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we love eisuke-kun♡
Sonoko-sama: so… are they alive?
scary: unfortunately
deduction freak: stfu miyano
Sonoko-sama: you got your memories back!
kidnapper: nah that was a fanboy pretending to be him because he thought kudo lied or something about a case, so he wanted to ruin kudo’s life
Sonoko-sama: you mean to tell me you couldn't tell the difference
kidnapper: stfu neechan couldn’t either
a true angel: actually i kinda didn’t get shinichi vibes from him?? don’t know how to explain it but that didn’t seem like shinichi to me
assistant kidnapper: yeah you were saying u felt like shinichi wasn’t really there
deduction freak: ran is my favorite person
kidnapper: hey!
deduction freak: this literally isn’t even a change??
kidnapper: but i'm still your second favorite right,,,,
deduction freak: miyano is
scary: you’re just saying that for the drugs
Sonoko-sama: shinichi-kun is on drugs???
deduction freak: no??? wtf miyano???
clumsy manga character: so she’s his drug dealer?
kidnapper: no shes just fucking with everyone, right?
scary: sure. bazinga. you all fell for it
a true angel: well… considering every time you leave you seem to be in visible pain maybe you should be on drugs? are you his doctor??
scary: pretty much i suppose
[deduction freak is typing… appears and disappears several times.]
deduction freak: it’s nothing bad. i’m fine.
a true angel: …we’re talking later. shinichi.
kidnapper: wtf miyano
deduction freak: it really isn’t that serious! she’s just messing with you.
a true angel: then what is it??
kidnapper: you really don’t wanna know neechan
deduction freak: ????????
a true angel: i really do? I’m worried here!
clumsy manga character: shinichi-san you should really tell her everything
deduction freak: stfu eisuke?
kidnapper: it really isn’t anything serious but u don’t wanna know
a true angel: why does hattori-kun know but i don’t?
Sonoko-sama: ohhhh is it something only his guy friends should know about?? :3
assistant kidnapper: that’s right, he only just met hondou-kun didn’t he… why does he know what’s going on?
scary: excuse you, am i a guy now
Sonoko-sama: obviously doctors are the exception
scary: …ill take it
clumsy manga character: i just value honesty
deduction freak: wow okay sure, definitely should be coming from you
deduction freak renamed we love eisuke-kun♡ to we absolutely despise eisuke.
clumsy manga character: RUDE?
assistant kidnapper: wait what do you mean “coming from you”? really aren’t you guys supposed to not know each other??
deduction freak: well yes of course
assistant kidnapper: …so???
Sonoko-sama: don’t insult eisuke-kun!
Sonoko-sama renamed we absolutely despise eisuke to we absolutely despise hattori-kun.
Sonoko-sama: he’s the only one we insult here
kidnapper: HEY????????
assistant kidnapper: you’re right
clumsy manga character renamed we absolutely despise hattori-kun to wow we insult each other a lot.
Sonoko-sama: that’s not even funny?
clumsy manga character: i thought we weren’t insulting me
Sonoko-sama: i am above the rules. right @Handsome Hubby♡?
kidnapper: pff he’s not online to take your side. stop being mean to hondou
clumsy manga character: yeah stop being mean to me
kidnapper: …and??
assistant kidnapper: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
clumsy manga character: DON’T BE MEAN TO ANYONE
assistant kidnapper: OMFG
kidnapper: ME SPECIFICALLY!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonoko-sama: this is the best thing ever
a true angel: ^^; really this has gone on enough
a true angel: be nice to hattori-kun, everyone.
kidnapper: THANK YOU???????? 😭
a true angel: shinichi is the one who needs his ego taken down a notch.
deduction freak: well excuse me. i’m not the one who goes charging into stupid situations like i’m invincible when i’m clearly not
scary: ………………………………………………………….
scary: say that again. but slower
[deduction freak is typing… appears for some time before disappearing.]
a true angel: shinichi.
kidnapper: ok two things. first you left me to die just now and only came back to defend yourself.
kidnapper: and second. kudo.
kidnapper: best friend. buddy.
deduction freak: oh come on hattori you do not get to lecture me, of all people
kidnapper: then neither do you to me???
a true angel: however, miyano-san and i…
scary: kudo-kun is an idiot so we must stop him from continuing to act like one.
Sonoko-sama: wow
assistant kidnapper: i was going to butt in a while ago to say heiji also needs his ego taken down a notch but i couldn’t bear to interrupt the blossoming of this girl alliance
deduction freak: i think “idiot” is just unnecessary…
kidnapper: WASN’T MY NAME “A FUCKING DUMBASS” FOR THE LONGEST TIME HUH KUDO
deduction freak: please recall why i named you that in the first place
Handsome Hubby♡: What is going on?
clumsy manga character: i think we were trying to come up with a non-insulting chat name?
Sonoko-sama: don’t worry i got this! i’ll make sure the chat name is funny!
Sonoko-sama renamed wow we insult each other a lot to case freaks and bimbos.
assistant kidnapper: nahh
assistant kidnapper renamed case freaks and bimbos to case freak idiot patrol.
Handsome Hubby♡: Sonoko-san wants it to be Case Freaks and Bimbos.
assistant kidnapper: we’re keeping the idiots in line
kidnapper: STFU
Sonoko-sama renamed case freak idiot patrol to case freaks and bimbos.
assistant kidnapper: nooooooooooooo
assistant kidnapper renamed case freaks and bimbos to we need to keep the idiots in check.
scary: something wrong with the name i came up with?
a true angel renamed we need to keep the idiots in check to case freaks and bimbos.
assistant kidnapper: ran-chan??
clumsy manga character: :o solidarity
assistant kidnapper: i guess so :0
deduction freak removed the name of the group chat.
Sonoko-sama: ok now that’s just literally the most boring answer to this problem you could have come up with, o genius detective
Handsome Hubby♡ renamed the group chat to Case Freaks and Bimbos.
Handsome Hubby♡: There.
clumsy manga character: well that sounds like a final word if i’ve ever heard one
Sonoko-sama: my hero 🥺