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In the “Cookies Union” GC
EveryoneFavoriteJester: WE ARE NOW DONE! WE’RE BACK KIDS!
VaggieandRaidencombined: GET TF OUT
EveryoneFavoriteJester: NOT GOING TO HAPPEN :D
ApatheticQueen: Why are you guys up? The vibrations are annoying.
DeluluNaruto: It’s like 2 AM
IrreverentFluttershy: We can’t have a normal day
SpiceOverlord: It’s never a dull moment in this gc
EternalSleep: Everyone, please be quiet.
MusclesNoBrain: Ugh, how boring can you be?
EternalSleep: Some of us are trying to sleep here.
SpicyGeneral: What is this ruckus?
EntitledDictator: No idea
SimpCircus: Goddamnit I’m now awake and can’t go back to sleep
DrunkenHero: Hey, has anyone seen Golden Cheese? I’m a little worried
EmoWithParentalComplex: No, I haven’t
GretchenWieners: I actually heard something about Golden Cheese from a few days ago when y’all are busy with your duties.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: That’s our Sapphie for ya
GretchenWieners: While we’re doing charity work for the Faerie Kingdom, I overheard some whispers from the Faeries as they were talking about two Cookies sitting by the little tree and K-I-S-S-I-N-G
SimpCircus: Bitch, that joke is so old and plus that’s a whole ass lie
GretchenWieners: Fuck you, but anyway continuing with my story, Golden Cheese may have found her in the middle of Beast Yeast, which I have no idea how did the Faeries get that information from but I’m not going to question that logic, but they said something about them talking or some shit, idk the details
Cupid: Damn useless ass
GretchenWieners: Bitch you’re more useless
DrunkenHero: Well at the very least, she is doing well
EmowithParentalComplex: Yeah, I hope for the best for both of them.
ApatheticQueen: If I’m being honest, the crisis of this economy is very ridiculous to say the least.
EternalSleep: Who is responsible for these prices and inflation? I would only think that they’ll have a good economy throughout the years.
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: The Republic does, but the department is a bit odd.
VaggieandRaidencombined: The prices are not going down anytime soon.
DeluluNaruto: BRO WHY DOES BERRIES COST 14,980 COINS PER PACK?
EntitledDictator: Somewhat we need to make a budget for everything now 😭
MusclesNoBrain: This economy is shit anyway
SweetHeartButterfly: It’s very unfortunate to have the economy being corrupted in a way, but a little off topic, we have reached 800k coins for the charity!
BuiltDifferent: WE GOTTA GET TO 200 MILLION! THAT’S THE GOAL GUYS
RingDingDingingly: Isn’t that too much? We’re not struggling that bad…
EntitledDictator: Nah, it’s the right amount
Cupid: Make it higher
GretchenWieners: Yeah, 200 million isn’t enough
RingDingDingingly: WHAT
DeluluNaruto: Simps
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Omfg, PURE VANILLA COOKIE
DeluluNaruto: Shit
VaggieandRaidencombined: Is this happening..?
EntitledDictator: Oh shit, he said his full name
ApatheticQueen: I’m not going to witness this live for my own mental health. Haetae, you should log off too.
UnbakedPuppy: Not my place to say…
ApatheticQueen went offline
UnbakedPuppy went offline
VaggieandRaidencombined: But first off why in this gc?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Shit I forgot but he is taking forever
DeluluNaruto: Taking forever…?
DrunkenHero: Oh shit no…
EntitledDictator: Hollyberry?
DrunkenHero: Shadow Milk, where is he at?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: He told me that he is going to the bathroom, but he didn’t come out.
DrunkenHero: This could be bad
EmowithParentalComplex: Wait, no… he didn’t.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: DIDN’T WHAT? WHAT ARE Y’ALL NOT TELLING ME?
DrunkenHero: I thought you knew about him, but I guess not. Although I have to ask, has Pure Vanilla eaten anything, like anything at all?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: No… shit. He JUST told me that he ate something!
DeluluNaruto: Is he okay?!
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Okay, wait hold on, I’m checking up on him.
GretchenWieners: Do you want us to help too?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Could y’all bring some food?
SimpCircus: We got it!
EveryoneFavoriteJester went offline
SimpCircus went offline
Cupid: I thought Shadow Milk is a Beast of Deceit, master of lies, guess he can’t detect lies.
SweetHeartButterfly: Hey, don’t be insensitive, Pavlova. You should read the room next time.
Cupid: I don’t need you to educate me what to do.
