Chapter Text
October 1st
I'M SORRY. BLAME IWACHAN at 9:28PM
vcomein✌: omg
Sawamura_Daichi: Oh god.
Misshimizu: Omg
Misshimizu has changed I'M SORRY BLAME IWACHAN to WE BLAME YOU OIKAWA at 9:28PM
vcomein✌: really mitty?
vcomein✌: i wasn't even the one who brought them over
Sawamura_Daichi has changed WE BLAME YOU OIKAWA to WE'RE CHANGING THE LOCKS AGAIN at 9:29PM
Misshimizu: They tagged along with your boyfriend and since you let your boyfriend into the apartment by association it's your fault
Sawamura_Daichi: How long has it been?
Misshimizu: Almost two hours
Sawamura_Daichi: I can believe it of Kuroo and Bokuto but Matsukawa-kun and Hanamaki-kun...
Sawamura_Daichi: I didn't think they had it in them.
vcomein✌: clearly you know nothing
vcomein✌: you know NOTHING jon snow
Sawamura_Daichi: Who's Jon Snow? Is he someone we know?
Sawamura_Daichi: Is he that new exchange student in your class Oikawa? The one that you and Bokuto keep trying to get to join your team??
Misshimizu: Omg
vcomein✌: omg
Sawamura_Daichi: What? Am I missing something?
vcomein✌: just
vcomein✌: any other day i wouldn't let this slide but nvm
Sawamura_Daichi: What? Did I do something wrong? What?
Sawamura_Daichi: Shimizu?
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa?
Misshimizu: I need to take the recorder away from kou kun
vcomein✌: this might sound unbelievable given what we are witnessing
vcomein✌: but usually mattsun and makki are half this bad
vcomein✌: and iwachan can somewhat control them
Misshimizu: Well this might surprise you oikawa kun but when you double one half of the equation you need to double the other half too to balance it out
vcomein✌: mitty i don't need this from you right now
vcomein✌: i have apologized
vcomein✌: repeatedly
vcomein✌: and so has iwachan but NO ONE SEEMS TO BE ANGRY WITH HIM
vcomein✌: THE INJUSTICE
Sawamura_Daichi: I don't understand how they haven't realized how annoying they're being when we all went and locked ourselves in our respective rooms.
Misshimizu: No they know
Misshimizu: They just don't care
Misshimizu: At least I know that testu kun knows
Misshimizu: I saw him smirk
vcomein✌: do you think we should contact kenma?
Misshimizu: I already did
>>applepi: yea he txted me that it was the greatest night of his life
>>applepi: -_-
>>Misshimizu: Please help?
>>Misshimizu: Or tell me what I should do
>>applepi: im so srry shimizu-san
>>applepi: but at this pt if u couldnt stop him
>>applepi: ull just have to wait it out
>>applepi: srry
>>applepi: ill keep txting him tho
>>Misshimizu: Thanks
>>applepi: gd luck
vcomein✌: omg
vcomein✌: kuroo's own boyfriend doesn't even want to deal with him
Misshimizu: Iwaizumi kun probably undertsands the feeling
vcomein✌: should we contact akaashikun?
vcomein✌: wait WHAT?
vcomein✌: MITTY NOT TODAY
vcomein✌: WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES TO DEAL WITH THIS
Misshimizu: It was reflex
Misshimizu: Muscle-memory
Sawamura_Daichi: What are they singing?
vcomein✌: a thousand miles
vcomein✌: he's seriously not giving up on trying to do a recorder cover of that piano intro is he?
Sawamura_Daichi: Would it be rude if I just left the apartment?
vcomein✌: they'll still be at it by the time you come back
vcomein✌: you have no idea how seriously makki and mattsun take memes
Sawamura_Daichi: They did not seem like they would be like this.
vcomein✌: yeah
vcomein✌: IT'S A TRAP!
Sawamura_Daichi: Are you watching Star Wars right now?
vcomein✌: well what else am i supposed to do?
vcomein✌: iwachan is still out there trying to get control of the situation
Sawamura_Daichi: Shouldn't you be helping him? They're your friends too.
vcomein✌: unlike iwachan
vcomein✌: i know a lost cause when i see one
Misshimizu: I'm pretty sure iwaizumi kun knows a lost cause when he sees one he just can't give up because he's a nice person
vcomein✌: EXCUSE ME
Misshimizu: Akaashi kun said we should leave the apartment
Misshimizu: >>Shaknnotstirrd: Ah
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Has he brought out the recorder?
>>Misshimizu: Yes
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Ah
>>Shaknnotstirrd: You'll just have to wait it out
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I'm sorry
>>Misshimizu: There might be a mysterioius death later
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I wouln't hold it against you
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I've plotted many during my first two years in high school
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I can help you bury the body as I've scouted out a few good spots through the years
>>Misshimizu: Who got him the recorder?
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Kuroo-san
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Have you contacted Kenma?
>>Misshimizu: He said we were on our own
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I'd just leave the apartment if I were you
Sawamura_Daichi: What does Akaashi-kun's username mean? Shaken not stirred? What's shaken and not stirred?
Misshimizu: Bond. James Bond.
hoot@meme: OHOHOHO
hoot@meme: DO ANY OF U OWN ANY OF DA FOLLOWING:
hoot@meme: DUCK
grumpycatislol: FLUTE
hoot@meme: FRENCH HORN
grumpycatislol: BAGPIPES
hoot@meme: ?????????
Sawamura_Daichi: Um...no.
hoot@meme: CUZ WE ALRDY HAV THE RECORDER AS IM SUR UVE HRD
grumpycatislol: ^^TOP QLTY RECORDER PLYR RIGHT HERE
hoot@meme: BRO
Sawamura_Daichi: Do I even want to know why?
vcomein✌: OMG SAWAMURA NO
Misshimizu: DAICHI KUN NO
vcomein✌: TAKE IT BACK QUICKLY
grumpycatislol: sawamura bro
Misshimizu: Oh god
grumpycatislol: I M SO GLAD U ASKD
grumpycatislol: our new bbfls showd us the greatest vid dat we need 2 mak a recorder covr of
Sawamura_Daichi: What's a BBFL?
vcomein✌: omfg sawamura are you doing this on purpose?
hoot@meme: BEST BROS 4 LIF
hoot@meme: WHICH THEY R
hoot@meme: STARTIN 2NITE
hoot@meme: 4EVR MORE
grumpycatislol: its the new bffl
grumpycatislol has changed WE'RE CHANGING THE LOCKS AGAIN to FORMATION OF THE NEW DREAM TEAM at 10:08PM
vcomein✌ has changed FORMATION OF THE NEW DREAM TEAM to GO FUCK YOURSELVES (MATTSUN AND MAKKI TOO) at 10:09PM
hoot@meme has changed GO FUCK YOURSELVES (MATTSUN AND MAKKI TOO) to O SHIT IWAIZUMI IS DA PO PO at 10:09PM
grumpycatislol: O SHIT
grumpycatislol: RUN
hoot@meme: WEOO WEOO
grumpycatislol: WEooOOwEOodfeO wwwEdeOyOos eeeEttrOaOl
O SHIT IWAIZUMI IS DA PO PO at 10:19PM
Sawamura_Daichi: Is it over?
Sawamura_Daichi: I heard doors slam.
grumpycatislol: bro u aliv?
vcomein✌: unfortunately sawamura
vcomein✌: once makki and mattsun get going
grumpycatislol: oikawa did ur bf train w the hulk n the flash?
grumpycatislol: WTF MAN
vcomein✌: they'll keep going until they've caught up to present day memes
grumpycatislol: bro where u @?
vcomein✌: and then for the night to be considered truly successful they need to come up with at least a dozen of their own memes
hoot@meme: sittin on the fir esap w matsukawa
hoot@meme: its beaut out hre
vcomein✌: so that they can contribute to the meme economy
vcomein✌: help the world out of meme recession
vcomein✌: and one day see their memes bartered and traded on the floor of the meme stock exchange
vcomein✌:＼| ￣ヘ￣|／
vcomein✌: not my words btw
Misshimizu: Oikawa kun are you still watching star wars?
vcomein✌: yeah
Misshimizu: Can I join you?
vcomein✌: why not
vcomein✌: iwachan is still on the hunt for meme trash
vcomein✌: even though i told him to leave it and just come to bed
vcomein✌: but no
vcomein✌: （；￣д￣）
vcomein✌: be careful crossing through the living room
Misshimizu: Be there soon
hoot@meme: SHIT HOW HE FIND US?
grumpycatislol: bro dis group chat
hoot@meme: OIKAWA U TRAITOR
hoot@meme: I TRUSTD U
grumpycatislol: ABORT MISSION
hoot@meme: ABORT MISSION
grumpycatislol: ill see u in prv chat my 2nd-in-commd
October 2nd
O SHIT IWAIZUMI IS DA PO PO at 12:55AM
grumpycatislol has changed O SHIT IWAIZUMI IS DA PO PO to I VOTE FOR THEM TO MOVE IN at 12:55AM
hoot@meme: SECOND
hoot@meme: BRO THEY SAID SOM1 NAMD KUNIMI HAZ BAGPIPES WE CAN BORROW
vcomein✌: omg kunimi no
Misshimizu has changed I VOTE FOR THEM TO MOVE IN to GET YOUR BAIL READY at 6:02AM
vcomein✌: Iwaizumi here
vcomein✌: I am so incredibly sorry
vcomein✌: Oikawa told them we were having a nice dinner and they love free food so they insisted on coming along
vcomein✌: They kept using those cheesy phrases about team work and how it will help us bond etc...
vcomein✌: Fucking dammit shittykawa
vcomein✌: We don't even play together anymore and could we be any closer than we already are?
vcomein✌: But this dumbass fell for it and said they could tag along
Sawamura_Daichi: I don't blame you.
