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-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG2] POSTED IN "SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENTS." --
TG2: HEY YALL i jus wanyed 2 let you all know about a bincha diff patches that ive been runnin in the apps. les get in2 it!
TG2: PATCH NOTES:
TG2: txtforwarding from pesterchum to trollian (and vise versa) will no longer launch a bug which takes you on a point-and-click adventure game to get you from one client to the other, and will no longet cause your computer 2 explode if you end up being devoured by clowns (P.S. SOLLUX? WHY? WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA???)
TG2: fixed filehosting!!! you can acutually host files properly now without them mysteriously dematerialising into the ether of the captors server hull. unforunatey, this doesn apply to filws/gifs etc youv posted prev 3 this patch which got lost 2 the ether. Theyre gone 4 good v_v
TG2: fixed a bug where the bees would stop what they were doing and try to attack karkats crabtop whenever he visited. turns our, the bees CAN smell fear!
TG2: TEXT SPECIFIC:
TG2: in a move that shocked the nation, the quick dm switch feature will no longer give you the chance to talk to yourself. no one wanted that. no one wants that. it is now no more.
TG2: fixed the issue where if a person drafted a message in pesterchum to a trollian user, it would mysteriously be lifted from there and end up in the message box of a pesterchum user. its fixed but i do not know how that happened. (IM SO SORRY, DAVE T_T)
TG2: removed the share to faceboojk option
TG2: various other ui imrpvements!! <33
-- terminatedAncipital [TA1] posted in memo “24 H0UR CAPT0R TECH 5UPP0RT CALL DIIRECT0RY.” --
TA1: WH0 HERE II5 READY F0R A W0RK UPDATE?
TA4: n0body, fuck 0ff
TA1: T00 FUCKIING BAD, 5X. Y0U'RE GETTING 0NE.
TA1: FIIR5T 0FF, 5IINCE II HAVEN'T A5KED YET: HA5 THE MALWARE FIINALLY BEEN CLEARED UP.
TA1: <IIN5ERT QUERYN00DLE>
TA2: 4fter 2 fuckiing month2?? ii fuckiing HOPE iit's 4ll been cle4red!!
TA4: ughhhh YE2 it's been cleared
TA4: would have been helpful if 20MEONE decided t0 help but apparently he was BU2Y.
TA3: G0 P1155 URF5ELF 8LYG38173. P511 GR08ND3F M3 50 1M N07 4LL10W3D 22 H3LP.
TA4: thats
TA4: not h0w that works?
TA1: N0, IIT II5.
TA4: ???
TA4: WHY?
TA1: II GR0UNDED HIIM FR0M THE C0MPUTER F0R F0UR M0NTH5.
TA4: then h0w the FUCK was he working????
TA3: 1 F11XX3D 4LL 7H3 7H1HMG5!!!!) #1M L1K3 4 D4MN M3CH1N1C #5ND 1M 4L00W3D MY 0PH03N 22 50 1 C4N 54Y WH4N 1M F1N155H3D N 57UFF
TA3: 3H3H3 1M D01N 5H17 3L1173 H4XX0000R SY7YL3 >>B:D
TA4: ...ii th0ught i banned you dancest0rs from using hashtags. they d0nt like to w0rk well with trollian.
TA3: Y0U C4NY 74K3 UJ3M 4W4U FR0M M2 7H3Y43 4LL 1 H44V3!!! #Y0ULL N3V34 U4K3 M3 4L1V333 !!
TA1: ...ANYWAY THE W0RK UPDATE II5 THAT II'M TAKIING A M0NTH 0FF W0RK.
TG2: wuhuh
TA2: WH4T?!?!?!?!?!?!
TA2: NO. NO. FUCK YOU. NO. YOU 4RE NOT 4LLOWED TWO 4B4NDON ME HERE FOR 4 3RD TIIME.
TA2: 4ND E2PECII4LLY NOT FOR 4 WHOLE MONTH!!!!!
TA1: ...
TA1: Y0U'RE TAKIING A M0NTH 0FF, T00.
TA2: II C
TA2: wh4t?
TA2: ...
TA2: WH4T?!?!???
TA1: YEP. MY THERAPII5T 5AIID II 5H0ULD TAKE M0RE BREAK5 AWAY FR0M THE C0MPUTER, LE5T II TRIIGGER AN0THER EPII50DE WHERE II THIINK II'M A 5HIIP BATTERY AGAIIN.
TA1: AND WHEN II 5AIID 'MY RELATIIVE5 THIINK II TAKE T00 MANY VACATII0N5 A5 IIT II5', THEY 5AIID T0 IINVIITE Y0U GUY5, 50 WE ALL TAKE M0RE BREAK5.
TA1: BUT II CAN'T EXACTLY CL05E TECH 5UPP0RT F0R A WH0LE M0NTH. THERE'D BE T00 MANY FIIRE5 T0 PUT 0UT.
TA1: WHIICH II5 WHEN II DECIIDED: TW0 WIILL KEEP IIT 0PEN, THREE IIF R0LAL II5N'T TAKIING THEIIR MANDAT0RY LEAVE, AND TW0 G0 0N A M0NTH BREAK. AND THAT'LL HAPPEN EVERY 2 M0NTH5. PERHAP5 4. 5TIILL IIR0NIING 0UT THE DETAIIL5.
TA1: ... II FIIGURED Y0U NEEDED IIT M05T, C0N5IIDERIING Y0U'VE BEEN THE 0NE TAKIING THE BRUNT 0F MY 5HIIT.
TA1: <L0L M0DULE=ACTIIVE> L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L.
TA4: i think when y0ur therapist said take more breaks they meant m0re frequent breaks, not M0NTH LONG BREAK2.
TA3: 17 15. 81Z4RR3. 2 233 U U54 MY 7J1NG.
TA1: L0L0L0L. THAT II5N'T H0W II IINTERP
TA1: <L0L M0DULE=IINACTIIVE> ... Y0UR THIING.
TA1: <IIN5ERT QUERYN00DLE>
TA3: Y4H 7H475 MY 7B1NG. D0ING L0LL5. UJ3 L0L0L0L 15 MY 7J11NG. #L0L0L0L0L0LPLPL0LPL0L0L0L0LPL0LP #← L1K3 7J47. #175 W31RD.
TG2: well he is kinda u isnt he?
TA3: Y4H 8U7 174 571LL.W31RD.
TA1: YEAH, IIT II5 PRETTY WEIIRD.
TG2: yea i suppos so
TA2: well iif iive got 4 whole month off th4t me4n2 one thiing 4nd one thiing only
TA2: iim moviing iin wiith ff 4nd no one ii2 goiing two 2top me. 2ee y4ll iin 4 month.
-- twinnedArchitecture [TA2] is now OFFLINE! --
-- twinnedArchitecture [TA2] has left the server! --
TA1: AND HE'5 G0NE FR0M THE 5ERVER. REMIIND ME T0 IINVIITE HIIM BACK IIN A M0NTH.
TA1: ...AND THERE HE G0E5 FR0M THE BUIILDIING. H0NE5TLY, DIID HE PREPACK HII5 FUCKIING BAG 0R 50METHIING. WHAT THE FUCK. HE DIIDN'T EVEN LET ME TELL HIIM II'D B00KED A H0LIIDAY ABR0AD.
TA1: <5ARCA5M M0DULE=ACTIIVE> 0HH, WH0 WIILL II TAKE N0W. H0W C0ULD II HAVE KN0WN HE'D LEAVE A5 500N A5 II'D LET HIIM. II'M 50 UP5ET II C0ULD 50B. B00 H00, G00DBYE CRUEL W0RLD, ETC.
TA4: y0u only b0ught 1 ticket, didnt you?
TA1: <5ARCA5M M0DULE=IINACTIIVE> ... II W0ULDN'T 5AY II 0NLY B0UGHT 0NE. BECAU5E II B0UGHT 4.
TA4: ...
TG2: .. 4???
TA3: YH3N WH475 W 7J3 54RC45M??
TA1: II5N'T IIT 0BVII0U5.
TA1: <IIN5ERT QUERYN00DLE>
TA1: THE TIICKET5 ARE F0R ME, R05A, 5L, AND DC.
TA4: 0f fucking COUR2E.
TG2: oh dammit
TA3: U 800UGH7 4 61CIK375 8UY N0N3 0F 7H3M W3R3 44 U5????? #YUU J3RK.
TA1: HEY. GET T0GETHER5 ARE FUN. >>B)
TA3: Y4H WH3N UR N07 4 53LF115H 8117CH 480U7 17!!!
TG2: haha wherez u goin anyway??
TA1: WE G0T A M0NTH L0NG BREAK T0 THE ALP5, BAYBIIE. II CAN'T WAIIT T0 CLIIMB A FUCKIING CLIIFF.
TA1: THAT II5. IIF THEY LET ME CLIIMB THE FUCKIING CLIIFF. II WANT T0 CLIIMB THE FUCKIING CLIIFF.
TG2: oooo
TA4: w
TA4: why??
TA3: 0 G0D 1 74K3 17 84CK. N0 L0NG3T J34L0U5. 1 D0 N07 W4N7 2 833 U.
TA1: HAHAHA. BIITCH, N0 0NE WANT5 T0 BE ME.
-- )(er Imperious Codescension [)(IC] has started trolling the FUCK out of terrifyingClowns [TC1]! --
)(IC: whale dam, the buoy acshoally did it
TC1: its too damned early on this shit motherfucker the god damn moon aint even RISEN yet
TC1: A COURSE HE DID IT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL ON A MESSAGE AT ME ABOUT IT?
TC1: hes been all bustin his boney ass for the better halfa the year on doing this motherfuckin' shiz
TC1: DYA MIND NOT CAUZIN MY GOLD PALEBRO'S MENTAL BREAKDOWNS, BY THE BY? WOULD DEEPLY APPRECIATE IT, GILL.
)(IC: 38/
)(IC: dat las one werent efin on me beach
TC1: mosta em are on you tho so scuze the fuck outta me for assumin
TC1: >:oV
TC1: but anyways
TC1: WHATS GOT YA GETTING A MESSAGE ON AT ME.
)(IC: meh. figured u were bored
TC1: i was sleeping. >:o(
)(IC: exacly. u sleep wen u is bored
TC1: 🙄
TC1: HUH.
TC1: did ona the little fuckers add more of the uh. whaddayamacallits.
TC1: MESSIAHS, WHAT IN THE FUCK DID LIL ME CALL IT. EMOWA-SOMETHING?
TC1: its too damn early.
