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30th of October, 2014
9:02am
i don't want to go to school
i just wanna break the rules
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
9:03am
I don't have to go to school.
Therefore I can't break the rules.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
9:05am
still sick?
9:06am
I'm afraid so.
My immune system doesn't work very well, you see, so it takes me longer than usual to get back to health.
9:06am
...oh
that's awful.
9:08am
Ah, it's really not too bad.
You get used to it after a while.
9:09am
i...
i...guess so...?
9:11am
Although you are right, it is quite a pain to suffer.
9:12am
have you had any soup?
9:14am
Soup?
9:15am
yeah!
you know, chicken soup, pumpkin soup vegetable soup potato and leek soup?
9:16am
I can't say that I've tried that...
I don't eat soup very much.
9:18am
just for you!
9:20am
Ah, you're too kind.
Too kind.
9:21am
welcome
seriously though, chicken noodle soup always makes me feel better.
9:22am
Hm, I'll definitely have to give it a try then.
9:22am
oh!
and remember to ask your mom for bread in it
bread always makes it taste better.
9:24am
...I'll think about it, haha.
I'm not a very big fan of soup, you see.
9:26am
oh
oh yeah, that's fine
i heard herbal tea can work just as well.
9:27am
You're quite right, it is supposed to.
However, I've probably drunk too much tea by now for it to have any positive effects...haha.
9:28am
i don't get you
9:28am
Hm?
9:31am
so...you don't like soup, but you like tea??
9:32am
Yes, that's correct.
9:34am
but doesn't tea just taste like water with leaves??
soup at least has a flavour to it.
9:35am
Of course not! Every tea is very different, very different flavours!
Though I can see why how tea isn't for everyone.
9:36am
...and your thoughts on soup?
9:38am
Well...there really isn't much else I can say.
I suppose I just don't like the texture of many soups?
9:39am
...
fair enough
if you don't like something, you don't like something, right?
9:41am
Very true, anon-kun!
Just like how I may dislike Justin Beiber, but you may like him.
9:42am
no way!
not at all
...but i think his last name is spelt 'bieber'
9:43am
Oh? I thought it was spelt 'beaver'.
9:45am
i don't know
could be beanbar
9:46am
No hard feelings, Justclean Thebath.
9:47am
that's...really great, actually
9:50am
...Do you really think so?
9:52am
10:00am
Knew it.
10:02am
for your very special pity party, you've received an extra prize!
10:03am
Go on...
10:05am
you get a complimentary pity piñata and a pity balloon
...which i would send if i could
10:06am
That's very sweet of you, Anon-kun.
10:08am
hey, i'm a very sweet guy
10:09am
Oh, I never said anything like that.
10:10am
after i threw a nice pity party for you
10:12am
I'll admit, it was a nice party...
Although your cake wasn't a very original idea.
10:13am
i don't know what you're talking about
10:15am
If you say so, you petty criminal.
10:16am
me? a criminal?
never
10:18am
I'm calling the cops presently.
10:19am
how much you want?
10:21am
$1,000
10:22am
i can give you...$10?
10:24am
That'll work.
10:25am
phew
10:27am
Throw in a pity cake, too?
10:28am
of course
10:30am
Delicious!
10:31am
pity cake's getting a bit old
10:33am
I'm glad you agree.
10:33am
they just grow up so fast
10:34am
We won't be parents anymore, Anon-kun!
10:35am
soon they'll be leaving for college
and then out of the house...
alone in the world...
10:37am
Oh, it's too tragic to think about!
10:38am
i'm sure they'll remember we're always their parents
10:39am
I hope so.
We'll have to make sure they'll visit for Easter and Christmas.
10:41am
really?
i was happy about buying our child no more presents...
10:41am
You make a despicable parent.
10:46am
hinataaaaaaaaa!!! (´･Д･)」
10:47am
soudaaaaa.
10:47am
u got a grill & u didnt tell meeeee?? （；￣ェ￣）
10:48am
i don't remember buying a grill...
10:49am
no waay!
u bought her?! (ﾟoﾟ;;
10:50am
i...really don't understand what you're trying to say
10:51am
o
i ment girl (^_^;)
10:51am
what?
and those faces are creepy
10:52am
( ；´Д｀)
10:53am
stop.
10:53am
there not creepy!!
there cute (=^ェ^=) like animals
i lov animals!!
10:55am
i...okay.
10:56am
so cmon hinataaaa!
tell me what shes like!
10:57am
who?
10:57am
the girl u were talking to
10:58am
what girl?
look souda, you're gonna get us both caught.
11:00am
the 1 u were just messaging!
11:01am
??????????
11:02am
ur so dumb hinata
u kno the 1 u kept smiling at as u looked at your phone
11:04am
ohhhhh, now i get it
nah, that wasn't a girl.
11:05am
dont lie 2 me
ur having a secret lovers affair!
