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Thu, VIII: XX pm
Puppy has logged off
Capricorn: So.... about that family tho..... 😭😭😭😭😃😭🙇♂️
Capricorn: 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
PussNBoots: No cus, ur so real for that. I need a family 2 (Not a dead one, aaaahhhh)
Capricorn: wtf
Apollo: well-
Capricorn: fucjk
Avatar: Such an agresive reaction
NinjaTurtle: Dude woke upp and chose violence
Capricorn: 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙇♂️🙇♂️
Capricorn: There!
Capricorn: Wait, who chose violennce?
NinjaTurtle: bruh
Gilmore: You keypad is shit
Capricorn: Yeah no, In.r
Capricorn: Ikr.. 💀👍
Baldcock: I apologize for my bf here. See, he's dyslexic
Lupin: Guys I think I found out the dyslexic
Artemis: You sent that at the same time. 😲
Artemis: Creepy.... 😶🤐
Capricorn: @Baldcock@LupinHold on know, I'm not dyslexic! Guys I swear!
Capricorn: @Baldcock@LupinI'm narcoleptic. Fucking different (3
Capricorn: @Baldcock@LupinBabe, say somethin'!😫🙏🥲
Apollo: oh you hush, emo lesbian 😪😞😡😡
Artemis: wha
Sunshine: how did he- 😐🤨🧐
PussNBoots: LMAO 😲😹😹😹
Maya: @Sunshine Sweeheart, the closet is glass 😃🫥💅
Maya: @Sunshine And a one way glass
Maya: @Sunshine With the black standing from the inside
Apollo: lemme guess. You have a rly strong gaydar 😑🙄🫤😒
Maya: I have a rly stong gaydar
Maya: and also, the majority is too fuity to be anything BUT straight
Maya: Even if they don't know it
Maya: yet 😏😏😏😏😏😏😚🥱
Artemis: !!!! I have a gf, you know 😫😫😫
Gilmore: Ya'll just tryna rizz up every woman you see on sight
Gilmore: arent ya.
Maya: ....I mean
Gilmore: bee ISTG
PussNBoots: If it works, it works. right? 😁😁😁😉😚
Gimore: 😐😑😐😐😑😐
Maya: You're my favorite blonde now
PussNBoots: Yupiiiii :)
Lafayette: The iiiii
Feather: Lol, he's like a little kid
Apollo: Adorable, isn't he? 🥲😫🙏
Viking: And to think that he can kill you in a second, and turn you into ashes, then nothingness if he rly wanted to 🙃
PussNBoots: Tru tru. I can
PussNBoots: Most definitely can
PussNBoots: Doesn't mean I will tho. Don't rly have any excus- reason! for it yet
PussNBoot: Not yet
PussNBoots: :)
Dexter: ....
Lupin: ASASHJSASASHJSHJSSAHS THE MONKEY GOT MEMORIES 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🫵
Lupin: #Vietnam flashbacks 😁🏃♂️➡️🏃♂️➡️🏃♂️➡️👨🦽➡️
Lupin:@Dexter Got scared of little miau miau in leather over here?😉🙃😇😇😇😸😺😸
Dexter: SYou have NO idea.
Dexter: Shut up, wonderland bunny.
Lupin: Okay, listen here you little shi-!
PussNBoot: Kids, enough
Dexter: Sorry dad
Lupin: Sorry blondie
Avatar: Lmao, same time
Ratatuille: Creepy indeed🫠🫠🫠
BaldCock: ……..So, is like, anyone gonna give my bf (and chat) his SO desired family?
Baldcock: 👀👀
Baldcock: I have an whiny and dramatic goat over here 👁️👄👁️
Baldcock: 👁️🫦👁️
Capricorn: I'm not dramatic! T_T T_T
Capricorn: Tho I agree with the GPAT over there
Capricorn: *GOAT
Capricorn: and what is up wi that expresision!
Capricorn: *with
Capricorn: *expression
McFly: dude. Learn grammar fr fr 😑
McFly: 0.0
McFly: U.U
McFly: 0.0
Maya: Did you just bink? 😶🤨
McFly: Yeah, what bout it?
