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Igarashi sat cross-legged on his bed, staring at his phone with a deep, contemplative sigh before hitting the "Go Live" button. His stream burst to life instantly, chat exploding with messages.
What's a father...Dad, where have you been?
Femboys_catcherYou better have a damn good explanation for your neglect, king 🤬
A slow smirk tugged at Igarashi’s lips. With an exaggerated eye roll and leaned forward dramatically.
"Kittens, please. I have been wronged."
He pushed himself up, propping his phone to get a wider view, then dragged a whiteboard into the frame. It was an absolute mess—pictures, red strings, scribbled notes, the whole setup looked straight out of a detective movie.
Spidypool Bro, where'd you get that? Is there a store in that jail of yours?
Igarashi snorted. "Don't tell Ego, but I stole it," he said with a conspiratorial wink, pressing a finger to his lips. "Shhhh."
Grabbing a red marker, he drew devil horns on Ego’s picture. "Alright, chat, listen up. After my awesome prank, I got in trouble."
He aggressively started doodling little poop emojis around Ego’s face, labeling them Green aura with flies.
"I got called to his office—which, by the way, looks ominous as fuck—and guess who’s there? Not just Ego. Not just Noel Noa. No, no, no. Fucking everybody might as well have been there."
Igarashi threw his arms out like a preacher delivering bad news. "My victims—I mean, my chosen warriors—were there, which, okay, fair. But tell me why the hell Sae and Kaiser were there?! Like, I didn’t harass them! I didn’t even include them in my fun little experiment! But apparently, since I 'mentioned' them—BOOM—court-martialed. Fucking hell."
At this point, Igarashi was full-on ranting, pacing dramatically while flailing his arms.
"So yeah, they took my stuff for a month. Hence the deadbeat dad arc. I’m sorry for abandoning you, my kittens."
With a huff, he plopped into his rolling chair, back to the camera. Slowly, he spun around, fingers pressed together in a Dr. Evil pose, a devilish grin creeping onto his face.
"But don’t worry, my beloveds. I will have my revenge."
His chat went feral.
FREAKY TIMES NEVER DIES 😈 MAY OUR KING RISE
With a sudden burst of energy, Igarashi shot to his feet, fist raised high.
"FREAKY TIME NEVER FUCKING DIES!"
The chat flooded with messages of support. Then, a donation alert popped up:
Trump x Biden4life donated ¥696,90 — We will always stand by you, our liege.
Igarashi’s eyes widened.
"Yo. Thank you for the donation, GOAT."
He pressed his hands together in a mock bow, trying to look humble—but his devious grin said otherwise.
"With your support, kittens… this is only the beginning."
SugmaBalls What’s the plan, King?
MommyMilkers420 Spill the deviousness. We’re ready.
GojoGotJumpeddonated ¥0,002 —Don’t be a coward. Tell us 😈
Igarashi leaned in, eyes glinting with mischief as he rested his chin on his hands. Then, out of nowhere, he threw his head back and cackled. A full-on, villainous, spine-chilling laugh that probably made a few people in chat check over their shoulders.
The stream chat exploded.
StepOnMeIgarashi BRO WHAT WAS THAT 😭
CheeseGraterEnjoyer NAH THAT LAUGH WAS TOO NATURAL 💀
TheRealJoker I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD.
Igarashi wiped a fake tear from his eye, still giggling. "Oh, my beloved kittens, you truly underestimate me."
He leaned closer to the camera, voice dropping to a dramatic whisper. "I’m going to do something so devious, so catastrophic, so unforgivable—no one will see it coming."
He paused for effect, letting the tension build. Then, with a sharp inhale, he grinned.
"They thought taking my stuff would stop me. They thought they could silence me. But oh-ho-ho, my little warriors of chaos, I have been plotting in the shadows."
He suddenly grabbed a new whiteboard and flipped it around, revealing a horrifying, cryptic, nearly incomprehensible master plan. Arrows, doodles, illegible notes, a stick figure of Ego crying, and a massive “PHASE 1: ???” written in bold.
BonelessPizzadonated ¥50, 05 —WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN??
