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Chapter 2: Gen Alpha

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Fireboy: yall ever js like try to fit ur fist in ur mouth n it get stuc there

WalkingRefridgerator: oh my fucking god Kaz, not again, please

Fireboy: whoops

Smarties: Do not panic, I am already in the midst of prying his fist from his mouth.

Breezers: no1 was worried i can tell u that

ThereGoesPizzaNight: What the actual fuck?

TrentStillScaresMe: of course chase is the 1 helping kaz

Extra: erm what the sigma chat

Fireboy: GEN ALFA GTF OURTA HERE

Fireboy: RIFHT NOW

WalkingRefridgerator: Boo Gen Alpha

TrentStillScaresMe: daniel absolutely not I didnt teach you to be like this

Extra: stfu leo u litterly say skibidi toilet all the time

Breezers: aaa gen alpha the little roaches get out

ThereGoesPizzaNight: See Daniel, we were finally bonding. I was past trying to kill you, but now it’s all gone to shit. I’m disowning you as my brother.

 Extra: omfg you guys r such opps

Alien: 🫥

SwissCheesePants: uhhh is it bad that my fist is now also stuck in my mouth

Fireboy: takin after me i c

Smarties: Kaz, with all due respect, I sincerely hope that nobody ever takes after your non-physical qualities.

Fireboy: so ur admiting that u like my body and face

WalkingRefridgerator: *sends picture of Chase panicking*

Alien: 👩🏽‍💻

Fireboy: psh I could make him blush harder than that

Smarties: You all had better sleep with one eye open, and as for Oliver, delete that picture now!

WalkingRefridgerator: too late

Notes:

Okay so this is chaotic I know. But personally, I feel like Marcus would have great grammar, but not as much as Chase’s. And he swears in every sentence. Chase of course has perfect grammar, while Adam, Leo, Kaz, Daniel, and Bree are the shittiest texters ever. Oliver’s grammar is okay, not great, but not bad. Skylar mainly communicates in emojis, (if she ever texts back at all) but she sends really short messages. Just my headcanons guys don’t hate it please. Also, if you don’t get the references for all of their names, we can’t be friends. Don’t worry, there will be more chapters.