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“Hey Mr Stark?”
“Yeah kid.”
“Can I have McDonalds please?”
“Of course.” Now to figure out how much McDonalds costs. Not that it mattered. The kid wanted McDonalds. The kid would get McDonalds.
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“Here you go.” Tony handed Peter a small stack of papers.
“Mr Stark, what’s this?”
“You said you wanted McDonalds. I got you McDonalds.” Tony pointed at the line on the top paper. It said ‘ Current CEO of McDonalds, Peter Benjamin Parker’.
“I meant the food McDonalds! Not the company!” Peter cried out.
“Peppers going to kill me…”
“ANTHONY EDWARD STARK. WHY AM I GETTING CALLS ABOUT YOU BUYING MCDONALDS. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU’RE DEAD.”
“SHIT”
“LANGUAGE” Steve screeched as he flew past on the back of an eagle and holding the American flag with the National Anthem playing in the background.