EggWithLegs donated ¥ 19, 00 THIS IS TRUE EVIL.
"Thank you for the donations chat, appreciate you guys so much, on my soul."
MyDadLeftMe He’s lost his mind.
Igarashi slammed a marker against the board. "Kittens, let me tell you something—" He gestured wildly at the chaos behind him.
"This isn’t just a prank. This isn’t just revenge. This is going to be… a fucking legendary move."
He turned back to the camera, eyes gleaming.
"Mark my words. The Blue Lock facility will never recover."
Horny4Disaster SIR.
NotABot BLUE LOCK IS ABOUT TO BE A WARZONE 😭
Justin Bieber’s Bitch I LIVE FOR THIS.
Igarashi clapped his hands together and leaned back, satisfied. "Prepare yourselves, kittens. Freaky Time is about to enter its greatest era yet."
Igarashi didn’t end the stream.
Instead, he leaned in even closer to the camera, his eyes shadowed, his grin stretching just a little too wide.
"You really thought I was gonna leave you hanging like that?" He whispered, voice dripping with something that made the chat uneasy.
Then, with a slow, deliberate motion, he dragged the whiteboard closer, his fingers tapping against the surface.
"Kittens…" He inhaled, as if savoring the moment.
"I’m about to do something that has never been attempted before. Something so insane, so cataclysmic, so UNHOLY—it’ll be spoken about in hushed whispers for generations."
The chat ERUPTED.
CoochieMonsterr BRO YOU’RE SCARING ME 😭
TaxEvasionExpert THIS IS NOT A PRANK ANYMORE, THIS IS A WAR CRIME.
SendHelpPls DO IT. DO IT NOW.
Igarashi snapped up a marker and began drawing—his strokes wild, chaotic, filled with madness. The board was an abomination of ink, arrows, circles, and what appeared to be a stick figure of Noel Noa engulfed in flames.
He pointed at it.
"Phase One."
He took a deep breath.
"I’m going to break into Ego’s office. Again. But this time, I’m not leaving empty-handed."
DumpsterGremlin AGAIN?? BRO JUST GOT HIS STUFF BACK 💀
WhoGaveHimWiFi WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GONNA HIDE IT THIS TIME?
Igarashi ignored them and continued, voice hushed yet brimming with excitement.
"I’m gonna steal the projector."
Silence.
Then—
Goku4Prez BRO???
MeatballSub YOU’RE TRYING TO GET EXECUTED.
CertifiedLunatic THE PROJECTOR?? DO YOU WANT TO DIE???
Igarashi nodded solemnly, like a man delivering his final speech before battle.
"But wait," he hissed, eyes wild. "That’s only the beginning."
He slammed his hand against the board.
"Phase Two—The Psychological Torment."
ThisIsABadIdea: No cause wtf does that mean.
Satan’sLeftToe: IM SO SCARED RN 😭
Igarashi leaned in, voice a mere whisper now.
"I'm going to edit a horrifyingly accurate deepfake of Ego. It’ll be flawless. Undetectable. A video of him… admitting to crimes he never committed."
Chat LOST IT.
HolyWaterPlease YOU’RE ACTUALLY SICK IN THE HEAD. I'm going to pray for you, king 🙏
CertifiedLooney BRO YOU’RE GETTING US ALL RAIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
NotEvenSatan I RESPECT THE DEDICATION.
Igarashi grinned.
"And then…"
He stood up, hands clasped together, looking up at the ceiling like he was praying.
"I’m going to hack into the facility’s announcement system… and play it."
The room fell dead silent.
Even chat slowed.
YourHonorHe’sInsane:THIS IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE.
PutHimInAHospital HOW DO WE STOP HIM??
Shrek’sLover69 WE DON’T. WE SUPPORT.
Igarashi wiped fake tears from his eyes.
"Thank you. Thank you, my loyal kittens."
Then, with the most deranged, unhinged, maniacal grin yet, he clenched his fist and howled into the mic:
"FREAKY TIME WILL NEVER DIE!"
The screen cut to black.