Misshimizu: I blame oikawa kun
vcomein✌: Yekfjad
vcomein✌: IEJO":MKDL✌jfkl;daj;a'ie'w
vcomein✌: OMG IWACHAN SERIOUSLY?
Misshimizu: OMG OIKAWA KUN SERIOUSLY?
vcomein✌: MITTY WHAT?
vcomein✌: WHAT IS IT?
Misshimizu: You fell for their whole bonding thing? Come on
vcomein✌: WHAT IS WRONG WITH BONDING?
vcomein✌: i'm sorry not all of us have cold hearts of steel
Misshimizu: They are literally your best friends
Misshimizu: How much more bonding do you need?
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa. What does this mean?
>>yesdisdoge: thx for havin us
>>yesdisdoge: we hd a grt tim
>>yesdisdoge: sry we wernt abl 2 meet ur bf tho
>>yesdisdoge: exams suc ass
>>yesdisdoge: oikawa says hes prtty n nice
>>yesdisdoge: nxt tim intro us
>>yesdisdoge: thx agn
vcomein✌: he said
vcomein✌: thanks for having us
vcomein✌: we had a great time
Sawamura_Daichi: No. I know what it says. I live with Kuroo and Bokuto too. I meant this:
Sawamura_Daichi: >>yesdisdoge: srry we werent abl 2 meet ur bf tho
>>yesdisdoge: exams sux ass
>>yesdisdoge: oikawa says hes prtty n nice
>>yesdisdoge: nxt tim intro us
Sawamura_Daichi: What boyfriend? What is he talking about?
vcomein✌: uh well sawamura this might surprise you
vcomein✌: but considering that he drank for almost 7 hrs
vcomein✌: makki is drunk
Sawamura_Daichi: He sounds pretty in control of his facilities here:
Sawamura_Daichi: >>yesdisdoge: srry we werent abl 2 meet ur bf tho
vcomein✌: i think he meant your friend who is a boy
Sawamura_Daichi: Why wouldn't he say friend then? Also exams? I mean Suga was supposed to come over tonight but couldn't because of exams...
Sawamura_Daichi: Does he think Suga and I are dating?
vcomein✌: ...
Sawamura_Daichi: What did you tell them?!
vcomein✌: i just talked to makki and he said he meant your friend
vcomein✌: as in sugakun
vcomein✌: that's what makki said
Sawamura_Daichi: Prove it.
vcomein✌: iwachan is sleepy
vcomein✌: he is giving me grumpy sleepy face
vcomein✌: which is surprisingly vastly different from his usual face
vcomein✌: ttyl
vcomein✌: good night
grumpycatislol: ayy lmao
hoot@meme: ayy lmao
Sawamura_Daichi: Kuroo, Bokuto do you know what Hanamaki-kun is talking about?
Sawamura_Daichi: Kuroo?
Sawamura_Daichi: Bokuto?
Sawamura_Daichi: Hello?
Sawamura_Daichi: I can hear you both watching something in your room, Bokuto!
Sawamura_Daichi: Our rooms are next to each other.
Sawamura_Daichi: Shouting at me that you are asleep means that you are not asleep!
Sawamura_Daichi: BOKUTO!
Sawamura_Daichi: KUROO!
grumpycatislol: Messrs Bokuto and Kuroo would like to let Mr. Sawamura know that it has been a long night so please go the fuck to sleep.
grumpycatislol: Messrs Bokuto and Kuroo would like to let Mr. Sawamura know that he is not being a good dad right now by keeping his precious young children awake at this ungodly hour.
grumpycatislol: Messrs Bokuto and Kuroo would like to let Mr. Sawamura know to think of the children with the unseemly words coming out of your mouth.
hoot@meme: THE CHILDREN!
Misshimizu: I don't think you're going to get an answer out of any of them daichi kun
Misshimizu: You should go to bed and try again tomorrow
hoot@meme: Messrs Bokuto n Kuroo would lik 2 let Miss Mitty kno that shes amazing n beautiful n would she lik 2 mrry Mr. Bokuto?
Misshimizu: Go to bed kou kun
hoot@meme: ill hav my lawyers send ovr the marriage docs tmrrw
>>yesdisdoge: The Office of Hanamaki & Matsukawa, LLC is closed for the evening
>>iCENAwutudid: But we will be happy to draw up the documents when we return to our office in the morning at 4:00PM
>>yesdisdoge: The Office of Hanamaki & Matsukawa, LLC would like to formally congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials
hoot@meme: HOOT HOOT
hoot@meme has changed GET YOUR BAIL READY to MITTY ALL U HAV 2 DO IS SIGN THE DOCS at 6:59AM
Misshimizu: Please go to bed kou kun
Sawamura_Daichi: Oh my god.
Sawamura_Daichi: The sun is coming up.
Sawamura_Daichi sent an image at 7:03AM
vcomein✌ has changed MITTY ALL U HAV 2 DO IS SIGN THE DOCS to DON'T PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT AGAIN KUROO. BOKUTO. at 3:52PM
Sawamura_Daichi: Oh, Oikawa you're awake. Tell me what Hanamaki-kun meant yesterday.
Sawamura_Daichi: I can hear you squawking in your bedroom and Iwaizumi telling you to shut up.
Sawamura_Daichi: Saying that you are having mind blowing sex at the moment and to come back later clearly shows that you are not having mind blowing sex.
Misshimizu: I didn't know you had it in you
Sawamura_Daichi: Had what in me?
Misshimizu: To deliver a burn
Sawamura_Daichi: I didn't burn anyone...?
vcomein✌: omg
vcomein✌: OMFG
vcomein✌ has changed DON'T PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT AGAIN KUROO. BOKUTO. to SAWAMURA IS AS DENSE AS HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED at 3:54PM
Sawamura_Daichi: Who is he-who-must-not-be-named?
vcomein✌: the dark lord
Sawamura_Daichi: Who?
Sawamura_Daichi: Shimizu?
Misshimizu: As in you don't know who the dark lord is or who he is using it to reference to?
Sawamura_Daichi: The latter.
Misshimizu: I'm not sure
Sawamura_Daichi: According to Iwaizumi, it's Ushiwaka.
vcomein✌: DON'T SAY THE NAME IN HERE SAWAMURA
vcomein✌: OMG
vcomein✌: NOW HE COULD APPEAR ANY MINUTE
vcomein✌: DON'T YOU KNOW THE NAME IS CURSED?????
vcomein✌: PROTEGO
vcomein✌: SHIT
vcomein✌: SHIT
vcomein✌: SHIT
vcomein✌: REPUGNO
vcomein✌: EVERYONE THROW SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER
vcomein✌: GET OUT THE CROSSES
vcomein✌: WEAR GARLIC WREATHS
vcomein✌: WE NEED TO BURN SOME SAGE STAT
grumpycatislol: lolz
grumpycatislol: gd morn
grumpycatislol: how does iwaizumi put up w u?
grumpycatislol: hes goin thru dem pearly gates in the aftr lif
grumpycatislol: HA
grumpycatislol: did oikawa srsly jus compare ushiwaka 2 voldemort?
grumpycatislol: (´･ω･`)
vcomein✌: KUROO OMG
vcomein✌: STOP SAYING THE NAME IN HERE
vcomein✌: I AM TELLING YOU
vcomein✌: HE WILL SHOW UP
hoot@meme: wat a nit
hoot@meme: wat a nit
hoot@meme: GOIN DOWN IN DA BOOKZ
hoot@meme: SO GLAD WE MET HANAMAKI N MATSUKAWA
hoot@meme: I FEEL COMPLETE NOW
hoot@meme: whos ushiwaka?
vcomein✌: BOKUTO WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Sawamura_Daichi: Ushijima Wakatoshi.
Sawamura_Daichi: He used to play for Shiratorizawa. You must've run into him at nationals.
vcomein✌ has left SAWAMURA IS AS DENSE AS HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED at 4:00PM
grumpycatislol: omg sawamura
grumpycatislol: oikawa is rite abt u
Sawamura_Daichi: What?
hoot@meme: ushijima
hoot@meme: ooOOOO yea
hoot@meme: the lefty rite?
Sawamura_Daichi: Yeah. Did you ever play him?
hoot@meme: yea wen i was in 2nd yr
hoot@meme: dat serv was a BITCH 2 RECEIVE
hoot@meme: lemme tell u
Sawamura_Daichi: No need.
hoot@meme: O YEA U PLAYD HIM 2 RITE?
hoot@meme: evn konoha n komiyan had troubs receivin dem @1st
Sawamura_Daichi: Komiyan?
hoot@meme: komi haruki
hoot@meme: formr FUKURODANI LIBERO
hoot@meme: IN MY TOP 10 BROS
Sawamura_Daichi: Oh right.
Sawamura_Daichi: Talking about nationals brings back memories.
grumpycatislol: bro its only been not evn a yr
grumpycatislol: calm down
Sawamura_Daichi: We made some memories huh?
grumpycatislol: no need to get nostal 1st thng in the morn bro
hoot@meme: LETS GO SUPPORT OUR TEAMS THIS YR
grumpycatislol: HELL YEA
Sawamura_Daichi: Sounds good!
