT IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
[Chris]: no 😘
[Corey]: CUM
[Paul]: thats enough!!
[Poosay slayer]: STOP IT IT'S NOT FUNNY
[Chris]: sto' i' i's no' funnay 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
[Poosay slayer]: N:300.102.0080.1000°
[Chris]: hey what
[Corey]: CUM
[Poosay slayer]: W:600.566.982.0221°
[Chris]: 😨
[Corey]: 😨
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUM
[Corey]: CUM
[Joey]: YOU SMELL LIKE PISS + NO HOES + NO BITCHES + U SUCK😱😱
[Corey]: rATIO ISJT A MEME ANYMORE. IT'S NOT EXISTING ANYMORE.
[Shawn]: like your lack of knowing how to spell?
[Corey]: SHAWN
[Shawn]: that's me.
[Corey]: paul and joey are taking away my rights!!!
[Shawn]: okay.
[Paul]: do not make me come over there corey taylor.
[Corey]: MORE LIKE CUM OVER
[Paul]: stop!
[Corey]: so what, paulie!!!, i wanna say “cum”
[Shawn]: Stop it.
[Corey]: deal with it pussys 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅
[Sid]: ACKTUALLY🤓 Plural for pussy is pussies
[Poosay Slayer]: Hes got a point
[Corey]: am an eagle 🦅
[Mick]: Shut the fuck up you are a grown man
[Corey]: no i am an eagle
[Corey]: 🦅
[Corey]: HOLD ON
[Mick]: No.
[Poosay Slayer]: Listen to me
[Corey]: SHUT UP BRITASH IM TRYING TO SPY ON PAUL
[Poosay Slayer]: ???
[Corey]: ME AND SHAWN ARE SPYING ON PAUL !!!
[Shawn]: you're the worst fucking spy I've had ever in my entire life
[Sid]: so THAT was BEFORE the dinosaurs?☝️🤓
[Joey]: 💀
[Shawn]: 😐
[Corey]: PAUL GET ONLINE NOWW WW W WW WWW⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
[Shawn]: Sid open the link I sent you
[Sid]: okau🤪
[Corey]: PAUL
[Tortilla]: we need Paul??
[Corey]: yeisssss we do
[Tortilla]: Paul!!
[Paul]: hello tortie! how is everything with you today?☺️🌸
[Sid]: SHAWN !?: WHY DID YOU SNEND ME A LINK TO THAT FUCKGIGN;; WHISTLE MEME WHICH HAD A DARK WEB LINK IN THE BIO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
[Tortilla]: got a coupon and i got my free egg mcmuffin 💪💪💪
[Tortilla]: Another day another slay💪
[Paul]: another day another slay ☺️🌸
[Shawn]: Sid I felt as you put it
[Shawn]: silly
[Corey]: PAULLLLLLL
[Paul]: why hello corey
[Corey]: PAUL DID I SEE YOU WKTH A
[Corey]: WITH
[Paul]: howre you?☺️
[Corey]: CIGARTETE
[Corey]: PAUL ANSWER ME
[Corey]: but yeh ive been good yesterday i was lie so STEESSED OUR CRAZY but all is good now THANSK
[Paul]: that is wonderful to hear! i hope that stress you had goes away permanently 🫶
[Corey]: thank you paulie ur a good man
[Shawn]: Corey you idiot you're supposed to interrogate him.
[Corey]: ok ya I forgor
[Corey]: WHO GAVE YOU A CIGGIE PAUL DEDRICK GRAY!!!!!!?????!??!!;????
[Paul]: its just a cigarette i am sharing with jimberly!
[Jim]: Paul Do Not hop onto the trend of calling me That Name.
[Joey]: boyboss... Also stfu jimberlette is the best name we gave you
[Paul]: joey dont you trust me? when i want to stop i can 😋
[Craig]:
[Jim]: I'm leaving.
[Corey]: WHAT KIDN OF CIGARETTE WAS IT
[Paul]: a cheeky littl spliff from sid ☺️
[Shawn]: SIDNEY WILSON.
[Sid]: ppaul why did you drop me in taht :(
[Joey]: YOU DIDNT SHARE YOUR SPLIFF WITH ME?
[Paul]: you did promise me something to snack on, sid! but there are no munchie delights in sight
[Paul]: and apologies joey, ive been weed free for far too long🌸
[Mick]: It has been ONE week without weed for you.
[Sid]: SORRYYY I GOT REALLY HUNGRY PAUL
[Joey]: its alright Paulie no hard feelings (im going to steal from your property)😸😸
[Paul]: as always joey 🤭
[Jim]: Paul do you still have munchies?