Igarashi didn’t waste any time.
As soon as the screen turned back on, the chat was greeted with pure chaos.
The camera shook as Igarashi frantically changed outfits, throwing off his hoodie and replacing it with an all-black ensemble. A tight black turtleneck, black sweatpants, black gloves— the man looked like a budget action movie villain.
Then, with dramatic flair, he pulled up a face mask over his mouth, only his wild eyes visible.
LocalGoblin WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A FEDERAL CRIME.
JailTimeArc WE ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO WITNESS A FELONY IN 4K.
Igarashi adjusted his phone angle, now filming himself crawling out of his dorm like a stealth mission was underway.
"Kittens," he whispered dramatically, pressing his back against the wall. "We are now entering enemy territory. The mission is live. If I get caught—"
He paused, turning the camera closer to his masked face.
"Tell my story."
The chat EXPLODED.
UrGoingToPrison BRO THIS IS NOT A MOVIE.
GoblinModeActivated NAH I’M SCREEN RECORDING THIS, YOUR HONOR I HAVE EVIDENCE.
Keeping his body flat against the walls, Igarashi peeked around corners, rolled across open hallways, and crawled under benches—all while holding his phone at an insanely bad angle that mostly showed his feet.
The chat was howling.
CameraManIsDead BRO WE CAN’T EVEN SEE SHIT.
IsThisCOD THIS IS THE WORST STEALTH GAMEPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN.
Igarashi ignored them. His focus was unmatched.
That was—until he turned a corner too fast and slammed directly into two bodies.
The camera wobbled violently before settling—revealing Kaiser and Ness standing there, staring at him like he had lost his mind.
Silence.
Igarashi, still on the floor, froze.
The chat was going feral.
TheLawHasFoundHim OH YOU’RE DONE.
RIPBozo HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT THESE TWO.
Kaiser, arms crossed, stared down at him like he was looking at a disgusting street rat.
Ness blinked.
Igarashi, thinking fast, coughed.
"Uh. I… dropped my—uh—contact lenses?"
Kaiser and Ness didn’t react.
Igarashi pointed to the floor.
"They’re… somewhere around here. I have really bad vision. Like, -8.00 prescription. I am sooooo blind, yeah?"
More silence.
Then—in German—Kaiser turned to Ness and muttered:
"The less we’re involved, the better."
Ness nodded.
"Let’s go before the stupidity spreads."
As they walked away, Kaiser threw one last glance over his shoulder, shaking his head.
"These Japanese weirdos are all insane."
Igarashi didn’t even react.
But the chat?
The chat went BALLISTIC.
GermansInChat DID THIS MF JUST CALL Y’ALL INSANE??
GoogleTranslateTeam NAH DROP THE CLIP, WE TAKING THIS TO TWITTER.
PrayOnHisDownfall PRAYING ON CLOWN KAISER AND GLAZER NESS. MAY IGARASHI-SAMA RISE.
Igarashi, watching the messages flood in, snorted.
"Y’all are crazy," he muttered, shaking his head. "But honestly? I’m used to those two talking shit. I have bigger priorities."
He turned the camera, showing a door in the distance.
The chat held its breath.
Igarashi’s voice dropped to a whisper.
"That’s Ego’s office. The heart of enemy operations. The place where they tried to silence my voice."
He cracked his knuckles.
"Time for revenge."
The screen cut to black.
Once the screen flickered back on, Igarashi kept the camera trained tightly on himself, making sure not to accidentally capture anything that could get him in even more trouble than he was already expecting. If Ego found out about this livestream? Yeah. He was done for.
His eyes darted around the dimly lit office, scanning every surface, every object. Then—bingo. The projector sat on the table near the far wall.
GhostFacedHE FOUND IT HE FOUND IT LET’S GOOOOO
Ayooooo69 He’s about to commit federal crimes live on stream 💀
BigToeJuice DO IT. FAST.
Igarashi exhaled sharply, stripping off his gloves and replacing them with a fresh pair—just to be extra cautious. He crept toward the projector, fingers just about to grab the cable when—
Footsteps.
