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The couples and their permanent third wheel(and George and Daniel) + Lando's child
Lando: GUYS
Alex: what now
Lando: I JUST MET THE PRETTIEST GIRL
Max: this again?
Lando: I had to listen to you gush about Elena for a straight year you don't get to complain
Elena: why am I being brought into this
Lando: anyway
Lando: I just met the prettiest girl in my humanities class
Elena: so you weren't taking notes
Gabriel: one of my roommates was so he can use those
Lando: and that's why Gabriel is my favorite child
Gabriel: I'm your only child
Lily: stop bullying him I wanna hear about this girl
Lando: at least someone loves me
Lando: so I was in humanities class right
Lando: and this girl beside me was writing in her notebook
Lando: and obviously I had my laptop open to take notes but you know I can't type as fast as professor Hamilton speaks
George: I don't have any issue with his classes.
Lando: because you're a freak who hero worships him
Charles: hey be nice
George: Thank you Charles.
Charles: we don't kink shame here
George: never mind
Lando: CAN WE FOCUS ON MY THING AGAIN
Daniel: go ahead sweetie
Lando: so I lean over a bit to peak at her notes
Lando: and she's not taking notes but song writing complete with like the melody and stuff
Lando: proper song writing like I do in my free time
Lando: it was good music too
Lando: and I wanted to compliment her
Elena: huh
Gabriel: suspicious
Lando: ???
Elena: ignore us continue telling us about this girl
Lando: oh yeah
Lando: so I complimented her right
Daniel: you? complimenting someone?
Daniel: didn't happen
Lando: SHUT UP I DID
Lando: she blushed really prettily and said something I didn't understand but it sounded like Portuguese
Lando: or maybe Spanish
Lando: idk
Gabriel: can I
Elena: no let him finish
Lando: ???
Charles: keep telling us your story Lando, Elena and Gabbi are being weird
Max: are they
Elena: Max Emilian shut up
Lando: can we go back to my thing
*everyone reacted with thumbs up*
Lando: excellent
Lando: so I complimented her and then when she blushed and said something I didn't understand I sort of waved and smiled at her before meeting George and Alex in the hall
Carlos: did you get her name
Lando: ...no
Alex: 🤦
Gabriel: was she perhaps with a blond guy
Lando: yeah why
Gabriel: no reason
Lando: wait
Lando: shit do you think that was her boyfriend
Gabriel: ew
Lando: ???
Elena: what he means is that no that wasn't her boyfriend
Alex: how do YOU know?
Elena: um
Elena: women's intuition?
Alex: that sounds fake but ok