[Paul]: mhm!🌸
[Jim]: Get his munchies quickly. Paul goes feral.
[Mick]: Paul swallowed guitar strings once from his munchies
[Tortilla]: WHAT
[Poosay Slayer]: 😨
[Joey]: oh yeah
[Joey]: boyboss had to go to the er and the doc pulled it out
[Cum]: PULLED WHAT OUT⁉️⁉️
[Cum]: ALSO WHO MADE MY NAME CUM.
[Chris]: hey bbg👋
[Cum]: SUCK MY WULLY
[Chris]: no 💋
[Paul]: they pulled the string out of a rather southern place
[Tortilla]: THEY PULLED A STRING OUT YOUR VAGINA???
[Paul]: MY ANUS, JESUS CHRIST TORTILLA😭
[Joey]: they did not touch his paulussy tortilla 🙏
[Tortilla]: 🙏🙏🙏
[Mick]: Stop.
[Shawn]: if I see any of you say "paulussy" ever again I'm cutting you out my will
[Corey]: p
[Corey]: pau
[Jay]: paulussy
[Shawn]: Jay.
[Corey]: JAYBERS NOOOOO
[Flat Ass, Double D honka honkas]: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE JAY...
[Flat Ass, Double D honka honkas]: Chris I hope you actually die rn.
[Jay]: wait that wasnt me
[Craig]:
[Sid]: WE ALL SAW YOU
[Chris]: caught in 4k bestie
[Corey]: JAY THAT WAS MEANT TO BE MY HIGHLIGHT WTF
[Jay]: goodnight
[Jay]: piss y'all ✌️
[Shawn]: I'm not finished.
[Chris]: that's
[Corey]: what
[Flat Ass, Double D honka honkas]: she
[Sid]: said.
[Shawn]: Decomposing all of you mentally.
[Jay]: ✌️
[Jim]: Hey did anyone find Paul
[Corey]: no cuz when I found him i just went home
[Mick]: Have you any fucking idea what Paul will do if you don't feed him
[Chris]: for sure hes not that bad
[Mick]: He ate fucking drywall once, saying he loved the crunch in his mouth.
[Chris]: pretty sure sid does that too
[Jim]: No this is different
[Jim]: Paul will devour the entirety of it if he's hungry enough.
[Chris]: oh
[Shawn]: he is called Balls because he has no fear and he'll eat fucking anything he can get his hands on if he's in the mood
[Shawn]: literally that's how you tell if he's high. grab something inedible and if he's considering it, he's stoned
[Sid]: Paul😨
[Sid]: Paul come back here😨😨
[Jim]: Joey go on a scout mission and find him
[Joey]: ur not my dad
[Shawn]: Joey go on a scout mission and find him
[Joey]: aye aye captain Shawn
[Jim]: Take Jay or Alessandro with you
[Alessandro]: I'm busy.
[Alessandro]: thanks whoever changed my name back :]
[Craig]:
[Ingrown Pinkie Toe Toenails]: IM RUNNIGN YOU OVER IN MY CAR WHEN I NEXT SEE YOU YOU FUCKGING CUNT I HATE YOU
[Joey]: Jay and me found him!
[Jay]: uh-huh
[Mick]: What's in his mouth
[Chris]: my fat cock
[Mick]: Shut up, your mother doesn't love you and neither does your father
[Chris]: u look like u know the age of consent in every state so stfu
[Mick]: Your brain performance is as pathetic as your girth
[Chris]: ur penis is FAKE
[Mick]: SO IS YOURS.
[Jay]: hes eating some strawberries right now
[Joey]: he was tryna eat some uh nachos when we found him😨
[Shawn]: What's the concern for
[Joey]: He couldnt open the salsa so he smashed it open and there is salsa everywhere
[Paul]: it was meant to be!✋😌
[small willy, big ego]: HOW IS THAT MEANT TO BE???
[small willy, big ego]: WHO FUCKING MADE MY NAME THAT.
[Joey]: me bitch
[small willy, big ego]: OH COME ON.
[Corey]: haha
[Corey]: cum.
[Jay]: hey where did paul go
[Joey]: wdym
[Joey]: I thought he went with you
[Jay]: no
[Joey]: SHITTTTT
[Sid]: he messaged me sayin the strawberries simply werent enough and sent me three photos of a man crying and he photoshopped strawberry emojis over it 😨
[Jim]: What the fuck, where is he now?
[Shawn]: surprisingly, I got a similar message
[Mick]: I found him
[Mick]: He lost his phone and now he insists I use the "☺️" emoji
[Joey]: oh thank god
[Joey]: can you keep him there?
[Mick]: He's chewing the fucking FURNITURE GET HIM OUT OF HERE NOW