SweetHeartButterfly: Pavlova…
Cupid: Sugarfly, be useful for once and not speak at all?
GretchenWieners: Lova, you should stop. It’s not the time to be arguing.
Cupid: Whatever
SweetHeartButterfly went offline
GretchenWieners went offline
ArrestWarrant: Dude, how much of these angsty chats do y’all have?
DeluluNaruto: Lost count
VaggieandRaidencombined: Too many to list
IrreverentFluttershy: I hope everything will be alright…
ArrestWarrant: I wasn’t even there for like most of the shit y’all have to witness or been through, but I know damn sure that y’all need a break from this
VaggieandRaidencombined: I need a long vacation but I have to maintain this gc somehow
MusclesNoBrain: Who said that you gotta maintain it?
VaggieandRaidencombined: Cuz I’m a fucking admin of this gc, get a clue
SpicyGeneral: It’s too late to deal with this shit, why are y’all up?
EternalSleep: The phone notifications vibrate, so I hope this chat will die down much faster if we run out of topics.
SpicyGeneral: That’s not how it works… Bringer of Happiness.
SpiceOverlord: This seems a bit weird on how things are now? I mean we’re making progress but what if we’re doing this for nothing?
DeluluNaruto: Don’t think of it negatively, we need to give everything we got!
VaggieandRaidencombined: Oh god not his main character syndrome.
ArrestWarrant: I want more screen time
EntitledDictator: Geez you’re desperate
ArrestWarrant: I’m literally one of the most undervalued characters in the lore, of course I’m desperate
GretchenWieners: STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL THAT’S ONLY FOR SHADOW MILK AND I
EntitledDictator: Let us have the spotlight for once
Cupid: Uhm… Sapphie?
GretchenWieners: Yes, Lova?
Cupid: DMs
GretchenWieners: I gotchu, hold on. I’m getting some medicine and a ice pack for Pure Vanilla
DeluluNaruto: Is he okay?!
GretchenWieners: That’s the second time you ask that, but no he is not, he passed out on the bathroom floor. He hasn't eaten anything for like three days and got himself a fever.
DeluluNaruto: Can you send my regards to Pure Vanilla? I hope he gets better.
DrunkenHero: Same here, I’ll come visit and see what I can do
EmowithParentalComplex: I hope for him to have a fast recovery.
NeuvillettePose: This is something…
EmowithParentalComplex: Silent Salt, you’re back?
NeuvillettePose: I’ll be gone until Devsis gives me my personality and character. Although before I become inactive, wanna spar with me?
EmowithParentalComplex: The usual spot?
NeuvillettePose: The usual spot.
EmowithParentalComplex went offline
NeuvillettePose went offline
MusclesNoBrain: What the hell is a Devsis?
EternalSleep: Why are they sparring late at night?
VaggieandRaidencombined: They’re emos.
Sapphie’s and Pavlova’s DMS
Pavlova: I fucking messed up again, why am I like this? I don’t know myself anymore, I hurt people. I don’t even know what to say to Sugarfly anymore. I heard her crying while I was flying around the garden. What should I do to apologize to her? What if I mess up again and she hates me? Do I beg her for forgiveness? I don’t know what to do.
Sapphie: To tell you the truth, it's ironic for me to say this, but you gotta learn what to accept from people. One thing to ask about yourself: do you feel bad for hurting Sugarfly? That’s really the case if you’re actually feeling guilty about what you did and want to make up for it, but I KNOW you don’t mean it but you have to be careful of your words, it can be very hurtful to others just like our actions. One thing I learned from Pure Vanilla is that words are cheap, but actions can speak the truth. Well that’s not really his words, but this is my way of how I understand him. I know how close you two are since both of you work for Eternal Sugar before things got a little wild. You should apologize to her in a way that she can see that you’re being sincere and genuine.
Pavlova: Thank you, Sapphie. I will need some time to write her an apology, maybe having Eternal Sugar to help me out. I just hope that Sugarfly will be on good terms with me. I love you, Sapphie
Sapphie: Love you too, although for a garden to give Cookies eternal happiness, it’s the opposite this time.
Pavlova: Wdym?
Sapphie: Caught me a little off guard when you told me Sugarfly is crying.
Pavlova: Just because we’re in the Garden of Delights doesn’t mean our emotions are just happy. We can still feel other emotions too.
Sapphie: Is this breaking the lore a bit, are we allowed to say that?
Pavlova: Tbh, I think it’s just so the viewers should see me suffer in ep 9
Sapphie: And that’s enough fourth wall breaking!