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The Hashira see Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Chapter 2: After the Movie

Summary:

The Hashira discuss the film, and finally answer who would win between Godzilla and King Kong.

Notes:

SPOILER WARNING FOR GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE. CONTINUE TO READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!” Kyojuro declared, beaming in his seat.

After two long hours, the movie had come to an end. And what a movie it was! Of all the Monsterverse films, it was by far the most action packed. As to be expected, Uzui and Rengoku absolutely ate it up.

“Damn right it was!” Tengen grinned. “And Godzilla’s totally shredded now! Did you see his waistline? Those flashy pink spikes?!”

“That’s true, but Kong was certainly the main character.” Muichiro commented.

Throughout the film, Kong was undoubtedly the central focus. And even though the films still weren’t his favorite…he couldn’t deny their merit.

“Yeah! And Mini-Kong was super cute! Well, when he wasn’t being a meanie…” Mitsuri chimed.

Mitsuri liked the film well enough; even if some of the monster fights got a little gorey.

“You kidding? That little freak was the best part!” Sanemi chuckled. He was admittedly surprised by the film, it was honestly pretty kickass!…until the human characters showed up, anyways. “Plus that Skar King ape was sick!”

“I liked that Mothra returned.” Shinobu spoke up.

She didn’t have much to say about the film. It was about what she expected; a bunch of giant monsters fighting. But she wouldn’t pretend she didn’t like seeing Mothra be reborn.

“I’m glad you all liked it.” Gyomei spoke up. Television didn’t do much for him. His senses didn’t pick up on light, so he couldn’t really watch the film. It was just noise really.

“Not all of us.”

“What? Not a fan, Iguro??” Kyojuro asked, his jaw agape.

“Minus One was miles ahead of this schlock-fest.” Obanai puffed indignantly. He wasn’t very fond of the film—a bunch of annoying people, broken up by giant cgi monster battles. Not much to get emotionally invested in.

“Well, I thought it was great.” Tengen puffed. Then he remembered… “WAIT! Tomioka!!”

“Yeah?” Giyu asked indifferently.

“Who do you think would win? Godzilla, or Kong?”

It was finally the moment of truth, and with the new film, there was a lot to consider. Godzilla had evolved, and was stronger, faster, and had a greater Atomic Breath. But Kong still had his axe, and now he had a large, mechanical gauntlet! During their fight. The Kaiju were evenly matched. But for the hashira, Giyu would decide the winner…

“I think Shimo would win.” Giyu answered truthfully.

“WHAT?!”

“HUH?!”

Both Tengen and Kyojuro were stunned. Shimo wasn’t even a contestant! She was some new Titan who showed up halfway into the film and barely contributed to the plot!!

“She was bigger than either of them, and her Ice Breath nearly took Kong down.” Giyu explained. “Plus, she held her own fine against Godzilla.”

“But that’s because she was under Skar King’s control!!” Kyojuro puffed, the Hashira’s heated debate continuing all the way to their van. If nothing else, it was certainly a fun night for the pillars…and, the demons who went to see the movie.

“Are they gone?…” A cold voice asked.

“Yes, Lord Muzan, they’re gone.” A pale demon child answered, watching from around a corner.

“That was too close, Rui.” Muzan growled. “If they find us, it could compromise our entire plan!”

“At least the movie was good.” Rui responded.

Muzan Kibutsuji simply sighed, walking with the child,”Let’s head back to the house.”

Notes:

Wow, what a great movie! Before we get to out Taishō Era Secret, here’s my review!
Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire, is exactly what I expected, in the best way! I went in to see giant monsters fight, and got WAAAY more than I could’ve possibly asked for! But don’t go in expecting something of the same caliber as Godzilla: Minus One. It was an entirely different film, and both these Godzillas are fantastic in their own rights! Now then, time for a Taishō Era Secret!
As the Master foresaw, Muzan Kibutsuji is indeed in the modern day, in fact, he has been for a while!
Muzan: Infiltrating the present was incredibly easy. The challenge is dealing with my Kizuki on a day to day basis…
Rui: I like my new family. They’re strange, but in a good way. I wish I could’ve taken them to the movie too.
Muzan: They can spend their own money if they wish, I’m not spending $250 on movie tickets.
Anyways, that’s all I’ve got for now, see you all again very soon! Be good people!

Notes:

Hello everybody, I hope you're all doing well! I'm doing great! I've loved Godzilla and King Kong since I was a young, and getting to see this movie in the theater has me really excited! But I can't write the next chapter until I've done that, so bear with me! Until then, it's time for a Taishō era secret!!
I took the time to ask the Hashira what their favorite Kaiju movies are, and here's what they said!
Shinobu: Well, if I had to choose, I guess the 2014 Godzilla wasn't that bad!
Kyojuro: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla from 1974! It was my first Godzilla movie!
Tengen: Godzilla Final Wars for sure! It's the flashiest one out there!
Muichiro: I dunno...I liked Pacific Rim I guess.
Mitsuri: Rebirth of Mothra is adorable! I bet Shinobu would like it!!
Gyomei: GMK was an impressive, and impactful reminder to respect the dead.
Sanemi: King Kong 2005, it was badass! And looks better than most Godzilla films.
Obanai: Godzilla Minus One. The Newest Toho Godzilla Film, and undoubtedly their best.
Giyu: Is it finally my turn? Well—
See you all very soon with the part two!!

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