Maya: ….nothing. you do you, ig
McFly: :)
Maya: Ok so, @Capricorn! I'll indulge you. For the sake of your bf; who should be the first to get assigned roles. 😌😎🦾
Gilmore: Red
Viking: Red😎
Feathers: Red
Ratauille: Red
Capricorn: Caht
Baldcock: red
Capricorn: *Chat
Capricorn: and Red, ofc
Capricorn: duh
Lupin: Red
PussNBoots: Bogaboo
Artemis: 👀👀👀
PussNBoots: um I mean 🫠🫠, red. Yeah. Red
PussNBoots: 🏃♂️➡️
Gilmore: Why are you runnin'. Why are you runnnin'!!!!? 🤬🤬🤬
Ratatuille: Why did he-
Wednesday: @RatatuilleCause red will kill him in case any “enemy gets to the chat and comprises our identities, my forgeting the Alias's with public nicknames” 😅😂😊
McFly: She knows the pattern, the trail of overthinking O_O
Apollo: @RatatuilleCause our raven is gonna kick his ass
Mcfly: All hail Wednesday!
Dexter: Hail! 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♀️🙇
Lupin: Hail🙇♀️
Gilmore: @RatatuilleCause he ded honey
Gilmore: @RatatuilleHe a ded amn 😂
Apollo: @RatatuilleThen kill him 🫤
Gilmore: *man
Gilmore: @CapricornSee! Now you've got me cursed too! 🤬😭😑
Lupin: @RatatuilleParanoia, prolly🤷♀️
Capricorn: Did ont
Capricorn: N*ot
Capricorn: *Not!
Capricorn: fuck
Capricorn: Anyways! 🥱😁 I vote Red for mom.
Capricorn: DEFINITELY!
Viking: She's mom
Maya: Ok, I see it
Maya: I see it 😯🫠🥺🥹
Wednesday: No. She's: Mommy
Maya: Keep coocking
Maya: *Cooking
Maya: Correction @Wednesday: 🤩🤩Mommy🤩🤩
PussNBoots: fair
Gilmore: real 🫠
TurtleNinja: fair 🫠😁
Thu, VIII: III VI pm
PussNBoots: ……@Gilmore aren't you in a relationship? 👀
PussNBoots: What do U get 2 say about yourself.
PussNBoots: What does turtle does of it? anything you'd like to say? 👁️👁️
Gilmore: That I have no regrets, I mean what I say 🥱😁😌🤭🤭
NinjaTurtle: Can confirm. We may be in love, but we SIMP for that woman. If she asked up, we'd be open for her
Gilmore: *Mic drop* (*/ω＼*)
PussNBoots: ….
Artemis: The cat was to stunned to speak
PussNBoots: *To stunned to miau
PussNBoots: I think you meant!
Feathers: And for that, Mom's partner-lover-something-but-not-rly-lover-bc-we-both-had-bf/gf-so-it's-ToTaLlY-platonically-'Cause-we-passed-that-era-😎 gets to become dad
Maya: Wasn't rly your turn but I'll let it pass since its very accurate with him.
PussNBoots: Wont complain
Gimlmore: 🙄😒
Avatar: Why the emoji-
Gilmore: Wait for itttt
TurtleNinja: (Iam the only one on life I can controllllllll)
Lafayette: (WAIT FOR IT-)
PussNBoots: (I AM UNIMMITABLE, I AM AN ORIGINAL!!!!)
Dexter: Omfg. WE GET IT. YOU ARE MUSIC ADDICTS! YOU SEROTONIN COMES FROM BORED MEN WHO MAKES CATCHY MUSIC
Dexter: ENOUGHT WITH THE THEATRE!
PussNBoots: I can purr all the dad jokes!
PussNBoots: Or should I say, cat jokes! ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Viking: …
Alexa: ……
Avatar: ….
Lafayette: …..
Maya: HA!
