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Chapter 2: homos #1

Summary:

more gay chaos.. *sighs*

Notes:

hey sigmas!!!
so this is a silly chapter :3
btw, here's who everyone is (who has a nickname):
Hinata - sho !!
Yachi - hitoka ^^
Yamaguchi - dashi<3
Nishinoya - noya :3
Atsumu - atsu
Oikawa - oiks 😋
Osamu - samu
Tendou - guess monster :b
Bokuto - hoot
Kenma - kodzuken
Kuroo - the kuro
everyone else has the same name as in the show :3 (also I did change Hinatas.. don't sue me ><)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Thursday at 6:37 PM
In the "were all crushing on people and were too pussy to confess" GC

Sugawara:
daichi is hanging out w/Yui rn
I wanna cry

Sho !:
shes nice tho?!?!!!

Sugawara: 
yeah but she has a big fat crush on Daichi
what if she gets him b4 me?!

the kuro:
then confess
pussy

Sugawara:
no thx!
im good actually!

dashi <3:
in other news Tsuki looked so hot at practice today
like oml I almost started foaming at the mouth

Sho !:
I wish I could ss that and show him
but I'm a good friend so I wont 

dashi <3:
if u did I would skin u alive and make ur family watch.

guess monster :b :
thats the first thing I see when I log into the chat
wtf

Semi: 
we js got off practice </3
our coach hates us

Goshiki:
old bat
I hope he dies in a nursing home.
ALONE.
nobody tell him I said that tho..!

Semi:
I might be mean and show him that js so u run laps tm at practice

Goshiki:
STOPPP
DONT
PLS
I TAKE IT BACK

sho !!:
damn

hitoka ^^:
hey chat :3

atsu:
dont do what I think ur gonna do..!

hitoka ^^:
js for that ur going first buddy.

atsu:
WJAY
NO IM SORRY
PLS

oiks 😋:
imagineee

atsu:
ihysm

oiks 😋:
ilyt pooka

Sho !:
have fun tsumu :3

atsu:
i nono wanna

hitoka ^^:
who here has his number

Hanamaki:
I do
we hang out sometimes

atsu:
u wouldnt dare.

Hanamaki:
I would actually!
if it means I can not listen to him yap abt u
then u getting a lil mad is something I'm willing to risk
babes

atsu:
fine
ill do it tm at practice

oiks 😋:
tell us how it goes after

atsu:
but bc I'm doing this
I get to add my teammates

hitoka ^^:
go ahead

atsu has added Aran to the gc

atsu has added Osamu to the gc

Osamu:
tsumu.
what the fuck is this.

atsu:
hey dear brother
how r u doing on this fine and dandy day

Osamu:
go die
also I don't like anyone 
why tf am I here

atsu:
ill pull up our dms
u look at our libero with heart eyes
its lowkey embarrassing..!

Osamu:
u constantly spamming me abt how hot Suna is is 10x more embarrassing

atsu:
thats different cus Suna's actually hot..!

Aran:
stop arguing yall
Kita's obviously the hottest

atsu:
whatever u wanna tell urself

Aran: 
wtv
anyways whats this chat for??

atsu:
backread

oiks 😋:
how delightful..!

Semi:
anyways Atsu have fun tm
imma go hangout with Shira 

guess monster :b :
I hate queers.

Goshiki:
as if u don't stare at Ushiwaka when he spikes with hearts in ur eyes.

guess monster :b :
cus he's hot
I can appreciate a mans beauty
while wanting him to make out aggressively with me

Semi:
TMI!!!!!

guess monster :b :
go hangout w/ur bf u homo

Semi:
he's not my bf..

Goshiki:
whatever u wanna tell urself
y'all make googly eyes at each other and if u don't confess next I'm gonna do it for u

Semi:
WJAT

guess monster :b :
now me personally..
u could NEVER catch me taking that.

Sho !:
realsies!

dashi <3:
twink

Sho !:
LET ME LIVEEE

dashi <3:
no thx!

Osamu:
Atsumu.
why THE FUCK
would u add me here.
im gonna beat ur ass

Aran:
me too
atleast I can yap to someone abt my future husband

kodzuken:
GUYS SOS
LEV IS HOLDING MY HAND?!?!!!

