HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception

A doodle of Jonathan Sims reading a letter that says "Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you had started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself." AKA the "Hello Jon" letter



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    Sometimes, the most horrifying thing of all is what might have been.

    Somewhere, Jon could swear he heard a crowd laughing.

    Or: in which Jonathan Sims is forced to swap places with his alternate self – a tall, chivalrous hero extraordinaire, who knows neither fear nor nuance – and is sent to the aggressively straight alternate universe the Magnus Archives was never meant to be.

    “Whatever place this is,” Jon announced, “I just want to be sure it knows I hate it.”

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    stupid stupid little gay men. but they're actors so it's okay. there is no doomed yaoi in ba sing se.

    Actor AU for arcane because I can't deal with them not being happy and I need to cope after act 1 and 2. updates will happen when I feel like it

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    my first ever fic !! I made this at 3am after discovering jonathan plays both ulysses and the archivist im going mental

    WARNING: PROBABLE SPOILERS FOR UP TO S3 OF TMA

    pretty shitty but began this reeling from that discovery
    maybe i won't update this ever but WOMP

    planning to have this be where

    The Archivist discovered an undated statement under the name of Odysseus regarding his time on a multi-year long voyage.

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    He peers between the branches at the spiderweb, gently pushing some away to get a better view. He wonders what kind of spider it is, if he can catch a glimpse of it. There aren’t that many types in England, but--

    Oh. He doesn’t spot the spider, but there’s something else trapped in the middle of the web. A large moth, its wings splayed helpless and immobile. As he watches, he sees its legs wriggle ineffectually in the air. It’s a surprisingly pitiful sight, making Martin’s heart unexpectedly wrench a bit for the poor thing.

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    Martin saves a moth from a spider. He doubts that this decision will have any sort of serious repurcussions.

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    06 Jul 2024

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    READ IT READ IT READ IT FAIRY!JON LIVES IN MY HEART

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    After the King tried to become whole again, Arthur and John ended up getting sent to the wrong universe and landed in London, 2016. Finding someone to help them, the two end up somehow working for the Magnus Institute as things soon take a comical turn. How will Arthur fair in this new world and time and will Jon ever come around to liking him?
    In other words, when a hyper fixation and another hyper fixation come together to make an amazing crossover.
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    OVER ALL CONTENT WARNING FOR SWEARING AND MILD VIOLENCE.

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    03 Jul 2024