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Chapter 9: 9

Notes:

I'm having to post this on my fucking phone bc my computer keeps overheating and black screening every time I try doing literally anything. I'm so sad. I wanted to add pictures and gifs, but idk how to do that on my phone. Rip.

Chat 1-A Guide:
Mina Ashido: Alien Queen
Tsuyu Asui: Froppy
Tenya Iida: Glasses
Denki Kaminari: Charger
Eijiro Kirishima: Sun
Rikido Sato: Sweet Tooth
Kyoka Jiro: Earphone Jack
Fumikage Tokoyami: Hawks 2.0
Katsuki Bakugo: Dynamight
Izuku Midoriya: Deku

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


 

(11:50)

→ to: Katzzz

 

Rockruff: Kat

 

Rockruff: Can we have a conversation

 

Katzzz: conversation 

 

Rockruff: Dude, I’m being serious

 

Katzzz: okay

 

Katzzz: what is this about then? 

 

Katzzz: god damnit, is this about me coming out? this is so annoying

 

Rockruff: Well

 

Rockruff: Yes, that’s what I wanted to talk about :p

 

Katzzz: i hate you

 

Rockruff: – w –

 

Rockruff: Well, I just wanted to let u know I understand u

 

Rockruff: I uh…know how it feels

 

Rockruff: Well its um not the same thing obv

 

Katzzz: what in the actual fuck are you talking about? 

 

Rockruff: AHHHHH

 

Rockruff: I’m sorryyyyyyy 🙇

 

Rockruff: Ur not alone

 

Rockruff: And I’m here for u :)

 

Katzzz: okay???

 

Katzzz: what, are you enby too? i don’t understand what you’re trying to say

 

Katzzz: but thanks ig

 

Rockruff: NO

 

Rockruff: No, no, I’m not

 

Rockruff: That’s why I said my feelings r diff

 

Rockruff: Read plz

 

Katzzz: SHUT THE FUCK UP

   Rockruff ‘💔’ this message

 

Rockruff: Ur so mean to me bro 💔💔💔

 

Katzzz: yeah because you’re annoying

 

Rockruff: 🥺

 

Rockruff: Anyway

 

Rockruff: It's just uh

 

Rockruff: I can understand the whole…gender stuff. Idk. This is about u not me so I should just shut up but I just wanna let u know that I get it! If u need anyone to vent to or…or smth like that then u can message me. If u want. 

 

Katzzz: right, i fuckin will okay? 

 

Katzzz: stop freaking out 

 

Rockruff: :>

 

 

____

 

 

‘Class 1-A’

(13:35)

 

 

Yuga Aoyama: @dead chat Mon amis, do any of you want to do a collab on my YT channel? :3

 

Hawks 2.0: You have a Youtube channel?? 

 

Yuga Aoyama: …Qui. Did I not mention this before?

 

Hawks 2.0: No

 

Yuga Aoyama: Oh

 

Toru Hagukure: Yeah, u did

 

Toru Hagukure: Well u mentioned it to me

 

Toru Hagukure: smth about being happy bc u reached 90k subs 🤷🏼‍♀️

 

Hawks 2.0: 90k????

 

Hawks 2.0: You’re famous 

 

Yuga Aoyama: Jaja,,,i wouldn’t say that..

 

Toru Hagukure: Dude u literally have edits of u on Tiktok that get thousands of views be fr

 

Hawks 2.0: WHAT

 

Hawks 2.0: HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE??

 

Mezo Shoji: I think I saw some of them but I didn’t even register that it was Aoyama for some reason…

 

Yuga Aoyama: OKAY ANYWAY

 

Yuga Aoyama: Does anyone want to collab? You don’t have to have a channel either ✨I’m sure my Éclats will love any of you :D ✨✨

 

Hawks 2.0: What exactly do you do?

 

Yuga Aoyama: Makeup

 

Hawks 2.0: …Ah

 

Hawks 2.0: No thanks then

 

Toru Hagukure: I could <3

 

Yuga Aoyama: Yay :) 

 

 

 

(13:56)

 

Glasses: I'm doing some maintenance for this chat, so please be patient. 