TC1: THE LITTLE FACE THINGS.
)(IC: emojis? u mean emojis rite? ya, dey updated em ages ago. did ya only JUST notice??? u use that ship all the forkin time clownfish
TC1: ... i dont use the keyboard THAT often
)(IC: Moar ofen than me
TC1: 💢
TC1: 💬
TC1: 🧍♂️💧
)(IC: press tha lil keyboard lookin button clownfish
)(IC: makora?
-- terrifyingClowns [TC1] is OFFLINE! --
-- terrifyingClowns [TC1] is ONLINE! --
)(IC: oh my cod
TC1: if
TC1: IF I SAY IT GLITCHED, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?
)(IC: honestly? not reely. ur famously terribubble wiv this ship
TC1: ... an if i say im half asleep will you just laugh and call me a clown and not joke about me being old... again.
)(IC: )(A, NOP---E! u an old man now buoy, u gotta suffer
TC1: ...AND WHY IS IT THAT I TOLERATE YOU?
TC1: you KNOW i need at LEAST an hour before i fully wake leave a brother BE
)(IC: haha u need me waaay more than i need u clownfish thas why
TC1: fishtits you are WAY overcompensatin your swag
TC1: BUT NOW IM THINKIN ON IT, HOWS DARKLEER'S UH
TC1: uh..
TC1: MOIRAIL, I GUESS? HOWS SHE HANDLIN' YA, BY THE BY? AIN'T REALLY SPOKE AT YA SINCE IT HAPPENED, AND I'M CURIOUS. ONLY FOR MY PALEBROS SAKE. THAT AND SHE'S ALSO DARKLEER'S... PROBABLY-MOIRIAIL?
TC1: i dont fuckin know man
TC1: ...
TC1: *moirail, fuck
TC1: EITHER FUCKIN WAY. THOSE TWO ARE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN' WEIRD.
)(IC: y u wanna kno it from me tho? u aint my morayeel too eelmao. ik u pike ta stack em up all muthafuckin jenga style, gettin a whole school a the things, but i sink juggling efin moray em wud be waay 2 much for u.
TC1: look bitch.
TC1: YOURE RIGHT IN THAT I GOTS MY GRASPERS FULL ON THE READY.
TC1: but even if my diamond quadrant was a barren gods be damned wasteland, youd still be way too much for me to handle.
TC1: WAY TOO MUCH.
TC1: lemme tell it at ya straight bitch, whoebbers got tha job to be YOUR morayeel has a LOTTA shit to unpack.
TC1: A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT. TALKIN THE WHOLE MARINA AND THE PRECIOUS STONES' TRENCH WORTH A SHIT.
)(IC: do u mean the muthaglubbin mariana trench?
TC1: do i motherfucking LOOK like i know about GOD DAMN OCEAN TRENCHES???
TC1: BE HAPPY I WAS CLOSE, BITCH!
TC1: i dont even know if i got the damned band name right for the fuckin joke to even make sense
TC1: UNFORTUNATELY, SOME BITCH DECIDED TO TALK TO ME BEFORE I WAS FULLY AWOKEN.
TC1: you know how it is
)(IC: 38/
)(IC: surprisingly tho u did get the band right
TC1: OH. HONK HONK HOOONK! :o)
)(IC: ocray ocray FIN, ill tell ya, but only cauz u is been a frond 2 me for sweeps.
)(IC: shes betta a kismesis than a auspice. dont sink she knows what an auspice efin is
TC1: i think that was the idea fishsis
)(IC: i aint mad!! jus straytin facts
)(IC: she a mighty fine kismesis.
)(IC: speakin of. yoar good with h8d8s right?
TC1: I'M GOOD WITH HOODOOS? YEAH, I SHORE FUCKIN HOPE SO. WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
)(IC: why do i efin bother
)(IC: hate-dates, dum-bass
TC1: oh.
TC1: I GUESS IM GOOD AT EM? I MEAN, GOOD ENOUGH THAT I CAN GET MY INSURANCE ON THAT ZAHHAK AIN'T LIKELY TO SWING ANOTHER QUAD AGAIN FOR AT LEAST TWO WHOLE EVES. SHOCKINGLY, THAT'S LONG FOR HIM.
)(IC: oar u shore it aint u whos doin the swingin? cauz i wuldnt be surprised if it was
TC1: look, that man is notoriously hard to pin down.
)(IC: )(MM? 🤨
TC1: ...
TC1: dont. read too much into that.
)(IC: ill reef into it howebba much i wanna.
TC1: IT WAS BAD PHRASING.
TC1: messiahs save me.
TC1: I CAN TELL YOU WANT SOMETHING SO CUT THE FUCKIN' CRAP, MEENAH. WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO?
)(IC: ocray, cod.
)(IC: can u kelp me give her a good hate date?
TC1: oh.
TC1: OH, FISHTITS, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER MOTHERFUCKIN' ASK! ;oD
TC1: but can give me like. another hour?
TC1: NO WAIT. TWO.
TC1: fuck it ill see ya in 3
)(IC: three wat, hours? no, beach
)(IC: ...
)(IC: yoar ass B---ETTA NAUT B---E SL---E---EPIN, CLOWNFISH
)(IC: ...makora?
-- terrifyingClowns [TC1] has thrown their mobile device into the load gaper! --
)(IC: oh for CODS SAK----E!
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG2] POSTED IN "SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENTS." --
TG2: hiii heres a quick patch upd8!!
TG2: general:
TG2: added smoother uplaods and downlads
TG2: admins of servers can noe change the system status msgs speficiic 2 their server! Go nuts yall (but not TOO nuts!!!)
TG2: bug fix:
TG2: fixed an issue on trollian for fOS where using certain emojis would make the entirr emoji keyboard take over the screen, only allowing you 2 type and send emojis and emojsi only. now the emoji keyoard will no logner demand your entire svreens attention, an act like the kwyboard it was always meant to be. feel free 2 emotte at your leisure without th fear of beinf stuck only communicatin in emojis
CG3: And that's why y9u sh9uldn't 6ring pe9ples lusii int9 arguments, even as a j9ke.
AA3: WAUW. MUCH STORY. VERY DETAIL. SUCH INFORMATIVE. WOW.
AA3: ANYWAY.
-- abrasiveAntisocialist [AA3] is now OFFLINE! --
CG3: DAMARA?!
CG3: I... wasn't even talking t9 her.
CC3: note to self: tell captor to add a character limit to trollian
AG3: Meenah, no! I know Kankri a8uses the No-Character-Limit 8oundaries on a near-nightly 8asis, 8ut think carefully a8out this!
AG3: The character limit will affect all of us! No one will 8e safe from it! And that one wasn't even that 8ad a wall of text! For Kankri, that was like, the cliffnotes version of one of his usual lectures!
CG3: I have n9 idea whether t9 take that as an insult 9r a c9mpliment! #TW; Mixed messages.
AG3: KANKRI. #NOT HELPING.
CC3: ...
CC3: note 2 self: demand captor to add a character limit.
CC3: for my own smanitee.
AG3: MEENAH!!!!!!!!
CG3: Well, y9u can ask, 6ut he w9uldn't d9 it anyway. He's t99 lazy t9 implement it.
TC3: ... SMANITEE??
CC3: dey cant all be winners, clownfish.
TC3: NO, NO, THAT ONE WAS KIND OF FUNNY. #KIND OF. #THERE WAS A HUFF. #ITS FUNNY IN THE STUPID WAY. #BIT OF A STRETCH THOUGH.
CC3: wait, u is using hashtags?
CC3: i thought the lil captor banned em
CC3: an only let borin mcnubs use em cauz no one listens 2 him enuff 2 care aboat it
TC3: ... 🤷 #HE NEVER STOPPED ME?
TC3: THANK THE MESSIAHS FOR EMOJIS.
TC3: I MEAN. WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY SHRUGGING GIFS, AND WHY ARE NONE OF THEM THE ONE I WANT TO USE? #SPOILT FOR CHOICE BUT NOTHING IS VIBING! #NOT EVEN THE EMOJI ONE IS! #:"o(
AC3: ( ≧∀≦)ノ < THAT'S ONLY CLAWS MEWRE NOT SEARCHING MEWR HEART FUR THE BEST ONE!!! BUT WHEN IN DOUBT...
AC3: ( ・ω・) < ...
AC3: ( ・ω・) < ...
AC3: ( ・ω・) < ...
TC3: ...
TC3: ...??
TC3: MEU, YOU CANT JUST END A SENTENCE LIKE THAT.
TC3: MEULIN.
TC3: YOU CANT JUST DO THAT.
AC3: ( =＾ω＾) < IT RHYMES, SILLY!!! LISTEN!!! WHEN IN DOUBT.........
TC3: ...YOUVE OFFICIALLY LOST ME. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO USE MYSELF? #THAT. THAT DOESNT RHYME. #ARE YOU ON THE NIP AGAIN? #...CAN I HAVE SOME?
AC3: ~( ≧∀≦)ノ < TADA! 🎉🎉🎉 MEW GOT IT!!! #WHEN IT DOUBT DO IT MEWRSELF!!!
AC3: ( =＾ω＾) < MEW GOTTA USE MEWRSELF AS A GIF!!!
TC3: I DONT THINK IM ABLE TO CONVERT MY ENTIRE BEING INTO A SINGLE DOT GIF FILE. #MAYHAPS A UH. DOT PNG? DOT JPEG? DOT WAV? DOT TIFF? DOT MPEG? DOT WEBP? #WHICH ONE IS THE LOSSLESS ONE? #ARE THEY EVEN IMAGE FILE NAMES? #...WHAT WOULD LIFE BE LIKE FOR A DOT GIF FILE? #HOW DOTH ONE LIVE WHEN STUCK IN A PERPETUAL LOOP? #HOW DOTH ONE LIVE IN A NON-LOOPING GIF? #HM. #QUESTIONS TO PONDER.
AC3: ( ・ω・) < OH! MEW COULD ALWAYS ASK YOUR MEOWRAIL!!! #MEW COULD ASK HIM ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS!!! #SINCE MEWR NOT GETTING STOPPED FUR USING HASHTAGS I'M SURE I WON'T!!! #:33
CC3: nuh huh leijon im stealin captor first
CC3: i need a character limit on these suckafishes wave moar than clownfish needs gifs #plus hes one a the peeps that need a character limit once ya get him goin
TC3: :o/ #I DONT WORDVOMIT.