Misshimizu has added vcomein✌ to SAWAMURA IS AS DENSE AS HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED at 4:07PM
vcomein✌: really 7 minutes later and you add me back?
vcomein✌: don't get full of yourself sawamura
vcomein✌: aoba johsai will make a comeback
vcomein✌: i have total and complete faith in my kouhai
Sawamura_Daichi: Bring it on, Oikawa. Karasuno can take them.
vcomein✌: according to yahaba kyoukenchan is at the top of his game so chibichan and tobiochan better fucking beware
vcomein✌: let tobiochan that little shit know
vcomein✌: my kouhai are coming for him
Sawamura_Daichi: Technically, he's your kouhai too...
vcomein✌: SHUT UP SAWAMURA
vcomein✌: NO ONE ASKED YOU
vcomein✌: text this message to tobiochan: fucking beware
Sawamura_Daichi: Don't you have Kageyama's number?
vcomein✌: no.
Sawamura_Daichi: Doesn't Iwaizumi have it though?
vcomein✌: YES AND HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS
vcomein✌: sawamura give me tobiochan's number
Sawamura_Daichi: Um...
Sawamura_Daichi: Well, then how about a trade?
vcomein✌: a trade?
Sawamura_Daichi: I'll give you Kageyama's number if you tell me what Hanamaki-kun meant.
vcomein✌: you've changed sawamura
vcomein✌: you've changed
Sawamura_Daichi: It's probably from living with you and Kuroo.
Sawamura_Daichi: So what say you?
vcomein✌: about?
Sawamura_Daichi: What did Hanamaki-kun mean?
vcomein✌: mean about what?
Sawamura_Daichi: You really don't remember?
vcomein✌: makki says a lot of things
vcomein✌: i tune many of his words out
hoot@meme: OMG DOES HE KNO DAT?
hoot@meme: DAT IS SO RUDE
hoot@meme: HANAMAKI IS A BLESSIN 2 DIS WORLD
Sawamura_Daichi: What I asked you last night about the whole boyfriend thing.
vcomein✌: what bf thing?
vcomein✌: honestly sawamura
vcomein✌: it was six in the morning
vcomein✌: we just experienced almost 12 hrs of meme hell
vcomein✌: and awful recorder playing
hoot@meme: EXCUSE ME
grumpycatislol: MY BRO BOKUTO SOUNDED AMAZEBALLS
hoot@meme: THX BRO
hoot@meme: U ALWYS HAV MY BACK BB
grumpycatislol: dont u kno it sweethrt
Sawamura_Daichi: >>yesdisdoge: srry we werent abl 2 meet ur bf tho
>>yesdisdoge: exams sux ass
>>yesdisdoge: oikawa says hes prtty n nice
>>yesdisdoge: nxt tim intro us
vcomein✌: i already told you what this means sawamura
Sawamura_Daichi: And I asked you to prove it
vcomein✌: OMG FINE
vcomein✌: hold on
vcomein✌: >>yesdisdoge: yea sugawara kun
vcomein✌: see?
Sawamura_Daichi: How does this prove anything, Oikawa?
vcomein✌: ask iwachan
vcomein✌: you guys are friends
Sawamura_Daichi: I did.
>>IwaizumiHajime: Sorry
>>IwaizumiHajime: I really have no idea what he's talking about
>>IwaizumiHajime: In case you couldn't figure it out yesterday
>>IwaizumiHajime: Hanamaki and Matsukawa say really stupid shit
>>IwaizumiHajime: 99% of the things they say are dumb
>>IwaizumiHajime: Oikawa would probably know better than I would if Hanamaki was talking about something not stupid though
>>IwaizumiHajime: They gossip like a bunch of housewives when they're together
vcomein✌: >>IwaizumiHajime: They gossip like a bunch of housewives when they're together
vcomein✌: seriously iwachan?
Sawamura_Daichi: So?
vcomein✌: so what?
Sawamura_Daichi: Tell me.
vcomein✌: can't
vcomein✌: meeting makki and mattsun for food right now
vcomein✌: sorry
vcomein✌: ttyl
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa!
SAWAMURA IS AS DENSE AS HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED at 6:12PM
Sawamura_Daichi: Do Hanamaki-kun and Matsukawa-kun really think that Suga and I are dating?
Sawamura_Daichi: Anyone?
Sawamura_Daichi: Kuroo?
Sawamura_Daichi: Fell back asleep.
Sawamura_Daichi: Bokuto?
Sawamura_Daichi: Also fell back asleep.
Sawamura_Daichi: Shimizu?
Sawamura_Daichi: Isn't home....? Shimizu?
Misshimizu: Have an end of term portfolio due
Misshimizu: Sorry daichi kun
Misshimizu: Can't talk much
Misshimizu: I'll probably be home late too
Misshimizu: So eat dinner without me
Misshimizu: I won't be in the apartment much this week as well
Misshimizu: Can you please water my lavender plant daichi kun?
Sawamura_Daichi: Sure.
Sawamura_Daichi: Good luck on your final project!
Misshimizu: Thanks!
October 11th
GOOD LUCK MITTY. LOVE YOUR HUSBANDO at 9:47AM
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa, you have seriously been avoiding me all week.
vcomein✌: you have no proof
Sawamura_Daichi: I do.
Sawamura_Daichi: Iwaizumi says that you have been bothering him more than usual and that you've been trying to get him to come to lecture with you in case I jump out from a bush, which is absurd because we go to different schools.
vcomein✌: rude iwachan rude
vcomein✌: that is not proof
vcomein✌: and no i haven't
vcomein✌: we just have different schedules
Sawamura_Daichi: You literally walked into the apartment yesterday, saw that I was the only person home, made some weird bird noise, and then promptly turned around and ran away.
vcomein✌: FIRST OF ALL
vcomein✌: i did not make a bird noise
vcomein✌: SECOND OF ALL
vcomein✌: i did not run away i just remembered i had to do something because
vcomein✌: THIRD OF ALL
vcomein✌: i'll have you know SAWAMURA
vcomein✌: i am a very busy man
vcomein✌: i have had many MEETINGS this week
Sawamura_Daichi: With whom?
vcomein✌: VERY VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE
vcomein✌: i am a man in high demand
hoot@meme: HA
grumpycatislol: HAHAH
hoot@meme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
grumpycatislol: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
hoot@meme: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sawamura_Daichi: Guys, I'm trying to have a conversation with Oikawa.
grumpycatislol: idk if u understnd groupchat sawamura
grumpycatislol: but its a chat 4 a group of ppl
grumpycatislol: we can JUMP in whenevs
Sawamura_Daichi: I tried discussing this through a private chat, but Oikawa wouldn't respond.
hoot@meme: U HAV A PRIV CHAT W OIKAWA?
hoot@meme: IM SO HURT R N
hoot@meme: SO HURT
hoot@meme: IS DIS HOW WE RANK IN UR HEART SAWAMURA?
grumpycatislol: YEA DAD
grumpycatislol: U R NOT SUPPOSD TO HAV FAVS W UR CHILDRN
Sawamura_Daichi: You are not my children.
grumpycatislol: also bro u hav a priv chat w oikawa 2
hoot@meme: TOTALLY DIFFERENT
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa. Answer me.
vcomein✌: wwweeeee muuuuuust haaavveee a baaadd connneccctttioonnnn
vcomein✌: gggoootttoooOoo gooo
Sawamura_Daichi: Really? You're pulling a Shimizu? After you have her such grief about it?
vcomein✌: ccccaaaaaan't taaaaaalk
vcomein✌: bye
Sawamura_Daichi: Mature, Oikawa. Really mature.
grumpycatislol: is dis abt u n suga kun?
Sawamura_Daichi: Yes. Do you know something?
grumpycatislol: y don u jus ask hanamaki?
Sawamura_Daichi: I tried, but he said he didn't remember. And I don't have Matsukawa-kun's number.
grumpycatislol: oho?
grumpycatislol: hold on
Sawamura_Daichi: I appreciate the sentiment Kuroo, but I can't just text Matsukawa-kun out of the blue and ask him what he thinks my relationship with Suga is. That would be creepy and weird.
grumpycatislol: JUST DO IT.
hoot@meme: JUST DO IT.
grumpycatislol: >>yesdisdoge: JUST DO IT.
>>iCENAwutudid: JUST DO IT.
hoot@meme: >>iCENAwutudid: oh shit
>>iCENAwutudid: i just told him 2 txt me didnt i?
>>yesdisdoge: MMMMmmm wattcha say
>>iCENAwutudid: gt caught up in the memement
>>grumpycatislol: http://imgur.com/a/fomg7
>>iCENAwutudid: http://imgur.com/gallery/Kzv6did
vcomein✌: do you all even understand what you talk about in your chat kuroo? bokuto?
grumpycatislol: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vcomein✌: they are not a good influence on you
hoot@meme: http://i.imgur.com/AnrWkRH.gif
vcomein✌: so much regret
grumpycatislol: LIKE A BOSS
hoot@meme: LIKE A SIR
vcomein✌: goodbye
grumpycatislol: LIKE A BOSS
hoot@meme: LIKE A SIR
vcomein✌: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
grumpycatislol: LIKE A BOSS
hoot@meme: LIKE A SIR
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Baddest Bitche$$ at 3:30PM
YachipersonB: congrats kiyoko-senpai!
YachipersonB: i hope your portfolio turned out ok
YachipersonB: actually no wait im sure it did!!!
YachipersonB: (*＾▽＾)b
YachipersonB: text me when you get this
Baddest Bitche$$ at 10:09PM
Misshimizu: I'm so sorry hitoka chan
Misshimizu: After turning my final project in
Missihimizu: I went home and fell asleep
Misshimizu: How was practice?