Sho !:
WHATTT
LUCKY

kodzuken:
IG???? 
HES WALKING ME HOME AND HE JUST GRABBED MY HAND
OUR FINGERS ARE INTERLOCKED
ITS VERY ROMANTIC

Sho !: 
lemme know how it goes

kodzuken:
I THINK HE SEE'S ME BLUSHING
ONE SEC CHAT

oiks 😋:
did he js call us chat..

the kuro:
all the streaming is getting to his head
gonna have to put him down soon

sho !!:
awe man
js as he's abt to get a boyfriend too

the kuro:
what a shame

sho !!:
honestly

Osamu:
so..
tsumu, when are u gonna confess to Sunarin??

atsu:
I said this earlier..
tm at practice

Osamu:
hes at our house rn tho??

atsu:
I wanna mentally prepare myself 😋

Osamu changed their display name to "samu"

samu:
whatever

Goshiki:
guyss I'm hanging out w Kogane tm >O<

Semi:
fun
im writing a song

guess monster :b :
u should confess to Shira with a song

Semi:
i HATEE love songs tho

Sugawara:
GUYYSSYS 
how to get ur crush away from the girl who's crushing on him 101 (no ruining friendships) (no confessing) 

kodzuken:
couldnt be me

sho !!:
KENMAA
HEYY
HOWD IT GO

kodzuken:
okay
he thought i didn't like it so he stopped :(
HES SO RESPECTFUL
AUGHHH
I LOVE HIM

the kuro:
if you dont confess to him soon i will do it for you.

kodzuken:
then u gotta confess to Daishou

the kuro:
nvm!
go ahead and keep pining!

hoot:
pussy

the kuro:
he has a gf
I cant just
ruin their relationship yk??

hoot:
ig I get that
jusst like
dont let it eat u up inside bro

the kuro:
trying not too 

oiks 😋:
imagine

the kuro:
stfu u twink

oiks 😋:
well geez
ur soo mean

the kuro:
womp womppp

kodzuken:
womp womp is crayzeee
I, personally, would NOTT let that slide

oiks 😋:
im being the bigger person here

the kuro:
not that taller one thats for sure

Sho !!:
dayum
anyways I'll be back on later cus Tobio wants to practice w me!! <33

kodzuken:
by sho :)

noya :3 :
u sure u don't like him??

kodzuken:
very.

noya :3 :
okk

Sugawara:
im stalking Daichi and Micihimiyas Instagrams rn
making sure they don't do coupley shit🤞

oiks 😋:
this is a whole new level of obsession.. 

atsu:
guyss
rin just fell asleep on my shoulder
HES SO PRETTY

samu:
he just kissed the top of his head

atsu:
U DIDNT HAVE TO TELL THEM RHAT

Aran:
adorable
anyways Kita is taking me to the library
hes such a bookworm... I love it 

atsu:
theres whipped and then there's whatever Aran is for Kita
their not even dating yet either

samu:
surprised Aran hasn't rolled out a red carpet for him yet

Aran:
I might just do that

samu:
oh.. 

atsu:
dawg just confess to him

Aran:
maybe after u confess to Suna

atsu:
fuckk don't remind me..

samu:
LL

guess monster :b :
chat..
i js walked in on shiki and the date tech setter cuddling..

Goshiki:
NO
ITS PLATONIC
LEABE ME ALOINE

atsu:
can we make him confess instead of me??

hitoka ^^:
no.

atsu:
shucks

hoot:
hey kuro

the kuro:

what

hoot:
can we hangout Saturday plss ><

the kuro:
ok..
where??

hoot:
that one cafe

the kuro:
okok
see u then :3

hoot:
yeah ^^

kodzuken:
abandoning me for ur other best friend 💔
wowww tetsu 💔

the kuro:
u do this w Hinata all the time..
ur such a hypocrite

kodzuken:
😋

sho !!:
are we js gonna ignore Kogane and Shiki cuddling??

Goshiki:
yes.

sho !!:
ok..!

-

1:19 AM

sho !!:
chat I cant sleep

kodzuken:
womp womp
(same)

sho !!:
tobio is spending the night, laying on his chest rn

Sugawara:
cuties
me next! me next!

sho !!:
u should confess to Daichi then

Sugawara:
im good actually..