CC3: yes u do shut up #lirally jus wordvommed in hashtags rn but says he aint ever word vommed? #typical a clownfish #glubbin moron
TC1: I HAVE NEVER ONCE SPEWED WORD VOMIT. FUCKIN SLANDEROUS BEHAVIOR. #IT ISNT BLASPHEMEMY BUT I CAN PRETEND IT IS. #WAIT IS IT SLANDER OR LIBEL WHEN ITS WRITTEN. #WHERES PYROPE WHEN YOU NEED HER. #INFODUMP COURT LAW AT ME DRAGONBITCH ILL ABSORB IT. #EVEN IF ITS JUST STUFF YOUVE LEARNT IN TROLL PWAA.
CC3: ...oh rly? so youve N---EVA word dumped??
TC3: ... IF IM ASKED FOR INFORMATION, ILL GIVE INFORMATION WITHIN REASON. #YKNOW. LIKE REASONABLE SIZED WORD BITES. #UNLIKE YOUR BESTIE WHO CLEARLY VOMITS BOOKS.
CC3: w
CC3: within reason? WIT)(IN R---E---EFSON????
TC3: WHAT ARE YOU TAL
TC3: WAIT
CC3: whale what the glub is this ship then??
TC3: NO WAIT
CC3: CAUZ IT S)(OR---E AS S)(---ELL AINT WIT)(IN R----E-EFSON!!!
-- cutthroatConquerer [CC3] has uploaded file: for_the_love_of_g'lybglob_shut_the_fuck_up.txt! --
TC3: WHAT THE FUCK MEENAH
CG3: 9h, damn.
AG3: Oh, wow. #And you say I vomit 8ooks huh?
TC3: YOURE GONNA PUT ME ON BLAST FOR ONE GODS DAMNED TIME
TC3: SERIOUSLY
TC3: THERES PLENTY OF WORSER OFFENDERS HERE IN THIS FUCKIN CHAT ALONE FUCKDAMNIT
CC3: IT WAS WAV----E MOAR T)(AN ON---E TIM----E B----EAC)(
CC3: i was jus forward sinkin enough ta save this one
-- archivalGraphomania [AG3] has downloaded file: for_the_love_of_g'lybglob_shut_the_fuck_up.txt! --
-- carcinoGarrulity [CG3] has downloaded file: for_the_love_of_g'lybglob_shut_the_fuck_up.txt! --
-- absolutelyCatcrazy [AC3] has downloaded file: for_the_love_of_g'lybglob_shut_the_fuck_up.txt! --
TC3: WHADDAYA MEAN FORWARD THINKIN, YOUVE NEVEWHY ARE YALL DOWNLOADING IT
AC3: (・・;)~ < OH!!! IT'S SNACK TIME! BRB EFURRYONE!!!
CC3: minnow, for proof n all #in regard 2 the forward sinkin fin
-- absolutelyCatcrazy [AC3] is idle! --
TC3: FISH BITCH I WILL SHOVE SUCH "PRO
TC3: SNACK TIME?
TC3: ...
TC3: ......💧 #KITTYBITCH IF YOURE TAKING A HIT AND GOT THE MUNCHIES JUST FUCKING ADMIT TO IT. #ITS FINE. #NO ONE CARES.
TC3: FUCKING
TC3: WHATEVER.
TC3: WELL, YOU TWO? WHY??
AG3: ... I do not need to explain myself to you. #Isn't it o8vious? #It's information I didn't have 8efore. #I'm sure you understand.
TC3: ...... AND YOU, VANTAS?
CG3: 6lackmail, clearly. #That's a j9ke. #Y9u say I'M l9quaci9us? #If y9u want the real answer... #It's f9r library science reas9ns.
TC3: .............. #URGE TO KILL... #RISING...
TC3: OKAY! 👏 IGNORING THAT! 👏
TC3: FISH BITCH. YOU KNOW MY FEELINGS REGARDING THE MOTHERFUCKIN INTRACACIES OF THE GOD DAMN RELIGIOUS TEXTS. IF YOU ONLY WANTED SOMETHIN BRIEF, YALL SHOULDVE ASKED SERKET FOR THE 'MEENAH EDITION' LECTURE. #BUT YOU ASKED FOR *MORE* INFOMATION. #MORE INFORMATION ON A SPECIFIC PART OF 'clownfish lore' THAT I KNEW A LOT ABOUT. #A PART THAT FRANKLY I PROBABLY KNOW *TOO* MUCH ABOUT. #SO THAT ONES ON YOU.
CC3: I ONLY ASK---ED YOU B-ECAUZ S--ERKS SAID YOU KN----EW MOAR ABOAT T)(-E S)(IP. I DIDN'T WANNA MINNOW T)(---E W)(OL---E COD CLAM )(ISTORY!!!! #all i wanted to minnow was if the dam recipe cod be replicated oar naut. #but you made me sit thru 3 )(OURS of clownfish religion infodump #3 dam hours of clownfish lore #u made me wait *3 hours* jus foar u 2 to tell me it *cod* be done. #T)(R-E-------E. FORKING. )(OURS. OF MY LIF-------E. MAKORA!!!! #fork you clammit
TC3: ...💧 #WELL I DID ALSO SAY YOUD PROBABLY BE FLOGGED IF IT WASNT GOOD OR LORE ACCURATE. #YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT. #IM SAVING YOUR ASS FROM A FLOGGING! #AND I WASNT YAPPIN AT YA FOR THREE HOURS.
AG3: Oh, so that's what 8rought that on. Your weird self-imposed 8aking side-quest.
CC3: IT WAS TIDALLY T)(R-----E-------E )(OURS, B----EAC)(!!!! LOOK AT T)(----E GLUBBIN TIM---ESTAMPS!! #why did you efin send me three hours worth a ship when you *knew* id naut efin bother to read it?? #an yes it was so fork you 2 serks foar makoing me suffer thru it
TC3: ...💧💧💧 #I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY?
CC3: ... #liar. yoar pan CL--EARLY rerouted itself into borin mode
TC3: >:o[
AG3: Please don't 8e too harsh, Meenah. He goes into so much depth a8oat this!!!!!!!! Why did you never send this to me???????? #You KNOW I would have loved to archive this! #It's *crossreferenced*!!!!!!!! #I feel like I've hit the motherlode for very specific infomation on the Church that most clowns would never properly record. #Do you KN8W how hard it is to get such information? #Answer: Very Fucking Hard!!!!!!!!
CC3: serks do you reely sink i read it #i only sent it here to mako a point #dont sink i didn notice the pun tho. #i did. #an i appreciated it.
AG3: ........ #Ah. Of course you didn't. #You ignored everything... except perhaps the part that was sufficient enough for you to continue. #Glad you appre-sea-ated it ::::)
CC3: got it in one serks #an i sink i got the pie spot the fuck on if i say so myshellf 38;) #APPRESEATE!!!!
TC3: 🤨 #OH! #SO YOU DID READ IT ALL! #OTHERWISE YOU'D HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE IT AUTHENTICALLY! #>:o)
CC3: no i didnt shut up. #y dont u talk in a wave that isnt cod clam forking AWFUL for once
CC3: anywave back 2 my point
CC3: ...wait. leijons still idle rite?
AG3: She is, yes.
CC3: ugh
CC3: @absolutelyCatcrazy
-- absolutelyCatcrazy [AC3] is no longer idle! --
AC3: (・・;)~ < HUH?
AC3: (・・;)~ < I ZONED OUT, WHAT? DID I MISS ANYTHING? #MEW PINGED ME?
TC3: 💧 #HONESTLY MEU NO ONES GOING TO JUDGE YOU FOR SAYING YOU TOOK A HIT.
CG3: St9p enc9uraging drug usage.
TC3: STOP BEING A PRISSY BITCH.
CG3: :\
CC3: cod don efin worry aboat earlier an dont worry aboat those 2 idiots either jus listen 2 me
AC3: ( ≧∀≦)ノ < OCRAY!!! #I DID A FISHPUN FUR YOU!!!
CC3: 38D
CC3: ocray so catfish, the clownfish already said he got too many gifs. he aint need moray em. an the resta those q's suckafish
TC3: >:o/
AC3: (＃￣З￣) < AH, PHOOEY.
TC3: OH, YAH? WELL IM CALLIN DIBS ON CAPTOR. HOW DYA LIKE THAT GRUBLOAF, BITCH? #YALL CANT BEAT THE SACRED MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT OF DIBS.
CC3: whale i mentioned him first so i undibs ur dibs
TC3: YOU CANT UNDIB DIBS. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF DIBS.
CC3: i undersand the conchept of me beatin yoar ass
TC3: TRY IT SEAHAG. SEE WHERE IT GETS YA.
CC3: ...
TC3: ...
-- cutthroatConquerer [CC3] is idle! --
-- terrorCarnival [TC3] is idle! --
CG3: Great. G99d j96, Meulin. They're fighting.
AG3: Kankri, they've 8een practically slap fighting for the last 18 minutes, I think 8laming this on Meulin is a little out there.
CG3: She is the catalyst 9f the ver6al slapfighting, h9wever. #6ut they're pr96a6ly fist-fighting n9w. #Which is m9re 9f a w9rry. #69TH 9f them are very likely t9 take things t99 far.
AC3: ( ・ω・) < EYE EM OH, I THINK THEY'D BE CUTE PITCH!!!
CG3: Please st9p shipping 9ur friends t9gether. D9 I need t9 refresh y9ur thinkpan 9n the lecture I had previ9usly given y9u a69ut it?
AC3: (💧￣З￣) < ...I DON'T THINK I'M HIGH ENOUGH FUR THAT.
CG3: 9h, g99dness graci9us.
AG3: She might have a point, though........
AC3: ( ・ω・) < OH???
CG3: She a6s9lutely d9es N9T have a p9int!!!
-- torturedAftershock [TA3] is no longer idle! --
TA3: 0K4Y, WH1CH 0N3 0F U 7H08GH7 17 4 GR4ND 1D34 70 L37 M33N4 & CURLUWURLY F1GH7 4 MY 477N 47 W0RK. 1 C4N6 3V3M W0RK 7J4 C0UN734 RN! 1M R3L3G873D 2 M4CH4N1C4L F1X35. PR377YV5U43 CURLY WURLLY KN0W4 7H15 78H.
CG3: ...
CG3: Huh. I really th9ught they had started thr9wing hands. I'm impressed that they decided t9 d9 that instead. Pr9gress. #Meulin I ap9l9gise. #F9r y9u may actually 6e 9nt9 s9mething f9r 9nce.
AC3: ( ≧∀≦)ノ < S33??? POTENIAL!!!!!!!!!