PussNBoots: Why thank claw, my dear, for Feline such a miautastic pussaction to my endeavor, I a-paw-d you for that. (^///^)
Baldcock: A part of me cringed and died reading on this so bad
Baldcock: This brought me back to those beginner wierd-ass gacha videos… for some reason (There are good videos. You just gotta LOOK IN A TRENCH to find it (^///^))
PussNBoots: 🙄 I shall pass all my knowledge to you, childrem 🤗😌😁🥹🫡
PussNBoots: *Children
Feathers: What have I done
Wednesday: Gave the cat the opportunity to be the father he never got nor will have.
Sunshine: OOOOP
Artemis: Savage
Viking: Sassy
Feathers: Goergeous
Feathers: My girlfriend: the roaster:
Wednesday: I like it. I'll keep it
PussNBoots: @WednesdayWhy's dat so accurate lmao
PussNBoots: I mean- If my dad's in hell then why not become the better one myself
PussNBoots: (Argue all you want, but even if that man had a bit of good in him, in went with him ‘cause at least inbeing a father: a total failure. NOT going to heaven with the kind of father he was. So I’ll be a better father than him
PussNBoots: ….
PussNBoots: ….
PussNBoots: ….
PussNBoots: and keep my family happy, by just ✨✨ existing ✨ ✨ )
Feathers: real
Viking: Relatable
Apollo: Relatable
Lafayette: @PussNBoots@MayaYou have a broke sense of humor
PussNBoots: Humor and a lung, I think you meant! (It's healing tho. Magic suits are the best!)
PussNBoots: Tip! Don't try venom while defenestrating over l'arc of triumph
PussNBoots: Not goot for your ribs
Maya: *good (x2)
Maya: Can attest
Dexter: ☠️
Maya: Not for the lung ofc
Maya: I just threw dad off the top 🗼
Ratatuille: !?
Alexa: Ya'll need therapy
Alexa: Like,ASAP
Lafayette: babe, we're supers/vigilants. Who doesn't have a sprinkle of ✨ baggage✨ at this point
TurtleNinja: LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 📢💥💥
Avatar: Red will have many grey hers after reading this
Alexa: Undoubly
Feathers: That's the point 😎😇
Lafayette:👀😺 tru tru
Maya: @PussNBoots*sigh* good times
PussNBoots: @MayaGood times indeed
Apollo: Idk if I shall be concern for the wellbeing of ya'll (mentally, emotionally AND physically) and think that leaving paris, MAYBE was a bad idea (fot ya'll, that is).
Apollo: Since there's no one to stop this non-sense
Apollo: or be glad that I leaved.
Baldcock: Both
Apollo: both?
Artemis: Both
Viking: Both is good
Sunshine: Wouldn't red stop them, tho?
Sunshine: She IS the responsable one
PussNBoots: KJASJKASKJSAKJASKJSAKJASKJSA Sunshine
PussNBoots: NOOOO (Inside joke between me and my gf)
Gilmore: She'll enable them
Wednesday: As long as it's *Idiotic and not evil*, she'll let them be stupid. Says she's keeping a second-family tradition or somethin' that's just: Unleash discord!
Apollo: She may be responsable, but she's still a little shit.
Apollo: That's what made us love her AND frea her
Wednesday: Fear
Apollo: Yes. that
Apollo: On ho. @Capricorn, your dyslexia is spreading
Apollo: *no
Capricorn: I DON NOT HAVE DISLECIA
Capricorn: *DO
Thu, XI pm
Capricorn: Dislexia
Capricorn: shut utp.
Capricorn: ………shtf. There
Capricorn: AW, CMON! *Stfu
Capricorn: THERE
Lupin: LMAO
Maya: LOL
McFly: Is an abreviation ?
McFly: HOW do you fuck an abbreviation
Maya: @McFlyWelllll
Apollo: @McFly Well...
Lupin: @McFly YES! IS A GOOD DAY TO BE ARO (and pan for u two. I guess).
Lupin: @McFly You see, you just gotta look up for google about-
McFly: *Fuck up, you dirtyminded mfs.
