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-The picnic-
Kyle walks up to Stan, Kenny and Cartman, who are just talking to each other, and walks up to them with a smirk
Heyyy guys! Kyle says happily
Oh hey dude! Where have you been? You weren't at your house today... Stan says wondering where he was this morning
I was just about to tell you about that! So...what if we had a picnic FOR GUYS! Kyle says confident in his idea
Cartman just laughed at his idea Dude that's gay! You're a girl! He says dying from laughter
Shut up FATASS! Kyle angrily nudged him me in the shoulder
Guys stop fighting! This is like the 4th time this week! Stan says annoyed about his friends constant bickering
Fine fine, but...am I acting like a girl for wanting a guys picnic...? Kyle says to Stan questioning himself
Well uh...no but yes? Not that Cartmans right or anything- Stan says trying not to be rude
Kenny pat's Kyle on the back and speaks in a muffled voice It's ok dude, Cartmans just an asshole.
AYE! That's not true! I was just saying facts! Cartman says angrily crossing his arms
Well I think we should go! I mean we don't have anything better to do anyway right...? Kenny says in a muffled voice because of his big orange parka
Well uh I mean I guess you're right! Let's go! Stan says happily
Ugh you guys want to be little girls?! Weird asses! Cartman says annoyed as he crosses his arms
Ok let's go! Kyle says completely ignoreing Cart man, as he starts walking twords a nice area cleared from the trees around them with pretty flowers scattered throughout the bright green grass
Kyle puts a blanket down and sits on it happily as his friends join him on it
Isn't this fun guys? Kyle says with a smile
I'm telling you we're gonna be called GIRLS! Cartman says angrily after sitting on the blanket
-Burger time-
Dude I can't wait to eat! Cartman shouts to the rest of the boys as all 4 of them are walking to the local burger place to spend their allowances
Yeah we know. Kyle says annoyed as he rolls his eyes at Cartmans yelling
Well I'm hungry to! Stan says impatiently as his stomach growls
Me three... Kenny says a he pats his stomach as they walk into the burger place
Ok who here has the most money? Respectfully, as our friend, YOU should pay for everyone's food! And get me an ice cream. Cartman says requesting a lot
No ones getting you anything! We all have our own money, that's why we spent 3 months saving up our allowances! Kyle says still annoyed at him
did bring money right...? Stan asked suspicious of him
Of course I did! But it's not like I would actually take that long to save up for something so stupid! I just took it from my mom's purse! I'm sure the bitch can't tell the difference. Cartman says not caring as they get in line for food
Oh yeah about that...I-i uh didn't bring anything... Kenny says sadly
Dude?! We told you to save up! Kyle says surprised that he didn't listen
Well I tried but I only got up to 2.57$ before I gave up- Kenny says pulling out the little bit of money he had
But you need at least 5$ for a burger! Stan says disappointed
And we all only have enough money for us individually! I don't think anyone brought extras except-! Kyle pauses when he realizes
What? You better not be talking about me! If it's me I swear! Cartman says angrily as everyone begins to look at him for support
-The terrors of growing up
The 4 boys are hanging out at Kyles house, playing games (currently Kenny and Kyle are in a match together) when Stan suddenly asks a question while looking miserable
Guys...can I tell you something...? Stan says while looking down in a quiet voice
Oh sure what is it? Kyle says not taking his eyes off the screen, trying to stay as concentrated as possible
It's my parents! They keep saying I'm too immature, or that I'm too little to do things! It isn't fair... Stan says annoyed and sad
I mean parents do be like that sometimes... Cartman says not really contributing to the conversation
No it's not that...I just wish I was older so I could stay home alone, and watch R rated movies by myself! You know...normal kid stuff! Stan says wanting to be older to have more freedom.