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All three of the tampons proclaimed “Laaaadies” to the audience, though everybody just thought they needed to touch grass. The authors did too. Perhaps they will, now that they both have deleted TikTok. We, yes WE are not putting in ID for a fuckass app.
All three of the Tampons suddenly jumped the Naratoree. He screams I screams we screamt. We scrode. I acream you scream we all scream for ice cream.
“Oh BOYS am I FAMISHED. Am I right lads or am I right lads?” The mention of the tasty treat reminded Used Tampon. “It has been a long time since we’ve awoken.” The look on the tampon’s face was a lot like that deviouce Sonic gi f, you know the one.
I forgorm. One Tampons, probably Slightly Used, bites into Narrators leg. He screams loud enoughagain. Amin right lads or am I leads. Slightly Used laughed at the typo because ha ha fuckass. :) me when I'm a loser transphone :( I just don’t support that lifestype
They all bite the Narrator. The extra Bloody one bites his ass for some horn ass reasom. Yummy in my tummy. Used Tampon called them a slut. They quickly devore him raw. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm we yes WE cracjihn Narry. Then Used Tampon took a break to fight that fuckass clown, y’know, the one with the shadow crystal? Give it up, broski, it’s been weeks. WEEKSK.
The Narrator wished Stanley would come home and stop HIS FUCKING TAMPONS but he fell in a ditch and FIED. Not died, FIED. HE F I E D. Mmm feed. They were still hungry. For more. They’re coming
STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE! COMING!!!!
But anyway.
They completely ate the Narrator, leaving nothing but oixleated bones. But they were still hungry.
“We are the Tamponglinhs,” they crode, “Pleasffeed us! fe” but bro thought it said breastfeed. No do not. Please do not the Tamponglinhs.
Aft3r a few minuites of seep contemplatipn, Slightly Used Tampon walked a way from the other two. Heavily Used Tampon and Used Tampon discuss. In the time between the last chapter (meta reference) she became bad in a NOT GOOD WAY. they discuss.
“Hey we should EAT heraas”s
“THe way she wasn’t cool? NOt cool :(“
“There is birth control on the counter… . Serves as good seasoning.
“Maybe she should be sleepin with da fishes… make her go to sleep….. Go to sleeep… go.. Sleep little babaabyy.. Go to sleep go mnto sleeeeeeeeepppp goo goo gaga time for her :3”
“oe themicro waves””
They both turn towards misses hatefull… .