11:06am
i'm really not
honestly, it's just this person i met once
11:07am
o
whats there name?
11:08am
it's...something?
11:08am
hajimeeeee
11:09am
i actually don't know, okay?
it could be a girl or a guy or an alien and i really don't know.
11:10am
?
11:10am
i know how weird it sounds, trust me.
11:12am
so...
u dont have a girl?
11:13am
no, i don't.
11:14am
u couldve just said that!
this entire chat has been stupid now (´･Д･)」
11:15am
i'm glad you regard our friendship so highly.
11:16am
(つД`)ノ
(*｀へ´*)
Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ
11:17am
stop.
7:34pm
I may have tried that chicken noodle soup...
7:35pm
did you remember the bread?
7:35pm
Of course.
7:36pm
aaaaand...?
7:37pm
You were right, it made me feel a lot better.
7:37pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
7:38pm
...I have to admit, it wasn't too bad.
The bread did make it much more enjoyable.
7:39pm
not to say i told you so
but
i definitely told you so.
7:41pm
You certainly did.
Thank you, Anon-kun.
7:41pm
you don't need to thank me...
so now you'll be able to go back to school, right??
7:42pm
Oh, I doubt that, though I do think it'll speed up my recovery process.
7:43pm
well...at least that's something.
7:44pm
You're quite right.
7:45pm
really?
most of the time i'm 'quite left'.
7:45pm
That must make me 'quite up'.
7:46pm
nah, you can be 'quite down' sometimes.
7:46pm
I am known to be a downer on occasion, that's true.
7:47pm
and here i was thinking you were the cheeriest guy of the lot.
7:48pm
Why, of course I am, Anon-kun!
Far cheerier than a happy clown.
7:50pm
that...gave me a great mental image.
7:51pm
You're very welcome.
7:52pm
i'm literally crying
5:53pm
Ah, tears of joy.
31st of October 2014
7:32am
T G I F
T G I F
T G I F
7:34am
'TGIF'?
7:35am
thank google it's friday
7:36am
Thank you, great lord of Google.
7:36am
thank you google
7:37am
Thank you, Google.
7:38am
i mean, we do have a lot to thank google for
if you think about it.
7:38am
Hmm...I suppose that's true.
Google is the best search engine out there.
7:39am
definitely
i wouldn't trust any other
7:39am
What if I were a search engine?
7:40am
how to fake sick
7:41am
Showing results 1 out of 36:
DontFakeYourIllness.com
Why shouldn't you fake sick?...leads to laziness...scientifically proven...
7:42am
worst search engine ever
7:42am
Did you mean 'Bing'?
Showing results 7 to 103 for Bing.
7:43am
yep, i was right
i definitely prefer google
7:44am
Showing results 10 to 30,000 for Asshole.
Anonkunisanasshole.com
Do you know someone whose an asshole? Why is anon-kun an asshole?
7:45am
this search engine is really mean.
7:46am
Showing results 1 to 16 for Thank You.
7:47am
showing results 1 to 3 for you're welcome
7:47am
What's for breakfast?
7:48am
huh?
i thought you were the cook in this relationship.
7:49am
I'm taking a different career path.
I want to be a bus driver.
7:51am
we're gonna be broke!
7:51am
Not if I'm the best bus driver around.
7:52am
but you're not.
7:53am
Your lack of faith hurts, Anon-kun.
7:53am
worser bus driver than the search engine.
7:55am
I do make quite the search engine...
7:56am
oh yeah?
7:57am
Oh yeah.
8:00am
french toast cinnamon whipped cream and strawberries
that's breakfast
8:01am
Delicious.
8:03am
why thank you
8:06am
7 out of 10.
8:07am
only a measly seven??
8:10am
Your ice-cream is melted, the strawberries are too small and the toast is overcooked.
8:12am
that wasn't ice-cream
it was whipped cream
8:13am
It was awful.
8:14am
but i home made that!
8:16am
It was wonderful effort...
...but sadly, it wasn't enough for me.
You are out of the competition.
8:20am
never cooking for you again
you can be the housewife in this relationship
8:22am
I'm afraid I don't know how, Anon-kun.
You make such a great housewife, I couldn't compare!
8:23am
hmph
8:23am
House-wife of the year award?
8:24am
okay fine
take your shitty lunch
8:26am
Oh, thank-you, Anon-kun!
Such a kind soul to me...
8:27am
yeah yeah yeah
have a nice day
8:28am
I will, definitely!
Don't forget to wash the dishes!
8:28am
yes of course
ill make sure you get a good dinner too, love
8:30am
Can't wait!
8:32am
itll knock your socks off
8:34am
Ah, before I leave...
8:35am
yes?
8:36am
Whatever did you pack for me in my lunch box?
8:37am
two-week year old fried rice
8:40am
...Sounds delicious!
8:43am
you're so sweet
have a nice day!!
8:45am
Thank you, Anon-kun, I'll try
8:47am
xx