Chapter Text
SATURDAY 6:32PM
‘chaco <3 > to Izuku
‘chaco <3
Izuku WHERE TF R u?
Izuku
In my room getting ready
‘chaco <3
Hurry up, I'm waiting for you in the kitchen
Izuku
okok
SATURDAY 6:53PM
‘chaco <3 > to Izuku
‘chaco <3
COME OUT RIGHT NOW
Izuku
Mom, i’m gay
‘chaco <3
OMFG
SATURDAY 7:15PM
Ochaco > to GSA chat
Ochaco
We’ll be a little late cause SOMEONE took hours to get ready
Izuku
YOU said you wouldn’t tell on me!
Ochaco
I lied
Eijirou
Np, denki and I are already at th party we helped prep
Mina
I’m working til 9pm so i’ll be super late but am still comingggg
Jirou
Cute, i’ll be there soon
Izuku
Is Katsuki coming?
Shoto
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Denki
He’s coming alright
Touya
That’s what he said
Shoto
I’m going to throw up.
Katsuki
Jesus christ
Hawks
Is Touya joining?
Touya
Nah
Eijirou
PARTY
Denki
POOPER
Touya
jfc
SATURDAY, 8:47PM
Shoto > to TouTou
Shoto
Are you coming?
TouTou
Maybe
Shoto
What’s stopping you?
TouTou
It’s a party.
Shoto
And?
TouTou
And I hate people ffs
Shoto
Fair.
TouTou
So why are you going?
Shoto
Mom said I need to “socialize.”
TouTou
LMAOOOO
Shoto
You should come.
TouTou
I’ll think about it.
SATURDAY, 10:12PM
Eijirou > to Best bakubro
Eijirou
Where u at??
Best bakubro
here.
Eijirou
Wtf here WhEre, I don’t see you?
Best bakubro
Kitchen.
SATURDAY, 10:22PM
Hawks > to Touya <3333
Hawks
Guess who’s at the party
touya <3333
Ur mom?
Hawks
I’ll ignore that.
touya <3333
Right
Hawks
Lol. You should come.
touya <3333
Why?
Hawks
Because I’m here.
touya <3333
So?
Hawks
Also, there’s free boozeeee
touya <3333
You should’ve led with that.
Hawks
So, you coming?
touya <3333
Fine.
SATURDAY 10:35PM
Ochaco > to GSA chat
Ochaco
Guys i think i just met the love of my life
Shoto
Really?
Ochaco
MINA WHO IS THE PORETTY GIRL YOU CAME WITH AND IS SHE TAKEN
Mina
That’s himiko, she's my coworker and not that I know of………..!!!!!!!!!!
You should join us ;)
Ochaco
I’M COMING
Katsuki
That’s what he said
Izuku
I am the only mature man in this chat
SATURDAY 10:42PM
Eijirou > to GSA chat
Eijirou
Well that last text answers the question i was about to ask
Jirou
WHY is Katsuki walking around with Izuku thrown on his shoulder like a bag of potatoes
Shoto
Queers.
Denki
Queers!
Ochaco
I would intervene but he looks like he’s enjoying himself :)
Mina
Right its totally not cause ur busy making eyes at toga
Ochaco
sesbian lex
Jirou
AMEN TO THAT!
SATURDAY, 11:25PM
Ochaco > to GSA chat
Ochaco
Zuku and I are in the kitchen if anyone needs a makeup touch-uppppss
Denki
What’s the wait time?
Ochaco
Deppsends. You want eyeliner or glitter?
Denki
GLITTER
SATURDAY, 11:43PM
Ochaco > to GSA chat
Ochaco
HAs anyone seen Izuku he stole my eyeliner
Denki
Nop
Jirou
Last i saw him he was going to the bathroom
Eijirou
I know something you don’t
Mina
I KNOW SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
Hawks
He’s on the balcony with Katsuki.
Touya
dude.
Denki
Snitches get stitches
Ochaco
Yeah im not that desperate for my eyeliner lmao
SUNDAY, 1:45AM
Hawks > to Touya <3333
Hawks
So
touya <3333
What.
Hawks
So ur super emo
touya <3333
Excuse me?
Hawks
You didn’t look as emo in your uniform
touya <3333
Are you just staring at me?
Hawks
NO i tried to talk to you but you IGNORED ME
im’the guy you glared at five minutes ago
touya <3333
You’re going to have to be more specific.
