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stan’s life is a slow burn of homework, football, and teenage desire. every moment hums with the ache of wanting, of fearing, of not knowing how to feel alive. everyone preoccupied with college, sex, sport, everything he once did before. now he cant get anything down but the sweet burn of antiseptic in his throat.
college is slowly emerging, but how will he survive college if he cant even survive southpark?
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Ranger Stan Marshwalker is fiercely loyal to his kingdom. He’s given the choice of freedom for his people, or death.
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The Broflovski family acquires some baby chicks for their very own backyard coop. Kyle is put in charge of their care, at first hesitant he’s happy to become the baby chick’s mama. Stan is also happy to help out. But when Kyle comes down with a mysterious illness causing him to grow feathers, the superbest friends are separated. When Kyle’s parents want to get rid of the chicks, sick Kyle can only rely on Stan to make sure his babies are safe.
Whumptober 2025
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- Part 12 of Nosebridgepinch’s Whumptober
- Part 2 of Broflovski Family Dynamics
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cold case
/ˈkōld ˌkās/
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an unsolved criminal investigation which remains open pending the discovery of new evidence.Six years ago a fire broke out in South Park Elementary taking 12 lives.
But Leopold knows better. Those 12 students are alive. Somewhere. The answer though is impossible to find with something covering up the truth.
And now with strange heroes coming into South Park to ruin his evil plans this made his life harder. But those heroes may just be the answers he need. -
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After escaping Germany and heading to the United States, Kyle’s family ends up eventually in South Park, Colorado. He meets a cowboy named Stan Marsh, and has to adjust to his new life on Stan’s family farm.
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Kyle Broflovski, head archivist of the McElroy Institute, just wants to record his statements and go home.
But, between an asshole boss, his two annoying co-workers, and his mountains of unread statements, this might take a while…
Or, Kyle is head archivist of the Magnus Institute, America Edition
Or, the overlapping obsessions won
(Doesn’t require either fandom to be understood)
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Dressed for Halloween as Viktor and Jayce from Arcane, Kyle and Stan finally get some alone time ;)
~OrangeJuiceVerse style dressed as jayvik gettin it on!~
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- Part 6 of OJV But Make It Spicy
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The Acts of Sin (~ACT ONE: ENVY~) by YouTheManFINALLYHasAnArchive
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), South Park
08 Oct 2025
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- Part 1 of The Acts of Sin
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When a misunderstanding spirals into being taken from a comfortable home and a kind master, Kyle finds himself at the mercy of a cruel new owner. Faced with an impossible task at the threat of death, however, a blue-eyed man hovering outside his tower window offers his salvation.
But, everything comes at a price.
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A collection of mpreg one shots with the ships of South Park (not quite.. it’s only just started. SEND REQUESTS)
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Dying sucked, you know what sucked worse? Murder, if he was going to be cursed with immortality, he might as well do something right with it. Starting with these murders happening all over the place.
But of course, it was never going to be that simple, getting the FBI to chase him across the whole of America had been an accident. And what was this? The Cult of Cthulhu was back? And Cartman's a part of them?
You know, somehow the last part was the least surprising.
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It's the last prom night of their high school careers, senior year, and it wouldn't be right to go out with anything but a bang. Their dates have been rounded up, as well as all the booze and illicit substances one might need to have a stellar last prom. Everything was falling into place...except for the two sorry suckers who had yet to find dates.
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As co-leader of Treasure Cove, Kyle has a lot to deal with - providing for his faction, keeping the book on their side of the White Line, and managing a potential uprising from the younger generation of South Park citizens, spearheaded by his brother no less.
He's not sure his relationship with Mayor Eric Cartman of Smiley Town is healthy either, but their sexual games are his only distraction from a fraught present and an unsure future.
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An alien device creates chaos as it forces the characters to body-swap. Will they be able to stop the aliens from taking over? Will they even be able to survive as eachother?
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Style sickfic requests, for those of us who are shamelessly obsessed with how cute they are taking care of each other.
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Forbidden Love (A Red Guy x Glamrock Freddy fanfic) by IloveJimmyValmer
Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Five Nights at Freddy's, The Six Wives of Henry VIII (TV 1970), Terrifier (Movies - Leone), South Park, Nirvana (US Band)
08 Oct 2025
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Some random fanfic i wrote in my art class instead of paying attention. first fanfic btw. THIS IS A JOKE I DONT SHIP ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. If u want more chapters let me know (im dyslexic btw so it might be kinda shitty)
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A strange lady irrupts in Kenny's life. Everything points out that she is...himself..., from another dimension. One of the many Mysterions in existence. But that's impossible, isn't it? Unless there is some kind of problem with the fabric of reality the Freedom Pals must fix.
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- Part 3 of South Park Heroes
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Incluso en un pueblo sanguinario como South Park, se celebran las fiestas, y cumplen con sus tradiciones.
Para la dulce Erica Cartman, esas épocas son momentos donde puede tranquilizarse y no estar preocupada por recibir una bala en la cabeza. Además de pasarla bien junto con sus amigos. Ya tiene su rutina. Es poco probable que las cosas cambien, ¿o sí?
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Eric comes back after a work trip and Kyle has been waiting for him.
Kinktober 2025 - Day 7: Chastity
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)
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Kenny McCormick was used to dying, but when a rogue criminal threatens his friends, he's willing to go the full mile to protect them even if it means taking them as a civilian. As it turns out, he's not granted the mercy of dying quietly.
Whumptober Day 8 Prompts
"Oh horror, oh horror, what did you see?"
Held at Gunpoint
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025