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July 5th 10:43 pm
Prentits: Yall I’m lesbanse
Baby Genius: What?
JJ: Why does that sound familiar
Tech god: GLEE REFENCE!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate hunk: Oh that show
JJ: Oh I knew that look familiar
Pasta pops: Can one of you please explain
Mom: One of the characters santana is a lesbian and her girlfriend makes her a shirt but misspelled lesbian as lesbense.
Mom: Jack makes me watch it
JJ: Makes sense
Chocolate hunk: See pretty this is how youe explain things
Baby Genius: *You
Baby Genius: Lila say hii
Baby Genius: and she's making me watch it
Baby Genius: :(
Prentits: Haha sucks to suck
Tech god: Glee Is amazing!!!!
Prentits: Glee is a terrible Masterpiece
JJ:^
Mom: Emily stop bullying spencer and Glee is terrible
Tech god: :(
Tech god: Who would everyone be?
JJ: Em is definitely Santana
Tech god: Definitely
Prentits: JJ is quinn
JJ: No im not
Tech god: Totally
Baby Genius: Lila says you are and I haven’t watch the show enough to make a conclusion but for a educated guess you are Quinn
JJ: I am not
Mom: JJ you are totally Quinn
Tech god: Even mom agrees
Tech God: Who would spencer be???
JJ: I would say rachel but thats a insult to spencer
Prentits: ^ I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy
JJ: I don’t know who else though
Tech god: Yeah, everyones either a jock or a theater kid not a nerd at all
Mom: Bed now, we have work tomorrow.
Prentits: what would mom be?
Prentits: *who
Baby Genius: *who
Prentits: HA HA
Prentits: FUCK YOU REID
Baby Genius: :(
Mom: Emily
Mom: Bed all of you now
Pasta pops: So your a lesbian?
Prentits: Ye
Pasta pops: Cool, congrats
Pasta pops: Thank you for tell us, kid! I’m very proud of you.
Prentits: Thanks dad :)
Tech god: Does anyone else want to come out???
Tech god: No rush tho tell us whenever
Baby Genius: *though
Baby Genius: Hi im bi and i was an addict
Tech god:🤦
Mom: This is not how you cope spencer
Pasta Pops: Im buying you a therapist kid
Pasta Pops: Before I get you a flag
Baby Genius: :(
Mom: I need to get a BAU therapist
Mom: Or many, just for yall
Chocolate Hunk: Then they would just end up at therapy themselves
Prentits: ^
Pasta Pops: Or with a drinking problem
Prentits: ^^^^^
JJ: Probably a drinking problem
Tech god: These scars run deeper that the ocean
Baby genius: Physically and emotional
Chocolate hunk: Even before the bau
Mom: God
Chocolate hunk: He’s not going help us now
Baby genius: He didn't help Emily with Doyle or me with hankle, how is he going to help you? He already failed one time.
Tech god: You forgot…nvm
Tech god: …
Prentits: …He isn’t wrong tho
Baby genius: *Though
Mom: Psych eval all of you monday,
Chocolate Hunk: me and JJ didn’t do anything
Baby genius: *JJ and I
Chocolate Hunk: I’m crashing your date pretty boy
Baby genius: First not a date, Second DO NOT COME OVER
Pasta Pops: Derek don’t ruin the kid’s date
Baby genius: NOT a date
Chocolate Hunk: Fine dad
JJ: Wait wasn’t Lila Suppose to be here tomorrow?
Baby Genius: Yes but she got an early flight to surprise me.
Baby Genius: If we were on a case she was going to hide out in my apartment and scare me.
Prentits: Why did she think it was okay to scare an FBI agent?
Baby Genius: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mom: Everyone go to bed now, I'm not telling you all again. It’s almost midnight even though you don't work tomorrow but Spencer. I still expect you to sleep tonight, or an 5 hours at the shooting range.
Tech god: Damn mom snapped
Tech god is muted for 5 minutes
Baby Genius: HIIIII It’s Lila :)
Baby Genius: Spencer is getting popcorn so he can’t type but he will be getting sleep while I’m here :)
Baby Genius: He gets no sya in the matter 🥰
Mom: Good
Tech god: Good night everyone!
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9:09 am
Prentits: THANK YOU ROSSI
Pasta pops: Welcome Spiare
Prentits: ROSSI BOUGHT ME A LESBIAN FLAGGGGGG
Prentits: WAIT HE BOUGHT ME TWO???????
Prentits: ONE WITH SANTANA ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Genius: HE BOUGHT ME BISEXUAL ONE
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Hotch and Rossi
Hotch: Dave
Rossi: Yes Aaron?
Hotch: Why is there a package on my desk from you?
Rossi: I don’t know what your talking about?
Hotch: I should open it at home, right?
Rossi: Yes
Rossi: But it’s just a tempered suggestion
Hotch: Thank you Dave
Hotch: Wait
Rossi: Yes I did
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Cooper: I got a flag with sam on it! :D
Hotch: That’s great dear!
Cooper: Tell Dave thank you!!
Hotch: Already did love
Cooper: :)
Cooper: we still on tonight if you don't have a case
Cooper: Nervemind
Hotch: *Nevermind
Hotch: We have a case don’t we?
Cooper: Yup, local school being held hostage
Cooper: Atleast we get to work together :)
Hotch: Don’t look at my butt when we work
Cooper: I CAN’T HELP IT
Cooper: It’s like the sun in a dark tunnel
Cooper: It’s actually amazing
Hotch: I’m ignoring you till the case
Cooper: :0
Cooper: :(
Cooper: :/
Cooper: :<
Cooper: :|
Hotch: stop it
Cooper: :)