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Dallas Tucker Winston: Can someone change these ugly ass names man
Ponyboy Michal Curtis: Yea one sec lol
Ponyboy Michal Curtis changed his name to ‘Pony’
Pony changed ‘Dallas Tucker Winston’ name to ‘Elf’
Pony changed ‘Keith Daniel Matthew’ name to ‘Two-bitch’
Pony changed ‘Darrel Sayne Curtis JR’ name to ‘Dad’
Pony changed ‘Steven Lucas Randal’ name to ‘Big ahh nose 🙏’
Pony changed ‘Sodapop Patrick Curtis’ name to ‘Soda’
Pony changed ‘John Andrew Cade’ name to ‘JohnnyCAKES’
Pony: Is this good dal?
Elf: What the hell…
Elf: Why is my name Elf?
Pony: Bec you look like one duh
Elf: KYS 🫶
Pony: I will gladly do that, and you know i will
Elf: wtf…?
Pony: ;P
Dad: Pony please stop saying you gonna kill yourself
Dad: And why is my name dad?
Pony: Sorry, and bc you're like our dad. Pulse you look like him sooo
Dad: Damn, is that why you almost called me dad like 50 times?
Pony: Yea…
Two-bitch: Hey do yall have any beer?
Pony: I think you drank it all
Two-bitch: Damn bye then
Pony: Bye?
Soda: HIIII
Pony: HII SODA!!!
Soda: Hey Pone hows your head?
Pony: Its fine just tired lol
Elf: do yall know where Johnny's at?
Pony: I think he's home with his mom while he dads at work but he might be in the lot.
Elf: I'll look
Pony: k text when you find him
Soda: Pony
Pony: Yessss?
Soda: What are you making for dinner?
Pony: Satay Chicken & Rice
Pony: Darry's been wanting it for a while
Soda: Thank god, i was worried you where just gonna make pazza again
Pony: Nah last time i at pazza i thew it up
Pony: I kinda to do that a lot
Soda: What? Throw up?
Soda: Why?
Pony: Yea, idk why. I think it's just my nerves
Pony: I only usually do it if I have something important going on lol
Big ahh nose 🙏: Soda get off your phone your going to get us fired
Big ahh nose 🙏: Also change my name
Pony: Nah
Elf: I found Johnny but he's spending time with his mom so he won't be at the house tonight
Elf: his dad got a new night job
Pony: Glad he's finally getting the love he needs
Pony: Also glad his dad wont be home
Elf: Yea, but im coming over
Pony: K, doors unlocked
Elf: When is it not?
Pony: Kys
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Ponyboy Michal Curtis added ‘Christopher Shan Shepherd, ‘Sherri May Valance’, ‘Mark Thomas Jennings’, and ‘Belinda Rice Jenkins’ to a new group chat!
Ponyboy Michal Curtis: whats up my bitches
Christopher Shan Shepherd: Ponyboy what the hell is this and please for the love of god change my name 😭🙏
Ponyboy Michal Curtis: Oh yea, sorry lol
Ponyboy Michal Curtis changed his name to ‘Pony’
Pony changed ‘Christopher Shan Shepherd’ name to ‘curls’
Pony changed ‘Sherri May Valance’ name to ‘Cherry’
Pony changed ‘Mark Thomas Jennings’ name to ‘Drug dealer’
Pony changed ‘Belinda Rice Jenkins’ name to ‘Scout’
Drug dealer: Why is mine the only weird one?
Pony: I dont think it weird, i think it fits you great!
Drug dealer: Kys 🫶
Pony: Gladly bitch 🖕
Scout: Why did you make this?
Scout: thank you for changing my name i hate it
Pony: no problem
Cherry: Guys its 2am what is this and why?
Pony: I made it so I don't have to just talk to you guys one at a time and now I can talk to all of you together!
Cherry: right…and you thought this was a good idea why?
Pony: Just bc
Cherry: Bruh
Curls: Well since everyone's up, who wants to sneak out to get food?
Scout: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Curls: Ok christ…
Curls: Hey cher do you think you could drive us?
Pony: Guys idk if i can go…
Curls: I'll get you your fav food if you come! And we can go to that park that you like!
Drug Dealer: I know what you are curly…
Curls: KYS
Pony: Ok fine ill come but if i get in trouble im gonna kill you
Curls: Ok so cherry can you drive us and are you in Mark?
Drug Dealer: Yea im in lol
Curls: You in Soc?
Cherry: Fine but only since Pony's going
Curls: Yay!!! We’ll meet at Ponys house or the lot
Pony: The lot
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Time Skip to them at the lot (I couldnt find a way for him to get ponyboy out of his house 😭🙏)
Pony: Guys i forgot to bring money…
Curls: Its fine ill pay for you
Pony: With what money?
Drug dealer: Damn he just clocked yo shit
Curls: kys mark
Drug dealer: Gladly bitch
Scout: Guys can we not fight. I want a milkshake
Cherry: I can pay for everyone, i have my dads card so idc
Pony: YAY!! Lets just do that
Cherry: Alright, what does everyone want?
Drug dealer: I'll just take a cheeseburger, fries, and a milkshake
Pony: I'll take what Mark got but no tomatoes on the burger and a chocolate shake
Curls: Ill get what pony wants but a vanilla shake
Scout: I just want a strawberry milkshake and some fries
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Pony: God that was good, thanks Cher
Curls: Yea
Scout: Yea, thanks cher
Drug dealer: God I'm stuffed…
Pony: Same lo
Pony: hey i have a question
Pony: Does anyone have a fake ID?
Curls: I do?
Drug dealer: Same, why you need something
Pony: Yea, i need a new vape
Curls: ill get you one lol
Curls: Cherry, can you go to the vape shop on the west side?
Cherry: Sure, but your not using my dads card he can see what i get
Curls: Thats fine i have money
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(Time skip to them going home)
Pony: Guys…Darrys on the front porch…
Curls: Shit
Pony: Well its was nice knowing yall 🫶
Scout: Hope you dont die love you tho
Pony: Love yall too
Pony: Bye