Aran
im also spending thee night w my crush aka the most perfect person on Earth aka Kita
hes soo pretty
were watching a horror movie together rn and he keeps cuddling up to me when were scared
its so cute
I love himm

astu:
homosexuals.. tsktsktsk

samu:
he and Suna are cuddling rn

Aran:
proof or it didn't happen

atsu:
if u send a pic I'll gut u like a fish.

samu:
well damn

sho !!:
brotherly love <3

atsu:
also Aran..
can  u do something for me 

Aran:
is it gonna get u to confess to Suna??

atsu:
yeah

Aran:
then sure

atsu:
okok
can u set up a banner outside the gym saying "Rin, will you date me?" please

Aran:
its 1 in the morning.

atsu:
before we get to school tm

Aran: 
fine.
u owe me tho

atsu:
UR THE BEST ARANN
ILY/p

Aran:
ilyt (/p) ig..

samu:
do u love me too Aran🥺

Aran:
not w that emoji..

samu:
whatever
im sleeping
gn yall

Sugwara:
we should ALL be sleeping..
hinata if u don't go to sleep rn I'm making u run laps tm

sho !!:
FINEE
gn guys

kodzuken:
gn Shoyo :)

-

7:12 AM

atsu:
doing it in less than an hour..
kinda scared!

Aran:
just finished setting up the banner
again
u owe me.

sho !!:
were at morning practice rn, UPDATE US WHILE IT HAPPENS

-

IRL, at Inarazaki (Atsumu's POV)

I walked next to Suna, my heart felt like it was going to burst out of my chest. He was so pretty, though a mask did cover his face. He didn't want to get sick from other people, which I get. Sunarin had slight germaphobia, which for some reason I found cute. I found anything he did cute, to be honest. As we approached the gate, I put my hands over Suna's eyes, which obviously startled him. "Atsu? What are you doing?" He questioned. 

"I have a surprise for you, don't want to ruin it." Suna accepted this and trusted I wouldn't let him run into anything. Osamu slightly giggled at this, but I decided not to confront it this time. I felt my face getting hotter as we got closer. When we got just in front of the banner, I uncovered his eyes. It read, 'I like you alot, Suna. Will you be my boyfriend?' He stared at it for a moment, his expression changed to a shocked one as he turned to me.

"Atsu? What is this?" He was looking me in the eyes as I put both of his hands in mine.

We were making eye contact and time felt as if it had stopped around us. "Sunarin, I like you. A lot. I have for a while now. I can't remember when I developed feelings for you, honestly it may have even been at first sight. But, I know it feels right because it's you. Will you go out with me." 

There was a pause for a moment, but it felt like a millennium. Tears started to form in his eyes as he nodded aggressively. He wrapped his arms around my neck and mine were around his waist, I looked shocked but had the biggest smile on my face upon realizing. Sunarin was mine now, and it felt right this way. We stayed like that for as long as possible, enjoying each other's embrace. We had made plans to hang out after school that day, as a date. Date. It still doesn't seem real, at all. 

-

9:14 AM, in the "were all crushing on people and were to pussy to confess" GC

Aran:
it was successful
Osamu looks pissed bc now he has to third-wheel
kinda an L tbh..!

samu:
HANG

Aran:
racist

samu:
mb
I let my emotions get the better of me
wont happen again ><

hitoka ^^:
glad that went well
missing my gf tho..

sho !!:
girlkisser.. ew..

hitoka ^^:
stfu u boykisser
ew,, boys..

sho !!:
okay buddy

dashi <3:
shoyo. focus on class.

sho !!:
aww man..
okay </3

oiks 😋:
ttyl guyss
gonna skip in the bathroom w Iwa :3

Hanamaki:
im snitching

oiks 😋:
I will kill you.

 

Notes:

hope u sigmas enjoyed!!
If u have any suggestions or questions lmk in the comments
toodles!!

Notes:

toodles!
btw, if they weren't obvious, the ships of this fic are:
Hinata x Kageyama
Kenma x Lev
Oikawa x Iwaizumi
Hanamaki x Matsukawa
Suga x Daichi
Semi x Shirbu
Tendou x Ushijima
Aone x Fukatachi
Bokuto x Akaashi
Kuroo x Daishou

there are more to come, obviously, but those are for another chapter :3