   12 people ‘👍’ this message 

 

 

(14:47)

 

Glasses changed the background 

 

Glasses archived old photos 

 

Glasses added a pinned message

 

Glasses kicked ‘Minoru Mineta’ 

 

Glasses added ‘Hitoshi Shinso’ 

 

Glasses: @Hitoshi Shinso Read the rules please. 

 

Yuga Aoyama: *tbhcreatureconfetti.gif*

 

Ochako Uraraka: Hello :3 

 

Froppy: Finally, that other guy is gone. Celebration, kero. 

 

Ochako Uraraka: 🎉 🎉 

 

Earphone Jack: Felt so satisfying when Present Mic expelled him in the middle of class 

 

Earphone Jack: Hello babe 😚 

 

Hitoshi Shinso: I'm not ur “babe” 

 

Earphone Jack: Ow, rejection 

 

Hitoshi Shinso: I hate u 

 

 

Hitoshi Shinso changed their name to ‘Mind Jack'

 

 

Mind Jack: Die, Jiro

 

Earphone Jack: Mean ( – 3 – )

 

Earphone Jack: And I said u could call me by my first name now!!

 

Mind Jack: No

 

Ochako Uraraka: What is going on??? 😕

 

Earphone Jack: He's just being an ass, as usual

 

Mind Jack: I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU RN

 

Mind Jack: @Charger @Charger @Charger @Charger

 

Ochako Uraraka: Wow. Two Bakugo's. This is awesome. 

 

Mind Jack: >:/

 

Charger: guys, guys, calm down

 

Mind Jack: I am calm 

 

Mind Jack: I was just…joking…

 

Earphone Jack: Say that when you “”accidentally”” brainwashed me LAST NIGHT 

 

Mind Jack: It was an accident!!! 

 

Mind Jack: I'd literally never do that on purpose u jackass 

 

Earphone Jack: 🤨 thought you had to use ur quirk intentionally for it to work 

 

Mind Jack: I'm 16 

 

Mind Jack: I accidentally brainwashed Aizawa a couple times 

 

Ochako Uraraka: wtf 

 

Ochako Uraraka: …can you brainwash him into cancelling the quiz on Friday? 

 

Ochako Uraraka: *beggingcat.gif*

 

Mind Jack: Absolutely not 

 

Mind Jack: Stop being a lazy ass and do the work

 

Mind Jack: You know. I would do anything to become a proper hero student and yet you guys complain about it 24/7 like little babies

 

Mind Jack: /nsrs 

 

Ochako Uraraka: I thought you're being transferred to our class? :p

 

Mind Jack: Not guaranteed 

 

Mind Jack: Idk, maybe I'll have more fun being around Monoma you don't know 

 

Charger: (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) b-bu~but wouldn't u luv to be in the same class as ur booooyfriend 

 

Charger: *pikachucrying.png*

 

Charger: I get it. Ur secretly in luv w/ Monoma. I understand. But he's straight so u have no chance anyway /j

 

Mind Jack: I'm not in love with Monoma that's disgusting 

 

Mind Jack: You're projecting 

 

Charger: NO

 

Charger: I say he's hot ONE TIME and suddenly that means I have a crush on him 

 

Mind Jack: I'm ssing that & sending it to him at this very moment 

 

Charger: NO NO NO NO

 

Earphone Jack: That's gross I think I'm gonna throw up 

 

Mind Jack: That's what I'm saying…

 

Earphone Jack: Like why would anyone ever like that repulsive bitch? Denks, I thought you had good taste

 

Charger: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。

 

Charger: It wuz during the entrance exams Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò I thoght “wow that dude’s hot” 

 

Charger: I DIDN'T KNOW HIS PERSONALITY YET!!

 

Earphone Jack: Uh-huh 

 

Earphone Jack: Did u think that about Bakugo too? I bet u did. You apparently love arrogant blond assholes

 

Charger: STOPPPP

 

Charger: I've thought that about everyone (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

 

Mind Jack: Everyone includes Bakugo right?

 

Charger: STOP BRINGING THEM UP AHAHAAAA 

 

Charger: What aboutt Momo, huh Jiro?? Or That one guy from Gen Ed!?? 

 

Mind Jack:

 

Earphone Jack: Ok, u got me there 

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: I think I'm concerned about all of your healths

 

Mind Jack: What “guy” from Gen Ed???? Which “guy”?? Jiro!!!