Hawks
Blonde, good-looking, incredibly charming—
touya <3333
Ew. Just get your ass over here jfc
Hawks
You wound me.
touya <3333
Good.
SUNDAY, 1:52AM
Katsuki > to GSA chat
Katsuki
Someone just tried to convince me to join a glitter eyeliner contest
Izuku
You shdould join Kacchan!!8!
Ochaco
Kacchan?!
Denki
KACCHAN?
Hawks
KACCHAN???
Eijirou
KACCHAN?????
Jirou
KACCHAN????????
Shoto
Queers.
Mina
KACqCHAN??????????????
Touya
Am i missing something
Ochaco
IZUKU just came back inside, and his eyeliner is smudged.
Mina
:)
Denki
:)
Jirou
:)
Eijirou
;))
Shoto
Nasty
Ochaco
I’m just saying…..
Denki
SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!
Eijirou
GASP
Katsuki
Can u all stfu?
Ochaco
Interesting response.
Izuku
I woulqd like to go on reccord and say nothing happeneds!!z
Denki
Oh, something happened alright
Katsuki
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SUNDAY, 2:13AM
Touya > to Hawks
touya <3333
So who’s who
Hawks
You’re gonna have to be more specific.
touya <3333
The green-haired one that’s having an existential crisis in the kitchen
Hawks
That’s Izuku!! He’s nice.
touya <3333
And the blonde one that just tried to fight a coat rack?
Hawks
That’s Katsuki. Not nice.
touya <3333
Of course
SUNDAY 3:32PM
Denki Kaminari created a group chat.
Denki Kaminari added Mina Ashido.
Denki Kaminari added Eijirou Kirishima.
Denki Kaminari added Shoto Todoroki.
Denki Kaminari added Jirou Kyoka .
Denki Kaminari added Ochaco Uraraka .
Denki Kaminari named this group BAKUDEKU!
Denki > to BAKUDEKU!
Denki
GUYS. It's official.
Mina
My ship is sailing
Ochaco
This gc took only 2 weeks to be created
Mina
Im surprised it didn’t happen after the first GSA meeting
Denki
I mean it’s official rn! hey’re TOTALLY into each other.
Shoto
You just realized?
Denki
Wait what?
Shoto
It’s obvious.
Denki
How did shoto notice before me??????
Shoto
What’s that supposed to mean?
Denki
Dude no offense whatsoever, this comes from ur fellow neurospicy but…
Shoto
Wtf does neurospicy even mean
Denki
…
ANYWAY no offence but you’re really dense
Eijirou
Autism.
Shoto
Ah. FAIR.
Ochaco
Its been two weeks and i cannot take more pining
Mina
Step one: We casually lock them in a room.
Eijirou
Mina. No.
Ochaco
Ther is NOTHING casual about that
Denki
Wait, I kind of like that
Shoto
Make sure there’s ventilation.
Eijirou
What is wrong with all of you??
Denki
They’re gonna take forever to just admit they’re friends!
Shoto
Yeah because Katsuki’s emotionally constipated.
Ochaco
And Izuku overthinks EVERYTHING
SUNDAY, 6:22PM
Ochaco > to GSA chat
Ochaco
How long is too long before proposing
Mina
Himiko?
Ochaco
duh
Hawks
Is she queer?
Ochaco
Oh no
Izuku
What
Ochaco
I literally just assumed she liked girls
Shoto
Ah.
Mina
I’ve only ever heard her talk about dudes tbh….
Ochaco
MINA DONT SAY THAT TO ME
Touya
Did u get her number
Ochaco
………………..
Hawks
GIRL
Ochaco
I was shy!!!!
Izuku
You’ll find someone babe
Ochaco
BUT I DONT WANT SOMEONE I WANT HER SHES PERFECT
Katsuki
I’m gonna vomit
Ochaco
YOU CANNOT SAY SHIT “KACCHAN”
Katsuki
You wanna die?
Izuku
Kacchan!
Katsuki
Stfu deku holy shit ur so annoying
Ochaco
STOP FLIRTING MY HEART IS BROKEN
Mina
Oh honey……
Touya
Wow i’m so glad I don’t have these kinds of problems
Hawks
Wdym
Touya
Liking someone problems
Hawks
Rightttttt lmao
Touya
what?
Hawks
Nvm
Shoto
I’m gonna kill myself.