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Chapter 4: Excrement

Summary:

SIGHH when will i make an actual fanfic. its ok i made it this far to not accidentally orphan the work AGAIN. -4/9

word count is supposed to be 8786 (heh) so if formatting fucks it up im gonna URRRGHHHHHHH i just did the whole chapter on microsoft word today im kinda proud of myself -9/27

Notes:

yeah we're not gonna talk about how i was supposed to release this chapter 3 months ago i just forgot about formatting

anyways upgrades (ive been waiting to type this)
- nerfed mizis frequency of using a kaomoji
- nerfed tills chance of getting picked on again (it was really high)
- ivan doesnt use punctuations as much now,,
- nerfed the formatting since im too lazy to look at the html manual now AND ITS STILL BROKEN

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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7:23 AM

THE BIG 6


HYUN: till and mizi y’all better get ready our first activity starts at 7:40

HYUN: school shouldve given us MORE mercy today i dont even know where the hall’s at


Mizi: How do you even know when it starts….?!


luka: Damn i was about to delay the schedule


Sua: so that it can align with hers? yeah keep hoping pres

Sua: also how do you not know when it starts


Mizi: Unlike your school, we don't get the privilege of seeing our rundowns ('﹃')


HYUN: SHIT MIZI WE DO HAVE THEM I JUST FORGOT TO SHARE IT


till: how are you nominated as council president again


HYUN: look… i thought others already got it alright?? ill just send it now

HYUN: FOR STUDENTS - CAMP RUNDOWN 2025.pdf


Ivan: Didn't even bother sending it to your classes' groupchat


Mizi: Friends bonus!! Why you complaining you can bother someone from OUR school now

Mizi: a specific someone eyebrow wiggle


Ivan: fair point.


Sua: mizi have you lost your sense of urgency

Sua: go shower now


till: whats the point of showering if we're going fishing


luka: Idk you smell like fish they might mistake you as their own kind


till: fuck off

till: wait its an advantage

till: what? sure


HYUN: Shower NOW.

HYUN: or just get ready idfk you do you


Sua: wait does our activities also start at 7:40 pm


Ivan: Luka explicitly said that already, yes


luka: You dont need to shower


Sua: and YOU both need to shower

Sua: one got touched by a frog and the other touched a frog.


Ivan: Can you not word it like that?


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9:38 AM

THE BIG 6


Mizi: Guys im getting bored of this fg's title

Mizi: Wanna change it??! (╹ڡ╹ )


HYUN: please do i dont want us to be copyrighted


Mizi: OKAY what title we feeling like


Sua: the solidarity


Mizi has changed the name of Group Chat to 'the solidarity'.


HYUN: sorry i have NO media literacy what does this mean


Ivan: It implies our sexualities

Ivan: one gay, two straight, three lesbians


Mizi: disappointed finger waggle

Mizi: Hyuna straight till bisexual


luka: Ivan might have a chance afterall


Ivan: Don't say that,, you're leading me on. ˘˘


till: doesanybody know where to sit near the pond when theres morning dew everywhere


Sua: ure just gonna ignore the message above you??


till: yeah


HYUN: pick a brick nearby and sit on it


luka: Thanks ive been standing for almost two hours now


HYUN: yw

HYUN: nvm just read the name


luka: Bruh im not tryna flirt this time


till: hyuna youre too late i just found a boat by the side


HYUN: WE CANT GET ON THAT YET UNTIL AFTERNOON

HYUN: WHERED YOU GO


Mizi: Can you bring sua here im so tired right now..


till: as much as i would comply i am not a goddamn ferryman

till: where even are the paddles


luka: In the side of it, i think ive checked that place yesterday


till: am i supposed to actually do this or


Sua: yes arent you a delinquent


till: and youre an academic weapon that obeys the school rules why would you wanna sneak off


Sua: ill pay you ₩3000


till: shit sure where do i pick you up from


Ivan: I'm considering on getting the school faculty involved.


Mizi: Ivan no


Ivan: Ok


Sua: jst dropped my coords on your dm


till: yk mizi could just get there herself right


Mizi: Do you want the ₩3000 or not


till: and wheres the money youve owed me since elementary


Sua: get moving hyuna just called luka


HYUN: SUA NO

HYUN: YOURE GONNA GET CAUGHT WITH MIZI GIRL


Ivan: Took you long enough to get on

Ivan: You two were bickering in a way no typical rivals could


luka: Its one sided


HYUN: tsk

HYUN: mizi tell others vice pres is taking over management


Mizi: Is she not acknowledging the fact that i rooted this whole mess


Sua: Thankfully

Sua: Atleast youre not in the same grade as this particular snitch in here

Sua tagged Ivan in a message.