 

Earphone Jack: Dawg chill 

 

Earphone Jack: I got over that crush a while ago 

 

Mind Jack: Idc, which guy?

 

Earphone Jack: [name]

 

Charger: LOL

 

Ochako Uraraka: I'm sorry Jiro, but that guy is ugly 

 

Mezo Shoji: Maybe he has a good personality, looks ain't everything you know?

 

Ochako Uraraka: Yeah and a big [redacted]

 

Mezo Shoji: You're gross 

 

Ochako Uraraka: IT'S A JOKE

 

Charger: That joke is craaaazy

 

Charger: No but yeah, that guy is kinda ugly…srry Kyo

 

Earphone Jack: Y'all are so mean 

 

Mind Jack: Ew ew ew

 

Mind Jack: That guy is an asshole + has a small [redacted]

 

Mind Jack: Don't ask how I know that 

 

Ochako Uraraka: How do you know that? 

 

Mezo Shoji: Can you guys PLEASE stop talking about genitals?? 

 

Earphone Jack: Close + mute the chat Shoji 

 

Mezo Shoji: Fine 

 

Mind Jack: Rip

 

Mind Jack: Anyway

 

Mind Jack: I 100% totally did NOT have a one night stand with [name] a month into first year 

 

Charger: I hate u so much rn 

 

Charger: I don't wanna think about this •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

 

Earphone Jack: Legitimately threw up in my mouth when I read that 

 

Earphone Jack: Say that shit in our private chat you asshole 

 

Mind Jack: Right 

 

Hanta Sero: Wait a sec

 

Hanta Sero: You three have a private chat? Why? 

 

Charger: UhhHHhh

 

Mind Jack: MIND UR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS TAPE BOY

 

Hanta Sero: God damn 😰

 

 

____

 

 

(20:04)

→ to: Sho

 

Ochako: Hey

 

Ochako: -fanfiction.net/s/43519361/1/BlazingWind-

 

Ochako: I think you'll like this :3 

 

 

(20:16)

 

Sho: Did you write it?

 

Ochako: Yeah!! It's an Au of Oots, since I know u love that arc ❤️

 

Ochako: Breezepelt is one of your favorites right? He's the main pov in this ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

 

Sho: Wow.

 

Sho: I will read it right now, thank you Ocha. 

 

 

(21:10)

 

Sho: 10/10

 

Sho: Thank you for having Breezepelt kill his dad at the end.

 

Sho: I've always wanted him to do that.

 

Ochako: *autismcreaturecry.png*

 

Ochako: Glad u liked it!!! 

 

Sho: I wish I could write as good as you.

 

Ochako: I'm sure u could :3 but fanfic doesn't need to be well written. Just write whatever comes to mind, I'll even proofread it for you!!

 

Sho: Hm. 

 

Sho: Okay. Thank you. 

 

Ochako: <3

 

 

____

 

 

(7:26)

→ to: Kaminari 

 

Class Prez: Kaminari. 

 

Class Prez: I'm just checking in.

 

Class Prez: I heard a loud bang from your room. Are you okay?

 

Kaminari: Uh, yeah 

 

Kaminari: Just fel off my bed 

 

Class Prez: That didn't sound like you just fell off your bed.

 

Class Prez: Did something happen?

 

Kaminari: Ur sooo nosy lol

 

Kaminari: Sry 

 

Kaminari: yeah my desk kinda fell over too

 

Class Prez: It fell over? Did it do that on its own?

 

Kaminari: …no

 

Kaminari: I got frustratd w/ my hw that's all

 

Kaminari: Ur just like my dad 

 

Kaminari: lookin to punish me 4 doing smth bad 

 

Kaminari: ur a freek 

 

Class Prez: ???

 

Class Prez: I'm not going to punish you, I just wanted to know because it concerned me. 

 

Class Prez: I think you need a mental health break from school. 

 

Kaminari: rufht, bc im week??? 

 

Class Prez: That's not what I said or meant. 

 

Class Prez: Just…stay in bed. I'll tell our teachers you're not coming to class today. 

