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The Thief (El Ladron) TRADUCCION by Doll_Love
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: Stick of Truth - Fandom, South Park: Vara de la Verdad
06 Jan 2026
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La oferta que el Gran Hechicero le ofrecio a Craig era bastante simple, robar la Vara de la Verdad del Alto Reino Elfo y como recompensa, su amigo seria liberado del destierro.
Una adaptacion inspirada por la historia de fantasia y origenes los personajes en La Vara de la Verdad inventaron para ellos mismos.
Importante aclarar que esta es una simple traduccion hecha con el permiso de la autora original al Idioma Espanol (mayormente latino, que es en el que soy fluyente.) La historia original fue escrita por Wintergrew aqui mismo en AO3, denle besos y abrazos a la hermosa.
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Tweek se cruza con un omega que lo complementa, pero este con el afan de ganar un tonto ranking, termina en un lio con otro alfa...
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You're immortal trapped between life and death, longing to feel alive - ironically enough.
He thought he was the only one.
Maybe this time doesn’t have to be so lonely.
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向下望去，汽车、马车和自行车在泥泞的大街上爬行着，人群如同观星图上的小数点。在红砖建筑和哥特式尖顶未能刺破的地方，泰晤士河像一条缝合黄昏和夜晚的闪亮银线。渡轮和帆板就是穿在这条线上草蜢，正从烟囱里咳出煤烟，直直升上低垂的夏日天穹。
注：轻松快乐的帕克小孩in Hogwarts，时间线在1920s，霍校老师名单用着HPL（霍格沃茨之遗）的版本。
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Craig has always dreamed of floating through the stars and swore he would make that happen, and dreams can come true if you shave off the corners and squint.
With a Starcraft that falls apart at the seams, and a crew that seems to follow suit, it's a miracle they can make a single credit shuffling cargo from port to port. Having to spend too long on a highly anticipated planet, Craig makes use of his off time integrating poorly into society and being bothered by the charismatic patrons that lined the streets.
A story of thankful hellos and space fated Craig and Tweek. -
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Douchebag is a college student drowning himself in his own misery and alcohol. After accidentally passing out in the bar, he meets a magical girl who asks for his help.
He just wants to get drunk and pass out in his dorm. Is that so much to ask?
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Kenny and Craig have been stuck in a bit of a loop. Each time they reach the full moon, the world ends, subsequently resetting. After a new encounter in a sea of familiarity, they find themselves getting closer to one another.
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Craig drifts among family and friends, admired yet alone. His deadpan humor, sharp tongue, and loud mouth draw laughter and affection, yet beneath the surface, he dreams of being more than a prime number. A desire that forces him into an uncomfortable truth.
Yet, as the world turns, fragile as glass, small collisions bring change. An unexpected face gives him a glimpse of what he's been missing: a spark that shows him that he must embrace discomfort for comfort.
Like the stars in our sky, even prime numbers exist within a larger system. They intersect, resonate, and influence the numbers around them.
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A captive human knight awaits execution in an Elven prison after a failed assassination attempt on the royal family. Broken, stripped, and filled with hatred for the elves - whom he blames for every bad thing in his life - he expects only death.
The atmosphere shifts when the heir to the Elven throne arrives. Bracing himself for a classic offer of betrayal in exchange for his life Marshwalker is stunned when the prince instead makes a shocking and direct proposition. -
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Cada mayo, un niño desaparece en South Park sin dejar rastro.
En 2018, fue Tweek quien desapareció, dejando a su mejor amigo atrapado entre la culpa y el vacío. Seis años después, Tweek regresa, pero ya no es el mismo. Guarda un secreto y un poder que lo cambiaran todo. Craig está dispuesto a hacer lo que sea con tal de salvarlo y protegerlo. Pero, ¿en realidad Tweek necesita su protección... o será al revés? -
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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media. -
El Ladrón by It_has_to_be_you_55
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Fandom)
05 Jan 2026
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La oferta que el Gran Mago le hizo a Craig era bastante simple: Recuperar la Vara de la Verdad del Alto Reino de los Elfos y, a cambio, su amigo podría regresar del destierro.
Una adaptación muy libre/inspirada en la mitología fantástica y las historias de fondo que los chicos crearon para sí mismos en la Vara de la Verdad (Stick of Truth).
¡Ahora en formato de podfic!
¡También disponible en mandarín!
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The Butthole by Pajaros_en_la_cabeza
Fandoms: South Park, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
04 Jan 2026
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A criminal organization which has created a drug with devastating effects. A conspiracy in Hell that will bring the disaster to this realm. An alien brought up on Earth who comes back to annihilate it. An old lost friend determined to pull everyone into the abyss. The Freedom Pals can't handle everything—so what can you do? You're not a hero. All you've ever wanted since you were a kid is a normal life. But you are the New Kid. You moved to South Park. You simply can't have a normal life. And for some reason, everybody counts on you. Will you save South Park—or doom it? Will you even make it to the end?
A choose-your-own-adventure fanfic mostly based on the video games.Series
- Part 9 of South Park Heroes
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For centuries, the divided land of Zaron has enjoyed a tenuous peace. That peace is shattered when the signing of an armistice treaty between the humans of Kupa Keep and the elves of Larnion is ambushed by armies of the Underdark, throwing both kingdoms into chaos.
In a world marred by mistrust and ancient hatred, survival hinges on an alliance brokered by their adversarial peoples. In a collision of their cultures, loyalties are tested and new friendships must be forged if they have any hope against the Underdark’s sinister forces.
War is coming, and only in darkness may light be found.
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Craig goes to the Park County Fair expecting nothing but overpriced cotton candy and boredom. What he doesn't expect is Stan Marsh behind the counter.
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Growing up Craig was raised to live by God's teachings. As if he wasn't stressed out enough, trying to manage balancing graduating from high school and dealing with a job as a teenager, he discovers something inside himself. He catches himself developing romantic feelings towards his close friend and coworker Tweek.
His thoughts, feelings and guilt result in him spiraling into a deeper state of agony, so much so that he fails to recognise the problems Tweek himself is facing in time.
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Because every other Pip pairing needs more love.
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Too old to play with toys, too young to play with guns by BelugaLies
Fandoms: South Park
03 Jan 2026
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Near the end of high school, after his parents finally manage to buy their own coffeehouse, city-dweller Tweek Tweak moves to a small town. He falls in with the wrong crowd, and falls in love.
Thanks to his father's mistakes, Kyle loses his chance to go away to college. He stays behind in South Park with Stan, who's afraid of both his own feelings and of turning into Randy.
Butters, still stuck under his parents' thumb, struggles to define himself as different in a town that's eating itself alive. Kenny, his best friend, wants to get out of town and away from his folks as fast as possible, but has an interesting (read: self-destructive, dangerous) way of going about it.
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Nothing could force this unlikely group to squeeze into a single beat up van en route to their sleepy hometown of South Park, Colorado. Except, maybe, the end of the fucking world.
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The zombie apocalypse fic no one asked for.
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Suddenly, he remembered.
“It is a multiversal virus, which is making him switch places with an alternate version of himself.”
“Oh…” He mumbled. “Ooooh. I understand what you’re saying. I remember the people from my world saying that I had been infected by a multiversal virus.”
Once again, Stan’s words made Kyle and the senior exchange confused looks. “I’m uncertain about this ‘vairus’ that you speak of. However, it is correct that you’re facing a multiversal confusion.”~~~~~
or superhero (tfbw) Stan switches places with knight (sot) Stan