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It all started with party that some how ended with a fake relationship to prove they could move on from there exes or in other words Kyle and Tweek agree to pretend to be in a relationship after both of there hearts get broken by their respective boyfriends (now exs ) to get back at them
but how much of it is really fake?
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向下望去，汽车、马车和自行车在泥泞的大街上爬行着，人群如同观星图上的小数点。在红砖建筑和哥特式尖顶未能刺破的地方，泰晤士河像一条缝合黄昏和夜晚的闪亮银线。渡轮和帆板就是穿在这条线上草蜢，正从烟囱里咳出煤烟，直直升上低垂的夏日天穹。
注：轻松快乐的帕克小孩in Hogwarts，时间线在1920s，霍校老师名单用着HPL（霍格沃茨之遗）的版本。
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Five teenagers stuck together by pure chance find themselves descending into the unknown after receiving vaguely threatening messages and a mysterious link on a chat website.
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The year Liane passed away, Eric was 13 and Scott was 18. With no other relatives, Scott became the only adult eligible for custody of Eric. Overnight, their lives were turned upside down. Eric struggled with severe suicidal tendencies, which led him to desperately seek out Scott and ask to be adopted. In order to "care for" this fragile little piggy, Scott ended up paying many unexpected prices. Once again, their fates became intertwined. Could these two traumatized children find a different possibility for their future? The answer was an absolute yes.
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The students of South Park High School are joined by an eccentric new kid from abroad as they navigate the typical trials of teenagedom, and the atypical nature of their not-so-quiet little redneck mountain town.
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Just when you think you know someone...
He has never spoken about his past, and for a good reason. He had spent years running, hiding behind a mask, both literal and figuratively. He doesn't even know who he is anymore. But what happens when his past decides to rear its ugly head? Can his team reach him in time?
Or is he doomed to an eternity of pain?
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Mike and will confess to each other and defeat Vecna with the powers of gay by Linos_doesnt_know
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Hannibal (TV), South Park
06 Jan 2026
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What it says in the title except I torture Mike a bit (a lot)
Read at your own stake.
Uh Mike though he was a lesbian, will kinda not really confessed like he did in the tower and shit goes down, happy ending with special guests.
This is crack as stated and is similar to the random unrealistic humour you get from owm
EXCEPT I treat will like he DESERVES to be treated cuz that's my child frfr
This 10000% happened in season 5 btw, it was just OFF SCREEN amiright
This work was inspired from a good friend's humor but he better not find this shit...
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Tweek se cruza con un omega que lo complementa, pero este con el afan de ganar un tonto ranking, termina en un lio con otro alfa...
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Tweek es un alfa que intenta conquistar el frio corazón de Craig Tucker, pero la tendra complicada gracias a la intervecion de Damian Thorn
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Douchebag is a college student drowning himself in his own misery and alcohol. After accidentally passing out in the bar, he meets a magical girl who asks for his help.
He just wants to get drunk and pass out in his dorm. Is that so much to ask?
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Kenny and Craig have been stuck in a bit of a loop. Each time they reach the full moon, the world ends, subsequently resetting. After a new encounter in a sea of familiarity, they find themselves getting closer to one another.
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“I know it sounds dumb and all, but, kid,
you’ve repaid me just by being a good friend to talk to.”Kyle Broflovski is a fifteen year old boy being forced to get a job at a run-down mechanic shop for the entire summer. There, he meets his new mentor, and teacher of all things cars and mechanics: Stan Marsh, a twenty seven year old who often finds himself lonely at work. Things start to go downhill before Kyle can even notice he's falling.
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Craig drifts among family and friends, admired yet alone. His deadpan humor, sharp tongue, and loud mouth draw laughter and affection, yet beneath the surface, he dreams of being more than a prime number. A desire that forces him into an uncomfortable truth.
Yet, as the world turns, fragile as glass, small collisions bring change. An unexpected face gives him a glimpse of what he's been missing: a spark that shows him that he must embrace discomfort for comfort.
Like the stars in our sky, even prime numbers exist within a larger system. They intersect, resonate, and influence the numbers around them.
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"See, that's the thing movies always get wrong. Vampires can only drink from people with your own blood type." The man says. "And there's only one other person in town who has AB negative."
Kyle's stomach churns. "Who?"
A file stamped 'Hell's Pass Hospital' slaps down on the table. A school picture grins up at him smugly.
"Some kid called Eric Cartman. Do you know him?"
Kyle stares. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."
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A captive human knight awaits execution in an Elven prison after a failed assassination attempt on the royal family. Broken, stripped, and filled with hatred for the elves - whom he blames for every bad thing in his life - he expects only death.
The atmosphere shifts when the heir to the Elven throne arrives. Bracing himself for a classic offer of betrayal in exchange for his life Marshwalker is stunned when the prince instead makes a shocking and direct proposition. -
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“You can’t punish us!” It came out sharper than Stan intended. Mr. Mackey blinked, eyebrows raised. “Oh? And why can’t I?”
Stan’s brain gave up. No plan. No logic. Just Kyle’s eyes still on him, wide and uncertain and trusting and Stan decided to just bullshit his way out of this.
“Because…That would be discrimination.”
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Cansados de estar solteros en una navidad más a sus treinta años de vida, intentando evadir responsabilidades y las expectativas familiares, Kyle y Cartman acuerdan convertirse en la cita del otro en cada festividad del año, sin implicar sentimientos ni responsabilidades afectivas; solo acompañamiento. Sin embargo, quizá podrían llegar a descubrir sentimientos reales en el camino.
(Adaptación Kyman de la película “Holidate (2020)”).
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Cada mayo, un niño desaparece en South Park sin dejar rastro.
En 2018, fue Tweek quien desapareció, dejando a su mejor amigo atrapado entre la culpa y el vacío. Seis años después, Tweek regresa, pero ya no es el mismo. Guarda un secreto y un poder que lo cambiaran todo. Craig está dispuesto a hacer lo que sea con tal de salvarlo y protegerlo. Pero, ¿en realidad Tweek necesita su protección... o será al revés? -
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The Coon tries to reform Coon and friends 10 years after a big event that cause the destruction of South Park and freedom pals to split up. Mysterion knows that his intentions are not for the best.
No one knows each other secret indentity.
Basically, I just imagined The Coon singing "vox populi" bruh. First fanfic btw 💔 english is not my first language btw 💔