                          Kaminari ‘🌑’ this message

 

 

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‘Class 1-A’ 

(12:46)

 

 

Mashirao Ojiro: I'm starting to think if Aizawa Sensei did transfer Shinso to our class, it wouldn't be a good idea…

 

Alien Queen: Let's just kick Bakugo out then

 

Alien Queen: Problem solved 

 

Mashirao Ojiro: Oh God, I can hear yelling right about now …

 

Dynamight: WOW PINKIE THAT'S AWESOME YEAH KICK ME OUT SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME FUCKING INSOMNIAC FREAK IN OUR CLASS 

 

Dynamight: i'm never cooking for your flat-ass ever again 🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

Alien Queen: Excuse u, I do not have a flat ass 

 

Dynamight: yes you do, you complain about it all the time 

 

Alien Queen: No I don't 😒

 

Dynamight: *screenshot.of.extras_14.png*

*image ID: screenshot of a conversation in ‘Bakusquad’ chat. The top message is from Mina, and says ‘man my ass is so flat wtf’ with a photo of said ass in the mirror (note: Bakugo censored this). :end ID*

 

Alien Queen: What the hell??

 

Alien Queen: That's doctored 

 

Dynamight: NO IT'S NOT, FUCK YOU

 

Hanta Sero: Um, does nobody else find it concerning Bakugo has a screenshot like that readily available? 😬

 

Hanta Sero: Like, what else have they screenshotted???

 

Dynamight: *screenshot.of.extras_12.png* 

→ *image ID: screenshot of a conversation in ‘Bakusquad’ chat. There is an image of Sero, who is wearing a maid outfit and sitting on his bed. The message below, from Sero, says ‘Did I do this right?’.* 

   10 people ‘😳’ this message 

 

Hanta Sero:

 

Hanta Sero: DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW AGHHH

 

Dynamight: over my dead body lol

 

Hanta Sero: lol???

 

Hanta Sero: Stop laughing at me >:(

 

Dynamight: no 

 

Ochako Uraraka: GAHAAAAHAA YOU LOOK SO STUPID IN THAT OUTFIT 

 

Ochako Uraraka: Saving that btw 

 

Hanta Sero: NooooOooO

 

Shoto Todoroki: You know, if I knew you would do that when I fought you in the Sports Festival, I would've kept you frozen in my ice forever. 

 

Hanta Sero: Mean ☹️ 

 

Alien Queen: He'd like that ‘Roki, that's not much of a punishment 

 

Hanta Sero: SHUT UP I WOULD NOT 

 

Shoto Todoroki: ah 

 

Shoto Todoroki: *catfloppingdown.gif* 

   3 people ‘🐈’ this message 

 

Alien Queen: lol

 

 

 

 

(16:15)

 

Mind Jack: I second kicking Bakugo out of your class 

 

Mind Jack: 👍

 

Earphone Jack: Third 

 

Sun: Guys, nooo (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

 

Earphone Jack: Guys, yes 

 

Dynamight: i will fucking choke you both until you die 

 

Mind Jack: Hot 

 

Dynamight: WHAT

 

Dynamight: IT'S NOT HOT SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU 

   2 people ‘😘’ this message 

 

Dynamight: aAAA DEKU WHY DID U LIKE THAT MESSAGE???? 

 

Deku: it's…funny?

 

Dynamight: i'll show you funny, shithead 🖕🖕

 

Deku: :) 

 

 

Froppy: Guys are literally so gross, kero

 

Froppy: Anyway

 

Froppy: Have any of you seen Kaminari today?

 

Toru Hagukure: No?

 

Froppy: Weird 

 

Froppy: @Mind Jack 

 

Mind Jack: Do u srly like I know where he is 24/7?

 

Froppy: Yes 🤨 

 

Earphone Jack: He said something about a “brain break” when I knocked on his door this morning. Idk. He's prob asleep rn

 

Froppy: Okay, kero. Didn't want him to suddenly disappear again like last time. 

 

Earphone Jack: Rip

 

 

____

 

 

(19:00)

→ to: Denks 

 

Kyo: Are you okay?

 

Kyo: I know you might not want to talk considering you locked your door 

 

Kyo: But I just wanna let u know, we're all here for you

 

Denks: soooo srs kyooo 

 

Denks: Iida just said I shuld take a break 4 the day :p

 

Denks: Im feeling better now :)

 

Kyo: You sure?

 

Denks: Yes!!!

