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    Fics revolving around Kriemhild Gretchen and Homura. A lot of them will probably have cannibalism.
    [Update: so uh, these fics are now part of one big bad end AU lol]

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    An AU where Yuuki dies before Kaname can throw his heart into the furnace, and the resulting grief and second chances that follow

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    Poetry's cool

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    A nvfr AU set in the world of Madoka Magica. Everything's a little different, but at the end, everything's the same after all.

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    Using the language of flowers, both eastern and western, to write stories.
    Pick a flower, and let the story unfold on its petals.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    “ And then, after school, she noticed that said black haired girl had suddenly changed her routine. Without prompting. And when Info realised that she was walking the exact same way the boy she ran into earlier did…

    What a great opportunity for blackmail.

    So Info opened the girls file and then, for a moment, paused. Because the last name ‘Aishi’ seemed extremely familiar.

    Wasn’t that…

    Oh.

    If she was anyone else, meaning capable of feeling things on a daily basis, she would probably have started laughing manically. “

     

    [ or : Ayano isn’t the only Yandere in Akademi. Info-Chan was just not in love. Yet, anyway. ]

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    28 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    "Huh, you could've just asked for help."

    Ayano blinked. Ask Shiromi Torayoshi for help? Hell no.

    "I value my independence," Ayano lied.

    "Enough to be chased by a living grease monster?" Shiromi asked.

    Well, originally, yes—but after this experience, Ayano dreaded returning.

     

    TL;DR: Crack and yuri, I guess - plus Shiromi is a TINY bit ooc...

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    28 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Megami swallowed. What the fuck had happened to her? Just moments ago, she had all of the words planned out in her head. Just moments ago, she prepared to chew out Ayano just like she was always meant to do. But now? Now, Megami was just left standing there, watching as the girl ran down the hallway staring at her phone.

    What the fuck just happened?

    Megami felt like she had approached the wrong person, almost—the Ayano Aishi she'd seen over the computer was lifeless, with messy hair and cruel, narrowed, empty eyes. This Ayano Aishi, however, had neat, thick hair and barely life-filled eyes—not cruel. She even walked different.

    Was Megami going crazy?

    She had to be.

     

    TL;DR: A bunch of crazy random bullshit. Hey, I just made some BULLSHIT! As a fanfiction.

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    28 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    I asked, “Why keep me alive?”

    You told me, with your face flushed, two hands on your cheeks, a small smile, eyes wide wide wide: “ It is more important for a game to be fun than finished.

    I laughed. 

    A love letter from taro to ayano, inspired by the ridiculous quote from yanderedev. Dark taro fic which explores the reason why taro is so bland.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Sometimes, lips are just red. Not crimson, not carmine, just red. But when they kiss, cherry fresh, burst fruit, break for a breath of air, fuji-apple crisp, how can the flush on Osana's cheeks just be red? 

    AKA: No, Ayano, the phrase is keep your enemies close, not pull your rival close.

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    28 Apr 2026