TA3: DUD3 D0N6 54Y 7J47. 7N3YV3 807H PR0848LY G07 4 5745H 00F H4BD5 22 7HR02 60M3WH4R3 1N 7H31R H1V345 . #W3LL 7H3V3 G077 4 5745H 0F 50M3YH1NG 4LR1GH7. #L0L0L0L #7H475 4 J0K3 FY1.
TA3: W417. WH47 FUCK1N1NG P073N714LL? 7F U 74LJ1N 487??
AG3: Never mind that!!!!!!!!
AG3: Meenah does not have a... 'stash of hands' to throw, Mituna!
TA3: 0K 8U7 D035 5H3 H3V3 4 5745H 4 C45H??? 4 5745H 0F F0RK5? 800M. G077Y4.
AG3: Her 8oondollar stash, nor any other stash she has, has no relation to a stash of actual, physical hands.
AG3: The same cannot be said for Kurloz, however. Honestly, he seems like the type!
CG3: Aranea, we really sh9uldn't stere9type! #Even if it's true.
TA3: 57FU K1NKR4R00 MC P1553DP4N7. W3V3 833N *0B3R* UH15.
CG3: That. Is a terri6le nickname. G9d awful, even. W9rst 9ne yet.
CG3: Fine, I'll dr9p it.
TA3: H3H4H4
TA3: <3>
TA3: <3_
TA3: 0H G0D DAMN 17. UBKN0 WH471 M34N. ♠️
AG3: !
AG3: Oh!!!!!!!!
AC3: ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ < OH!!!!!!!!! #SQU333333333!!!!!!!!! #MOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOG!!!!!!!!! #333333333
CG3: Ugh. Did y9u have t9 tell EVERY9NE?
TA3: 1 D1DNU!!~!
TA3: @everyone 1M P17CGFUCK11NG K4N4KR11 N00W L0L0L0LL0L0L0L
TA3: N40W 11 70LD 3V3RY1.
CG3: ... #<3<
CG3: Where is my fucking gl9ck.
AG3: Y8UR WH8T?!
TA3: H4HH4H4H4H4H4G4G4G4G4H4
-- cronusAmpora [CA3] is now ONLINE! --
CA3: im sorry WVHAT? #kanny wvhy didnt you tell me??
CG3: I. We'll talk later, Cr9nus.
CA3: youre just sayin that
CG3: Pr9mise. I pr9mise I'll talk t9 y9u a69ut it later.
CA3: ... #that 'it' betta mean your thing wvith him and *not* your gun collection #cauz ivwe already SEEN that
CG3: Yes, I mean Mituna. I'm n9t j9king ar9und.
CA3: u searious?
CG3: Dead seri9us.
CA3: wvhale alrighty ill keep you at your wvord #your normally good wvith that so
AG3: Why do you have a gun collection????????
CG3: They're vintage!!! #6ecause I LIKE them.
TA3: 0H R1G7 4MP04RN4 1 7H1NK 1 F11C3D UR PH0N3
CA3: really?
TA3: Y444HP. #4L50 HPW 7H3 FUCK D1D UR FONE 5PL17 1N 2?
CA3: a long story i dont wvanna get into invwolvwing my older clone and a wvhale
TA3: .. .. 00F. #7H4784D??
CA3: that bad
CA3: u 8ETTA not havwe put some wveird shit on it #again
TA3: P11 W0ULFN7 L37 M3. >>B:((( #8U7 7H3N H3 W3NU 0N V4C47110N 2D4Y #500000
TA3: H3H3H3H3H4H4 >>Bp
CG3: Mituna.
TA3: 1M K1111DD11NGGGGGG G0000DDDDDFFFFDNFNGNG
CG3: :/
TA3: 175 84CK 2 N04M4L. P0M15.
CG3: That's a69ut as g99d as I'm getting. Cr9nus?
CA3: ...fine ill pick it up
TA3: GR88. N0W 807H 0FNU G0 833 51CK3N1NGLY P4LE 50M21H23RE 3L53 1V3 G07 0L4V35 2 833.
CG3: MITUNA. #Y9U ARE ACTING W9RSE THAN MEULIN RIGHT N9W!
CA3: hahaha sea you later kanny
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TA3: 4NYW41! 1D KN0 1FCURLYWURLY H4F 4 5745H 0F J4ND5 N34
TA3: N 7RU555M3
TA3: H3 D0345N7.
TA3: J3 15 5URPR151NGLY 5QU33M15H W17H 7B3 5M3LL 0F D347H #PR0848LY C4U54 M3 78H
AG3: ... Really?
TA3: MJM. Y0U'D N3V3R N071V3 17 1F U D0N7 H4NG W H1M 4 L07 8U7 175 4C7U4LLY R33LY FUNNY WH3N 17 C0M35 UP. #7H3 5M3LL R34LLY G375 2 H1M. #175 4D0R48L3. 4ND H1L4R1OU5
AC3: ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ < IT'S TRUE! IT'S WHY HE'S SO AGGRESSIFURRLY CL33N!!! #ALSO WHY HE REFURSES TO COME OFUR TO MY HIVE. #SAYS IT SMELLS LIKE A CORPSEPIT...OR WAS IT A BUTCHER? #← THAT TIME HE TRIED TO COME OFUR BUT COULDN'T GET PAST THE DOOR. #HE ALMOST THREW UP!!! #ACTUALLY. HE MIGHT'VE THROWN UP. I CAN'T REMEMPURR.
AC3: ( ・ε・) < MY HIVE ON BEFURUS NEVER SMELT THIS BAD, BUT I GUESS THE SMELL OF ANIMAL CARCASS JUST KINDA GOES AWAY AFUR A LITTLE WHILE. MEW JUST DONT NOTICE IT! #THEN AGAIN. #MY HIVE ALSO USED TO SMELL LIKE CATNIP. #MAYBE THAT WAS WHY HE DIDN'T MIND LAST TIME.
AG3: Then... how is he tolerating... everything about his own hive???????? #I know his older clone's history enough to know that he is PRO8A8LY storing dead 8odies SOMEWHERE. #I kind of assumed Kurloz would have the same tendency.
TA3: LM40, 90% 0F 7H3 71M3 H35 1N H15 0WN R00M. 7J3 07J33R 10% 15 D3D1C473D 70 M4K1BN H15 H1V3 *N07* 5M3LL L1K3 4 FUN345L PYR3. 1 0NC3 1 54E H1M RUNN1NGN4R0UND H15 H1V3 W17H 807J H15 G0D D4MN H4ND5 FULL 0F L17 1NC3N53 571CJ5. H35 4 D4MN F1R3 H4X4RD. #H15 H1V3 R34LLY D045 5M3LL L1K3 8URN7 C0RP535 7H0 7H3R35 N0 35C4P1NG 7H47 #1 H4V3 N0 1D34 WHY 8U7 1M K1ND0F 0K W17H 17. 50R74 U53F 2 17. #H3 FUCK1NG H4Y35 17 7H0 #G0D H3 7R135 50 H4RD 70 PR3V3N6 7J3 5M3LL 8U7 175 P01N7L3555.
TA3: H0N57LY 1 JU57 455UM3D 77H3 5M3LL W45 P4R7 0F 7J3 M4K4R4-8453D LAW5 0F PHY51C5, 810L0GY, 4ND 7H3RM0DYN4M1C5. L1K3. 7H3R35 7H3 L4W5 0F N47UR3. 7H3N 7H3R35 CL02N L4W5 0F N47UR3. #PHY5IC5 D0 N07 4PPLY 2 CL0WN L5W5. #CL0UN5 H4V3 7H31R 00WN L4W5.
TA3: ...MY P01N7 15 H3D PR0848LY 833 1JN700 C0LL3C71N D34D 5H17 L1K3 H15 CL0N3 1F 17 D1DN7 5M3LL 50 84D. L1K3, H3 D035 H3V4 4 G3NU1NE 80N3 C0LL3C710N.
CG3: ...9kay, 1. Kurl9z d9es N9T have his 9wn laws 9f physics, 6ecause that w9uld 6e A6SURD. And 2. S9, what y9u're saying is, he D9ES have a stash 9f hands he c9uld thr9w. Why say that he didn't?
TA3: 7
TA3: UJ3Y D0N7 C0UN7 45 H4ND5 4NYM0RR U FUCKR, 7H3Y43 JU57 80N34!!!
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TA1: WELC0ME T0 CAPT0R TECH 5UPP0RT, MAKE IIT QUIICK.
CC3: ... why
CC3: u goin somewave?
TA1: T0 THE ALP5 BAYBIIE.
CC3: oh cool
CC3: cod u tell smaller u to fix up a character limit
TA1: HE'5 RELEGATED T0 MECHANIICAL FIIXE5 RN. II BANNED HIIM FR0M 50FTWARE FIIXE5.
CC3: GLUB! an i guess u cant do it either then huh
TA1: II MEAN. II C0ULD.
CC3: reely??
TA1: YE5, BUT Y0U 533.
TA1: 0H, N0. W0ULD Y0U L00K AT THE TIIME. MY GATE'5 0PEN.
TA1: T00 BAD.
TA1: II'LL 5EE Y0U IIN A M0NTH.
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CC3: wh
CC3: )(U)(?!
TA4: welcome t0 captor tech 2upp0rt h
TA4: before y0u ask, mituna cannot take y0ur request
TC3: I ALREADY KNOW THAT. TUNA ALREADY TOLD ME THAT HES STUCK ON PHYSICAL FIXES. I HONESTLY PRESSED THIS BUTTON FOR THE BIT.
TA4: ...
TA4: what
TC3: I WANTED TO BEAT MEENAH AT HER OWN GAME. DID I WIN?
TA4: ...
TA4: you l0st by 0.002 seconds
TC3: OH FUCK MY ASS.
TC3: TELL TUNA TO TEXT ME. #🫡
terrorCarnival [TC3] closed the line!
TA4: they have GOT t0 stop using this as a way t0 get in contact with their m0irails
cutthroatConquerer [CC3] has been forwarded to you!
TA4: wai
CC3: seari
CC3: oh
TA4: ... uh.
CC3: huh
TA4: ...welc0me to capt0r tech support h0w can i help
CC3: did he seariously throw a beach to you as schoon as he cod?
TA4: w. who picked up y0ur call??
CC3: big tuna
TA4: ffs hes supposed t0 be on VACATII0N
CC3: i sink he was aboat to get on a plane to sum plaice
CC3: the alps or waterva
TA4: hes doing this 0n purpose tw0 fuck with me i swear
CC3: can YOU mako a character limit on trollian?
