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Sometimes, the most horrifying thing of all is what might have been.
Somewhere, Jon could swear he heard a crowd laughing.
Or: in which Jonathan Sims is forced to swap places with his alternate self – a tall, chivalrous hero extraordinaire, who knows neither fear nor nuance – and is sent to the aggressively straight alternate universe the Magnus Archives was never meant to be.
“Whatever place this is,” Jon announced, “I just want to be sure it knows I hate it.”
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19 Feb 2025
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Jayce and Viktor Cannot Behave On Set by yourlocal_taiyaki
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Mar 2025
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stupid stupid little gay men. but they're actors so it's okay. there is no doomed yaoi in ba sing se.
Actor AU for arcane because I can't deal with them not being happy and I need to cope after act 1 and 2. updates will happen when I feel like it
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13 Dec 2024
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Statement of Odysseus by hybridcrows
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album)
11 Jun 2024
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my first ever fic !! I made this at 3am after discovering jonathan plays both ulysses and the archivist im going mental
WARNING: PROBABLE SPOILERS FOR UP TO S3 OF TMA
pretty shitty but began this reeling from that discovery
maybe i won't update this ever but WOMPplanning to have this be where
The Archivist discovered an undated statement under the name of Odysseus regarding his time on a multi-year long voyage.
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17 Nov 2024
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won my bride in a poker game by Prim_the_Amazing for ephemeral_lynn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2021
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He peers between the branches at the spiderweb, gently pushing some away to get a better view. He wonders what kind of spider it is, if he can catch a glimpse of it. There aren’t that many types in England, but--
Oh. He doesn’t spot the spider, but there’s something else trapped in the middle of the web. A large moth, its wings splayed helpless and immobile. As he watches, he sees its legs wriggle ineffectually in the air. It’s a surprisingly pitiful sight, making Martin’s heart unexpectedly wrench a bit for the poor thing.
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Martin saves a moth from a spider. He doubts that this decision will have any sort of serious repurcussions.
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06 Jul 2024
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READ IT READ IT READ IT FAIRY!JON LIVES IN MY HEART
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To Where the King Can't Reach Us by GarlicGremlin
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Malevolent (Podcast)
07 Nov 2024
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After the King tried to become whole again, Arthur and John ended up getting sent to the wrong universe and landed in London, 2016. Finding someone to help them, the two end up somehow working for the Magnus Institute as things soon take a comical turn. How will Arthur fair in this new world and time and will Jon ever come around to liking him?
In other words, when a hyper fixation and another hyper fixation come together to make an amazing crossover.
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OVER ALL CONTENT WARNING FOR SWEARING AND MILD VIOLENCE.Series
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03 Jul 2024
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a relaxed expression suits your tired eyes by forestfolk
Fandoms: Camp Here & There (Podcast)
13 Apr 2022
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The campers left just the day before, and Sydney’s chronic pain has been making it impossible to get around camp at all- he’d just do something at his desk or maybe in bed, but his hair hasn’t been washed in a few days and the texture of it is driving him insane. Jedidiah hadn’t realized how bad of a flareup Sydney had been having today until he fell getting up from his bed and promptly began to let out hushed sobs, the pain too much to stay inside any longer. Jed decides he’s going to do something about it (and that something is helping Syd with a shower and keeping him company in their room).
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19 Jun 2024
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He’s Got the Touch of an Anesthesiologist (Please Put Me Under) by skullotonin
Fandoms: Camp Here & There (Podcast)
22 Feb 2024
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“There are better methods of obtaining food than ripping a chunk off your thigh, love.”
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19 Jun 2024
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The first day of the next year at camp(if it was normal and not filled with doom and such like it definitely will be)
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19 Jun 2024
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hhhhhhhh I love this one
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The Unsettling Blue Sky of London by Anonymous
Fandoms: Camp Here & There (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Dec 2023
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Sydney and Jedidiah planned on how to keep him safe from Elijah, but the next morning, they wake up in London instead. Everything there is different and strange, but luckily there's a whole building dedicated to studying the different and strange.
