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"you're cute" (and other shenanigans)

Chapter 3: Meat Eater

Summary:

"legolamb: They also eat dead human meat!

rose1222: Oh!

spac3c4ts: I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE MORBID

sugarcloud: D: oh i didnt know that…

mon.amour: WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS???

BADEGGYT: That is not mad wicked awesome. "

Notes:

I just wanted to say that this is so far the longest chapter. I kind of got cared away but :) that's okay.

Enjoy!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

@sugarcloud reopened private message with @mon.amour

 

@sugarcloud: whats going on???

answerrrrr meeeee noellllllllll

or im talking to you about it person

and i know you dont like that

 

@mon.amour: i have no idea what you are talking about connie

 

@sugarcloud: the mischa thing?? the typing??

 

@mon.amour: what about it??? 

 

@sugarcloud: YOUR NEVER THAT NICE??

like i guess your nice to me

but were best friends

you didnt even make like a mean joke about it or ANYTHING

you were nice. It was weird

 

@mon.amour: i wish you could of heard the scoff i just scoffed

I am nice??? Am i not suppose to be nice to people??? :( /lh /nm

 

@sugarcloud: nooooo thats not what im saying noel!!!!!

 

@mon.amour: oh no!! It seems my app is broken!!! 

i got to go, see you later connie xxx

 

@sugarcube: noelllllllllllllll :((((((((((

 

 

@mon.amour opened a private chat with @rose1222

 

@mon.amour: hey ocean!!!

It was nice meeting you yesterday

Im 99% sure we are in the same class

 

@rose1222: Why are you messaging me?

 

@mon.amour: why not? 

 

@rose1222: We are sitting in the same class, Noel. Right now.

 

@mon.amour: what

 

@rose1222: I’ve been here the whole time. I’m sitting in the front.

 

@mon.amour: oops, well okay

that just proves it! we go to the same school

 

@rose1222: Great! Can you stop texting me now?

 

@mon.amour: ouch

i wanted to get to know you more

maybe be friends?

 

@rose1222: Sorry, but no.

 

@mon.amour: pleasee :( 

come onnn

you probably have no one else to talk to


There is a long pause. Noel looks up from his phone to see Ocean still looking down at hers.


@rose1222: As mean as that was, you’re right unfortunately.

I have a lot going on right now. Sorry for my rudeness earlier.

I guess I can chat.

What did you want to talk about? 

 

@mon.amour: im sorry if we were too pushy?

i got excited because you go to the same school

so i wanted to be friends

 

@rose1222: I don’t really talk to people much. 

I guess the group chat scared me a little.

 

@mon.amour: shit sorry about that

 

@rose1222: Language, please. Swearing really isn’t necessary.

It’s okay though, you all seem like welcoming people.

I clammed up a little bit.

 

@mon.amour: i forget people can be introverts online too lol

 

@rose1222: I’m not that introverted once you get to know me! 

I’m just overly cautious.

But the fact that I can see you in person and know you aren’t a creep helps. :)

 

@mon.amour: soooo does this mean we can be friends?

 

@rose1222: That would be nice.

 

@mon.amour: yay!!!

 

@rose1222: Noel, I was wondering something.

 

@mon.amour: yeah? 

 

@rose1222: Do you like singing or choir? I kind of wanted to start a choir club but I need at least three people to bring it to Father Marcus.

 

@mon.amour: YESSS??? I love singing so much omg im so happy you asked

i dont know why the school doesnt have a choir yet

sighhh no love for the art programs

 

@rose1222: Do you think Connie would be interested?

 

@mon.amour: ILL ASK

she’ll probably say yes

they sing ALL THE TIME, their voice is so pretty

 

@rose1222: I’m so excited!!

Class is going to start, let’s continue chatting after?

Maybe sit together at lunch?

 

@mon.amour: YES

me and connie sit in the far left corner of the cafeteria!!

 

@rose1222: Perfect!

 

The school day dragged on, Noel nearly slept through his history class. It's not that he wasn't interested... Well actually... He wasn't... but anyway, he just wished the school day would go faster. She was really excited to sit with Ocean at lunch and to see Constance after not having any classes with her.

 

@mon.amour reopened private message with @sugarcloud

 

@mon.amour: CONNIE

ocean is going to be sitting with us at lunch if thats okay?

also im heading over to the cafeteria RN

 

@sugarcloud: YOU TALKED TO HER?? YAY

when she introduced herself in the groupchat i kinda thought i recognized her

she ran for year 11 class president last year! 