His entire body froze.
“…Fuck.”
SpicyRamen420BRO WHO IS THAT WHO IS THAT WHO IS THAT
SharkBoy 💀💀💀💀💀
Not a dealer King, if you need someone to bail you out, you know who to call. Let’s just say I have some connections.
His heartbeat slammed against his ribs. He turned his head toward the door, and for a split second, he saw the shadow of someone stopping outside.
“Fuck, chat. I’m so cooked. Fuck, fuck, fuck.” His voice dropped to a frantic whisper, hands shaking as he searched desperately for a hiding spot.
BaldEgo HIDE MF HIDE
EggWithLegsYOU HAVE TEN SECONDS MAX BRO
FlopEra Donated $5 IF YOU SURVIVE I’LL GIFT 20 MEMBERSHIPS 🙏
His eyes landed on Ego’s desk. His brain barely processed the risk before his body moved on pure adrenaline.
“Fuck it.”
He vaulted onto the desk, balancing for just a second before leaping toward the massive storage closet in the corner. His fingers barely caught the edge, and his body slammed against the wood before he clawed his way up, chest heaving as he pushed himself into the farthest, darkest corner.
The door swung open.
Igarashi pressed himself flat against the back of the closet, hands clasped over his mouth.
Ego and Anri stepped inside.
HoodieGremlin NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Kaiser’s Left Toe I AM SWEATING SO HARD RN WTF
RIPGara HES DEAD. HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD.
H3adSh0t $50 DONATION: IF YOU GET CAUGHT, TELL THEM YOU WERE CLEANING 💀💀💀
Igarashi’s lungs burned. His heartbeat pounded in his ears as he listened to their conversation—Blue Lock, future plans… and then—
“…Igarashi?”
His body turned to ice.
ChadFromFinance ??? EXCUSE ME ???
OneFootInTheGrave RUN. RUN. RUN. RUN.
ShadowGoblin BRO. YOU JUST GOT NAME DROPPED. IT’S OVER.
“Igarashi is a walking disaster,” Ego sighed. “If he wasn’t such a coward, I’d assume he was behind all this.”
Anri hummed. “Maybe. But…” She trailed off, eyes narrowing as she scanned the room.
A shiver ran down Igarashi’s spine. She took a step forward. Then another.
“…I swear we’re being watched.”
His throat locked up.
SixthSenseSally SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS.
Not a dealer King, I take it back. Even I can’t help you now.
FlopEra $100 DONATION IF YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Ego didn’t even look up from his clipboard. “Seek a psychiatrist.”
Anri sighed, muttering something under her breath before finally moving away. They wrapped up their conversation, and after what felt like centuries, they left the room.
The door clicked shut.
Igarashi didn’t move. His lungs ached from holding his breath, his fingers gripping the wooden panels so hard his knuckles had turned white. He waited. Waited.
Then—
RIPGara HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU’RE ALIVE???
EggWithLegs HES HIM. HE IS HIM.
Kaiser’s Left Toe I’M ACTUALLY SHAKING RN WTF.
FlopEra $100 DONATION AS PROMISED.
H3adSh0t $50 DONATION: RESPECT, BRO. RESPECT.
A shaky exhale finally escaped his lips.
His fingers fumbled to grab his phone, screen blowing up with notifications. His chat was in complete chaos, donation messages flooding in, emojis flying past in a blur.
His lips curled into a weak, adrenaline-fueled grin.
He moved quickly, jumping down from the closet with barely a sound. He snatched the projector, shoved it under his hoodie, and made a break for his room.
“I swear if my roommates are there—” he muttered under his breath, speed-walking through the halls.
He reached his door, flung it open—
Empty.
His whole body sagged. “Thank God.”
SharkBoy W STREAM. W HEIST. W MAN.
Ayooooo69 A LEGEND WAS BORN TODAY.
Not a dealer You ever need another job, king, I might have a legal opportunity for you.
GhostFaced Bro, next time do a facecam. I wanna see the fear in your eyes.
Igarashi just laughed, shaking his head.
“Y’all are mental.”