TA4: ... hypothetically there already II2 0ne
CC3: ...
CC3: wat
TA4: yeahhhh, no 0ne has hit it yet.
CC3: not efin kankri? glubbin jabberjaw shimpself? #shell #halfa ma team probubbly cod hit it with how wordy they are #u shore they aint tho? #not efin clownfish for the halibut? #not efin SERKS??
TA4: kankri came REALLY close during 0ne of the tech supp0rt messages. A few more characters and he would have l0st his whole message. sigh. truly a shame.
TA4: ...y0uve been waiting a long time t0 use that one havent y0u?
CC3: its a good pun ocray? #it jus has limited uses
TA4: yeah yeah whatever you say
TA4: anyway this fucking chat client is hanging by a g0d damn thread.
CC3: hmm. sands like it needs to be retired tee bee aiche.
TA4: oh yeah? and what, start Tr0llian_3.0.exe?
CC3: moar pike you shoald jus shove a 2×3dent inta the thing an let it bleed out inta oblivion
TA4: hows that g0iing to w0rk? we kind of need tech2upp0rt to RUN 0n trollian. plus, pesterchum and whatever the fuck jane uses relies 0n trollian t0 run in general. im not g0nna explain it since youd never fuckin get it, but i cant just KIILL it. it break EVERYTHIING, and i d0nt want to clean THAT up
CC3: imo its betta to krill it dead than beat a dyin hoofbeast until it carps its last breath. #call it a mersea.
CC3: but water i minnow
TA4: ...i cant say i cant see your p0int
TA4: fine ill try t0 make the limit smaller but if fails im blaming you.
CC3: ocray shore whatebber
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG2] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA4]! --
TG2: herd from a fishy that u need som help
TG2: kelp? heheheh
TG2: ne way whazzup?
TA4: hey rox
TA4: where d0 you think i sh0uld i stop the character limit? standard is 2,000 i think but i kinda wanna make it 2,222
TG2: ... y r u adding onnathem for?
TA4: well i thought ab0ut just making the limit 22 characters as a joke
TA4: but with the way this wh0le entire fuckin program w0rks, it got me thinkin
TA4: its using far to0 much server power f0r what it actually needs to d0. it could use its res0urces far better than it currently is
TG2: sooooo it needs optimising
TA4: got it in 0ne
TG2: hellyeah 😎
TA4: but whats annoying is that i d0nt think i can trust mituna to d0 that kind of 0ptimisation, no matter H0W go0d he is with it
TG2: :\\\
TA4: dont l0ok at me like that r0xy, its not like i think hes BAD at it
TA4: hes fuckin amazin with the wetware. t0o g0od actually its kind 0f annoying
TA4: plus the bees fuckin l0ve him to0
TA4: but optimising a huge server like this, while its 2TIILL RUNNIING, is extremely DELIICATE shit that i d0nt think he could handle
TA4: like, 0ne wrong m0ve and the fucking apocalypse 0ccurs kinda shit
TA4: ~ATH is just like that
TG2: ohh so u meen u gotta do some operation kind of shit
TA4: ....do. d0 you mean the fuckin b0ard game???
TG2: uh yh??? u gotsa have a delicat hand 2 play operatuon yknow or the lil guys nose goes red
TG2: im the operation king fyi
TA4: oh.
TA4: 0h fuck actually
TA4: yeah, oh my g0d, thats IIT.
TA4: its exactly like that. fuck, thats EXACTLY what i need to d0 to it
TA4: mituna might be g0od with the bees and repairing shit but ive g0t steadier psiis
TG2: then wta do u need me 4?
TA4: as much as it pains me to say it y0u said it yourself mx 0peration king
TA4: y0u have steadier hands. steadier than mine, anyway
TA4: and im gonna need them f0r the damn wire connecti0ns across all the hives.
TG2: ...what
TG2: u kinda lost me buddy
TA4: ugh. put it this way: if im g0nna pull apart parts the hive and replace them with better equipped combs, while the server is still UP AND RUNNIING, r0lal, im gonna need a fuck t0n of y0ur help so i dont accidentally expl0de half of the server hives al0ngside my own actual fuckin hive.
TA4: s0o0, will you help me 0ptimise the server hull?
TA4: ...please?
TG2: it
TG2: would bee my heckin honor shoalux o7
-- twinArmageddons [TA4] POSTED IN "SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENTS." --
TA4: theres been a few requests referring t0 random b0uts of server d0wntime, and i feel the need to address it here:
TA4: s0, you may have, 0r you will in future, experience s0me minor d0wntime on the applicati0n. this downtime will be as scheduled as i can p0ssibly make it.
TA4: do n0t worry. its happening because we're in the middle of upgrading the server hull that the entire thing is running out 0f. its fine. dont w0rry.
TA3: Y04R3 WH47.?
TA4: youre still banned fr0m here, mituna.
TA3: ...
TA4: LATE2T UPDATE2: fixed the API latency and shoved s0me technical shit in it to make it run faster. d0nt worry ab0ut it.
TA4: added a 2,222 character limit, and YE2, KK, THAT IINCLUDE2 2PACE2. ho0ray, huzzah, 🎉 *party popper s0und*. you will n0 longer experience huge ass walls of text. y0u can thank me later, peixes, your friends can n0 longer ann0y you with their rambles, and if they figure 0ut that they can do the exact same thing but in 2,222 character segments, h0nestly, thats on y0u at that point. i can 0nly do s0 much, yknow.
TA4: adjusted the number 0f bees after a small hiccup where, while taking apart the server, we found 0ut that a new queen bee had emerged. thankfully we were able to find the old 0ne and safely removed her fr0m the premises. she was quickly rehomed, and due t0 her (very) old age, she passed 0n peacefully surrounded by l0ved ones. mituna is h0lding a memorial service in her h0nor in a few eves, feel free t0 attend. it is being live streamed; you can j0in it here: https://trbit.ly/R1P-833L1Z4837H.
TA4: CURRENTLY 2TIILL UNDER MAIINTENANCE: how the servers st0re data in general. im sorry if things are getting l0st. i dont kn0w where they are right now, and in all h0nestly, i think the bees probably ate them during the wh0le new queen thing. we moving a L0T of shit ar0und rn. PLEA2E let us know if y0u think something has been l0st and/or misplaced. we'll s0rt it A2AP.
TG2: WILL BE GFIXED IN FUTURE: how these annoucnements appear in general lol. we have GOT to work on that
TA4: will be REMOVED in future: the past/future 0ptions. please stop c0ntacting text support in the wr0ng timeframe. we cant help you if y0ure not in 0ur god damn timeframe. why is this even a feature 0n this stupid program?? all its g0od f0r is giving kk an excuse to argue with himself
TG2: haha lol
TA4: ...what
TG2: haha nothin
TG2: O YH. I HAVE PATCHNOTES!! ok so
TG2: PATCH NOTES:
TG2: readded share2 facebook option. sorry miss dolorosa, i didnt know poepl still used facebok
TG2: comic sans *still* is not an available font, however, the app will no longer crash when someone (*COUGH COUGH FAMOUS DIRECTOR DAVE GOD DAMN STRIDER COUGH*) tries to use it for a joke
TG2: speaking of dave, pesterchum and trollian are now COMPELTELY AND TOTALLY backwards-compatable with the Foam Ass Software: ALL VERSIONS!!!!! YOURE WELCOME, FOAM ASS USERS!!!!!
TG2: fixed a bug where trying to search for a nonexistent emoji and pressing 'done'/the enter key caused trollian 2go into an existentical crisis and explode. hopefully theyrll be less emoji-cauesed computer explosions!!!<3
MITUNA: 0L4Y, 1V3 FUCK1NG H4D17
MITUNA: 73H 8335 4R3 FRU57R473D 45 4LL FUCK1HN H3LL R1GH7 N0W. JU57 WH47 7H3 FUCK 4R3 U 2 D01
MITUNA: NGH?
ROXY: ...
SOLLUX: ...
MITUNA: UHH. 50LLU5H? R08L0X? WH47V3 U G07 7H4R?
ROXY: uh
SOLLUX: honey flav0red smo0thie
MITUNA: ...
ROXY: ...
SOLLUX: *2LURP*
MITUNA: ...
MITUNA: R U.
MITUNA: 7RY1N 2 74K3 4P4R7 7H3 3N71R3 4P14RY FR4M3???
ROXY: i still think you shouldn do that bro
ROXY: bit by bit is better imo
SOLLUX: ... oh fuck 0ff, im only taking the 0ne side of it 0ff and its not like im g0nna throw it away
SOLLUX: its g0nna be transferred 2 a new frame
SOLLUX: see, this one is better. n0t only is it bigger, but its way m0re optimised.
SOLLUX: the hexag0nal gro0ves are way more unif0rm in the new frame. the beesll like it a lot better
ROXY: still dont see why u cant just replace it in lil chunks
SOLLUX: things are getting l0st as it is, doing it chunk ways will 0nly end in disaster
MITUNA: 1.
MITUNA: 15 7H15 3V3N 4LL023D???
SOLLUX: whos g0nna stop me? my ancest0rs in the alps and my clones n0t responding t0 his messages
MITUNA: 1.
MITUNA: 4UGH.
MITUNA: JU57.
MITUNA: 833 C4R3FUL.
MITUNA: 1 C4N 74K3 C4R3 0F 7H3 8335 1FU W4N7.
SOLLUX: ok but can y0u leave some 0f them? the servers still running yknow
MITUNA: K.
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TG2: welcom 2 captor tech supports, whats the issu?
AC4: :33 < i think my surpurr died?
TG2: yoar shippun on?
AC4: :33 < mhm! but we use it fur WAY MORE than shipping stuff meow!
AC4: :(( < anyway fefurry noticed it was mewssing the ofur day and meow i cant find it eifur!!!
AC4: :// < ...oh my god, mewssing? that one is terrible actually, ignore that
TG2: it was PURRFECT, sweetprecious nepeta dont u WORRY !!!;]
AC4: :33 < dont flatter me roxy!!! it was BAAAD!!!
AC4: :(( < anyway, it cantve b33n deleted right???
AC4: :(( < ALL of our plans were on there!!! oh nooo
AC4: :?? < do mew know if it can be recofurred if it has???
TG2: don worry, we'll find it ok? ill try my best 4 u hon
TG2: btw can i get in2 ur system so i can try 2 find it?>? caus ive got 2 ideas where it might bee.
AC4: :?? < :?? where?
