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"You sure about this, boss? I mean, we've already got two kids on this, do we really need this one too?"
"Certain."
"Yeah, but..... Her? She's just so....."
"Look, one of them is in a medically induced coma after the last season. Can't risk him getting out and figuring out where he is, and all."
"And the other kid? Wasn't that one hired to help write and run this?"
"Eh...... Good with the murders, less good with character work."
"Oh, well, don't we have actual employers for that?"
"Look, if this season flops like a couple of them have lately, we need someone to pin it on that won't put the blame on the company."
"Right."
"Besides, she's perfect. Total recluse, obsessed with a bunch of that nerdy crap. Audience'll relate to her. They'll lap it up."
"Can't argue with the ratings, huh?"
"Exactly."
"So, how do we go about getting her on board?"