Maya: Awww
Apollo: Goddammit
Lupin: well, there goes my creativity. Thrown to the window
Lupin: wiiiiiiiiiiiii
Alexa: @Capricornu sure?
Lafayette: Dude kjaskjsakj now my gf as wondering. And she's AI
Dexter: L
Baldcock: Babe, promise I wont tease anymore
Baldkcock: But pls
Baldcock: Stop shouting in my ear
Baldcock: I'll become mozart at this rate ToT
Viking: Wasn't that bethoven?
Baldcock: ………no
Avatar: Next! @MayaDO ME pls!
Maya: (When and where! I'll be there in 3!)
Avatar: (...)
Maya: (...In my defense, Im desperate and has always been. For god sake, my type are literally nice people. So yeah. WHEN)
Avatar: (freak. Affeccionate, ofc, but still freak)
Avatar: (We would be friends, DEF)
Maya: (OMG pls!)
Maya: I feel like, the wine kickass aunt with motorbike that comes on family events and uses either large dresses or leather/jean jackets?
Lafayette: That's to accurate
Ratatuille: It fits tho, doesn't it?
Viking: 🤌
McFly: 🤌
Lupin:🤌
PussNBoots:🤌
Apollo:🤌
Dexter: 🤌
TurtleNinja: 🤌
Artemis:🤌
Sunshine: 🤌
Alexa:🤌
Capricorn: 🤌
Baldcock:🤌
Wednesday: 🤌
Maya: THAT aunt it is
Avatar: I accept this role, thank you.
Maya: Next! @Alexa@Lafayette@Petterpan
Gilmore: That one moms and dads friend from college that always gets invited to family events, and always invites their gf?
Lafayette: Not bad
Maya: Fits
Alexa: Yeah, I like getting invited!
Alexa: Now, I'll be going since I got what I came for.
Alexa: Au revoir frenchies and @Avatar! :3 🙋♀️🙋♀️👋
Alexa: :>
Maya: that ONE friend and co it is.
Alexa has logged off
Maya: Next?
PussNBoots: @Maya Dear daughter #1, why not do Gilmore? Since she's quite literally your mother's bff
PussNBoots: Aside from me, obviously
Wednesday: I can assure you that I am more leveled up in term on my frienship with red than you fleabag (Won't mention gilmore. That bond IS quite strong, so good 4 u! :>)
PussNBoots: Fealbag!?
PussNBoots: Come and catch this flieas then!
Wednesday: When you learn how to type it correctly, sure.
Wednesday: I'm not scared of fighting a little kitty, boy, girl or cat
Wednesday: There fists don't discriminate
Feather: If it helps you, dear cousin, that statement is unapolegically true
Feather: She hit me with the chair like that one old nanny from Shrek when we first met
Turtle: NinjaDam
Viking: Tough love
Feather: True love at its peakest form
Dexter: Oh! the girls are fighting
PussNBoots: I'll let you two know, that I'm more domestic than anything.
PussNBoots: So there's no possibility of me catching fleas.
PussNBoots: But my ex was had a similar character to you, dragon. So I'll let this slide and keep the fight for later
Feathers: Have to prepare mentally?
PussNBoots: Have to prepare mentally for the beating
Wedneday: I'll be waiting
Dexter: Did he rly just, accept for the fact that he's not gonna win nor give any fight to it?
Lupin: @Dexter No u dude, he's him. He's a W that accepts L when he gotta
Feathers: @Dexter He's not you dexter
PussNBoots: @Dexter Im not you dexter
PussNBoots: @Dexter I have self-preservation, and even if I know how to fight
PussNBoots: PLUS, That's just mysogistic af. Remember your probation, and don't be monkey
PussNBoots: I pity your gf (not-no offense)
McFly: You REALLY have beef with the monkey, huh?
PussNBoots: Not like M'lady and I chose him. We just kept him
McFly: What did he even do to you!?