Igarashi, still manic from the success of his first heist, shoved the stolen projector into a pile of stolen goods in the corner of his room. The chat was in absolute shambles, spamming emojis and screaming in all caps:
I will name my son after you king Igarashi KING, YOU'RE A MENACE
Baby oilPUT IT IN A GLASS CASE LIKE A RELIC
I love goth mommys HOLY HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Kawaii kitten >.< BROS STEALING LIKE IT'S A SIDE QUEST
Rat EGO'S GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A TERMINATOR
Ignoring the hysteria, Igarashi dramatically twirled back to his rolling chair—also stolen from Ego’s office—and plopped down with a victorious cackle. His fingers drummed against the armrests like a deranged mastermind, and he wheeled himself back and forth like a goblin contemplating his next crime.
Then, he whipped out a laptop.
A donation popped up immediately.
Gay4 urfather AYO. YOU STEAL THAT TOO???
I hate brokies NOT THE LAPTOP TOO LMFAOOO
Emo hater HE'S GONNA STEAL EGO'S WHOLE PERSONALITY NEXT
Ye You're too far gone, bro 💀💀
Igarashi narrowed his eyes at the screen. “I am not crazy enough to steal a laptop from Ego,” he announced, tone defensive yet self-assured.
The viewer responded instantly: "BUT CRAZY ENOUGH TO STEAL HIS PROJECTOR????"
Igarashi’s grin twitched. He bared his teeth. “MIND YOUR BUSINESS.”
The chat exploded with wheezing emojis and cries of encouragement.
Then, he cracked his knuckles and placed his cameras in strategic positions, clicking open an editing software with the type of unhinged determination that only a man driven by pure, stupid vengeance could possess.
Phase 2 of his REVENGE PLAN: CREATE A FAKE SCANDAL VIDEO OF JINPACHI EGO.
Igarashi’s plan was brilliant. Diabolical. Unmatched in its pettiness.
He spliced together voice clips from various interviews and meetings, cutting and rearranging Ego’s words with insane precision. The chat watched in horror and delight as he stitched together a sentence that made it sound like Ego was planning world domination.
"Football is… merely a tool for… mind control… and world domination. I… alone… am a GOD."
Draco Malfoy is MINE NO. NO WAY.
"OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DIE FOR THIS"
master edger THIS IS ACTUAL FEDERAL CRIME BEHAVIOR
Hot milfs near you LMAOOOOOOO EGO BOUTTA DELETE YOU FROM EXISTENCE
user4579 THIS IS LIKE WHEN KIDS MAKE EDITS OF TEACHERS SAYING OUTRAGEOUS THINGS BUT ON A GOD-TIER LEVEL
Igarashi cackled, fully embracing the madness. “Perfect. PERFECT. This is my magnum opus.”
The plan? Simple. He would break into Ego’s office again. Plug in the stolen projector. Play the cursed video. And watch the world BURN.
Igarashi slammed his hands onto the desk. “PHASE THREE: THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION SHALL BEGIN.”
The chat, fully indoctrinated into the chaos, responded in kind.
Goonicide WE RIDE AT DAWN.💪😤⚠️
Hawk TuaTHIS STREAM WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.
Vegan destroyer WHEN THEY WRITE ABOUT THIS IN TEXTBOOKS, REMEMBER US. 💯😈
M bappes husband You're so funny pls never die 🙏😣
Freaky time never dies GOD SPEED, YOU GLORIOUS FREAK.
With adrenaline coursing through his veins and absolutely zero regard for consequences, Igarashi leaned back, cackling like a mad scientist.
Tomorrow, he would pull off the greatest act of sabotage the Blue Lock facility had ever seen.
And if he perished in the attempt?
At least he’d go out as a legend.
Igarashi’s heart was beating in overdrive as he made his way through the labyrinthine halls of Blue Lock. His mind buzzed with excitement and dread, the fog machine under his arm like a ticking time bomb. He had stolen it from a rival temple, which he knew was borderline insane, but if everything went according to plan, this would be glorious. I’ll show them who's got the superior temple... just wait until I’m out of this minor legal jail for footballers, he thought to himself with a smirk.
