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AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any freaki ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da seezon!1 jumiper sloan is so hot lol i hop sydney wil bekum freaky koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis season!1111 omfg im leeving pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.
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"Dat's mi car!" shooted Joshua angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Rowan!
"I shall free you Juniper but first you must help me kill these idiotic fuckheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Elijah The Elephant Man Volkov must be killed. Den the Architect shall never die!"
"You fucking beta!" yelled Joshua. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Elijah. Rowan wuz so hot but now hez sux!"
We all put our clothes on quickly except Elias. We were so scarred!1 But Elias didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with brown eyes,, a shite scientist coat and brown hair. He had changed into… Jedid8ana111
"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room.
"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Nurse. Suddenly Natusme, So'ren Baltimore, Tony, Adam, Yvonne, Mila and Juno, Tony, Cecil Welcome to Night Vale, Lucyille, Jon and Martin all ran in.
"What is da meaning of dis?" Liculle asked all angrily and JeididH lookd away (bcos Lucille is da only woman he is scared of.) She did a spell and suddenly her grandgather clok came to her sexily. Jeidiah flew above the roof evilly.
"Oh my gollysh!" Marttn gosped.
"The Qrchitect shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Rowan ejaculated menacingly.
"You fucking beta fags!" Jon shouted angrily.
"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, BITCH!" screamed Sydney but da sparks from his fhost recorder only hit Joshua's car car. It fell down arowan quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.
"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Josshue and the video of Elias doing it with
"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the camp. Then u can be just like that freaky guy Jerma." He laughed meanly.
"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Juniper!11"
"Whats he talking abott?" Juniper slurped as he sat in chains.
"I saw 2 he's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Sydney shouted angrily.
"Shut up!111'" Jumpier roared.
"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Jedidiah from his clock. "Thou shall all dye soon."
"Think again you fucking beta architect!1" Sydney yelled and then he and Tony and Tomy both took out blak guns! But Jeididah took out his own one.
"U guyz are in a bitch stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.
"BITCH!11" cried Jedidiah nd suddenly Tony's gun was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Elojah u will die!11111"
He maid lighting come all over da place.
"Save us Elijah!" Ucille cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the mess hall and cry with mi friends while we watched Shrak Tale and Madagsscar 2 and do it with Joshua but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
"BITCH!11111" I shooted.