PussNBoots: Nothing that I would've, that's for sure. I amy be all shits and giggles but I DO know how to treat a lady and a gentleman. My parents (before the grave, that is) taugh me better than that. And I have both daddy AND mommy issues, so that's a low bar called: decency
PussNBoots: PLUS, Dexter knows what will happen if he isn't a decent human being, right monkey? ;)
PussNBoots: BTW, It would be very dificult. See, Fencer here is….
PussNBoots: another level
Feathers: Build different
Wednesday: …….
Feathers: @Wednesday Sorry babe, but I had to.
Feathers: @Wednesday If red can, then so do I
PussNBoots: I know when to count my loses.
PussNBoots: She's just like M'lady in punching, so… yeah
Feathers: not safe
PussNBoots: not safe
PussNBoot: Also, @Feathers!
Feathers: Mmh?
PussNBoots: What do you mean with cousins?! 😺🙂😐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Feathers: ……….dogs
PussNBoots: ???
Gilmore: ??
Wedneday: ?
Artemis: ??
Feathers: While tigers and foxes are silblings to cats just the way wolfs are to dogs, Dogs and cats are like cousins.
Feathers: right?
PussNBoots: OH! Ok, get it now
Capricorn: @FeathrszWhy rae the dofsex silbinga to cats, and not dogs?
Feathers: wha
Lafayette: He's asking why are foxes alineated more with cats than dogs, and not the contrary
McFly: @CapricornBc foxes have the personality of a canine, despine being into the fline family. So, it's more of a cat-biologically, but dog-at heart kind of situation
Gilmore: huh
PussNBoots: That actually-
Gilmore: Explains a lot
TutleNinja: So that's why!!!!!!!!
Gilmare: @TurtleNinjaWhay's what, turtle?
Gilmore: *Why
Gilmore: Why's
TurtleNinja: Nothing! Nothing!
Gilmore: mmh
TurtleNinja: …I'll explain later
Gilmore: Good boy
PussNBoots: HA! Trained like a dog! kjskjsakjs
Feathers: ?
PussNBoots: It's hilarious but not bad, my bestfriend told me that from couple of memes he saw. worry not
Lupin: Worry not
PussNBoots: He's british or rom somewhere with an english accent. I know my adaptations
PussNBoots: *From
McFly: …..is that a way to mix know-how-to-adapt, with know-my-time-table?
PussNBoots: yes?
McFly: ……..carry on but DM me, I gotta tell you something I think
Maya: @PussNBoots same with him
Ratatuille: @PussNBootssame
PussNBoots: 👍
Gilmore: Dear god, he even sends the thumbs just like a dad ._.
PussyNBoots: RLY!!!!? :D
Lafayette: U happy bc of that? :/
PussNBoots: Well, FoRgIvE mE for wanting to be an actual decent father, unlike mine whose praise was a videocall just for saying “Not bad son. As always, I'll see if I can arrange a dinner for us next tuesday. For now, have some pancakes I made for you. With banana like you like”
Thu, X: XV pm
PussNBoots: Not like it matter now anywyas, as he's air atoms mostly 🤗🤭🤭 but still
Avatar: Oh my, YOU CATACLYSMED HIM!?
PussNBoots: What no!!!!!!
PussNBoots: I wished, BUT NO
PussNBoots: He's just ded. Liteareally
PussNBoots: *dead *literally
PussNBoots: DAMMIT CAPRICORN
PussNBoots: There's no way he could force me to eat those disgusting crappy "pancakes" (that taste like shit, mind you. Bland as fuck as he's parenting skills), and then crush my hope of a dinner by cancelling at last minute.
PussNBoots: Or force me to get a gf (not MINE gf. A bitch, not the same person. One I love, another I want buried 6 feet underground bc by then, dogs wouldnt be ble to identify a corpse if I recall well one of my gf rambles. SHES SO CUTE! X3), then break up with my gf (current one. Total angel…. mostly. Beautiful tho, very VERY beautiful) ‘cause she’s my hapiness, then die and you know the rest: Make party, celebrate then start grieving process.