His fingers shook slightly as he slid into Ego's office, making sure to avoid the surveillance cameras with the precision of a ninja. The office was dark, and the air was thick with tension. He quickly set up the fog machine, and with a final check, hit the button. A thick, heavy fog began to seep into the room, filling every corner and covering his tracks.
Igarashi fumbled with his phone, connecting it to the AUX system with trembling fingers. Here goes nothing. He tapped play on the fabricated audio, and soon, Ego’s voice was twisted into something completely different, something evil.
The chat erupted in chaos. It was as if they were ready for an apocalypse.
ohshitnooooo OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAOOO
BaconNuggets69 BRO WHAT DID EGO DO NOW????? THIS IS GONNA BE LEGENDARY 😂
MrMuffinMan EGO OUT HERE TRYING TO DO WORLD DOMINATION?? WHO MADE THIS LMAO
SilverPhoenix YOOO "I AM A GOD"??? I’M CRYING LMAO
TakiGokuDonor Just donated ¥500 for this legendary moment. Good luck, Igarashi! LMAO
LimeyJuice420 THIS IS THE NEW AREA 51 LMAO THE CHAT IS A WARZONE
Igarashi cackled, his plans coming to fruition. He barely noticed the chat anymore, his mind focused entirely on the chaos he was about to unleash. The message boomed through the facility, carried to every single corner of Blue Lock.
“Hello, diamonds in the rough,” the distorted voice began, dripping with malevolent charm. “I have a very important announcement to share with you brats. I quite enjoy the act of observing femboys, and on occasional special occasions, I allow myself to transform into a femboy. I also have five sugar babies. And a personal message to Noel Noa: Please stand more to the left when you're in front of camera 8 on the field. It gives me a better view of your ass. And also—”
Dank_Sushi WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT NOEL 😭😭😭
SakuraMoon123 WAIT WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN LMAOOO I CANT BREATHE
Funky_Monkey_Twist DID HE REALLY MAKE EGO SAY “FEMBOY”?? WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN 💀💀💀
KawaiiYami_57 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG THIS IS GOLD. I’M ACTUALLY WHEEZING
donation_squad_99 ¥1000 donated just for this. I will NEVER forget this moment. You’re a legend Igarashi!! 👑
Suddenly, the door to Ego’s office swung open, and Igarashi’s heart dropped straight into his stomach.
“I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE,” Ego roared, and every last bit of Igarashi’s blood ran cold. He could barely see Ego through the fog, but the leader’s rage was unmistakable. Igarashi’s mind whirred, trying to process his options. Shit!
EgoIsMyKing EGO IS ACTUALLY GONNA MURDER IGA NOW, RIGHT? 😳
Mitsu_The_Master WAIT, WHAT IF THIS IS A MASTER PLAN AND HE’S IN ON IT?? 👀
Tomo_Desu IMAGINE THE FOG THICKER THAN HIS CALMNESS, I CAN’T
Igarashi scrambled. He grabbed his phone and yanked the AUX cord out of the system, throwing it into his pocket in one frantic motion. He grabbed the fog machine, and before he could think, his feet were already pounding the floor. His body felt like it was on fire, adrenaline surging through his veins as he bolted toward the door.
"YOU’RE NOT ESCAPING THAT EASY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Ego bellowed, his voice closer now, fury echoing through the fog.
Yasuo_the_Demon YO HE’S RUNNING FROM EGO NOW?? A LEGEND HAS BEEN BORN 🔥🔥🔥
Raven_Stormx 😭😭 I THOUGHT IGA WAS THE MASTER OF CHAOS BUT EGO ABOUT TO TURN THIS INTO A MURDER MYSTERY
Nocturne_Tsunami If Igarashi survives this, I will donate ¥5000. He deserves to live for this chaos.
Igarashi could hear Ego’s footsteps behind him, each step getting closer, but the fog was thick enough that he was still hidden. He veered around a corner, dodging security cameras and weaving through the shadows.