TG2: 1. it might be stuckj in the ethers of the hull since weve been messin around in there a LOT
TG2: or 2. youv found a bug
AC4: :33 < ohhh. then okie dokie!!
TG2: ok gib me a secooond
TG2: *hackervoice* im in
AC4: :33 < h33h33!!!
TG2: okok wheres the server normewly?
AC4: :33 < i had it pinned at the top!!!
TG2: ok okl imma seach around 4 it ok? the pim mightve fallen off
TG2: hm. dat might b what the bug is
TG2: oh darnit iwas SO happy when i built the pin feature too
TG2: oh well
AC4: :33 < oh??? so mew think its still around?
TG2: likw i said
TG2: its either lost in the server hull - in which case i will TRY MY BERY BESSY to find it
TG2: oor its the pin feature buggin out, and im thinkin its the latter
TG2: thisll take a lil bit okie?
AC4: :33 < take mewr time!!!
-- gynocentricAdjutor [GA3] is no longer idle! --
AG3: Hmm........ 2,222 character segments, huh? #Now that's *one* way to 8ypass it.
CC3: i swear 2 god captors LIV---E for forkin wiv me
GA3: 0+h, did they update the app again, 0+r so+mething? #Things have been mo+ving abo+ut a lo+t 0+n my applicatio+n. #So+ I just assumed that's what it was.
AG3: Oh! Hi, Porrim! When did you come back?
AG3: Hahahahahahahaha! Yes, they did run another update, right now actually!!!!!!!!
GA3: ...
GA3: Did yo+u miss the system message saying I was no+ lo+nger idle, 0+r are yo+u just fucking with me right no+w?
CC3: gl'ybglob just krill me now #this gills a mess
AG3: 8h.
AG3: I.
AG3: I d8dn't see when you came 8ack!!!!!!!! Perhaps I sh8uld mess around in the settings to make the system message 8older 8r s8mething hahahahahahahaha just g8ve me 8 sec8nds hahahahahahahaha!
GA3: ...💧
CC3: that was glubbin painful 2 watch
GA3: Indeed, po+o+r thing.
AC3: ( ・ε・) < *FURIOUSLY SCRIBBLES NOTES*
TA3: C4N7 83L1V3 7H3 817CH 4CT74LLY D1D 17. UGHBBH
TA3: F0R 7H3 L0V3 0F GR157 WHY D1D H3 4DD 7H47? 175 G0NN4 833 5000000 4NN0Y1111NGGGGGGGG
TA3: UGGGHHHHH
TA3: 1 H47555 17 4LR34DY
CC3: captor u don efin type that much #why r u so against it?
TA3: LM40 U H4V3N7 533M MY G4M3R R4B75 H4V3 U. 1 D0 N07 L37 UP. #MLG PR0
TA3: PLU5 H0W 7F 4M 1 M34N7 2 5END 7J3 833 M0V13 5CR1P7 2 H1M 45 4 J0K3 N0W?? #4CC0RD1NG 2 4LL KN0WN L4W5 0F 4V18710N 7H343 15 N0 W4Y 4 833 5H0ULD 833 48L3 2 FLY #175 WING5 R 22 5M4LL 2 G37 175 L1L F47 80DY 0FF 7J3 GR0ULD #7H3 833 0F C0UR53 FL135 4NYW4Y C4UZ 8335 D0M7 C4R3 487 WH47 TR0LL5 7H1NK 15 1MP05518L3.
CC3: ...rly #i dont bereef you
TA3: LM40 Y4H 1M K1D1N
TA3: 1M 0NLY 4NN0Y3D 4 2 R3350N5 N 1 0F 3M 15 7H37 K4NKR15 G0NN4 88 5UCH 4 5H17 4B7 7H15 4N 175 G0NN4 P155 M3 0FF. 174 4LR45DY P1551NG M3 0FF 7H1NK1NG 487 177. 4UGHHHGHHH
CG3: N9, actually I'm 9kay with this. #It is reas9na6le. #... #And I am als9 accepting it as a challenge.
TA3: N0 U R N07 0K4Y W 17 5HU7UH3 FUCK5 U0P!!! #D0RKD0RKD0RK D000RK #N3RDDDD
-- gnarlyCreator [GC3] is no longer idle! They are now an ACTIVE troll! --
AG3: Oh, it worked!
TC3: OH, PYROPE! I WAS THINKIN ON YOU THE OTHER WEEK.
GC3: rly? 1v3 b33n p busy l4t3ly so 1v3 not b33n ch3ck1n my msgs 4s oft3n.
GC3: w4t d1d u w4nt?
TC3: I.
TC3: ...
TC3: GIMME A MINUTE. #💧
GC3: 😅
AG3: Good of you to join us, too, Latula!
GC3: h3ll y4h 1t 1s!
TA3: 🥰
GC3: 4nyw4y, wh4ts b33n th3 h4pz?
CC3: new chara limit dropped
GC3: ..oh th4nk god
GC3: 1 th1nk w3 n33d3d on3 of th3m for 4 wh1l3. gg tun3z
TA3: 8U7 1
TA3: 04KY.
CC3: yah im startin 2 wonder how we ever survived without 1
CC3: cauz i shore havent drowned via word vomit yet #efin if i eel pike i have
GC3: 1 m34n 1d f33l l1k3 th4t too 1f 1 h4d to l1st3n to n34z t4lk 4bt l1br4ry sc13nc3 #t4lk 4bt BOR1NG 4m1r1t3?
AG3: Hey!!!!!!!! I'll have you know that li8rary science is an underappreciated science! #And more people should care a8out it. #........ #A8oat it.
CC3: sea tha, pyrope?
CC3: i can accept neas book vom cauz she usually sprinkles fish puns in ta keep things shrimptrestin
GC3: ...rly?
AG3: You have to entertain yoar audience if you're going to keep them captivated. #Especially for sominnow as easily distracted as Meenah.
CC3: water hell i am NAUT easily distracted
AG3: Yes, you are.
AG3: You wouldn't be reading this memo AS A DISTRACTION if you were not easily distracted.
CC3: ...shut up.
GC3: 4nyw4y m33nz, 1f u rly w4nn4 drown 1n 4 w4ll of t3xt, th3r3s 4lw4ys k4nkr1s l3ctur3 on soc14l just1c3!
CC3: ... ashoally nah im good thanks. #he cod make efin fish puns sound borin
CG3: Latula, I've never typed it int9 tr9llian. I g9t the weirdest feeling that my cra6t9p w9uld suffer fr9m sp9tane9us c9m6usti9n if I ever tried it. #S9 I wisely ch9se n9t t9.
CC3: oh wow.
CC3: thank cod this apps good for SOMEFIN.
GC3: w3ll, th4t do3s 3xpl41n som3th1ngs
TC3: WAIT, PYROPE, I REMEMBERED; IF ITS WRITTEN, DOES ONE CALL IT SLANDER OR LIBEL?
GC3: 1f w4ts w4t now
GC3: ... 1m 4ssum1ng u m34n som3 d3f4m4tory sh1z rn bc u d3c1d3d to g1v3 m3 NO CONT3XT #TH4NKS FOR TH4T #4PPREC14T3 1T #lov3 m3 som3 z3ro cont3xt bullsh1t
TC3: 💧
GC3: hrm... 1ts l1b3l.
GC3: sl4nd3r 1s r3l4t3d to th3 spok3n l4ngu4g3, 1tself b31ng d3f1n3d 4s 'th3 4ct1on of m4k1ng 4 f4ls3 SPOK3N st4t3m3nt/4ccus4t1on th4t c4n d4m4g3 4 p3rsons r3put4t1on'. m34nwh1l3 l1b3l, wh1l3 1ts d3f1n1t1on 1s s1m1l4r 1n th4t th3 3nd r3sult 1s 4 d4m4g3d r3p, 1ts p sp3c1f1c 1n st4t1ng th4t 1ts WR1TT3N. #tbh #1f u r34lly 4r3nt too sur3 just s4y youll su3 for d3f4m4t1on.
TC3: ...REALLY?
GC3: mhm! 1ts s1m1l4r 3nough to wh4t you 4ctu4lly m34n, 4nd 1t cov3rs both th3 sl4nd3r and l1b3l m34n1ngs. #d3f4m4t1on 1s qu1t3 l1t3r4lly th3 d3f4m1ng of 4 ch4r4ct3r bro.
TC3: OHH. COOL, THANKS. #🫡
CC3: ...
GC3: oh sh1111t!!
GC3: soz y4ll 1 got 4 l1l too n3rdy th3r3 4m1r173??? #lm4o #t4lk 4bt 4wwwkzzzz!!!
TA3: 1 L0V3MY N3RDY G4M3GRL
GC3: 1m not 4 n3rd bro!!
TA3: 1K1K 1M J57 M3551N.
CC3: whale i guess it codve been worse
CC3: wait ship
CC3: i 4got that the character limits dont affect reel life #FUCK. #jus forkin great
TC3: :o/
CC3: ... ocray you can just shut tf up right now i MINNOW wat yoar sinkin clownfish
TC3: 🤨
CC3: yah ur sinkin smth like 'CHARACTER LIMITS CAN BE IMPOSED IF SOMEONE MAKES THE CHARACTER IN QUESTION SILENT' or som ship
TC3: 😐 ...
TC3: PEIXES, I WAS THINKING ON HOW IN THE MESSIAHS FUCKIN' FILLED CHALICE OF FAYGO DID YOU FORGET THAT A MOTHERFUCKER TALKS AT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF TEXT. #SPIDERBITCH IS YOUR *BESTIE.* #*SPIDERBITCH.* #THAT LOQUACIOUS FUCK. #HOW DID YOU *FORGET*.
CC3: ... ocray fork you liar #you thought what i said too don efin TRY IT #you don did it 2 urshelf didn ya?
TC3: OH, A BITCH WANNA GO!?
CC3: ANEMON----E PLAIC----E ANEMON----E TIM-----E
-- terrorCarnival [TC3] is now multitasking! They are not currently in the server's General Chat! --
-- cutthroatConquerer [CC3] is now multitasking! They are not currently in the server's General Chat! --
AG3: ........ Perhaps, I made the server messages a 8it too clear.
GA3: ... 0+kay. Is anyo+ne go+ing to+ tell them? #Anyo+ne at all?
GA3: Dibs no+t it, by the way.
AG3: Di8s not it.
TA3: D185 N07 17.
AT3: d1bs not 1t...
TA3: HUJ. WH3N 7F D1D U G47 H3R3??
AT3: 1ve... uh... k1nda been here the whole t1me..?