 

Denks: I ecen finished my hw 

 

Denks: Ive been playing Pkm Emerald 4 like 30 min 

 

Denks: U wanna play w/ me? :3 

 

Kyo: Ig 

 

 

____

 

 

‘Class 1-A’ 

(20:34)

 

Charger: GUYS GYYS OMG AHHHF

 

Charger: *photo ID: capture card screenshot of Pokemon Emerald, where the player is engaging in a battle. A level 70 Rayquaza is on the opponent side of the battle, the sparkle animation still mid play. : end ID* 

   5 people ‘🎉’ this image 

 

Charger: IM SO EXCITED HEHRE \⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/

 

Charger: Only tok uh, 9k RAs but its was wurth it holy shit 

 

Ochako Uraraka: woah…um…that's nice 

 

Charger: Dont act so uninterested Uraraka :(

 

Ochako Uraraka: Sorry, I'm just not interested in Pokemon 

 

Charger: aw

 

Charger: Hey that kinda reninds me of smth 

 

Charger: I wuz thinking about which Pkm u all would be!! I put in some srs thought 

 

Charger: Uraraka would be Clefairy ofc 

 

Ochako Uraraka: What

 

Ochako Uraraka: Why? 

 

Charger: Well 1st, itz a Fairy type. I think youd be a Fairy type. 2nd, iirc in some of its dex entries it can float in mid air!! So cool 

 

Charger: Its also cute ⁠◝⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◜

 

Ochako Uraraka: Uh…haha that's um, really nice of you

 

Charger: Then Hichan would be Malamar. Kyo is Whismur (or Espurr I havent decided), Mido is Breloom, Tsu is Politoed, Kacchan is Primeape (maybe Annihilape bc the red eyes)

 

Charger: Ei could be Hisuian Arcanine (Big dog + Rock type), Tokoyami is totally Murkrow/Hounchcrow lik literally same face & everything 

 

Charger: Ofc I'm Pikachu 

 

Hanta Sero: What Pokemon am I? 

 

Charger: uhhhhhhhh…..

 

Charger: idk uh Sylveon or smth? Bc ribbons??? My brain haz ben stuck on that 4 a while

 

Charger: Also Todo. The only Ice/Fire type Pkm is Zen Mode Galarian Darmanitan & that doesn't fit Todo at all. Grerr. If I only went w/ Ice type Pkm, he'd be Baxcalibur (600 bst, crazy ice powers, draaaagon). Fire type, he would be Ninetales. Dont ask why thatz just where my mind whent to

 

Shoto Todoroki: Game Freak needs to make more Fire/Ice Pokemon

 

Charger: Right??? Like come on!!! Itz frustraating me

 

Hanta Sero: Todoroki would be Articuno 

 

Hanta Sero: Also Sylveon? Is that srly the only ribbon / tape like Pkm? 

 

Charger: Prob not I just cant remember 

 

Charger: Articuno wuld work if it was a hackd vers that learned Flamethrower 

 

Charger: & I mean Ninetales has a fire & an ice vers so u could combine thos & make a Fire/Ice Ninetails

 

Shoto Todoroki: Thinking about this…

 

Shoto Todoroki: @Deku Draw Fire/Ice Ninetales please. 

 

Dynamight: deku is asleep now fuckface do not wake him up for your stupid conversation 

 

Shoto Todoroki: I doubt that he would be asleep at 20:54.

 

Dynamight: well he is so shut the fuck up 

 

Shoto Todoroki: Okay. 

 

Dynamight: 🖕

 

Charger: U ruined my convo :( 

 

Charger: Kacchan I need ur opinion. Would u be Primeape or Annihilape?? 

 

Dynamight: annihilape, duh. looks cooler

 

Shoto Todoroki: Isn't Annihilape the one that got so angry that it died? I feel like that does fit Bakugo. 

 

Dynamight: I HATE YOU

 

Shoto Todoroki: My point proven. 

 

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Notes:

I wanted to remove Mineta for so long bc I wasn't doing anything with him, so I added a story reason for his removal! Preset Mic expelled him because he wrote something super gross about both Midnight and Momo on one of his English assignments.

Yeah, I can actually have Shinso interact more with everyone! He has beef w/ Bakugo and I find that funny every time. Shin rlly loves messing with them.

Do any of you have ideas on what Pkm Sero would be? Just like Kaminari, I'm blanking.

Notes:

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