YachipersonB: KIYOKO-SENPAI
YachipersonB: YOURE ALIVE
YachipersonB: THANK GOD
YachipersonB: practice was good
YachipersonB: how was your final project?
YachipersonB: did you get all the portraits done in time?
Misshimizu: I finished touching up kou kun's this morning
Misshimizu: It was so hard to get him to sit for it at the beginning but I think it turned out ok
YachipersonB: IM SURE IT TURNED OUT GREAT SENPAI
Misshimizu: Thanks hitoka chan
Misshimizu: Fingers crossed
YachipersonB:╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ ˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ⁾✩
YachipersonB: btw azumane-san stopped by today and he scared some of the first years
Misshimizu: Typical
Misshimizu: Did he apologize profusely or try to hide in a corner?
YachipersonB: both
YachipersonB: (⌒.−)＝★
YachipersonB: azumane-san gave us coupons to come eat at the family restaurant he works at now
YachipersonB: we were thinking of going there for a team dinner this weekend
YachipersonB: hinata kageyama kun tsukishima kun yamaguchi kun and i were thinking of going next weekend too
YachipersonB: we should go together too senpai when you come home during vacation
Misshimizu: (*＾▽＾)b
YachipersonB: also we're playing seijoh in a practice match tomorrow
YachipersonB: (＠O＠;)
Misshimizu: There's no need to be worried hitoka chan
Misshimizu: They're just boys
YachipersonB: but theyre SO TALL
YachipersonB: and theres that 3rd year who looks like a feral dog
Misshimizu: Kyoutani kun or mad dog chan as oikawa kun refers to him?
Misshimizu: Iwaizumi kun said that he's actually pretty nice once you get to know him
YachipersonB: and what about their setter-captain?
YachipersonB: he looks like hes planning to kill someone slowly
Misshimizu: Just stay near tanaka and nishinoya
Misshimizu: They'll protect you
YachipersonB: i wish you were here too senpai
Misshimizu: You'll do great
YachipersonB: on the other hand
YachipersonB: kageyama-kun doesnt seem worried
Misshimizu: It's probably because oikawa kun doesn't go there any more
YachipersonB: ACK WAIT
YachipersonB: PLEASE dont tell the grand king that were playing tomorrow!
YachipersonB: what if he shows up?!
YachipersonB: and hes the scariest of them all
Misshimizu: Hitoka chan you've met him when you came to visit...
YachipersonB: he doesnt get any less scarier
YachipersonB: ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡
Misshimizu: He already knows that you all have the practice match tomorrow
Misshimizu: And he wanted to come so he could
Misshimizu: And I quote
Misshimizu: Watch his children whom he's raised with love and care (seijoh) crush his precious kouhai (kageyama kun)
YachipersonB: …(ﾟⅩﾟ)…。
Misshimizu: But don't worry hitoka chan
Misshimizu: He has an exam so he won't have time to make it up there
YachipersonB: THANK GOD
YachipersonB: (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
Misshimizu: Lol
Misshimizu: He's not that bad once you've got him under control
YachipersonB: only you can say that senpai
YachipersonB: is oikawa-san still avoiding daichi-san?
Misshimizu: Yes
Misshimizu: He's been surprisingly successful
Misshimizu: Most likely because he really does have an exam and has been holing himself up in his school's library to study
Misshimizu: And though he claims otherwise
Misshimizu: I think he's been spending a lot of nights 'studying ' with iwaizumi kun just to avoid daichi kun
YachipersonB: HA
YachipersonB: why doesnt he just move in with iwaizumi-san?
Misshimizu: Apparently iwaizumi kun doesn't want to have any distractions
Misshimizu: And given how much tetsu kun studies when he's not being an idiot
Misshimizu: Living with oikawa kun would probably cause iwaizumi kun's grades to suffer
YachipersonB: i thought kuroo-san was in the same program as oikawa-san?
Misshimizu: Tetsu kun and iwaizumi kun are in the same medical program and oikawa kun is in a different one
YachipersonB: ohhhhh
YachipersonB: well at least this time you didnt have to do anything re the fiasco that is daichi-san's relationship with suga-san
Misshimizu: You say that but he still doesn't understand
YachipersonB: but didnt you say hanamaki-san basically called suga-san daichi-san's boyfriend?
Misshimizu: Yes
Misshimizu: And the idiot doesn't understand why
YachipersonB: maybe you could gently push him in the right direction?
YachipersonB: and not kill him
Misshimizu: It'll be hard
Misshimizu: I've been watching him for 3 years now
Misshimizu: Bothering suga kun would be easier
Misshimizu: I kept telling him to confess all through third year but suga kun kept saying that he deserves a confession
Misshimizu: What is he? A shojo manga heroine?
Misshimizu: Does he want it to take place at a ball?
Misshimizu: With some la valse pour orchestre playing in the background?
Misshimizu: Have fireworks go off when the clock strikes midnight which is the exact moment daichi kun confesses?
Misshimizu: Kiss kiss fall in love
YachipersonB: kiyoko-senpai are you watching that anime again?
Misshimizu: It's stress relief
Misshimizu: And when oikawa kun caught me rewatching my favorite episode he became surprisingly invested so now we've been watching it together
YachipersonB: (๑ʘ∆ʘ๑)
Misshimizu: I give you permission to shoot me if I ever start winking and doing peace signs and referring to myself in the third person
YachipersonB: i could never shoot you senpai
YachipersonB: who else would calm all my nerves?
YachipersonB: and youve been stressed
YachipersonB: so i understand
YachipersonB: azumane-san said that he would bring suga-san to practice next week so i could maybe perhaps idk try to convince suga-san to go visit you all sooner rather than later
YachipersonB: and maybe by then youll have a plan?
YachipersonB: I MEAN IF YOUD LIKE MY HELP that is
YachipersonB: I DONT MEAN TO INTRUDE
YachipersonB: AHHHH SORRY
YachipersonB: I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING
Misshimizu: NO WAIT HITOKA CHAN
Misshimizu: If you could convince suga kun to visit that would be really helpful actually
Misshimizu: But there's no pressure
YachipersonB: I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO HELP YOU SENPAI
YachipersonB: idk if itll actually work
YachipersonB: i mean of course ill try
YachipersonB: but i cant garuntee anything
Misshimizu: Of course
Misshimizu: Just see what you can do and there is no pressure
Misshimizu: He'll visit eventually I'm sure
Misshimizu: And our vacation is in a month and a half so things will work out
Misshimizu: I guess
Misshimizu: They could dance and then hug it out after a whole season of pining
YachipersonB: kiyoko-senpai you know that suga-san and daichi-san aren't the hero/heroine of your shojo anime right?
YachipersonB: ill see what i can do
YachipersonB: i would rather have a sane senpai above all else
Misshimizu: Thanks hitoka chan
Misshimizu: I need to go back to bed and you should go to bed too
Misshimizu: It's a school night after all
YachipersonB: says the person whos been pulling all nighters for the last seven days
YachipersonB: but yes PLEASE GET SOME SLEEP SENPAI
YachipersonB: ttyl
YachipersonB: ill let you know how our practice match goes!
YachipersonB: (♡´౪`♡)
YachipersonB: good night!
Misshimizu: Good night
October 16th
TODAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY at 12:00AM
grumpycatislol: I WILL NOW BE TAKING ALL CONGRATULATORY REMARKS TO PASS ONTO MY BEAUTIFUL BELOVED
grumpycatislol: howev any remarks that r 2 good i wil claim as my own
hoot@meme: TELL KENMA I SAY HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH U BEAUT CAT U
hoot@meme: TELL HIM DAT I HOPE HE SPENDS ALL 9 OF HIS LIVS W U BRO
grumpycatislol: don
grumpycatislol: n don
grumpycatislol: >>applepi: bokuto-san knows im not actually a cat right?
>>applepi: tell him thx
hoot@meme: BEG TO DIFFR
hoot@meme: TELL KENMA HE BE MEOWNIFICENT
hoot@meme: DAT HE BE PAWSITIVELY CLAWSOME
grumpycatislol: >>applepi: u kno that u can pick and choose what u send me right?
>>applepi: like i don't need to kno each and every one of them
>>applepi: tell bokuto-san he's purr-ty cool himself
hoot@meme: AWWWWWW SHUX KENMA
Sawamura_Daichi: Is that why today is the best holiday, Kuroo?
Sawamura_Daichi: Because it's Kenma's birthday?
grumpycatislol: if it wer up 2 me
grumpycatislol: 2day would be a nat holiday
hoot@meme: bro dat mad gay
grumpycatislol: ur pt bro?
hoot@meme: jus puttin it out ther
Sawamura_Daichi: Tell Kenma I also wish him a happy birthday filled with lots of wonderful moments.
vcomein✌: much dad such NOT IMPRESSED
Misshimizu: That's not how that meme works oikawa kun
grumpycatislol: >>applepi: tell the former karasuno captain thx
vcomein✌: happy birthday kenma. if you kill kuroo no one will blame you as it's your birthday
Sawamura_Daichi: Why did he call me the former Karasuno captain? Does he not know my name?
vcomein✌: kuroo i hope you got him a good present
vcomein✌: like i don't want to pressure on
hoot@meme: bc u r da formr crow cap??
vcomein✌: but it's your first birthday as a couple
vcomein✌: so don't mess it up
grumpycatislol: >>applepi: tell oikawa-san thx and i'll try not to
>>grumpycatislol: i m hurt kenma
>>grumpycatislol: u kno how much i LOOOOOVVV UUUUU
>>applepi: yea ok
>>grumpycatislol: KENNNNNMAAAA
>>applepi: its my bday dont be annoying
vcomein✌: NO PRESSURE KUROO
vcomein✌: I HOPE YOU GOT HIM THE PRESENT TO KNOCK ALL YOUR FORMER PRESENTS OUT OF THE PARK
Misshimizu: >>applepi: thanks shimizu-san! <3
>>Misshimizu: You're meeting tetsu kun later today right?