AT3: 1 have my status always set to do not d1sturb so 1 dont always get p1nged, yknow.. haha...
TA3: 0HHH. F41R.
AT3: but yeah... d1bs def1n1tely not 1t...!
GC3: d1bs not 1t
CG3: Di6s n9t it.
CG3: And I'm speaking f9r Cr9nus when I say "dibs not it".
TA3: D185 D0357N W0KR L1K3 7H47 H35 G0774 54Y17 H1M5H3LF
CG3: Ugh, fine.
-- cronusAmpora [CA3] is ONLINE! They are now an ACTIVE troll! --
CA3: dibs not it
CA3: nowv wvhat the fuck am i dibs-not-it-ing on kanny
CG3: D9es it matter?
CA3: uh yeah?
GA3: 0+h, so+ he can call yo+u Kanny, but as so+o+n as I do+ yo+u call it patro+nising? #Do+uble standards much?
CG3: We are N9T getting int9 this, P9rrim. This is N9T the time.
GA3: 0+h? When will be, then?
CG3: G9d FUCKING
-- carcinoGarrulity [CG3] is now multitasking! They are not currently in the server's General Chat! --
-- gynocentricAdjutor [GA3] is now multitasking! They are not currently in the server's General Chat! --
CA3: oh thats fuckin GREAT. nowv hes gonna be pissy AND i dunno wvhat the fuck i just dibs-not-it'ed
AG3: Ugh, FINE.
AG3: Cronus, do YOU want to 8e the one to inform the two trolls directly a8ove and 8elow you on the hemospectrum that their petty arguments could 8e misconstrued as something else?
CA3: wvhat you mean like black rom #reel funny ara
CA3: ... wvait
CA3: oh good god you DO mean
CA3: for the love of grist ara theyd fuckin try ta kill me if i wvent near em if i said that id be a fuckin smear on the floor
CA3: DI8S NOT IT.
CG3: Well? Are y9u HAPPY N9W??
TA3: W3LL 47BL3457 H3 541D 17.
GA3: Ugh.
CA3: anywvavwe i
CA3: i. wvhat the fuck. that looks terrible. wvhy did no one tell me it looked so fuckin bad? im nevwer sayin that again wvhat the fuck
CA3: i mean haha i got places ta be so later bye
-- cronusAmpora [CA3] is now OFFLINE! They are now an INACTIVE troll! --
-- abrasiveAntisocialist [AA3] is no longer idle! They are now an ACTIVE troll! --
AA3: DIB NO IT.
AA3: ANYWAY I BUSY.
-- abrasiveAntisocialist [AA3] is idle! They are now an INACTIVE troll! --
-- UNABLE TO VERIFY ACCOUNT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. [USER #000056] is no longer idle! They are now an ACTIVE troll! --
000056: Dibs not it. Dibs abso100tely not it. No. Please, not me. Please do NOT CHOOSE ME.
AG3: How........ Horuss? Is that you?
AG3: How the fuck did you 8reak it?
000056: Yes, it's me. What did I break now?
000056: ... Oh, right.
000056: So, my account kind of went missing? #I think it still e%ists since all my chats are still here... #And I am using it. #But y'know. #It's kind of broken!
AG3: Your
AG3: You know what, never mind. #I don't think even you know what happened.
000056: I don't. I woke up one day and it was like this. #I have now come to a%ept my new reality as black te%t user number 000056. #A%ually all the te%t is black. #My new reality is very bleak and co100rless.
TA3: 4ND U D1DN7 C0N745T C75 8CCCCCCC? #PR377Y 5UR3 U H4V3 G00D R3450N 22 !!!
000056: I'm sure it'll fi% itself in its own time! #Strange how it suddenly disappeared though. #It was fine one eve then just... poof! Gone.
TA3: .. .. .. 4H. H4 H4 H4!!!
TA3: FUCK! 1 5UDD3NLY UND3R57N4D 2HY P511 FL11P3D H15 5H17!! #50LLUX 833 M04T FUCK1N C4R3FULW16H 7J3 H1V35 #FUCK!!.!
-- torturedAftershock [TA3] is now multitasking! They are not currently in the server's General Chat! --
-- abrasiveAntisocialist [AA3] is no longer idle! They are now an ACTIVE troll! --
AA3: HOOFBEAST BOY. HURRY. WE LATE. I WANT TO SEE HELL GO DOWN.
000056: Okay, fine, I'm on my way.
AA3: HURRY ASS FAST BAKA. GOING TO MISS!
000056: I'm hurrying!!!!
-- abrasiveAntisocialist [AA3] is BUSY! DO NOT DISTURB this troll! --
-- UNABLE TO VERIFY ACCOUNT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. [USER #000056] has moved to a mobile device! --
-- UNABLE TO VERIFY ACCOUNT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. [USER #000056] is now OUT OF OFFICE! Message: Very sorry for any mista%s in advance! I am in quite the rush right now co cannot conpletely check all of ym spellings. --
AG3: How did he 8reak it so 8adly????????
TA3: 17 M1GH7 N07 833 H1M 8R34K1N 17.
GC3: btdubz w4s 1t tr1cky 2 4dd th3 ch4r4ct3r l1m17? 1 st1ll th1nk u m4d3 4 h3llz of 4 good c4ll w1v th4t
TA3: 1DK H0W H4RD 1U W45 7UL1P 1 D1DN7 D00 17 #PR0848LY 15N7 7J47 H4RD 7H0. #1K U D0N7 4GR33 W17H M3 8U7 FR4NKLY 1 7H1NK 175 DUM8 4N 1 H8 17 #1M CURR3N7L6 73LL 500L N R08L0X 487 Z4HH4K5 4CC 8H0 50 1LL 833 5P077Y W1V R35P0N535 #G0DHZ U C0ULF 70LD M3 34RL13R?!
GC3: huh. 1m surpr1s3d ur3 so 4g41nst 1t tbh
TA3: Y4H 1K 17 533M5 W31RD 8U7 175 7J3 M00N174R1NG P4R7 1 H8!! 17LL 5UCK84LL5!!!! HUG3 GL0834CH3. H3LL N0. 1 D0N7 W4NN4 C0UN7 CH4R4C73R5!!+
GC3: 1t... do3nt look l1k3 1ts b31ng mon1t3r3d by 3y3?
TA3: N0 1 H45 G07 CL053 2 W0RDC0U7N Y37 F0R 17 2 M4774.
000056: ...Really?
TA3: ... 4R3N7 U 1DL3 0R 5M7H? 7H3 1FL3 M5G GL175H3D 1N70 4N 0U7 0F 0FF1C3 1 50 1 455UM3D U W3R3.
000056: No, I moved devices. #I was sure I clerly said that. #I apologided for any mistpelled mista%s jn advance!! #Was I the only one who was abl e to read it?
TA3: J3GU5 UR 4CC R34LLY 15 FUCK3D UP. 5H0ULF U 3G3N 833 U51NG 16??,
000056: Its the only one I have.
TA3: UGH.
TA3: H0P3FULLY 1 C4N G37 7HRU 2 H1M
TG2: okayni got good news n badnews
TG2: good news is i found ur srver
AC4: :DD < R33LLY???
TG2: mhm!!
TG2: bad news is its scuttled under one of karksts autopinned memos which is makin it REALLY hard 2 b visibl
AC4: :33 < oh did karcat break something again
TG2: nope surprisingly not
TG2: prolly me or shoallux (...but im blamin sollux)
TG2: think messin w wetware does that 2 the thing
AC4: :33 < efurrything is safe in there right?
TG2: yep!! i jus gotta mess wiv smth on my end
AC4: :33 < ohhh. will it unpin karcats serfurs?
TG2: probubbly but yknow we can re-autopin it onve i fix the pin bug
TG2: giv me a few more mins plooox
AC4: :33 < okie dokie :33
-- torturedAftershock [TA3] is no longer idle! --
TA3: 50LUX U FUVK1N DUM88455.
TA4: shut tf up im BU2Y
TA3: 50LKUX!!!!!
TA3: 83 M0R4 C4R3FUL W1V 7H3 53RV3R H1V35!!!!!!!!
TA4: why? things have been running pretty sm0othly i think. 0ther than a few random missing files, n0 ones t0ld me otherwise
TA3: WH
TA4: yeah the change0vers going pretty g0od. the bees like their new hive t0o, s0 bonus
TA3: WH?!?!?
TA3: TF R U T4LK1N 487??? HZ5 4CC 15 C0MPL373LY FUCK3D UP!!! H3 57R48 UP N0ML0NG3R H45 4 FUCN1N U54RN4M3 4ND 175 GL17CH1N 7H3 1DL3 M5G5!!!
TA4: ... have y0u considered that its because hes a v0id player?
TA3: 15 R08L0X5 FUCK3D UP?? 15 3Q'5???
TA4: ... no.
TA3: 3X FUCK1N Z4C7LY DUM8455.
TG2: ohhh... that would explaim why some of the bees r hoverin ovee the bit of old ckmb i foumt on thefloor
TA4: .... the what
TG2: shoally cm over here n looknat it urself
TG2: theres still some honey in it. the lil fuzzy guys r getting frustrated over it
TA4: ....
TA4: ....0h dear god.
TA4: i. uh.
TA4: just tell HZ that well w0rk on fixing his acc0unt as so0n as possible
TA3: WH47 D1D U FUCK11NG D0.
TA4: i think part 0f the old server hull g0t mistransfered... or straight up just died when i replaced the c0mbs. and his accounts username was pr0bably in one 0f the hexagonal gr0oves... s0 its probably fucking with the verificati0n
TA4: since thats part of the 0ld comb, the data p0ints are missing, meaning its fucking with the newer shit i put in. fuckin. great.
TG2: ykow i think the autopin patch was stored kn the old server sheet u took off as well
TA4: ...rolal, why are y0u only telling me this n0w? did that fail to0? is EVERYTHIING FAIILING?? WHY HA2 NO 0NE TOLD ME ANYTHIING??
TA4: this. might be w0rse than the apocalypse, actually. just end my life n0w, thanks.
TG2: ughjh i kepnt telling u not to take the whole thing out!! but u insisted it was fine!!!
TA4: NO 0NE TOLD ME THII2 2HIIT WA2 HAPPENIING!!
TG2: ugj, shoally ik ive only been workim on server ware like this since as ling as ive worked HERE, ik im not 100% an expert w this stuff, but youvebstill gotta listwn 2 me SOMTIMES!!! idiot.
TA4: i kn0w i know im s0rry.
TG2: ughh. well at least u din throw ir out
TA4: well duh, im not THAT stupid.