PussNBoots: 1/10, would NOT reccoment BUT
TurtleNinja: but? 😥
PussNboots: woud party 2 again. fr fr 😎😌🦾🦾
Gilmore: 😑
Feathers: I get you. I did the same with my friends once, when my father died too. Celebreation, that is, not full on party, but we shared the enthusiasm
Wednesday: You have friends? 😯
Feathers: Ouch ಥ_ಥ
Wednesday: Sorry, didn't mean it like that
Feathers: Ik (┬┬﹏┬┬)
Wednesday: ….I'll give you sorry cuddles 💕
Feathers: Bitch C'here to the clouds, now! I accept that retailiation and payment 💕💕💕
PussNBoots: @Feathers Lucky mf 😭🙂🥲 what I'd wished to be with my gf rn and cuddle IN SUIT AND PURR witout suspicion. Lucky, lucky mfs indeed
Feathers: 😝😝😝
Lafayette: And with lore drops too, I see 🥱
PussNboots: Lore what about what?
Lafayette: …….and the vocabulary/slang. DW, nothing important dad🙂😊
PussNBoots: 👍
TurtleNinja: @PussNBoots Dude, your dad is so fkd up😶😥😭😭😭🫤
TurtleNinja: *was
TurtleNinja: You're just like my best friend fr fr 😨😰 (and as much as I love my dude. That's not a compliment, is a be-concerened type of statement. Bro's like is so fkd up)
TurtleNinja: NOT HIM THO! He's super sweet
PussNBoots: Is okay, ninja. Is not like my dad was monarch. Cant imagine my dad being a terrorist 😫🥱🥱🥱🤢🤮
Feathers: ….
Wednesday: …
Gilmore: true 😅 Still, poor monarch's family, IF he had one ofc. Like, imagine having HIM as your family. I would want the earth to swallow me SLOWLY and WHOLE
Lupin: …..
Lupin: it might seem crazy what I'm bouta say 🙂🙂🙂
Delphi has logged in
Delphi: Don't
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Lupin: Godamit!
PussNBoots: @LupinOk, I mean. I CAN imagine it
PussNBoots: Just don't wanna
PussNBoots: Thtat would be SO fukd up for many reasons 😐😐😐🙂
Viking: Cause he was a bitch?😇
PussNBoots: Cause he was BULLshit and a manipulative asshole, and I can more or less guess what could've happened at the final battle. Let's leave it like that
PussNBoots: PLUS, my heart wouldnt be hearing my brain nor my guesses, because I'm 💥 sensitive💥and temparental at times. So yeah.
PussNBoots: Can see it, but wouldn't want to😇
Ratatuille: Fair
Apollo: makes sense🏃♂️➡️🧐
Lupin: Okay…… LET'S CHANGE OF TOPIC, MMH?! (@Red, when you come back. Know you own me an icescream. Won't elaborate) 😐👍😊
Lupin: @MayaWhose next? Gilmore? Feathers? Dexter?
Lupin: Me? 😝🏃♂️➡️😋😉😏
Thu, X: IV III pm
Maya: .....tmrw
Maya: I have school tmrw, so tmrw we continue
Lupin: FINE
Gilmore: Night guys!
Viking: Night
Avatar: G'night
Lupin: Night to ya'll! (Have insomnia so won't work. HOW DOWS IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM)
Baldcock: x2 (artist. We DONT slep :) )
Capricorn: same here, but night!
Baldcock: *sleep
Capricorn: *night
Apollo: real
Artemis: Real
Sunshine: REAL
Viking: true
PussNBoots: (Must agree) Night children, sleep well! ;3
Maya has changed PussNBoots to Dad
Maya: Before ya'lll say anything: no. I'm refusing and will NOT call it Daddy. Just, doesn't work the same. My apologies dad, but it was either that or Papa with a sick victorian child accent!
PussNBoots: I understand. For the children
PussNBoots: Thanks for your sacrifice, Maya
Maya: 🦾🦾
PussNBoots has changed Anxiety to Mommy
PussNBoots: But before into the cat-known I'll go, there's something I just MUST do.
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