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Chapter 5: i despise salty people

Summary:

tis the week before the baby of Karasuno confesses. Will he actually be able to confess in time or will he chicken out like he always did? Who knows???but little did he know his one and only Hinata had a plan of his own
also this chapter might be a little shorter than usual I'm incredibly sorry

Rui Kamishiro does, someone come with me to jump classmate a and c(totally unrelated btw)

Notes:

hello i am literally SUPER DUPER sorry!!!
i was grounded after the first quarter because i got a bad grade (73) in math causing me to lose my electronics but i snuck my computer up in my room so i can write freely! also thank you all everything!
i made the last chapter about 3 months ago...and i promised to release this chapter in a few days! i must say, please do not expect more chapters to go faster than 3 weeks+
this is just honestly tiring for me to keep making due to schedule changes so i might make 2-3 more chapters(dw it WILL include at least one kiss) also i got into the vbl team!!!! lets thank haikyuu and noya specifically-Certified_bigback or emustann4

 

i looked back at the doc and apparently i wrote this chapter in august?? how and what

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

(one week before kageyama confesses)
Monday
A mix of shos and kags pov

Ah so he has failed yet another test..

“Wow your an idiot”
(he scored 16 out of 100 btw)
“What did you score then DUMBYAMA?”

“17”

“WHA-”

“W-whatever!”
Hinata turns away hiding his face
God….he's quite a ... Oh he has something on his cheek

Kageyama reaches out to wipe Hinata's face,as he does that tsukishima spots them(with his bbg Yamaguchi)

“Woah did we interrupt something?”

A faint snicker is heard from tadashi

“WHA- no! nothinG TOTALY!!”
(sho)
The orange one glanced over at his not so much rival hoping he would atleast help with this case.
Then he saw

It.

A hand concerningly too close to his thigh for comfort ESPECIALLY for someone he likes, and of course stupidyama didnt even notice it was there

“YOU INTERRUPPED NOTHING!!!”

“Wait who are we interrupting”

I had to look at the guy..that is my so-called crush, could I have at least gotten a smarter one??I mean I'm not smart, yes but Tobio??He's on a completely different level of slow than me…and thats like really bad

“Jeez the kings pretty stupid,not that we didnt know already though”

“Dont call him that!”

“Woah queens protective of his king oooh”

“I AM-wait what”

“You know what im talking about shithead”

“I don’t saltyshima”

“Salty?Tsukki is not salty!”

And he says im protective over kageyama..he's glazing i swear!!!

“Ugh whatever!”
Bell rings

(kags)
I dont know if he realized or not that i purposely put my hand near his thigh because its all a part of my plan..to make him fall for me! (hoshumis plan acc)
And then tomorrow ill give him extra sets,and then ill (not willingly) give him my curry bun! Its foolproof!

“YOU INTERUPTED NOTHING!!”

Woah, why is Hinata so panicked?

“Wait who are we interrupting again?”
That will probably get that tsukishima off my tail!
(what followed was the same convo so yes read more poor ao3’ian)

“Jeez the kings pretty stupid,not that we didnt know already though”

“Dont call him that!”

“Woah queens protective of his king oooh”

What is that supposed to mean? Queen? Ki-oh he's just using my emo era against me. I'm a changed man!

“I AM-wait what”

“You know what im talking about shithead”

“I don’t saltyshima”

heh.. that was a good one

“Salty?Tsukki is not salty!”

Uh yes he is….he called noya a cornball when he mentioned some stupid 2 numbers the other day

“So wh-
Bell rings

Damnit i didnt get to ask him…hoshumi said i had to ask this week or next week…

Should I try again? Yea i think il try again tomorrow after i (unwillingly)give him my food!

Tuesday
(sho)
Today is the day where I drop everything including my extra volleyball practice for the annual summer festival today! Just for him

Notes:

if your wondering why i always leave a "-Certified big_bigback or Emustann4" its because its my rlly bad art acc that i havnt posted on since like october

Notes:

EEEK you read it ALL! ilysm thanmk you.!!

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