The sound of the door slamming behind him echoed in the halls, and for a second, Igarashi dared to think he might have made it.
Hokage_Sniper This man is NOT escaping. But if he does, this chat will burn down with laughter. 💀
Baka_Too 🖤 FOR THE CHAOS 🖤
Neko-chan-Taku WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE END. WHERE IS THE END GAME?! 🤯
Igarashi pushed through the final door, barely stopping to take a breath. He looked back once, making sure he wasn’t being followed.
His body shook from the adrenaline as he checked his phone, and a wild grin spread across his face. That was too close. Ego's gonna lose it, but it was worth it.
Mitsuki_Shaolin EGO'S ABOUT TO BURN THIS MAN ALIVE BUT WHAT A LEGENDARY ESCAPE 👏
L0ve_So_Far Bro, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed. If Iga survives this, I'm sending ¥2000 for his funeral or freedom 😂
As Igarashi finally slowed his pace, he felt the weight of what he'd just done. The chat was exploding, the chaos of his audacious stunt still rippling through the virtual world. He had caused a storm at Blue Lock, and even if it cost him everything, he was a legend now.
Shinji_The_Viking IT’S OVER IGA, YOU MADE IT!!! LEGEND STATUS 🔥🔥🔥
No_More_Ego THE KING HAS FALLEN, THE MASTER HAS RISEN 😤
Igarashi’s heart was still pounding in his chest, the weight of his near escape still heavy on his shoulders. He leaned against a wall, trying to catch his breath. He fumbled with his phone, the screen glowing in the dark. His fingers moved as though on autopilot, and with a dramatic flourish, he opened the livestream one last time. The fog of chaos that had already engulfed the chat seemed to intensify, and he took a deep breath, eyes flicking to the comments already flooding in.
He straightened himself up as if addressing his fans one last time before going out in a blaze of glory.
“Alright, my beloved kittens,” he started, his voice almost theatrical, full of sarcasm and mock solemnity. "If I’m not online again for another month or four, it means that Ego got me. That’s right, he got me."
He let that hang for a moment, drawing out the suspense before continuing. “I’m sorry, kittens, for being a neglectful alpha. But remember, my legacy is chaos, and today—today we achieved greatness.”
The chat went absolutely wild.
BaconNuggets69 IGA NOOOO DON’T LET EGO GET YOU!!! WE BELIEVE IN YOU 💯
Tomo_DesuIf Ego throws you in jail, MY COUSIN IS A LAWYER. WE’RE GOOD, BRO. 👊
Mitsu_The_Master I WILL FLY TO JAPAN AND BREAK YOU OUT MYSELF. THIS IS A WILD RIDE AND I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE. 🔥✈️
Yasuo_the_DemonYOU’RE THE ALPHA, IGA. WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. DON’T LET EGO WIN 😤👑
SilverPhoenix FAREWELL, O LEGEND. I’M SENDING ¥10,000 JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT IN STYLE. CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ESCAPE FROM THE UNDERGROUND PRISON. 💀💀
Igarashi had to stifle a laugh, unable to keep a straight face at the sheer absurdity of it all. His viewers were chaotic, but they were loyal—and that loyalty was everything. He ran a hand through his hair, making sure his final words were as legendary as the stunt he’d pulled off.
“Now, if Ego does get me,” he continued, his voice dropping dramatically, “I want you all to remember this moment. It’s not a failure. It’s a victory. And if I don’t make it out… just know… I had fun.”
He grinned, letting the words hang in the air for a moment.
Shinji_The_Viking NOOOO NOT THE LEGACY!!! YOU CAN’T GO DOWN LIKE THIS 🥲
Dank_Sushi IF ANYONE CAN OUTSMART EGO, IT’S YOU IGA. YOU’RE TOO LEGENDARY TO BE CAUGHT. 💪🔥
Nocturne_Tsunami I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE TO MOVE TO JAPAN, I WILL PROTEST IN FRONT OF EGO’S OFFICE IF THEY LOCK YOU UP 😡
Raven_Stormx YO I’M ACTUALLY CRYING THIS MAN IS A HERO. IF THEY PUT YOU BEHIND BARS, I’M FLYING OUT THERE TOO. YOU GOT THE WHOLE WORLD READY TO STORM THE PRISON.
