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Shouma: When Yoshino turns 18 you will be an adult who has an adult.
Hotei: How is this blowing your mind?
Hotei: Your dad has an adult.
Shouma: *looks at him*
Shouma: Holy shit.
Yoshino: *walks into the kitchen at the main house where Kirishima and Inamori are talking*
Yoshino: You guys talking about my birthday? What are you getting me?
Kirishima: I’m baking you a cake.
Kirishima: Would you like chocolate or yellow?
Yoshino: Surprise me.
Yoshino: But yellow.
Inamori: You have a new friend! Is she your bestie?
Kirishima: I guess, in that she’s my only.
Yoshino: *chatting with Shouma when he comes to visit her* I was worried about you when you didn’t text me back, but you seem good.
Shouma: Yeah, I’m great.
Shouma: I mean, look, my life isn’t all bubblegum and doughnuts, but you know—
Yoshino: Nobody says that here.
Shouma: I don’t know what Tokyo people say.
Shouma: Prada and boba?
Shouma: It's you and me, kid, ride or die.
Yoshino: Where are we riding and why do we have to die.
*Yoshino takes out her hairdryer at the club*
Kirishima: Are you going to hit him with that?
Yoshino: What do you want me to stop him with?
Yoshino: A dirty look?
Yoshino: We need to talk about this Azami guy.
Yoshino: His name keeps coming up.
Yoshino: And it’s a freaky name.
Shouma: Dammit, Yoshino, you know how long I’ve been stalking that asshole Kirishima?
Shouma: Three days!
Shouma: According to him, it’s all just a dance.
Shouma: He flutters around you all ‘Look at me! I’m so pretty!’
Shouma: Eventually he has to tire out.
Yoshino: What’s this whole ‘Kirishima is gonna get you!’ thing you keep yelling?
Kirishima: It’s a new battle cry I’m testing. It’s supposed to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.
Kirishima: Of which I have many.
Yoshino: Kirishima, you’re a genius!
Yoshino: …I mean… great job.
Yoshino: Well… good job.
Yoshino: Job... Kirishima… job.
Kirishima: I… did not follow a word of that.
Kirishima: The night is… a dark time for me.
Tachibana: It’s dark for everyone, you moron.
Shouma: I’m a lone wolf. A maverick.
Shouma: I’m the guy who shows up at the last second with the coolest idea ever.