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“Stop looking at me like that.”
“Like what?” he exclaims, a frustrated scoff behind his words. “I’m not even looking at you. I can’t.”
“Like you know exactly what I’m thinking,” John presses, willing himself not to wither beneath that sightless gaze. Like a parent, he thinks to himself, who’s just caught someone doing something they shouldn’t.
“Maybe I do.” Arthur comes to stand beside him, bumping up against the edge of the couch. “Maybe I’m just trying to help, you donkey. What is going on with you?”
John acquires a small injury, and doesn't know how to ask for help.
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Well, that was fun, goodbye! by junebuggie07, losing_light
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Penumbra Podcast, Welcome to Night Vale, Camp Here & There (Podcast), Archive 81 (Podcast), Malevolent (Podcast), Wolf 359 (Radio), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Midnight Burger (Podcast), Outer Wilds (Video Game), 101.7 Ouroboros (Podcast), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999), Life is Strange (Video Game), SCP: Find Us Alive (Podcast), Sam & Max (Video Games), Ars Paradoxica (Podcast), Where The Stars Fell (Podcast), either (Open Doors Closed Doors Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
10 Jan 2025
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have you ever tried drugs? have you ever lost it? have you ever gone batshit insane before? welcome to the experience. welcome to we shove a bunch of our favorite podcast characters together and do stupid things. its like a blender of horribleness and YOURE here for the ride. congrats!
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19 Jun 2024
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this fic is what doing drugs feels like /pos
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What if Sasha James became the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London?
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04 Mar 2024
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Hi Jon and all,
I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.- Language:
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25 Feb 2024
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holy shit this is so good
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Care of the Carte Blanche Family is a collection of 15 oneshots exploring the 15 different dynamics of the members of the Carte Blanche. Ever wanted to see Vespa and Rita go on a trip to the markets to pick up supplies? Buddy help Juno practise his one-eyed sharpshooting? Peter get read to shreds by literally every other member of the crew except Juno? Rita and Juno having a ladies’ day at the spa? Then Care of the Carte Blanche Family Is For You!
Written as part of the 2019/20 Penumbra Minibang.
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14 Oct 2023
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Tim B): I'm coming for your blahaj Jon outa my way
Boss >:(: Don't you dare touch my fucking Blåhaj
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A TMA crack chatfic where everyone is alive because I am mentally unwell.
More Tags will be added as I continueBookmarked by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
15 Sep 2023
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"no one who works at the magnus institute is normal" by whomstdvelynt
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Mar 2023
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[Archives Work Chat]
Jonathan Sims: …why did I just see Sasha hand Tim money?
Sasha James: Don’t worry about it! :)
Jonathan Sims: That has to be the most ominous “:)” I’ve ever seen.
Jonathan Sims: Continue.
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TMA chatfic set in S1! Because I miss the S1 Archive Crew. :(
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16 Jul 2023
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Timothy Stoker: so
Timothy Stoker: robert smirke
Martin Blackwood: Wasn't he that architect from the 19th century?
Sasha James: ah yes, your celebrity crush
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local og archives crew attempts to find answers, causes chaos, the usualBookmarked by HelloJonApologiesForTheDeception
16 Jul 2023
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TMA GC hell by HemoOryctolagus (oz_the_animatronic_rabbit)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
07 Oct 2020
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what it says on the tin<3
edit: i lied. its. so chaotic. the mechs are here now. brainrot ig.
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16 Jul 2023
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Welcome to The Magnus Archives (or how to make a career out of serving eldritch horrors) by IHaveThroatSpiders
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
28 Nov 2025
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Zvi Zana was perfectly happy with dying or vanishing mysteriously in the line of duty. He was an intern at Night Vale Community radio, it was just part of the job. But when Strex corp takes over, and the town rises up against their corporate overlords, and chaos reigns, Zvi doesn't pay enough attention to which door he runs through in the panic. Now he is stranded in a strange place called England, working for a strange woman named Gertrude Robinson. At least he still has a job.
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- Part 1 of WTMA
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13 Jul 2023