Funky_Monkey_Twist LEGENDARY FINAL STREAM! Don’t worry, we’ve got your back, Igarashi! If anything happens, we’ll cause a riot. 💣💥
Igarashi paused for a second, taking in the madness that was unfolding around him. He felt strangely touched by all the support, even if it was entirely over the top.
“I... I can't say I’m not touched by the support. You guys are insane. But... I’m not going down without a fight, kittens.” He made finger guns at the camera, a final act of rebellion. “I’ll catch you all later, or… well, maybe I won’t. Either way, chaos reigns.”
He hit the end stream button, but not before seeing a flood of donations and comments, some with hundreds, some with thousands of yen.
Hot_Milfs_Near_You LITERALLY SENDING ¥10,000 BECAUSE THIS STREAM WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY 🔥🔥
Mitsu_The_Master PLEASE GET THE HELL OUT OF JAPAN AFTER THIS, MAN. I CAN’T LOSE MY LEGEND 😭🙏
No_More_Ego If you’re caught, I’ll get my lawyer cousin on this, too. NO ONE CAN TAKE YOU DOWN. LEGEND STATUS.
As the comments kept pouring in, Igarashi leaned back against the wall, a grin plastered across his face. It felt like he had just set off an explosive chain reaction, and no matter what happened next, it was too late to take it back. He had become the very embodiment of chaos.
The chat was still vibrating with messages and donations, the air thick with the electric buzz of pure anarchy. He had done it—he’d caused a storm that could not be undone. And even if Ego did get him, he knew one thing for sure:
He’d never be forgotten.
Shinji_The_Viking EGO MIGHT WIN, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY A LEGEND. 💀
SilverPhoenix ON BEHALF OF THE CHAOS COMMUNITY: WE LOVE YOU, IGA! ALWAYS. 👑🔥
Dank_Sushi TELL THE WORLD WHAT YOU DID. YOU’RE OUR HERO.
Just as the screen blinked to black, the chat still running wild, Igarashi could feel the adrenaline coursing through him, knowing he had just set off a chain of events that no one could predict. As he sat back, grinning from ear to ear, the sound of a door crashing open echoed through his earphones—Ego was coming for him.
But then, the unmistakable roar of Ego’s fury filled the air, shattering the silence like thunder.
“GUYS PLEASE NEVER FORGET FREAKY TIME NEVER DIES!!! NEVER DIES!! NEVER DIES!! NEVER DIES!!!!!”
Igarashi froze for a split second, his grin widening as the chat exploded with even more chaos. It was like a battle cry, a declaration that this madness would go on forever.
Goonicide FREAKY TIME NEVER DIES FOR OUR KING IGARASHI! WE WILL RISE AND PREACH HIS TEACHINGS UNTIL WE DIE 😈🔥
Mitsu_The_Master FREAKY TIME NEVER DIES, BABY! WE WILL LIVE BY THIS LEGEND FOREVER. 👑💥
BaconNuggets69 WE'RE ALL FOLLOWING THE PATH NOW. IGA’S SPREADING THE GOSPEL OF CHAOS 🔥🔥🔥
Raven_Stormx LITERALLY THE LEADER OF FREAKY TIME AND I’M HERE FOR IT. EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING, BUT WE’RE WOKE. 😤💯
Igarashi let out a deep, amused chuckle as he leaned back in his chair, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
“Man…” He shook his head, trying to calm down. “This is… this is wild. You guys… you’re making me sound like some sort of cult leader or something.”
He smirked, shaking his head again as the chat flooded with more and more comments. The chant had gone viral, and it was too late to reverse the madness now.
“Freaky Time forever,” Igarashi whispered to himself, his voice filled with a sense of ridiculous pride. “I can’t believe this. I might actually be a legend now.”
As the chat kept chanting, Igarashi pressed the final button to close the stream, but the echo of his fans' madness stayed in the air long after.
Freaky time never dies, amen