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It was a quiet morning, although four normally rowdy boys piled in the living room. It was only because Slash was sore (he can thank Duff for that) and could not stand properly. Duff was as smug as ever with the lead guitarist cuddled in his arms.
Slash also refuses to admit that he got placed in a submissive position and got pegged. The thing is, when Duff and Izzy have a bit of alone time together, they tend to.. overshare. So Izzy already knows what happened to Slash last night, and the other guitarist cannot deny any of it.
Steven was laying on the couch next to Izzy, focused on the cartoon on TV. Looney Tunes was one of the best things to watch in the morning in Izzy’s opinion. It was funny and uplifting, it always put everyone in a good mood.
Izzy was endorsed in the book he was currently reading, a fictional concept that was entertaining and good. He had not noticed that his lover walked in until there were a few wolf whistles and snickers, and a pissy “Shut the fuck up!”
“What— oh.” Izzy looked up, slightly agitated that his reading had been interrupted by stupid noises, but then he caught sight of Axl. He had a groggy expression on his lovely face, his slender waist on display under his crop top, and some very nice shorts to show off his smooth legs. Not just his legs, the bottom of his ass cheeks as well.
“Holy hell,” Izzy snapped his book shut with more force than he meant to, sitting up with an almost shocked expression. There was no reason for someone to look so good in the morning, but here Axl was. No one was meant to look so tasty.
Izzy was hypnotized. The plump lips saturated with chapstick, body perfect and almost hairless, the hooded eyes, the smooth, straightened hair. Most importantly, the legs.
Yes, Izzy had a huge thing for Axl’s legs, especially when Axl would get tired of the amount of hair on them and would shave them for a bit. They were soft and he had thick thighs, ones that Izzy loved to have around his head.
Axl walked into the kitchen, and Izzy smirked, standing up to go bother his lover. He snuck up stealthily behind Axl, thankful for the socks he wore in that moment, for they kept him quiet and eliminated the sound of bare feet. He reared back and slapped Axl’s ass so hard that Axl slipped forward, letting out a very unmanly scream. Izzy lifted Axl onto the counter, bringing another screech from his singer, sporting a shit eating grin as he stood between his legs.
Axl growled, smacking Izzy in the chest and scoffing in the most bratty way possible. “Do NOT slap my ass like that ever again, and DO NOT scare me like that again you stupid shit-eating—“
Izzy shut him up with a kiss. It was too much talking and less intimacy. Axl stiffened up with his hands on Izzy’s chest at first, still wanting to be pissed at Izzy, but found that he did not mind anymore, and slowly wrapped his arms around Izzy’s neck and his legs around his waist. It soon got aggressive, and Axl was tightening his legs around Izzy, just to sneak a little friction in, but was interrupted.
“Jesus, Izzy, take that to the bedroom!” Stevie shouted from the couch, annoyed with the two lovebirds. Duff laughed and Slash groaned.
“Shut the fuck up Stevie! You’re just jealous that you don’t have the prettiest person in the room to kiss and love all over!” Axl crossed his arms from the kitchen in a very pouty manner, and Izzy chuckled. “And yes, I’m talking about me.”
“You’re not—“ Steven started, and was cut off.
“Yes I am! Now, let’s go, Izzy.” Axl shut his eyes, waiting for arms to wrap around his waist so he could be carried to the bedroom like he deserved, but there were none. He opened them again, searching around and finding Izzy gone. He huffed and took in a deep breath.
“Izzy.”
No reply. Maybe he didn’t hear.
“Izzy!”
Okay, Axl was getting mad. He knows Izzy heard him.
“Jeff!”
Nothing. Nada.
Axl took a huge breath, grateful for his immaculate screeching abilities.
“Jeff come carry me you stupid bastard, I KNOW you can hear me, you’re just being mean! Come here RIGHT NOW and carry me LIKE I DESERVE!”
At least he got away with being a bitch, and he got some good sex to go with it.