>>applepi: yea he insisted
>>applepi: -_-
>>Misshimizu: I'm sending something over with him so let me know that you get it and he doesn't try to claim it as his gift
>>applepi: u didnt have to shimizu-san
>>applepi: but thank u
grumpycatislol: thx 4 ur support oikawa
grumpycatislol: i had NO IDEA dat dis was our 1st holiday 2gthr
grumpycatislol: COMPLTLY SLIPPD MY MIND
vcomein✌: WELL what did you get him?
grumpycatislol: well bc i m da most amazng bf
grumpycatislol: we r goin 2 his fav restaurant
grumpycatislol: then bc ther is a new gam he wants comin out @ midnight
grumpycatislol: we r g2g wait in line 2gthr w snuggies hot choco mittens earmuffs etc so he doesnt get cold
grumpycatislol: cuz i m such a grt bf
vcomein✌: LAME
grumpycatislol: its wat he wantd 2 do
hoot@meme: BRO U R DA BEST BF
hoot@meme: TOTAL BF MATERIAL
vcomein✌: well i guess it's sweet that you're planning all that stuff to stay warm
grumpycatislol: THX BRUH 4 HAVIN MY BACK
hoot@meme: ANY TIME
grumpycatislol: mitty wat do u want me 2 giv kenma?
Misshimizu: I'm baking him an apple pie tomorrow morning before I leave for class so can you bring it to him?
hoot@meme: LOOK @ MAH WIFEY EVERY1
hot@meme: LOOK HOW CARIN SHE IS
vcomein✌: kuroo THAT is the kind of gift you get your bf
Misshimizu: Also I drew him a birthday card so if you all could sign it in the morning before you leave or when you wake up I'd appreciate it
Misshimizu: I'll leave it on the counter
hoot@meme: MY WIFEY BOKUTO MITTY
hoot@meme: IS SO CARIN N CONSIDRATE
hoot@meme: DAT IS Y SHE IS MRRYNG ME
Sawamura_Daichi: Yes, I'll be happy to sign the card, Shimizu.
Misshimizu: Thank you daichi kun
Misshimizu: I think kenma will be really happy with your gift tetsu kun
grumpycatislol: u think?
Misshimizu: Yes
Misshimizu: You are going to wait outside in the cold with him so he can get his game
Misshimizu: And you're willing to spend his birthday doing that instead of throwing an extravagant party like we did for kou kun
hoot@meme: DA BEST SURPRIZ PRTY
Misshimizu: And I'm sure that just being able to spend his birthday with you means a lot to him tetsu kun
grumpycatislol: thx mitty u da best
hoot@meme: MITTY IS NOT 4 SHARIN KUROO BRO
hoot@meme: U HAV A KENMA
hoot@meme: MITTY IS MY WIFEY
grumpycatislol: dw bro
grumpycatislol: i follow bro code
hoot@meme: DAMN STRAIGHT
grumpycatislol: try again
hoot@meme: oho
hoot@meme:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
grumpycatislol: ohoho
grumpycatislol: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hoot@meme: ohohoho
vcomein✌: NO
vcomein✌: what did kenma do in a past life to deserve you?
Misshimizu: What did iwaizumi kun do in a past life to deserve you?
grumpycatislol: LOL
grumpycatislol: mitty askin da real questions
vcomein✌: MITTY
vcomein✌: anyone especially iwachan would and is blessed to have me as their bf
hoot@meme: HAHAHAH
vcomein✌: bullied
vcomein✌: cyber bullied all the time
grumpycatislol: HAHAHAHAH
vcomein✌: omg good night
hoot@meme: HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
grumpycatislol: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
hoot@meme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
grumpycatislol: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hoot@meme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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grumpycatislol: yo
grumpycatislol: sawamura bro
grumpycatislol: u awak?
TODAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY at 1:59AM
grumpycatislol: i tak dat as a no
grumpycatislol: did u srsly g2 bed rite aft u sent tat txt?
grumpycatislol: how old u brah?
grumpycatislol: ANYWAYS
grumpycatislol: bc its my beautiful kenmas bday 2day ill be nice n tell u
grumpycatislol: yes hanamaki n matsukawa think ur datin sugawara sawamura
TODAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY at 9:01AM
Sawamura_Daichi: Mitty, the pie smells delicious and your card is really beautifully drawn.
Sawamura_Daichi: Wait, WHAT?
Sawamura_Daichi: Kuroo, what?
Sawamura_Daichi: Answer me when you wake up.
TODAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY at 10:30AM
vcomein✌: you set yourself up for this kuroo
vcomein✌: rest in pieces kuroo tetsurou
vcomein✌: here lies an idiot
vcomein✌: he had a good run
vcomein✌: unfortunate that he died on his bf's birthday but what can you do eh?
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa, good. You're awake.
vcomein✌: no i'm not
Sawamura_Daichi: And, why do Hanamaki-kun and Matsukawa-kun think that I am dating Suga?
vcomein✌: holy crap mitty
vcomein✌: did you draw this?
vcomein✌: no wonder you go to art school
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa, don't ignore me.
vcomein✌: what time did you wake up to bake this?
vcomein✌: you let it cool before you put it in the box right?
Sawamura_Daichi: OIKAWA.
vcomein✌: SERIOUSLY MITTY?
vcomein✌: I WASN'T GOING TO EAT ANY OF THE PIE
vcomein✌: i'm not a child
vcomein✌: i don't need a note telling me hands off
vcomein✌: WOW
Sawamura_Daichi: Oikawa, I am coming back to the apartment.
vcomein✌: I KNOW THE PIE IS FOR KENMA MITTY I KNOW
vcomein✌: OMG SAWAMURA ASK KUROO
vcomein✌: CLEARLY HE KNOWS
hoot@meme: LOOK @ MY PERF MITTYS SKILLS
grumpycatislol: o wow mitty kenma will lov this
grumpycatislol: thx
Misshimizu: Of course I let it cool before putting it in the box oikawa kun
Misshimizu: I woke up at 7 to assemble and bake it off
Misshimizu: I made the crust and filling yesterday when I had time
Misshimizu: I'm glad tetsu kun
Misshimizu: I hope you both enjoy it
grumpycatislol: srsly sawamura bro
grumpycatislol: do u need me 2 spel it out?
grumpycatislol: bro look @ dis shit show
grumpycatislol: >>levtheACE: Buttttt kurooooooo-saaaaann o
>>grumpycatislol: no
>>levtheACE: Iats kenma-sangs dbany
>>grumpycatislol: how many times do i have to tell you lev
>>grumpycatislol: no means no
>>levtheACE: KURrroo-SANnn
>>levtheACE: S nheed loCVve aA surpriZSse paaarrty
>>grumpycatislol: jesus lev
>>grumpycatislol: what is wrong with your typing?
>>grumpycatislol: are you drunk?
>>grumpycatislol: what did i tell you about drinking?
>>levtheACE: Not duroing scohol iOHurs
>>grumpycatislol: don't drink during school hours
>>levtheACE: IMma typinggSDSjsg underrwe theeee deskkkk
vcomein✌: you seriously told your kouhai to not drunk during school hours?
vcomein✌: that was your advice?
vcomein✌: not tell him to not engage in underage drinking?
grumpycatislol: yea lik U didnt engag in drinkin w ur kouhai @ aoba johsai
hoot@meme: BRO
hoot@meme: LEV U OVR GROWN KITTN U WTF
hoot@meme: wut does dat evn say??
vcomein✌: what happened at aoba johsai parties does not leave the premises of aoba johsai parties
hoot@meme: he wors than hinata
hoot@meme: lik my crow son jus uses shit ton of !!!!!
hoot@meme: n these Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
grumpycatislol: oho? aoba johsai parties? oho?
grumpycatislol: ill jus ask hanamaki n matsukawa
vcomein✌: they are sworn to secrecy
vcomein✌: they know that there will be repercussions if they say anything
grumpycatislol: wat did u kill som1?
grumpycatislol: IDK WTH LEV IS SAYIN
hoot@meme: did he figur out how 2 chang his usrnm bk frm muchlegsuchhaiba?
grumpycatislol: i think 1 of da 2nd yrs told him
grumpycatislol: CURSE INUOKA
hoot@meme: CURSE INUOKA
hoot@meme: ENEMY OF DA MEME
grumpycatislol: no srsly oikawa
grumpycatislol: did u kill som1?
hoot@meme: >>yesdisdoge: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF AOBA JOHSAI PARTIES
>>iCENAwutudid: WE SAW NOTHING
>>yesdisdoge: WE HEARD NOTHING
>>iCENAwutudid: WE KNOW NOTHING
>>yesdisdoge: WE ARE JON SNOW
>>iCENAwutudid: WINTER IS COMING
>>yesdisdoge: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO AOBA JOHSAI PARTIES
>>iCENAwutudid: all we are permitted to say is
>>yesdisdoge: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
>>iCENAwutudid: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
>>hoot@meme: WHYISTHE
>>yesdisdoge: WHYISTHE
>>iCENAwutudid: WHYISTHE
>>hoot@meme: WHYISTHE
>>yesdisdoge: WHYISTHE
>>grumpcatislol: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
vcomein✌: you can stop
Sawamura_Daichi: You had alcohol at your team's parties?!
