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Nagito laughs like a maniac while screaming something about hope as Pete Wentz burns in the target checkout, then suddenly Patrick Stump appears with 26 bottles of Mountain Dew. He starts dumping the Mountain Dew on Pete while screaming "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT I HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMAN MAYBE HE WONT FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW YOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWN!!!!!"
After 16 bottles of Mountain Dew Pete was finally not on fire, but for some reason he could run very very fast. Pete and Patrick left the store to go find Andy and Joe because there was a rip in the space time continuum and for some reason they are the ones that have to fix it.
"I can take whoever is next!" Nagito shouted.
Ranpo Edogawa, Edgar Allen Poe and Karl from the hit show Bungo Stray Dogs came over to Nagito with a cart full of stuff.
The cart was full of candy, Halloween decorations, 3 cans of olives that may or may not be expired, a copy of icebreaker, more candy, cat food, roses, baby oil, and candles.
Nagito started scanning the items, not telling them that the olives might be expired cuz it would be hilarious.
"Your total is $369. Would you like to round up for a very good cause?"
"What's the cause?"
"My bank account UwU."
"Uhh no."
Nagito pulls out a glock "Round up bitch."
Poe gave him $380 in fear and Karl flipped him off so Nagito flipped him off back.
"Who's next?" Nagito shouts Hajime comes over to him with a shopping cart full of orange juice.
"Hajime! What a hopeful surprise! I missed you so much bbg!"
"Fuck this shit I'm out." Hajime walks out without paying. Not very hopeful.
To be continued...