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Direct messages, S for Stacy and P for Perry
P for Perry
Candace isn’t here
Is she with you?
S for Stacy
Oh did you just get off work?
Yeah she’s with me
I just got a boxset for this TV show neither of us have watched
So we decided to do an impromptu show binge night!
P for Perry
Alright
No one was mentioning her whereabouts
Thank you for letting me know
S for Stacy
It’s great how much you care about all of them
I bet they’d appreciate it too
P for Perry
Yes
I’m sure they would
Even if they’re all sure they can take care of themselves
S for Stacy
Can’t they tho?
P for Perry
While they are remarkably capable
They’re still only human
And everyone needs someone watching their back
S for Stacy
Who’s watching your back
P for Perry
The agency, supposedly
The other agents in practice
And now you too, I suppose
S for Stacy
Akjsdkajf That’s sweet
Tho I can’t really pull you out of any Situations
P for Perry
No, but you’re good for stress relief after the fact
I can’t really casually hang out with anyone else the way we do
S for Stacy
That’s true I suppose
Hey, speaking of
The show Candy and I are going to watch is family friendly
Want me to invite the boys so you can watch too?
It won’t be the same as when we’re hanging out one on one
But I think it might be nice for everyone to hang out, right?
P for Perry
That would be very nice actually
I would like that
S for Stacy
Great!
Then I’ll be over in a second to invite them
I’ll make sure you get brought along
P for Perry
The other kids are still here
Be prepared to take them with you too
S for Stacy
Ehhhh I guess my mom won’t mind if it becomes a bit of a party
She’s fond of everyone involved
P for Perry
I look forward to it
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Direct Messages, P for Perry and P for Pinky
P for Pinky
You wouldn’t happen to know why Isabella is packing an overnight bag, would you?
P for Perry
Stacy got a boxset for a new TV show
She invited Candace to watch it with her
Then she wanted to watch it with me too, so she invited the boys to facilitate that
Since the show is apparently family friendly
Then of course things escalated
Now all the kids are involved
And it’s a sleep over
P for Pinky
That sounds like fun
Think I could tag along?
P for Perry
Ask Stacy not me
P for Pinky
Oh yeahhh
I keep forgetting I can do that
P for Perry
I’m sure she’d tell Isabella to bring you along
P for Pinky
Do you know what show it is?
P for Perry
Not a clue
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Direct Messages, P for Pinky and S for Stacy
P for Pinky
Hey Stacy
I hear you’re hosting some major slumber party/TV night
S for Stacy
Oh yeah I guess Isabella needed to go back for her overnight bag huh
P for Pinky
I want in
If Perry gets to go I want to too
S for Stacy
Oh for sure
P for Pinky
Ask Isa if she can bring me?
Please?
S for Stacy
On it
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Direct Messages, P for Peter and S for Stacy
P for Peter
Hello Stacy
S for Stacy
Hi?
P for Peter
Uou’r not bust right?
S for Stacy
What??
P for Peter
*Busy
S for Stacy
Ohhhh
I mean kinda
P for Peter
Really?
S for Stacy
Dude I do have a life
I’m having a TV night/slumber party with
Well it’s basically the whole neighborhood at this point
Perry and Pinky are here too actually
P for Peter
Okay well now i feel left out
S for Stacy
Tell me how I’m supposed to invite an actual Panda I have no reasonable connection to
After that then yeah you can come
P for Peter
Point taken
S for Stacy
But anyway
Did you need something?
P for Peter
I’ve been scememing
S for Stacy
So I’ve heard
P for Peter
Wellll I was thinkging
You’re fun
You’re interesting
It’s not fair for us P musketeers to keep you to ourselves
S for Stacy
Oh my gosh P Musketeers
That’s so good
P for Peter
So heres the deal
We have a server for all active agents in Danville
S for Stacy
Oh for real?
P for Peter
I want to add yout o it
S for Stacy
OH FOR REAL?
Wait but
Won’t at least one of them take issue with my whole… thing?
P for Peter
That’s the scheme
We don’t tell them you’re a human person
We pretend you’re some agent let into the chat from out of town
Like me
S for Stacy
Oh you’re not from Danville?
P for Peter
I’m stationed in Seatle actually
I get to be in the Danville sever beicae im friends with the other Ps
Plus ive visited in the past
S for Stacy
Okay
I think I get it
…Perry doesn’t know you’re offering me this does he
P for Peter
No he doesnt
I was hoping to add you when he wasnt looking
S for Stacy
So. I might be scolded for going along with this.
What the heck
This is gonna be fun
P for Peter
Now youre speaking my language
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Direct messages, S for Stacy and P for Perry
P for Perry
Who are you texting
It’s not anyone in this room
You’re the only one on your phone
S for Stacy
What’s with the suspicion?
I have lots of friends
You know I could be texting Jenny or something
She’s not here
P for Perry
And I know how to trust my gut
S for Stacy
Fine fine
Peter is scheming
P for Perry
I knew it
What’s the scheme
S for Stacy
Well uh
I want to go along with the scheme
But I’m not sure you’d approve of it
So I’m not suuure if I want to tell you?
P for Perry
Stacy.
Please.
S for Stacy
Uhhhhhh
P for Perry
STACY.
Why did I just get a notification about a new agent in the Danville chat?
One named Stacy?
S for Stacy
Peter thought it’d be interesting
P for Perry
Well it will be that at least
What if one of them exposes you?
I don’t trust all of them the same way I trust Pinky and Peter
I might cross Peter off that list actually
S for Stacy
We’re going to pretend I’m an agent from out of town
P for Perry
You’re
What
S for Stacy
We’re
Not going to tell them I’m human
P for Perry
Okay.
Okay I think I can work with that actually.
S for Stacy
For real???
P for Perry
It’d be weird if you got kicked immediately for no reason
S for Stacy
Okay true
P for Perry
You’re going to need a backstory though…
Leave that to me
S for Stacy
Ummm should I be worried
I know how many soaps you watch
P for Perry
Nonsense
This is going to be great actually
S for Stacy
Okay yeah I’m worried now