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Timothy Stoker created Archival Braincells
Timothy Stoker added Sasha James
Timothy Stoker added Martin Blackwood
Timothy Stoker added Jonathan Sims
Martin Blackwood: ???
Timothy Stoker: Hey Marto!
Jonathan Sims: What's this? Shouldn't you all be working?
Timothy Stoker: I was bored ok
Jonathan Sims: Well, get back to work Tim.
Sasha James: Oh noes! Not the period!
Timothy Stoker: Dang
Jonathan Sims: You too Sasha. Get back to work.
Sasha James: Shaking in my boots rn
Martin Blackwood: Same
Jonathan Sims: Enough bickering. I'm expecting you all to get back to work this instance. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.
Timothy Stoker: Welp, now that he's gone
Timothy Stoker renamed themself God
God: Bow down to your god.
Sasha James: Omg
God renamed Martin Blackwood to Tea man
God renamed Sasha James to The final braincell
The final braincell: Ha
The final braincell: Even God has no braincells now?
Tea man: We all share a single braincell and Sash stole it
Jonathan Sims: That explains a lot.
God: >:OOOOOO
The final braincell: Oh no
Jonathan Sims: I told you all to get back to work.
God: We are doing work
Jonathan Sims: By what? Texting?
God: I shouldn't have invited him in
The final braincell: yeah
Jonathan Sims: Go back to work. Oh, and Martin, can you come to my office? Thanks.
God: Oh no
God: Marto
God: Don't let bossman kill you
Jonathan Sims: Go back to work, Timothy. This is your final warning.
God: Damn not the full name
God: I'll start working bossman, just not the full name/hj
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<Martin :) >
Martin :) : Jon
Martin :) : Jon
Jon<3: Yes?
Martin :) : Do you think the others know that we're
Martin :) : You know
Martin :) : Married
Jon<3: I assume they don't. We haven't told them yet or anything.
Jon<3: Besides, if Tim did know, we wouldn't hear the end of it.
Martin :) : Yeah, guess so.
Martin :) : Love you <3
Jon<3: Love you too.
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Timothy Stoker created Work sucks
Timothy Stoker added Sasha James
Timothy Stoker added Martin Blackwood
Timothy stoker renamed themself Work bad
Sasha James: Don't we already have a group chat?
Sasha James: Also where's Jon?
Work bad: No jon
Work bad: cant let him know I'm not working
Sasha James renamed themself Sash
Sash: Alright Tim
Sash: Don't let him know you're not working.
Work bad: Ok I'll try Sash
Sash: Good.
Martin Blackwood: Sorry I'm late I was talking to Jon
Work bad: Hi Marto!
Work bad renamed Martin Blackwood to Marto
Work bad: This is a Jon free chat
Work bad: No Jon.
Marto: Got it
Marto: Is Jon a taboo here then?
Work bad: Yes, and you just said it
Work bad: Bad Marto *bonk*
Sash: Oh noooo
Marto: I got bonked :(
Marto: I'm sad now
Work bad: no Marto noooo
Work bad: Don't be sad :((((((
Marto: :((((
Work bad: DDDDDD:
Marto: :'(
Sash: Alright I'm stopping the sad face here
Marto: But I'm still sad :(
Work bad: Don't be sad
Work bad: Please
Work bad: I can't have that on my concience
Sash: *conscience
Work bad: shhh
Work bad: Marto I'll make you tea
Marto: No don't
Marto: You'll destroy the kitchen again
Marto: I'll make us both tea
Sash: :( What about me?
Marto: I'll make us three tea
Work bad: How about taboo man?
Marto: I'll make us all tea
Sash: yeay :D
Sash: Tea!
Marto: Hold that thought
Work bad: why what's wrong Marto
Sash: Oh no
Marto: Elias
Work bad: Boss Boss man?
Sash: He entered Jon's office
Work bad: Oh no
Marto: Wait
Marto: You're not bonking Sash for saying the taboo but I get bonked?
Marto: Not fair :(
Work bad: Not the time Marto I'll bonk Sash later
Sash: I hope I don't hear yelling
Work bad: If Elias yells at our boss I'll kick him
Marto: I'll get emotional support Blahaj just in case
Work bad: Emotional support Blahaj?
Sash: Jon has a Blahaj?
Marto: Yeah? Kind of
Marto: It was mine, but Jon stole it
Marto: Its his emotional support
Sash: That's pretty cute ngl
Work bad: Yea
Work bad: Who knew boss man had emotional support plushies
Sash: Martin we might need the emotional support plushie
Marto: Oh noes
Marto: Is Elias yelling?
Sash: I think so
Work bad: :((((
Work bad: I kind of feel bad for Bossman
Sash: Elias is out of Jon's office
Marto: I'll bring him the plushie
Marto: And a big cup of tea
Sash: I hope he's ok :(
Work bad: :(
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Marto sent a picture
Picture ID: [Jon is holding a big blue shark plushie with steaming hot tea in his hands. He is slumped against the chair, looking exhausted. Another hand, likely Martin's, is on Jon's shoulder in an attempt to comfort him.]
Marto: He has gotten his plushie and tea
Marto: He's fine now.
Work bad: Thank god