lou_the_kidney_bean
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A Merry (and Memorable) Movie Mixer by lou_the_kidney_bean
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Rankin-Bass Holiday Specials, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
20 Dec 2025
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Mr. “Ant” Tenna throws a festive watch party, and you’re invited! Get ready for great food, better movies, claymation chaos, spontaneous musical numbers, and enough nostalgia to make a CRT cry!
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It’s Snowing Somewhere Else by lou_the_kidney_bean
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
24 Nov 2025
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The Fellowship of the Ring manage to ascend Caradhras, after days of laboring through frigid blizzard.
They didn’t account for a massive hole at the top of the mountain.
Or a talking flower at the bottom of the cavern.
OR: They fell from the light…talk, or should they fight? Monster genocide? It’s their Undertale.
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You and Tenna have been practicing a partner swing dance routine for weeks, and the time has finally come to perform it for the masses. But you’ve still got a few minutes, and one final run through can’t hurt!
aka the CRT can DANCE?!
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Crossover Game Night! by lou_the_kidney_bean
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Phineas and Ferb, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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A group of non-humans from across the multiverse decide to play a game of Cards Against Humanity.
Chaos ensues.
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Just Pop One In, And Everything Becomes a Broadway Show! by lou_the_kidney_bean
Fandoms: Wonka (2023), Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
22 Apr 2025
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Willy Wonka crafts a new candy using an ingredient he found in a small town several years ago. He knows it has…unique qualities. He knows how it affects its consumer.
But, unfortunately, he did not consider the implications.
(tl:dr—Willy Wonka accidentally causes the Apotheosis to start early, far before he has solidified his career as a chocolatier. Womp, womp.)
Recent series
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Multiversal Chaos and Other Shennanigans (For Which Lou Is Usually To Blame) by lou_the_kidney_bean
Fandom Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Family Guy (Cartoon), Ghostbusters (1984-1989; 2021), New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Stranger Things (TV 2016), Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Turning Red (2022), Undertale (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 May 2024
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- Works:
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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In Case You Come Back by m87mia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Mar 2026
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A Project Hail Mary fanfic, from the perspective of a student waiting for their science teacher to come back.
Sad sad sad. Based off of my own experience of a teacher leaving.
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Inconsequential Detour by LearnedFoot for heartbeatstumbles
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
26 Apr 2020
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Rocket planned to be good, but then he notices the lady with the stupid pants.
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- Part 6 of Doctor Who/MCU Crossovers
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Temporary Home by ShyFicWriter
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jul 2025
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The Guardians have pissed off some really dangerous people and need to lie low. Apparently your home is the perfect place to keep them, according to Fury. Now you all have to learn to live together in your Terran home, and that's going to take some adjusting. Might be easier if Rocket wasn't such a dick, and if you didn't keep avoiding everyone, an issue Peter has taken upon himself to fix, and a mystery that Yondu has taken upon himself to crack.
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- Chapters:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by lou_the_kidney_bean
07 Apr 2026
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