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Student Council - 4:28 a.m
Angry shortie: Wanna plan a murder ?
Saya: What now
Angry shortie: Ooop my bad, wrong group chat
Saya: Oh okay
Be gay do crimes - 4:31 a.m
Mary: @r_nayomoz. @sumeragay @yumemite_official
Yumemi: sup
Mary: Wanna kill Yumeko?
Itsuki: What for
Mary: To cure boredom??
Runa: she's got a point
Itsuki: Jabami-senpai is probably asleep at this hour
Yumemi: Murder in her sleep it is then
Runa: choke her with lolipops
Mary: you're so smart
Itsuki: woah
Yumemi: so real
Student Council - 9:49
Daddy fish: Yumeko has been found dead
One eyed bitch: damn, dropping it on us like that?
Angry shortie: she will be missed
Lolipop: Me when I lie
Angry shortie: erm why is the coffee machine broken??? I haven't slept in a week i need it
Angry shortie: I probably need a therapist too
Softie: No I'd say you just need sleep
Angry shortie: fair.
Saya: We are moving on of the passing of Jabami way too fast..
So true bestie
Lolipop: you're so right system-chan
@j4b4m1_yum3k0 joined the chat.
Yumeko: Satan is actually crazy
Lolipop: WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?
Angry shortie: we didn't shove enough lolipops down her throat
Yumeko, replying to Lolipop: WERENT YOU SUPPOSED TO...: I was but I gambled with Satan and Celestia Ludenberg, won and got back on earth💔💔
Sumika Wannabe: WHAT THE FUCK
Yumeko: Shattering news, truly😔💔
Angry shortie: my girl really out there gambling with freaking Satan
Daddy fish: Jesus Christ
Yumeko got kicked out of the chat.
Lolipop: awe no funny message :(
Daddy fish: who are responsible for Yumeko's temporary death ?
Nailsless: IT WAS MARY'S IDEA
Angry shortie: WHAT THE HECK???
Sumika: Runa and I were also involved, president ;3
Daddy fish: oh okay
Daddy fish: congrats ig
Blind: never have I seen such a nonchalant response
Daddy fish: well murder isn't against Hyakkaou's rules
Sumika wannabe: I don't know why this doesn't surprise me
Angry shortie: What even are the rules then?
Daddy fish: no racism or homophobia
Angry shortie: What if you hate yourself while being gay
Daddy fish: free therapy
Angry shortie: and if you're racist or homophobic?
Daddy fish: free death by jumping off of my tower
Angry shortie: at least it's free
Daddy fish: at least it's something even you can afford
Lolipop: vine boom
Angry shortie: ARE YOU SAYING IM BROKE YOU DUMB BITCH
Daddy fish: WHAT IF I AM
Angry shortie: ILL COME AT YOU
Daddy fish: TRY ME BITCH
Angry shortie: MEET ME ON THE PARKING IF YOU DARE
Softie: Mary, please, calm down
Angry shortie: Sorry Riri but this is very important I love you so much but I have to deal with this asshole you call a sister <3
Daddy fish: Excuse me?
Angry shortie: manipulative bitch
Daddy fish: objection lack of evidence
Angry shortie: objection lack of father
Daddy fish: OBJECTION LACK OF MOTHER
Angry shortie: OBJECTION LACK OF HAIRLINE
Daddy fish: OBJECTION LACK OF HEIGHT
Softie: Just go on the parking and beat her ass up babe
Angry shortie: Beat me up instead
Softie: What.
Angry shortie: What?
Daddy fish: JUST COME AT ME SAOTOME
Angry shortie: YEA YEA COMING
Angry shortie and Daddy fish went offline to beat each other up, it'd be something cool to record ngl
Lolipop: So true system-chan
Sumika wannabe: ACTUALLY SO REAL IMMA CLIP THAT SHIT
Sumika wannabe went offline to record a fight that will mark history
Lolipop: So true system-chan
Nailsless: It shall be remembered in Hyakkaou history
Saya: Historians will skip this generation...
One eyed bitch: LETS BET ON WHO WILL WIN. 10 000 YEN ON THE PRESIDENT
Saya: Same.
Blind: Me too.
Softie: 10 000 on Mary
Lolipop: YESSIR
Nailsless: Same here
Me too
Lolipop: So true system-chan, ig you can pay in code
Nailsless: 💀
Sumika wannabe went online.
Sumika wannabe: Oh girls. 100 000 on Mary.
Lolipop: SHES THAT STRONG?
Softie: Of course she is
Lolipop: Nyahaha, confident about your girlfriend are you ?
Softie: fiancée*
Lolipop: Holy shit congrats?? Since when?? YOU HIDE THIS FROM YOUR BESTIE??
Softie: Apologies
Sumika wannabe: Ririka Saotome or Mary Momobami?
Nailsless: Probably first option, ain't no way Riri wanna keep her last name
Softie: Exact
Sumika wannabe: Anyways, Mary won.
One picture attached.
Blind: What is it?
Lolipop: Mary and Yumemi doing a selfie with a seemingly beaten up president in the background
Nailsless: BAHAHAHA
Angry shortie went online.
Angry shortie: Yuriko how the fuck can you read the messages if you're blind
Blind: text to speech bitch
Angry shortie: Are you in the hallways ?
Blind: yes?
Angry shortie: imagine you're a random student and you hear all the gossip from the stucco
Lolipop: YURIKO HOOKED UP WITH MIDARI
Blind: RUNA.