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So, who's gonna tell them this time? 😃
Ukai: @Nekomata
Ukai: Fess up the money
Nekomata: Goddamn it
Naoi: Seriously tho
Naoi: This is what?
Naoi: Their 3rd time doing this?
Takeda: 5th Actually
Naoi: Holy fucking christ
Saito: I rlly dont get what's so hard abt texting on their personal gc instead of the joint one with us 😭
Washijo: They're idiots I'm telling you
Takeda: That's not very nice...
Saito: Yeah but Takeda-Sensei
Saito: I rlly didn't wanna know abt my student's love lives today 😭
Naoi: YEAH R WE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT HALF OF THEM R HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONE?
Takeda: Yes.
Naoi: WHY R THESE KIDS GETTING SO MUCH ACTION?
Ukai: EW DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT
Naoi: NO BUT SSRLY WE WEREN'T LIKE THIS AT THEIR AGE
Naoi: WTF HAPPENED TO EDUCATION??
Ukai: I mean I didnt study even back then
Washijo: Unsurprising
Ukai: U ACTUALLY WANNA FIGHT RN?
Saito: No but no wonder the Karusuno team has so much chemistry
Saito: They're literally all hooking up with someone on the team 😭
Ukai: SO IS MOST OF SHIRATORIZAWA?
Saito: YEAH BUT I JUST HAD TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOSHIKI IS DATING SOMEONE FROM A WHOLE OTHER TEAM???
Naoi: Ngl, thought it would be Washijo-San too have a problem with that
Washijo: I don't think it's a problem
Naoi: Oh
Saito: WHAT?
Washijo: I could give less than 2 shits abt their love lives
Washijo: As long as it doesn't impact their playing on the court
Saito: Fair Ig 😃
Takeda: I don't understand their obsessions with each others relationships
Takeda: Why were they so intrigued by Goshiki-San and Ennoshita-San's (and like every other person) love lives?
Takeda: What happened to studying??????????
Saito: I've been a teacher for way too long already and I can confidently say, I still don't understand teenagers
Naoi: No cause why tf r the 3rd yrs also intrigued by this
Yamiji: U would think they would have more shame or at least common sense that engage in these conversations but all that trust I had is now gone.
Naoi: Like be ffr and go study for your damn entrance exams 😭
Yamiji: REAL
Takeda: Wait
Takeda: Ukai-San?
Ukai: Hmm?
Takeda: DID U HAVE A BET WITH NEKOMATA-SENSEI??
Ukai: Oh
Ukai: Uhm
Ukai: Well
Ukai: You see
Nekomata: HA
Nekomata: I'LL EXPLAIN
Nekomata: WE HAD A BET ON WHETHER YOUR FREAK DUO WOULD START DATING IN THEIR FIRST YR OF HIGH SCHOOL OR WAIT TILL THEIR SECOND
Ukai: NEKOMATA U BASTARD
Nekomata: HA HA HA
Takeda: You.
Takeda: WHAT?
Takeda: DO U KNOW HOW WRONG IT IS TO BET ON STUDENTS?
Takeda: ESPECIALLY THEIR PERSONAL LIVES?
Takeda: EVEN WORSE THEIR LOVE LIVES??
Yamiji: Pls tell me we aren't ignoring the fact that a Karusuno third yr literally got high on drugs 💀
Takeda: I was going to try to cause I honestly don't know what I would do abt it
Naoi: Uhm report it????
Takeda: AND LET SUGAWARA-KUN'S PERFECT RECORD BE TARNISHED?
Saito: ITS STILL A CRIME?
Takeda: Listen
Takeda: I'm going to have a talk with Sugawara-Kun cause many concerning things have come up within this conversation, but obviously this was under the conditions that it wouldn't be viewed by a member of staff or any adult.
Takeda: And as you all have seen Sugawara-Kun has landed up in some, let's just say, traumatic situations so reporting this directly to someone higher would probably end up leading to worse situations.
Takeda: Therefore, I'm going to ignore it till the next time I see him
Ukai: Yeah what he said
Naoi: Not you pretending you have any idea what he just meant
Ukai: Stfu
Saito: Another thing
Saito: Why did no one know what Sephora is 😭
Yamiji: NO CAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY SO CONCERNED WTF WAS GOING ON
Ukai: Ig there's nothing but volleyball floating in most of their heads 😐
Washijo: This is the worst conversation they've had so far on this gc I must say
Naoi: Yh usually it's them asking dumb questions or smaller conversations abt volleyball or that stuff
Naoi: RLLY DIDNT WANNA KNOW ABT THEIR SEX LIVES 😭
Saito: EXACTLY
Saito: FEEL LIKE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE
Yamiji: 💀
Nekomata: I must say
Nekomata: I most definitely didn't see Kuro-Kun and Kenma dating
Saito: Semi and Shirabu???????
Saito: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Washijo: That was pretty surprising
Yamiji: Pretty much all of my team have the saddest love lives
Yamiji: The only couple was pretty obvious tho
Ukai: I mean
Ukai: Could have guessed half if I thought abt it
Ukai: But
Ukai: ASAHI AND NISHINOYA?
Ukai: THATS WHAT I WAS SHOCKED BY
Takeda: Well if we r doing this
Takeda: I was more surprised by Yachi-San's uhm, escapades?
Ukai: Yeah but she gave off such big lesbian energy
Takeda: Oh no that was obvious
Takeda: She was basically drooling at the mouth when she first met Shimuzu-San
Takeda: But it's the fact that I teach the person she's doing 'it' with
Takeda: So now Im afraid I wont be able to look her in the eyes anymore 😭
Saito: Im afraid I wont be able to look at any of my students the same way again-
Yamiji: Again
Yamiji: Why did they just admit all of this on a group chat? 😭
Yamiji: What happened to stranger danger????????
Yamiji: Digital footprint????
Saito: Well I mean most of them have met each other, if not seen each other on TV soooo
Ukai: They're so stupid it's fucking hilarious I can't even
Takeda: 🫠
Takeda: Can't even defend them
Ukai: But it was quite funny with the whole tryna hook Ennoshita up with someone
Naoi: That was actually very nice of them
Ukai: Yeah
Nekomata: GUESS YOU KARUSUNO BOYS CANT RESIST NEKOMA STUDENTS HAHAHAHAHHA
Ukai: NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Saito: Oh come on Ukai
Saito: The kid was basically hooked from the first moment and GOT THEIR FUCKING NUMBER
Takeda: I think it's nice that Ennoshita-San may also be able to find a meaningful relationship with someone, like everyone (well except whatever was going on with Tanaka-San and Shimuzu-San) else on the team.
Ukai: Yeah Yeah
Ukai: But also that was one of the only normal things in that conversation
Ukai: I mean I knew they were gonna be teenagers
Ukai: But I forgot just how reckless they were
Naoi: HOOKING UP IN THE GYMS?
Ukai: I WAS TRYING TO FORGET THAT CAUSE WTF
Naoi: ISTG WE WERENT LIKE THIS AS TEENS
Nekomata: Speak for yourself
Ukai: WHAT?