Sawamura_Daichi: You all, especially as the once captains of those teams, shouldn't be promoting underage drinking.
grumpycatislol: sawamuras nxt lines:
hoot@meme: im not angry jus disappointd
vcomein✌: sawamura you drink now and you're still 19...
Sawamura_Daichi: Actually I never engage in the alcoholic portion of the evening.
grumpycatislol: r u srs bruh?
grumpycatislol: LAME
hoot@meme: LAME
grumpycatislol: LAME
hoot@meme: bro but ur still not legal
grumpycatislol: i lik 2 liv on da edge
grumpycatislol: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hoot@meme: oho
Sawamura_Daichi: Before you two dissolve into whatever that is, Kuroo why does Hanamaki-kun and Matsukawa-kun think that Suga and I are dating?
Sawamura_Daichi: I don't know who is worse at avoiding answering this question: you or Oikawa.
Sawamura_Daichi: Probably you, Kuroo, to be honest.
vcomein✌: yeah that's what i thought sawamura
vcomein✌: at least i've just been avoiding you
vcomein✌: while kuroo has been subjecting you to this meme torture
grumpycatislol: i m offendd
grumpycatislol: truly hurt
grumpycatislol: bro arent u hurt dat hes insultng da quality of our memes?
hoot@meme: SRSLY
hoot@meme: SAWAMURA BRO
hoot@meme: WEN U GET BK WE WILL EDUCATE U ON MEME CULTUR
Misshimizu has changed TODAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY to IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 11:00AM
vcomein✌: HAHAHAHAHA
vcomein✌: she snapped
vcomein✌: and for once
vcomein✌: not at me
grumpycatislol: or at me
grumpcatislol: the kenma incident still gives me nightmares
hoot@meme: MITTY WE R SRRY
hoot@meme: MITTY I LUV U
hoot@meme: DONT BE MAD @ ME MITTY
Sawamura_Daichi: Everyone thinks Suga and I are dating?
Sawamura_Daichi: Even you, Shimizu?
Sawamura_Daichi: But...
Sawamura_Daichi: But why?
Misshimizu: Oh my god
Misshimizu: Kou kun please invite me back when he gets this sorted out
Misshimizu: I don't want notifications about this until it's over
Misshimizu has left IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 11:02AM
hoot@meme: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOO
hoot@meme: MITTY
hoot@meme: COMEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
hoot@meme: LOOK WAT UVE DONE SAWAMURA
hoot@meme: UVE MADE MY MITTY ANGRY
vcomein✌: lol
vcomein✌: good riddance
vcomein✌: amirite?
hoot@meme: U TAK DAT BK TRASHKAWA
hoot@meme: MITTY IS A BLESSIN 2 TIS WORLD
hoot@meme: SHE GIVS DIS WORLD SUGAR N SPICE N EVRYTHNG NICE
vcomein✌: god iwachan is such a bad influence on you
vcomein✌: also i was kidding
vcomein✌ has added Misshimizu to IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 11:04AM
Misshimizu: No.
Misshimizu has left IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 11:04AM
vcomein✌: this is what i get for being nice
October 18th
IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 3:33PM
vcomein✌: bokuto where are you?
hoot@meme: gym
vcomein✌: i'm going to iwachan's for dinner and mattsun and makki will be there
vcomein✌: and since you're on your own tonight and without kuroo
vcomein✌: do you want to tag along?
hoot@meme: OIKAWA U DA BEST
hoot@meme: U MAH 3RD BEST BRO
vcomein✌: only third?
vcomein✌: i'm letting you come hang out with mattsun and makki and eat free dinner made by iwachan
vcomein✌: and i'm only your third best bro?
vcomein✌: who's second?
hoot@meme: 1ST=KUROO
hoot@meme: MY BRO SUPREME
hoot@meme: THE TACO OF ALL BROS
hoot@meme: THE BIG LEBROSKI
vcomein✌: everyone knows that kuroo is your first bro
hoot@meme: 2ND=AKAASHI
hoot@meme: MY MAIN BRO
hoot@meme: THE INSTANT NOODLE OF BROS
hoot@meme: BROFESSOR-X
hoot@meme: 3RD=ONE OIKAWA TOORU
hoot@meme: A NEW BRO
hoot@meme: DA FRESH YOUNG BLUEBERRY OF BROS
hoot@meme: BRODA
vcomein✌: for broda
vcomein✌: i will let it pass that i am your third bro
vcomein✌: just this one time
vcomein✌: AND NOT BECAUSE OF STAR WARS
vcomein✌: i thought mitty was your second bro?
hoot@meme: shes transcendd dis list n is on her own list
vcomein✌: what list?
hoot@meme: MY WIFEY LIST
vcomein✌: is she the only person on that list?
hoot@meme: Y YES
hoot@meme: YES SHE IS
hoot@meme: HOOT HOOT
hoot@meme: WE R GONNA GET MARRIED
vcomein✌: sure and one day ushiwaka and i will be the best of friends
vcomein✌: i thought mattsun and makki would've made your bro list
hoot@meme: nah son
hoot@meme: dey part of the DREAM TEAM
hoot@meme: dat hlds a spec place in mha heart mah soul jus for dem
hoot@meme: http://imgur.com/gallery/kHPxj2F
vcomein✌: if you start
vcomein✌: i will redact my invitation
hoot@meme: ILL B GOOD
hoot@meme: http://i.imgur.com/EKG9eA0.jpg
vcomein✌: do you just have pictures of owls on your phone for when you need them?
hoot@meme: Y YES
hoot@meme: YES I DO
vcomein✌: let's leave at 4:15
vcomein✌: will you be ready?
hoot@meme: B HOME SN
vcomein✌: don't try to sneak your recorder bokuto
vcomein✌: i will strip you down and check
hoot@meme: bro u datin iwaizumi
vcomein✌: iwachan will thank me
October 19th
IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN at 12:12AM
Sawamura_Daichi: Do we act like a couple?
Sawamura_Daichi: Well I guess, I mean I suppose we acted like parents when we had to deal with Karasuno back in high school, but that was it, wasn't it?
Sawamura_Daichi: But every team had mom and dad figures, didn't they?
Sawamura_Daichi: Guys?
Sawamura_Daichi: Hello?
vcomein✌ has changed IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE DATING SUGA KUN to NEVER AGAIN BOKUTO. NEVER AGAIN at 1:01AM
vcomein✌: i trusted you bokuto
hoot@meme: WEN DA MOON HITS UR EYE
hoot@meme: LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
hoot@meme: DATS AAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOREEEEE
vcomein✌: find your own way home
NEVER AGAIN BOKUTO. NEVER AGAIN at 1:31AM
hoot@meme: sawamura bruh u awak?
Sawamura_Daichi: Yeah, did you have a good time at Iwaizumi's?
hoot@meme: I DID
hoot@meme: THX FOR ASKIN
hoot@meme: U SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
hoot@meme: UNLIK BRO #3
vcomein✌: fuck off bokuto
hoot@meme: 2 answr ur ques sawamura
hoot@meme: yea ofc evry team had a mom n dad
hoot@meme: BUT
hoot@meme: dat doesnt mean evry mom n dad had SEXUAL TENSN
hoot@meme: look @ kuroo n yaku
hoot@meme: @ oikawa n iwaizumi
hoot@meme: o wait nvm lol
hoot@meme: LOL
hoot@meme: wel look @ me n akaashi
vcomein✌: HA
vcomein✌: 10/10 would lol again bokuto
vcomein✌: GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT
hoot@meme: i told u me n akaashi r jus bros oikawa
vcomein✌: i'm laughing at the part about you referring to yourself as dad of the team
hoot@meme: I WAS THE DAD OF THE TEAM
vcomein✌: not according to akaashi
hoot@meme: WHAT?
hoot@meme: OMG AKAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHI YYYYYYYYY
hoot@meme: >>Shaknnotstirrd: Bokuto-san, I have finals starting on Monday
>>Shaknnotstirrd: So please refrain from incessantly texting me at odd hours in the morning
>>hoot@meme: AKAAAAAASSSHHHHIIII JUS ANSWR DA QUES
>>Shaknnotstirrd: I'm going to block you until finals are over, Bokuto-san
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Please understand
>>Shaknnotstirrd: It's coming from a good place
>>Shaknnotstirrd: Goodnight, Bokuto-san
hoot@meme: Y U DO DIS 2 ME AKAASHI
hoot@meme: Y U HATE ME AKAASHI
vcomein✌: i like akaashi
hoot@meme: I KNO EVRY1 LIKS AKAASHI CUZ HE COOL BEANS
hoot@meme: g2 bed oikawa
hoot@meme: y r u stil up?
vcomein✌: iwachan is vacuuming the apartment
vcomein✌: apparently he doesn't want to wake up to a mess in the morning
hoot@meme: shouldnt u help him cln then?
hoot@meme: lik a good bf?
vcomein✌: SHOULDN'T YOU HELP HIM CLEAN SINCE YOU MADE THIS MESS WITH MATTSUN AND MAKKI?
hoot@meme: anywys where was i sawamura?
hoot@meme: o yea
hoot@meme: mom n dad
hoot@meme: team
hoot@meme: SEX TENSN
hoot@meme: nvm im finishd
Sawamura_Daichi: That's it?
hoot@meme: yup
hoot@meme: gd nite
Sawamura_Daichi: Wait, Bokuto!
hoot@meme: yea?