 

@mon.amour: really?? I thought i would have heard about her

 

@sugarcloud: she ended up being given the secretary spot :( 

 

@mon.amour: oh… 

 

@sugarcloud: ANYWAYS im so excited to meet her and talk to her

 

@mon.amour: OH YEAH

she was wonder if you would want to start a choir club?

with the three of us?

 

@sugarcloud: that sounds like a lot of fun

but i dont know if people would really be interested in it

this school really likes their athletics program…

 

@mon.amour: its worth a shot though?

 

@sugarcloud: i guess so :)

i cant wait to meet ocean for real

 

@mon.amour: shes really nice, trust me


Noel and Constance were sitting at their usual table talking with eachother when Ocean showed up. She was a bit awkward in her stance and she smiled at the two of them, saying a small greeting. The two other practically welcomed her with open arms and made her a spot at the table. The three of then began chatting and getting to know eachother. Ocean really was more extroverted now that Noel got to know her more. The three of them were joking around when the bell rang and they had to say their goodbyes.


spac3c4ts: wake up

Wake up

WAKE UP

RISE

RISE

RISE

WHERES YOUR ANGER

 

mon.amour: what????

 

rose1222: I’m confused and slightly worried.

 

BADEGGYT: i am full of rage and passion

 

sugarcloud: oh???

 

spac3c4ts: have you guys not seen that????

 

@spac3c4ts sent an attachment

 

sugarcloud: OH i’ve seen that!!!

 

spac3c4ts: also hi ocean!!!

spac3c4ts: did noel convince you to come back :3

 

rose1222: Sort of, I’m sorry if I was rude earlier.

 

sugarcloud: your fine ocean!!! I understand that meeting new people is scary!!

 

legolamb: Hi guyssss

leglamb: I just learned a super fun fact!!!!!!

 

mon.amour: oooo what is it??

 

spac3c4ts: omg its going to be morbid

 

legolamb: SHHH RICKY

legolamb: Did you guys know that deers can and will eat meat?

 

mon.amour: no??

 

BADEGGYT: deers eat plants no? Why would they eat meat?

 

legolamb: White tail deer actually tend to have nutritional deficiencies, especially in winter, and are known to eat small prey like birds and fish!

legolamb: They also eat dead human meat!

 

rose1222: Oh!

 

spac3c4ts: I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE MORBID

 

sugarcloud: D: oh i didnt know that…

 

mon.amour: WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS???

 

BADEGGYT: That is not mad wicked awesome. 

 

legolamb: I learn a lot of fun things in my science class

 

mon.amour: THATS NOT A FUN FACT??

 

legolamb: It might not be a fun fact to you!

 

mon.amour: fun facts are suppose to … bring joy or something

mon.amour: did you feel joy learning that?

 

legolamb: I felt enlightened!!! 

 

BADEGGYT: I am concerned for you

 

mon.amour: i second that

 

rose1222: Same…

 

spac3c4ts: penny has always been weird its fine

 

sugarcloud: ANYWAY!! how is everyone? :D 

 

spac3c4ts: bored lol i’m waiting to be picked up

 

BADEGGYT: at home gaming

 

legolamb: I'm still at school :3

 

rose1222: I just got home. :)

 

mon.amour: connie do you think I can come over and hangout for a bit?

 

sugarcloud: sure!!

 

spac3c4ts: also we NEEDDD to talk about game night

spac3c4ts: what about tomorrow after school? it's Friday tomorrow!!!!!!!

 

legolamb: That works for me :D

 

rose1222: I missed this part of the conversation yesterday, what games would we play?

rose1222: Also, I am able to join!

 

mon.amour: something like truth or dare

mon.amour: and we can all video call !!!!!

mon.amour: if everyone is comfortable with that?

 

sugarcloud: that all sounds great to me!!!! im so excited

 

BADEGGYT: I am going to beat you all in the truth or dare game

 

legolamb: Is there a way to win truth or dare?

 

spac3c4ts: idk but we can figure that out

spac3c4ts: also im fine with video calling

 

legolamb: same!!!!

 

mon.amour: so how about 3:30 cst?

 

sugarcloud: yeah!!!

 

spac3c4ts: that works!!

spac3c4ts: wait

spac3c4ts: do you guys also live in canada??

 

mon.amour: YOU LIVE IN CANADA??

 

legolamb: I'm from there too!! Ricky and I hangout all the time :)

 

mon.amour: HOLY SHIT NO WAY

mon.amour: WE ALL NEED TO MEET OMG

 

rose1222: Language please!!

 

BADEGGYT: I am currently living in Canada too

 

sugarcloud: we should all meet you during one of our school breaks!! or on the weekends!!!

 

rose1222: I think it would be smart to do the video call first. Incase of catfish or something.

 

mon.amour: smartttt

 

BADEGGYT: how would someone be catfish?

 

sugarcloud: not a literal catfish :) just someone pretending to be someone they're not

 

BADEGGYT: oh I understand

BADEGGYT: we do not want Ложка дьогтю у бочці меду

 

mon.amour: I forgot that you were Ukrainian lol

mon.amour: whats that mean?

 

BADEGGYT: we do not want something to spoil our fun

 

spac3c4ts: true!!!

 

sugarcloud: 3:30 works for everyone right? :)

 

spac3c4ts: yep!!!!!!!

 

legolamb: Yeah! :D

 

BADEGGYT: yes

 

rose1222: Works for me! :)

 

mon.amour: great!!

mon.amour: i'll see you in a bit connie ❤️

 

sugarcloud: okay!

 

rose1222: I have homework to start, I'll talk to you all later. :)

 

sugarcloud: bye ocean!!!!

 

spac3c4ts: see ya!!

 

legolamb: do you guys want to see a picture of my cat?

 

spac3c4ts: YES???!?!?!?!?

 

sugarcloud: PLEASE I LOVE CATS

 

@legolamb sent an attachment

 

spac3c4ts: SJAKSKQHSKAHA I LOVE HER I WISH I COULD COME OVER

 

sugarcloud: I want to meet your cat :(( /pos

sugarcloud: she looks so sweet

 

BADEGGYT: cute kitty :)

 

legolamb: shes actually the craziest cat ever. I just caught her in a moment of peace

 

spac3c4ts: she loves me

 

legolamb: Yeah she does

legolamb: She warmed up to sav so fast

legolamb: It was so so cute

 

spac3c4ts: women love me 😁

 

sugarcloud: hehe :3

 

legolamb: sure they do /t

 

BADEGGYT: women also love me

BADEGGYT: many women follow me every day

 

sugarcloud: mischa…….

 

BADEGGYT: what?

 

sugarcloud: those are probably bots….

sugarcloud: they're fake

 

BADEGGYT: what do you mean! they have real profile picture!

 

spac3c4ts: send a screenshot of the “women” following you

 

@BADEGGYT send an attachment

 

spac3c4ts: definitely all bots 😭

 

legolamb: Omg I never knew you could have so many follow you

legolamb: That's … like 70% of your followers

 

BADEGGYT: WHAT

BADEGGYT: NO

BADEGGYT: MY DAY IS RUINED

 

sugarcloud: im sorry mischa D:

 

BADEGGYT: im going to write a rageful rap about this

BADEGGYT: my shawtys are not real

 

spac3c4ts: sorry man. that's just how social media is /gen

 

BADEGGYT: thank you for telling me. I must go write rap now

 

sugarcloud: bye :((((

 

spac3c4ts: I hope you have fun writing 😔

 

legolamb: I never thought anyone would think those accounts were real

 

sugarcloud: we did a good thing telling him

 

legolamb: Yeah

 

spac3c4ts: do you guys want to call?

 

legolamb: sure!!

 

sugarcloud: noel is almost here, ill ask him when he gets here :)

 

spac3c4ts: ok!!

 

Notes:

SOME CONTEXT THINGS!!!

this takes place their junior year of highschool!! they are not seniors yet!!!
Also ocean is going to have so much character development DO NOT WORRY. she is shy and awkward for a reason :)
I don't think the show ever states when Mischa moved, but it was probably his senior year. So I've just changed it where he moved a bit sooner
Also Ricky is still disabled!!!! representation is important and his disability with be discussed in the next chapter before the game night :D!!

Thank you for all the love you guys have given me on this story so far <3

Notes:

Inspired by...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42608790/chapters/107029854
How to Make Online Friends (Noel Gruber’s do’s and don’t’s) by Anon (@gibushi on tumblr)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47122990/chapters/118724287
Friendgroup Groupchats ROCK! (& Why They Do) by night_fa1r

 

thank you so much for reading!! feel free to leave comments and suggestions, i love reading what people write :D
i currently have no other RTC fanfics, but feel free to read some of my other stuff!
have a great day !!!!!