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Dick: I may have fucked up
Cass: …
Cass: explain?
Dick: okay soooo I may have been caught in a compromising position with Wally.
Cass: ew.
Steph: how is that a fuck up?
Steph: he’s your HUSBAND
Dick: Eh…
Tim: OMG
Tim: B’s gonna kill Dick
Dick: don’t say that 😭
Jason: lmaooooo
Jason: how do you mess up so bad???
Cass: ??? what??
Duke: I feel like I need to be caught up on the situation
Steph: you and me both
Damian: Father is upset with you Richard.
Dick: guyyyy
Steph: someone explain please i’m walking from one class to the next
Jason: D got photographed ,making out with Wally
Steph: they’re married
Tim: Dick was in civvies
Tim: Wally was not
Steph: oh my
Cass: 😦
Duke: seriously?
Duke: dude could you not keep it in your pants until you got home?
Dick: 😭i was on a lunch break
Dick: i just wanted to see my hubby
Damian: Never call West that again in my proximity
Tim: ^
Cass: ^
Jason: ^
Duke: smh ^
Dick: what do I doooooo???
Dick: guysssss
Babs: i see you haven’t learned from your mistakes, dick
Dick: you know its not like that
Babs: does everyone else, though??
Dick: no 😢
Dick: I’m not a cheater
Dick: anymore
Duke: the anymore is crazy
Jason: dark times
Jason: dark times that I wish to forget
Jason: it’s like everyone was cheating back then
Jason: not me though
Jason: could never be me
Jason: i was busy being dead
Steph: the jason try to go a singular day w/o bring up his death challenge
Steph: go
Jason: this is how I cope bitcg
Dick: not a great way to cope
Dick: AND ALSO LETS FOCUS ON ME
Jason: narcassict this one
Dick: jay pleaseeeeee
Jason: UGH
Jason: fine
Jason: what does Wally have to say about this?
Dick: he’s packing our bags so that we can “hightail it to another dimension” bc “your dad is going to kill us and your siblings are going to mock us”
Tim: he’s right about the second part
Tim: i am going to viciously mock you
Cass: holding this over your head FOREVER
Damian: you disappointment
Dick: ouch
Dick: ouch
Dick: OUCH really dami?? I love you so much tho
Damian: suck it grayson
Duke: OOOOO HE’s GRAYSON NOW
Steph: the drama!!
Jason: i heard Dick’s heart break
Babs: so like how is this going to be dealt with>???
Babs: Richie Wayne has torrid affair with Keystone protector Flash
Babs: has a ring to it right?
Jason: I love it
Dick: i don’t!!
Dick: I don’t want to be a known cheater
Babs: u r tho
Dick: so r u
Babs: i’m about to doxx u
Steph: girls, girls, you’re both pretty
Steph: now let’s focus pls
Tim: Stephs right
Steph: if Dick doesn’t want to be known as the scumbag that cheated on his husband then we should twist it
Steph: Wally cheated on Dick withn Nigtwing first
Jason: god steh have I ever told you I love you?
Steph: every day, Jay. Every. Day.
Dick: NO
Dick: No one is a cheater 😭
Tim: Miraculous polycule then
Duke: LMAO THAT IS OUT OF POCKET
Dick: Im lost what
Babs: me too
Jason: Ugh is that show still airing??
Cass: Marinette and Adrien are dating now
Jason: oh shit really??
Dick: still confused who nare these people???
Jason: does that mean that there was a reveal
Damian: unfortunately no.
Jason: OH MY FUCK
Steph: smh slowest identity reveal yet
Jason: do i need tpo get back into this??
Tim: dont torture yourself
Babs: what??
Babs: the hell you kids talking about?
Duke: the WORST show in the modern world
Dick: i thought we were talking about meeeee
Tim: miraculous is a french show about teenage superheroes.
Tim: came out like two years before Jay died
Tim: basically it’s like based kinda in chinese mythology and there are these two french kids
Tim: marinette and adrien
Tim: who are given the responsibility of protecting Paris with Miraculous– which are enchanted jewlery.
Tim: Marinette has earrings that turn her into Ladybug and Adrien has a ring that turns him into Chat Noir or Cat Noir depending on how you want to spell it
Tim: and the whole ploycule joke that you fossils didn’t get is
Dick: fossils is not necessary
Babs: speak for yourself dick im one hot chocolate + cardigan away from adopting thirty cats
Tim: the meme is that Marinette likes Adrien, Adrien likes Ladybug. And Adrien is Chat Noir who also likes Ladybug, and Marinette is Ladybug who only sees Chat Noir as a friend. And Chait Noir is Adrien who only sees Marinette as a friend and there fore is an unfortunate love square that only gets worse over time.
Tim: also spoilers so Jay look away or not
Jason: oh i’m looking
Tim: currently Marinette and Adrien are dating eachther, but they do not know that the other is Ladybug and Chat Noir. But like everyone else knows their identities. Luka knows who they btw.
Jason: WHAT
Jason: GOD THIS SHOW SUCKS
Jason:m I can’t believe Im gonna have to watch it again smh
Babs: you don’t have too
Jason: no, I do
Jason: Steph, Cass?
Steph: say no more bby
Cass: hopping on a flight to Gotham rn
Jason: yess!
Duke: lowkey want to join you guys
Jason: contribute to the snacks and sure
Damian: I might as well join you. Your apartment is closer to school than the manor or penthouse
Tim: Bernard wants to join
Jason: bernard can come if he brings that mac and cheese he made the other week
Jason: and ig that you and damian can come too 🙄
Dick: you guys all complained about hating the show though?
Tim: because it had so much potential
Jason: all down the drain
Jason: I still think they did my girl chloe dirty
Steph: lowkey with you on that
Damian: the show is brainrot
Damian: i hate it
Duke: i heard it was supposed to be an anime but the animators couldn’t figure out how to animate the spots on Ladybug’s costume
Damian: don’t even remind me
Tim: You can just TELL that it was supposed to be an anime
Babs: I can’t even with you geeks
Cass: 🐞 🐈⬛ ♥️
Dick: oh my god im just going to go get yelled at by Bruce
Dick: babs i know you want to come watch me get lectured
Babs: I would not miss it for the world