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Image description Digital postcard from house that reads “a 24 year old in oncology. That explains the penmanship. And a bleeding heart to boot. Don’t tell me, you’re a Pisces too.  I’m a diagnostician. Infectious disease speciality. I dabble in nephrology. Knew the OCE since they were handing out recorders, thought. Child’s play.”

Image description Postcard from Wilson. This has the same stamp as house’s, the U.S. flag, rather than the Christmas tree. The card reads “house, I am a Pisces actually, well Sussex. My handwriting isn’t THAT bad is it? & aren’t we all diagnosticians? Kind of the name of the game… take note of the address if you’d like to keep up these cute little cards you’ll have to update your little black book. I’m back at Columbia. & maybe keep the hooker stories to a minimum. There is no envelope after all and I have a reputation to uphold. J” in the corner is an arrow to a new address, 254 E 10th st #9B, NY, NY 10009

A postcard in cursive that reads “James Wilson, oh old sport, that contact you gave me for that mouthwatering lady of the night, Ms. Kitty, was MOST valuable! You’ve got marvelous taste (literally, if you did what I did!) you must continue to share your roster! Your grateful friend, Greg”

A card from house in his plain handwriting. “Wilson,  No, we’re not all diagnosticians.  I, however, am.  Matching stamps? How embarrassing. One of us if going to have to change. [house doodle]”

Postcard from Wilson “house, I bet you thought that letter was going to get me in sleep on the couch level trouble with my wife, but she took 1 look at it & said “that guy @ your house is quite the comedian.” I told her you outta reach out to Steve Marin but somehow she didn’t seem to think you’d make it past hanging out peanuts, but I think you’d make a very compelling peanut seller. J. Ps , this is the only other stamp I have [arrow if pointing toward a stamp that says love with two birds kissing and a heart]”

Letter from@house “oh Wilson I feel utterly courted. I bet these are the stamps you use for your mother. I’ve told Steve’s people to reach out to mine. I’ll reserve a ticket & work on my pitch. “Get your peanuts here” is simple but classic for a reason. I’ll continue to give it some thought. House”

 


A 24 year old in oncology. 

That explains the penmanship.

And a bleeding heart to boot.

Don't tell me, you're a pisces too. 

I'm a diagnostician. Infectious

disease speciality. I dabble in

nephrology. Knew the OCE since

they were handing out recorders, though. 

Child's play.


House, I am a pisces actually,

well sussed. My handwriting isn't THAT

bad is it? & aren't we all diagnosticians?

Kind of the name of the game...

Take note of the address if you'd like

to keep up these cute little cards,

you'll have to update your little black

book. I'm back at Columbia. & maybe

keep the hooker stories to a minimum. 

There is no envelope after all and I

have a reputation to uphold. J


James Wilson, 

Oh Old Sport, that

contact you gave me

for that mouthwatering

lady of the night, Ms.

Kitty, was most valuable!

You've got marvelous taste 

(literally, if you did what I

did!) You must continue 

to share your roster!

Your grateful friend, Greg


Wilson,

No, we are not all diagnosticians.

I, however, am.

Matching stamps? How embarassing.

One of us is going to have to 

change.

[doodle of a house]


House,

I bet you thought that letter

was going to get me in Sleep

On the Couch level trouble

w/ my wife, but she took 1

look at it & said "that guy

@ your house is quite the comedian."

I told her you outta reach out to Steve Martin but somehow

she didn't seem to think you'd

make it past handing out peanuts, but I

think you'd make a very compelling peanut seller. J

PS. This is the only other stamp I have [stamp that says LOVE with 2 birds and a heart]


Oh Wilson, I feel utterly courted. 

I bet these are the stamps

you use for your mother. 

I've told Steve's people to reach

out to mine I'll reserve you a

ticket & work on my pitch.

"Get your peanuts here" os simple

but classic for a reason. I'll continue

to give it some thought. 

House

 

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