Ivan: (´・ω・`)?


till: is it really worth the ₩3000 my shoes are already dirty


luka: No stop and let hyuna find you


Sua: too bad we're on our way back

Sua: [ImageDesc: Sua angling the camera up and to the front, fitting Till in the corner shoving away loose branches in the way with vague scrapes on his palms, parts of his pants and shoes dirty, whilst navigating through the forest.]


Mizi: DID HE TRIP (ToT)/~~~


Sua: hell yeah that guy told me a bird almost shat on his shoulder


Ivan: Such a tragedy for me to get left out!


[DELETED MESSAGE:] Sua: if you pay him the ₩3000 instead of me ill tell him that we left his phone behind

[DELETED MESSAGE:] Sua: well go back and youll wait at that spot


[DELETED MESSAGE:] luka: Whered you even store his phone? Youre wording it like an asian mom


[DELETED MESSAGE:] Mizi: Arent you out to get them too!??


[DELETED MESSAGE:] luka: No hyunas gone so im curious now


[DELETED MESSAGE:] Ivan: I could easily pay ₩10000 instead.. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)


[DELETED MESSAGE:] Sua: of course u could, i hid the phone in my bag

[DELETED MESSAGE:] Sua: ill delete the chats now so he wont find out


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10:05 PM

the solidarity


till: i hate you all

till: who invited ivan


Sua: just be glad hes the one clearing out the path now


luka: Lucky i wanna come too


Mizi: Think of hyuna and how she must've been lost in the forest, you should worry about her instead!!.. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.


luka: (¬︿¬☆)


till: holy shit hes using a kaomoji


luka: Just came out of my right bar thats all

luka: Sua, ivan, make sure you guys are done by 10:40 to go back to camp


HYUN: came back to the lake with the search party to use the teachers hotspot

HYUN: and i came back to this?


till: holy shit you sent a search party after us??


HYUN: NO just my gang

HYUN: were waiting for you guys there btw


luka: This what i get for waiting?


Mizi: Well,, you cant go here with us anyways. youre also a council pres right?


Sua: is anybody by the lake actually fishing or what


Mizi: dewey's caught a catfish and since the teachers only let each student to catch one hes tryna convince other students to come with him so that he can fish for them

Mizi: It's like SO boring but im only refraining from taking a nap because of you guys coming over


till: holy shit we made it back


Sua: thx ivan for carrying us back here


Ivan: No thanks.


Sua: deadpan


Luka: Is everything in this chat confidential


Mizi: Yes

Ivan: No, as a part of the student council, the president especially, your recent messages can and will get monitored by the faculty to ensure that your word of the school is guarded and that you will abide by the school rules even through text.

Ivan: Even so, the faculty could get as far as going through your socials.. and,


Sua has muted Ivan for 3 hours.


till: why do you keep specifically muting him for 3 hours


Sua: he never actually gets muted for tuhree hours if he becomes more tolerable thats when ill inevitably unmute him

reacted "😕" by Ivan.


luka: tuhree


HYUN: i find that deeply offensive, do you have anything left to say before you get muted with him? Thy may not hath power, yet thy friend does.


Sua: hyuna old english does not work like that


Mizi: it does now, this chat has no rules!


luka: Why are we being so civil about this

reacted "🖕" by Ivan


Mizi: bitch bitch BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK YOU but ivan already sent the brother finger


[DELETED MESSAGE:] till: asshole


Sua: you cant say that buddy but im just going to delete that message because friend bonus


luka: Who the hell calls the middle finger the 'brother finger'??


Sua has muted luka for 3 hours.

reacted "😂,🥱" by Ivan


Sua: remember

Sua: i have power!


till: cant believe the tough and mighty sua can just ease up to me like that

till: lets get off the phone forreal now

Notes:

wow 67 kudos :flushed:

anyways i have to wait until i get my phone back so that my pseud can be restored,, i do try compressing my pictures into .jpeg but the websites take too long

Notes:

i just came back from my sister and when i checked the fic i went "why is this piece of shit so cringe" -3/15

yesterday i promised myself "hmm ill make it 4.5k+ words tomorrow"! guess what. i didnt do anything at all today. -3/16