Sawamura_Daichi: You, and I assume others too, think that Suga and I have sexual tension?
hoot@meme: didnt i jus say dat?
hoot@meme: u guys hav a SHIT TON of unresolvd tensn
hoot@meme has added Misshimizu to BOKUTO NEVER AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN at 1:58AM
hoot@meme: 4 u mitty
hoot@meme: gnite
October 27th
GROUP COSTUME IS A GO (TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF LEV) at 9:34PM
Sawamura_Daichi: So, I've been thinking a lot about what you said Bokuto.
grumpycatislol: thinkin
grumpycatislol: vv dangrs pasttim sawamura
grumpycatislol: mite damge dat prty face of urs
vcomein✌: you know i hate to agree with kuroo on this
vcomein✌: but thinking a lot about what bokuto said is probably not the smartest idea you've had
hoot@meme: HEY
hoot@meme: ILL HAV U KNO
hoot@meme: I WAS RNKD ABV AVE DURIN HI SKOOL
vcomein✌: how much above average?
hoot@meme: lik 2 BUT STILL
vcomein✌: ...
hoot@meme: WE G2 DA SAM SCHOOL OIKAWA
vcomein✌: which we both were scouted too
hoot@meme: WATEVR
hoot@meme: sawamura bro wut u been thinkin abt?
Sawamura_Daichi: What you said about me and Suga seeming like we had sexual tension...
hoot@meme: BRO dat was SO LONG AGO
Sawamura_Daichi: It was a week ago.
hoot@meme: YEA lik a WEEK AGO IS SO LONG
Sawamura_Daichi: Ever since you said it, I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.
Sawamura_Daichi: And I guess, I don't know.
Sawamura_Daichi: I've never really thought of it that way before.
hoot@meme: wat way?
grumpycatislol: a sexual way?
Sawamura_Daichi: Yeah.
Sawamura_Daichi: I've never really thought about it at all.
Sawamura_Daichi: I mean in first and second year, I had the biggest crush on you, Shimizu.
Sawamura_Daichi: I'm not sure if you could tell.
Sawamura_Daichi: But, then we became close at the end of second year and by the time we graduated, I just thought of you as a friend.
Misshimizu: Don't worry daichi kun
Misshimizu: Out of you three
Misshimizu: You were the most obvious about it
Misshimizu: You kept running out of the gym when I entered during first year
grumpycatislol: LOL
grumpycatislol: imagin sawamura as an awk 1st n 2nd yr dealin w his crush on mitty
hoot@meme: ALRDY IMAGININ IT
hoot@meme: DOES NOT DISAPPNT
vcomein✌: 10/10 that ship would never sail
hoot@meme: YEA BC SHE WILL BE SAILING W ME
hoot@meme: BOKUTO N MITTY 2GTHR 4EVR
Misshimizu: You were saying daichi kun?
Sawamura_Daichi: I guess, I've just never thought Suga that way, but now that you've brought it up I can't stop thinking about how pretty Suga is.
Sawamura_Daichi: Don't you think Suga is pretty, guys?
Sawamura_Daichi: And thinking of how pretty Suga is led me to think about kissing Suga and now I just don't know what to do. Isn't Suga pretty?
Sawamura_Daichi: How come no one is answering me about Suga being pretty?
grumpycatislol: yea vv pretty sawamura bro jeez hold it 2gthr
hoot@meme: lik OBJECTIVELY speakin sugawara is prtty
hoot@meme: but lik OBJECTIVELY akaashi is da prettiest
vcomein✌: OBJECTIVELY agree with bokuto about sugakun
vcomein✌: but mr refreshing kun and akaashi still come in second to me
hoot@meme: U TAK DAT BAK OIKAWA
hoot@meme: AKAASHI IS DA PRETTIEST
vcomein✌: i object
grumpycatislol: couldnt evn let sawamura hav his momnt
vcomein✌: EXCUSE YOU kuroo
hoot@meme: YEA EXCUS U
hoot@meme: WE R HAVIN A VV IMPOR CONVO HERE
hoot@meme: KUROO BRO WHO IS PRETTR?
grumpycatislol: easy
vcomein✌: WHO?
hoot@meme: YEA WHO?
Misshimizu: You are both going to be so upset when he answers
hoot@meme: y?
grumpycatislol: obvi its kenma
Misshimizu: ^That's why
vcomein✌: get your disgustingly sweet relationship out of here kuroo
hoot@meme: lik kenma is vv pretty but da prettst is def akaashi
vcomein✌: I WILL FIGHT YOU BOKUTO
vcomein✌: well iwachan will to defend my honor
hoot@meme: BRING IT OIKAWA
hoot@meme: KUROO N I FOUGHT ABT DIS IN HS
Sawamura_Daichi: Excuse me?
Sawamura_Daichi: I'm trying to discuss my love life here.
Sawamura_Daichi: Can you two do this later?
grumpycatislol: im listenin sawamura
Sawamura_Daichi: Thanks, Kuroo.
grumpycatislol: mostly bc i kno how dis is gonna end for oikawa w o iwaizumi
Sawamura_Daichi: So, what do you think I should do?
grumpycatislol: not wel 4 oikawa
vcomein✌: FIGHT ME KUROO
Sawamura_Daichi: Do you think Suga likes me back?
vcomein✌: hmmmmm
grumpycatislol: hmmmMMMMM
hoot@meme: HMMMMMMM
vcomein✌: what do you think kuroo?
grumpycatislol: no idea.
grumpycatislol: u bokuto?
hoot@meme: bro u r askin diff questions
hoot@meme: oikawa bro?
vcomein✌: well...
grumpycatislol: hard 2 say....
hoot@meme: yea the signs...
vcomein✌: lingering gazes
grumpycatislol: lingering touches
hoot@meme: lingering uh...U LEFT ME W NOTHIN
hoot@meme: lingering longing???
Misshimizu: YES. Suga kun likes you. YES.
grumpycatislol: aw come on mitty
vcomein✌: we were just getting started
Misshimizu: I've watched this for three years too many
Sawamura_Daichi: Did Suga tell you that, Shimizu?
Misshimizu: You should just ask him out daichi kun
Sawamura_Daichi: How?
Misshimizu: With words?
vcomein✌: HA
Sawamura_Daichi: I mean obviously with words but which ones?
Misshimizu: The ones in Japanese for will you go out with me?
hoot@meme: YES I WILL MITTY
hoot@meme: I THOUT UD NEVR ASK
Sawamura_Daichi: And what if Suga says no?
Misshimizu: He is coming to visit this weekend so here's your chance
Misshimizu: Probably before the Halloween/Lev kun's birthday party?
grumpycatislol: fuck dnt remind me
hoot@meme: bro it was ur idea
grumpycatislol: hnstly bc he wouldnt SHUT UP abt it
grumpycatislol: >>levtheACE: Kuroo-san?
>>levtheACE: Kuroo-san do yuo know whavt date is comign utp this wweekend?????
>>grumpycatislol: the same dates that always come up two days later lev
>>levtheACE: LLO
>>levtheACE: Very feunny kuroo-san
>>levtheACE: Theres a speclai dawte coming upp
>>grumpycatislol: halloween
>>levtheACE: Kuroo-sapn!
>>levtheACE: Mi meant ua birthjday
>>grumpycatislol: lev my birthday is in november
>>grumpycatislol: get your months straight kid
>>levtheACE: Hhaaha kuroo-san
>>levtheACE: I meangt the acse bicrhdtay
>>grumpycatislol: im pretty sure taketoras bday is in feb
>>levtheACE: Kurooooooooooo-san
>>levtheACE: (个_个)
>>levtheACE: I meant imy birthhday
>>levtheACE: Ame lev
>>levtheACE: My birthday ius this weekend
>>grumpycatislol: oho? is it really lev?
>>grumpycatislol: why didnt you tell me sooner instead of starting from LAST MONTH?
>>levtheACE: Lwel imm telling you now
>>levtheACE: Youre twhoring me a party with yaku-san right?
>>grumpycatislol: uh...
>>levtheACE: Great
>>levtheACE: Canft wait
>>levtheACE: See you this weekfned
>>levtheACE: At your arpatxment
>>levtheACE: Wbith thue team
hoot@meme: bro
hoot@meme: did lev jus trick u into throwin him a bday bash?
grumpycatislol: idk wut happnd
grumpycatislol: i spnd most of our txts tryin to figur out wut hes sayin
hoot@meme: n ur sur hes not drunk?
Sawamura_Daichi: So, should we go on a date? What kind of date do you think Suga would like?
grumpycatislol: @ this pt not sur
grumpycatislol: wouldnt hold it past him to tink dat cans of beer in da mach r soda
hoot@meme: LOL
hoot@meme: he wors dan hinata
Misshimizu: Probably a masquerade ball with classical music played by a string quartet and then you coming in when the clock strikes midnight
grumpycatislol: dude lev is a new lvl
grumpycatislol: of smthg
vcomein✌: OMG YES MITTY
Sawamura_Daichi: Um...
vcomein✌: SAWAMURA THAT IS THE BEST DATE IDEA YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT
hoot@meme: r u 2 quotin dat anime u been watchin 2gthr w o me?