TA3: 87W: UH15 V3N6UR3 W45 4 57UP1D 1D34 1N 7J3 F1R657 PL4C3 4N 1 N3V4 4GR33D 2 17! JU57 2 G37 17 0U7 7J3R3. #7J3 8335 4R3 FRU57R873D 45 H3LL RN!!!!
TA4: ... eh. it was w0rth it in the long run
TA3: 7H3 8335 W1LL G37 7H31R V3NG3NC3.
TA4: theyll live. the hives s0 much better now, theyll l0ve it once theyve settled in
TA4: n0w... how the fuck d0 i reattach this stupid panel without things bl0wing up.
TG2: ...very carefully
TG2: also give me 2 more mins b4 u start anythin im still tryina wranfle neps server from under karkats autopimned ines
TA4: uh
TA4: what?
TG2: i jus TOLD u!! the pin patch broke!!!
TA4: UGHHHHHH
TG2: aaaaand i GOTNIT
TG2: yoar serfur is back do u see it?
AC4: :DD < :DD !!! I DO!!!
AC4: :33 < thank you SOOO MUCH!!!
AC4: :33 < my entifur plot for fefurry and I's object show was in there!!! INCLUDING the script! i was so scared i lost it...
AC4: :33 < thats it. im printing evefurrything off furom now on. paper copies as well as digital ones.
TG2: lmao
TG2: im glad 2 help u neps!! show me tje finished project ehrn ur done!!!
TG2: ... wait i thought thisnwas a shipppin server
AC4: 33 < i TOLD mew we use it fur a LOT more stuff now!!!
AC4: :33 < but speaking of ships...
TG2: nepekitty, not in tech support chat!!!
AC4: :XX < oop! ill dm mew!!!
arcenicCatnip [AC4] closed the line!
-- torturedAftershock [TA3] began trolling c£½ —舐£½ ▀—????— [¶—3]! --
TA3: ... 0K 50 175 571LL N7 W0TK1NG.
¶—3: Honeighstly, I'm just happy to have my co100r and handle back. #Even if it's struggling to decode itself. #Huh. It's in Mojibake. #Haha. #How fitting.
TA3: 8U7
TA3: WUH. #M0J184K3?
¶—3: Just go with it. It's fi%ing itself. #Garbage language. #Miscoded essentially.
TA3: .. .. 1M 50RRY.
¶—3: Why are you apologising? It isn't your foalt.
TA3: 8C 11 C0ULDV3 570P3D H1M FR9M UPGR8D1N 7H3 534V34R WH3N3V3R! 1 H4D G00D R3450N 2. 7H3 8335 W3R3 1RR17473D, 7H1NG5 W3R3 8331NG R3R0U73D 1N70 7J3 WR0NG PL3C35, FUCK1N. 47 L3457 UR H4NDL G07 R3C9V3R3D!! 50M3 H4B3 JU57 G0N3 M115511NG!! H3LL, 47 1 P017N 1 G07 4DM1N 4CC355 70 P5115 3N71R3 4C0UN7. #<CL0N3 11MPR355110N>H11 W3LC0M3 70 C4P70R 73CH 5UPP0R7 H0W C4N 11 H3LP Y0U 70D4Y. #H35 G0NN4 K1LL M3 HZ. #H3 C0M345 84K5 N3X7 W33K #533 WH47 5X H45 D0N3 #4ND *K1LL M3.*
TA3: 8C 1 C0ULD H4V3 570PP3D H1M.
¶T3: No, you coltn't have!
TA3: 0H RLY?
¶T3: Yes, really. Because you didn't know the outcome.
¶T3: Don't beat yourself horse over it. You'll just make yourself depressed.
¶T3: It's fi%ing itself, now. All you need to do is give it some time.
TA3: 7RU. YUR H4NDLE3 5L02LY 831N R31NC0D 3D
CT3: Mhm! You do trust your bees, correct?
TA3: MHM! 7J3YR3 G00D.
TA3: 1K 7H4Y C4N D0 17 >>B:]
CT3: Then, let them work it out.
-- ¶Â£½ —舐£½ ▀—????— [CT3] ceased trolling torturedAftershock [TA3]! --
TA3: ...0K4Y, 1 W1LL, 8U7 1 571LL 7H1NK UR 4CC5 FUCK3D.
-- terminatedAncipital [TA1] posted in memo “24 H0UR CAPT0R TECH 5UPP0RT CALL DIIRECT0RY.” --
TA1: ...
-- terminatedAncipital [TA1] has added twinnedArchitecture [TA2] to the chat! --
TA2: ...
TA1: 50LLUX.
TA1: WHY.
TA4: THE THIING WA2 HANGIING ON F0R DEAR LIIFE. i just made it better yknow. i sh0ved some new life int0 the thing, and now everything is faster
TA2: god. iim never goiing two be 4llowed 4 d4y off ever 4G4IIN, 4m ii? why diidnt you ju2t 2hut iit down long term iif you were gonn4 ch4nge iit over??
TA4: hey you c0uld have stepped in whenever yknow
TA4: y0ure the guy who didnt resp0nd to his texts
TA2: ... 2x do you know wh4t 4 fuckiing v4c4tiion ii2? bec4u2e wh4t you 4re tryiing two 2uggest ii2 th4t ii work duriing my v4c4tiion. 4nd ii 4m NOT doiing th4t. even IIF my 4ccount 2omehow rerouted iit2elf two n4vii2 4t one poiint, ii refu2e two work duriing v4c4tiion tiime. th4t2 ju2t 4 liine you DONT cro22.
TA2: v4c4tiion tiime ii2 me tiime.
TA4: why am i getting the flack f0r this anyway?? roxy helped me
TA3: R08L0X 15 PR0848LY 7J3 R345PN WHY 6H3 FUCK1NNG 4PP5 571LL RUN1NNG DUM8455!!!
TG2: ive made so many patches i feel like i could stitch em on a demin jacket
TA4: i made patches to0!! plenty!!!
TA1: ...WA5 IIT EVEN W0RTH IIT.
TA1: <IIN5ERT QUERYN00DLE>
TA4: .... what, fixing the server?
TA1: EVERYTHIING, 5X.
TA1: II'VE 5PENT 50 L0NG D0IING THII5 THAT II F0RG0T THAT II HAVE A LIIFE 0UT5IIDE 0F W0RK. IIT T00K ME G0IING T0 BUTTFUCK N0WHERE (THE M0UNTAIIN5 ARE GREAT, 22/22 F0R THE M0UNTAIIN5, F0LK5) T0 REALII5E THAT, WAIIT, II PREFER 0UTD00R5, ACTUALLY.
TA3: 0H 3W. GR055. WH0 3V3N R U.
TA1: 0KAY, FUCK Y0U.
TA2: 4nd ii know ii jokiingly s4iid th4t we should st4rt ch4rgiing but ii diidnt re4lii2e wed..yknow. 4ctu4lly get p4iid.
TA2: ii diidnt know wed get THII2 far. thii2 ii2... 4 lot.
TA1: YEAH, EXACTLY. 50, TELL ME. ANY 0F Y0U.
TA1: WA5 ANY 0F THII5 EVEN W0RTH IIT, IIN THE END.
TA1: <IIN5ERT QUERYN00DLE>
TA3: W3LL.. 1 7H1NK 50!!
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TA4: you d0ubted me when i knew what was best for them? im s0 hurt.
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TA1: ...HUH. II AM PRETTY 0LD.
TA2: ... iim not runniing thii2 pl4ce.
TA1: BUT Y0U D0 IIT 50 WELL.
TA2: 24Y2 THE GUY WHO BL4MED ME FOR MIITUN4 2TE4LIING MY C4R??
TA3: 175 833N L1K3 4 4N 4 H4LG Y34R5 DR0P.17!!! 1 541D 50RRY!!!
TA2: re4l 4n2wer ii2 th4t... iidk. ii thiink doiing thii2 2hiit ii2 tiiriing, now. he C4N 24y he2 too old for thii2 2hiit, but ii c4nt pl4y th4t c4rd
TA2: 2o iill ju2t s4y ii kiind4 w4nt 4n e4rly retiirement
TA1: 0000F C0UR5E Y0U D0.
TG2: well im stayin way outta this one folsk, this seems more like a family discussion 2me lol
TA3: R08L0X UR 84C1C4LLY P4R7 0F 7H3 F4M1LY N04W. UR 4N H0N0R4RY C4P70R. #U R 4 C4P74R 7JRU 5X M34N5. #DUH.
TA1: HE HA5 A P0IINT.
TA2: ye4h he doe2
TA4: ... no c0mment
TG2: hA.
TG2: okay so im w tuna here, too
TG2: i joimed yall bc i was board, and i love helpin ppl out
TG2: and this is by FAR the most fin ibe had !! and im leanring new shit every DAY!!!
TG2: theres sk much shit thats different btwn human comouters compared 2 trol ones and irs jusr so fun to dig inside em!!
TG2: i just
TG2: thank yall for lettin me join yous <33
TA2: iit2 no ii22ue
TA3: HUG5HUG5HUH5
TA1: THANK Y0U F0R PUTTIING UP WIITH U5, T00.
TA4: ...
TG2: what no lov 4 me?
TA4: ...
TG2: he just patted me on the head like i was a fucking cat and walked away.
TA3: C4L4L 7J47 4 72UND3R3.
TG2: LOL!
TA4: okay. s0.
TA3: ?
TA4: some0ne t0ld me - and im paraphrasing here - that it mightve been better, or at least kinder, t0 kill the server dead rather than beatin the already dying ho0fbeast that it was to get m0re life out 0f it. and hell, maybe iit would have been. me remaking the entire server while it was still running was a really dumb idea, yes. but it was a learning experience f0r me, and it works even better than it did bef0re.
TA4: so: fuck it.
TA4: yeah, y0u know what? i AM pr0ud of it.
TA4: is it stuck t0gether with honey, apebeast glue, a bit 0f duct tape, and a LOT 0f hope? yes, but it W0RK2, and i think im happy with that.
TA4: was it a stupid idea? yes.
TA4: was this entire VENTURE dumb? YE2. it was VERY FUCKIING DUMB. worst idea 0f all time!
TA4: could ii have spent c0untless sweeps and human years of my life dedicated t0 not having t0 deal with all this bullshit? honestly i PR0BABLY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED THAT.
TA4: but you didnt ask me that, y0u asked me if doing this was w0rth it.
TA4: and to that, i have three w0rds for y0u:
TA4: hell
TA4: fucking
TA4: yes
TA4:
