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I regret to inform everybody that group chat got invested in SQQ's former life as a no life AFKer in Limsa and we inflicted it on the ones who aren't even into FFXIV yet.
meg: @holly peerless cucumber
holly: this looks like a slutty lbh
kit: which is like, perfect. bc sqq
and sqq prob has an alt that's like, a smol catgirl too
meg: "Alt" it's a quad legend because he dresses it up
kit: raids for glam that fucking nerd
meg: I'm debating modern au LBH I know it's min height max bust but I'm wavering between catgirl and girl derg
kit: girl derg emotes less moe than catgirl it that matters
meg: fair
anyway you know he buys the hella expensive wedding set
ki:t ofc he does 💀
holly: idek what the wedding set is and I'm like yes he would
kit:
[Ceremony of Eternal Bonding | FINAL FANTASY XIV |
SQUARE ENIX
Ceremony of Eternal Bonding | FINAL FANTASY XIV | SQUARE ENIX
Official website for the Ceremony of Eternal Bonding, a special rite of passage for two individuals wishing to pledge each other a lifetime of devotion]
holly: omg they're even red perfect
meg: They're fully dyable and you get a double seater mount that's wedding themed and a special hugging emote and a ring with a rock big enough to concuss someone
kit: AND best part, the ring is very for stalking purposes
meg: Mer and I did it —- not the most expensive one -- because I wanted the glam and yes
kit: (for lbh)
holly: omg tracking device ring
[later]
meg: You know what
Shen Yuan's alt has a husband and it is also Luo Binghe but the question is. Does shen yuan know that.
amelia: no
but lbh sure does
Ibh dedicated so many hours to crafting the perfect alt
holly: do they stalk each other in game or smtg
meg: "Each other" seems like it would involve more observation skills than shen yuan has
holly: rip
Some other details:
- the link is to an alt I already had and renamed and fantasiaed, but Peerless Cucumber only levels the cool classes (WAR, DRK, RPR, NIN, VPR, SGE) and owns a Large in one of the original three housing areas.
- Female SQQ is a quad legend and top level raider but he does it exclusively for the glam. Mains SMN/SCH. (a quad legend is someone who has cleared all four ultimate fights and now has the associated Very Shiny Glowy Weapons (and still dies in low level content).)
- I haven't quite worked out LBH's male character yet but it is Very Handsome. I'm not saying the secret double marriage is to realize his dream of having SQQ call him gege and also call SQQ gege but im not not saying it, if you see what I mean
- Male version LBH: DRK main. Edgy melee. Everything he owns is dyed Jet Black. Favorite mount is Cerberus.
- Female version LBH: DNC/WHM, throws a fit if someone tries to ask him to Dance Partner anybody but SQQ. Favorite glam is the maid costume in pale pink accents, the quaintrelle outfit, or the wedding dress. Uses a voice changer. Favorite mount is the Wedding Chocobo, but only if SQQ is the one using it so he can sit pillion and look cute riding sidesaddle.
- Shang Qinghua started as a lalafell and changed to a male Viera. and also hangs out in weird RP houses on Famfrit all the time
- Mobei-jun is Boyfriend Who Doesn't Game but knows too much by osmosis.
- Liu Mingyan did in fact do the Catgirl to Cracked Egg speedrun and now she's living her best life gposing [taking pictures of her character] and raiding with her game girlfriend. Her brother is usually in Frontlines or Crystalline Conflict (the PVP areas) topping the charts and being as toxic as hell.
- I dont think the Peaks are a free company but if so, Yu Qingyuan and Shen Jiu are absolutely the FC spectator sport