Sawamura_Daichi: That sounds a bit extravagant with my current budget, Shimizu.
vcomein✌: what do you mean without you?
vcomein✌: you just weren't invited
Misshimizu: Or you could take him to Odaiba. I think there's a ferris wheel there sugan kun would probably like
grumpycatislol: odaiba is da shit
hoot@meme: DA SHIT
vcomein✌: how do you know that bokuto?
hoot@meme: kuroo n i go on bro dates there somtims
vcomein✌: i should get iwachan to take me there
vcomein✌: we could double date sawamura
grumpycatislol: not evrythng is abt u oikawa
vcomein✌: i was just agreeing with mitty that it was a good place to go on a date
grumpycatislol: >>vcomein✌: i should get iwachan to take me there
grumpycatislol: in wut lang is dis agreein?
vcomein✌: shut up kuroo
Sawamura_Daichi: I'll do it. I'll ask Suga if he wouldn't mind going there.
Misshimizu: Or you could just take him there spontaneously
Misshimizu: Suga kun looks like the kind of person who'd like that sort of thing
hoot@meme: LOOK HOW CARIN MITTY IS
hoot@meme: SO PERCEPTIVE
Sawamura_Daichi: I guess. I don't want to make him uncomfortable or anything.
Misshimizu: Suga kun will definitely like it daichi kun
Misshimizu: Especially if you get him some flowers or chocolate or win him a teddy bear at one of the stands
hoot@meme: MITTY WEN WE GO ON OUR DATE WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FLOWERS OR CHOCO OR A TEDDY?
hoot@meme: I CAN GET THOSE 4 U
vcomein✌: >>vcomein✌: look at this ferris wheel iwachan
>>vcomein✌: you can pretend you're godzilla when we get to the top
>>IwaizumiHajime: No
>>IwaizumiHajime: Go away
>>vcomein✌: how can i go away?
>>vcomein✌: we're texting iwachan
>>IwaizumiHajime: Well then stop texting me
>>IwaizumiHajime: I'm busy
>>IwaizumiHajime: Also ask Kuroo to answer his text because I'm not sure about one of our orgo problem sets and I need this help
>>vcomein✌: you care more about your hw than me
>>IwaizumiHajime: 10 points to you shittykawa for getting that right
>>vcomein✌: rude iwachan rude
>>IwaizumiHajime: Tell Kuroo to answer me when he gets the chance
>>IwaizumiHajime: Thanks
>>IwaizumiHajime: Love you
>>vcomein✌: (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。
>>vcomein✌: LOVE YOU TOO IWACHAN
grumpycatislol: OOOOOO THE BIG L WORD
hoot@meme: OOOOOOoooOOOOOOO
hoot@meme: OOOooooOOOOOOO
vcomein✌: mature
vcomein✌: really mature
hoot@meme: OOOOOOoooooOOOOOO
grumpycatislol: oikawa n iwaizumi sittin in a tree
hoot@meme: K
hoot@meme: I
hoot@meme: S
hoot@meme: S
hoot@meme: I
hoot@meme: N
hoot@meme: G
vcomein✌: been there done that
hoot@meme: OOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOO
vcomein✌: how old are you again?
vcomein✌: 5?
grumpycatislol: yup seems abt rite
hoot@meme: EXCUSE U BUT I M 5 N 1/2
Sawamura_Daichi: I'm going to do it. Thanks for the suggestion, Shimizu.
Misshimizu: Anytime daichi kun
October 31st
PREPARE URSELVS 4 MUCH LEG SUCH HAIBA at 6:36PM
Sawamura_Daichi has changed PREPARE URSELVS 4 MUCH LEG SUCH HAIBA to SUGAWARA-SAWAMURA at 6:36PM
grumpycatislol: woah bro
grumpycatislol: u don do anythng by half measrs do u?
hoot@meme: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
grumpycatislol: congrats dude
grumpycatislol: we r proud of n hppy 4 u
hoot@meme: CONGRATS MY MAN CONGRATS
hoot@meme: GET SOME SWEET SUGAR
vcomein✌: tone it down bokuto
vcomein✌: congrats sawamura
vcomein✌: i hope you two are at least as happy as iwachan and i are
vcomein✌: not more though because that is impossible
vcomein✌: (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。
grumpycatislol: try 2 tone it down oikawa jeeze
grumpycatislol: let a man be hppy
Misshimizu: Congrats to you and suga kun
Misshimizu: I hope you as happy as both oikawa kun and tetsu kun are in their relationships but not as annoying
vcomein✌: really mitty? REALLY?
grumpycatislol: wen hav i evr been annoyng abt my relatnshp w kenma?
vcomein✌: ALL THE FUCKING TIME KUROO
vcomein✌: need i remind you about the fb updates? the instgrm updates? the FUCKING TWITTER UPDATES?
vcomein✌: THE REAL QUESTION IS
vcomein✌: when have i been annoying about my relationship with iwachan?
Misshimizu: This might surprise you oikawa kun but the walls in our apartment don't magically become sound proof when iwaizumi kun comes over
hoot@meme: HOOT HOOT
hoot@meme: no but i sleep w headphones in now
grumpycatislol: me2
hoot@meme: im havin my lawyrs draw up a suit
Misshimizu: I will go in with you on that kou kun
vcomein✌: RUDE
vcomein✌: ALL OF YOU ARE SO RUDE
vcomein✌: also makki and mattsun are NOT REAL LAWYERS
hoot@meme: yet
hoot@meme: >>yesdisdoge: From the Office of Hanamaki & Matsukawa, LLC
>>iCENAwutudid: Would you be interested in combining your suit with a larger one filed by current and former members of the Aoba Johsai VBC?
>>yesdisdoge: Given the evidence you have provided, your suit will not only strengthen the current one against Messrs. Iwaizumi and Oikawa, but will increase your own chances of compensation from lack of sleep, loss of high decibal hearing, loss of childhood innocence, bringing dishonour on the family, etc...
vcomein✌: omfg
vcomein✌: i'm done
vcomein✌: goodnight
grumpycatislol: its only 7 n we r throwin a party in 30 mins
vcomein✌: YOUR POINT?
vcomein✌: GOODNIGHT
grumpycatislol has changed SUGAWARA-SAWAMURA to NO SRSLY PREPAR 4 LEV at 6:46PM
grumpycatislol: lock awy ur valuabls
vcomein✌: you really have no faith in your kouhai do you?
grumpycatislol: oikawa dis is ur 1st tim meetin lev but dont say i didnt warn u
hoot@meme: WE NEED TO LOCK AWAY OUR CONSOLES
hoot@meme: KUROO DONT FORGET
hoot@meme: ALSO THE TV
hoot@meme: WE SHOULD PUT THAT AWAY TOO
grumpycatislol: MORE IMPORTANTLY GET THE KNIVES OUT OF THE KITCHEN
grumpycatislol: WE SHOULD TURN OFF THE GAS
grumpycatislol: >>levtheACE: Kuroo-san we tare yon our way
>>levtheACE: This dis ma nice neighborhsood you leiv ni kuroo-san
>>levtheACE: Kuroo-san we fwill bbe hrtree in 2t0 minuts
>>levtheACE: Because keenmac-san wantxed to stop for apple pile apnd hre won't buy me any even though it's my birthady
>>levtheACE: (个_个)
grumpycatislol: EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
hoot@meme: I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
grumpycatislol: PREPARE FOR LOCKDOWN
hoot@meme: I REPEAT PREPARE FOR LOCKDOWN
vcomein✌: i forgot to ask but why does lev type like he's completely wasted?
vcomein✌: also he can't be worse than you two with makki and mattsun
grumpycatislol: that is not important right now
grumpycatislol: you actually have no idea though
grumpycatislol: and OIKAWA GET YOUR VALUABLES STOWED AWAY LIKE YOUR STAR WARS IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN
hoot@meme: I HAVE SEEN MANY GOOD SOLDIERS LOST ON THE BATTLEFIELD OIKAWA
hoot@meme: I HOPE STAR WARS IS NOT ONE OF THEM
vcomein✌: must be serious if kuroo AND bokuto are actually spelling properly
grumpycatislol: OIKAWA I AM NOT KIDDING
hoot@meme: KUROO IS NOT KIDDING
vcomein✌: jesus i'm moving
vcomein✌: I'M COMING
Sawamura_Daichi sent an image at 6:49PM
grumpycatislol has changed NO SRSLY PREPAR 4 LEV to DONT COM BAK SAWAMURA SAVE URSELF U JUST FOUND HAPPINESS at 6:50PM
vcomein✌: oh god don't tell me you actually confessed at the top of the ferris wheel over looking the island and handed him a rose while you were at it
Sawamura_Daichi: Ok...I won't.
Sawamura_Daichi: But that's exactly what I did and Suga loved it.
vcomein✌: so fucking romantic i want to puke
Misshimizu: Oikawa kun green does not suit you
vcomein✌: I AM NOT JEALOUS MITTY
vcomein✌: it's just my luck i ended up picking the least romantic guy
Misshimizu: You make it sound like there were hoards of people lined up
vcomein✌: I AM A VV POPULAR GUY
Misshimizu: Also I thought iwaizumi kun was your one and only
Misshimizu: I'm going to text him what you just said
vcomein✌: OMG MITTY FOR ONCE JUST BE ON MY SIDE AND NOT IWACHAN'S
vcomein✌: according to kuroo this might be our last night alive
vcomein✌: let's just get along for one night mitty
vcomein✌: ONE NIGHT
Misshimizu: I make no promises
vcomein✌: only iwachan loves me
Misshimizu: See how I didn't comment on the doubtfulness of that statement oikawa kun?
vcomein✌: omfg mitty
vcomein✌: it's a start
Misshimizu: It's the best you're going to get
vcomein✌: are kuroo and bokuto hyper ventilating into paper bags?
vcomein✌: holy shit
vcomein✌: who is lev?