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Chapter 15: "Why are we going to bars" - zantetsu

Notes:

WIRITNG IS SO HARD MAN I HJAVE NOT A SINGLE DROP OF HUMORR

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

WHY IS THE RICE CRUNCHY?

11:51 am

 

Light carmine pink: theres a karaoke place should we go @purple (bun)

 

purple (bun): hell yeah

 

light carmine pink: can you pay tho ion wanna waste my trip money 😻😻

 

purple (bun): okay...

 

light carmine pink: OKAY GREAT NOW COME, im jumping and waving my arm

 

purple (bun): YOU LOOK SOS TUPID IM CAKVLFIN

 

light carmine pink: SHUUSHHSHS

 

model: am i interrupting

 

light carmine pink: actually Yuki come with us

 

model: I cant I'm being dragged by the arm to go to the plushie shop with Kurona

 

ninja: GEUSS HEO TURREDN OGF THER AIUTO FCORRETC

 

model: this gives me flashbacks!

 

honda: please turn it back on

 

ninja: 𝓫𝓽𝓾 𝓱𝔀𝔂? 💜

 

blueberries: IM LAUGHING THE FONT

 

ninja: Zantetsu made me download that font app that he uses idk bro

i had enough storae=ge

 

isaGOAT🔥: guys i MAY need opinions

is this a good roast

wait

 

Honda: can i bet 10 bucks that it'll be a yer mom joke

 

blueberries: oh sweet mother of pearl...

 

isaGOAT🔥: DUDE SHUT YOUR FATERLAND ASS UP U WAKE UP AND THE FIRST THING U THINK OF IS BIG MACS U MC FATTY WHEN U GO TO MC DONALDS U CANT EVEN FIT IN THERE U BIG MAC INHALER UR THE REASON THERE IS PEOPLE WHO ARE STARVING U FATTIE U EAT ALL OF THE FOOD IN THE WORLD U CRUSH UR BED EVERY MONDAY AND BUY A NEW ONE EVERY FRIDAY U UNKNOWN BITCH NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU UR FAT LIKE SHINDONG UR MUCH MORE WORSE THAN SHINDONG U HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS U FATTIE UR BIGGER THAN THE OMNIVERSE U 7 BILLION BELLY ROLLS BITCH UR THE REASON THE SUN IS GONNA EXPLODE AND THE REASON THE STAR NAMED BETELGEUSE IS GONNA EXPLODE BC OF UR FAT ASS UR LITERALLY CRUSHING THE POOR STAR U BIG ASS FUCK NO ONE CARES ABOUT UR PHONE THAT WORKS LIKE SHIT UR THE REASON SOLAR STORMS EXISTS THATS WHY WE ARE GOING TO PROBALY LOSE WIFI FOR SOME MONTHS BUT I DONT THINK THATS HAPPENING CAUSE WE WILL JUST SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS U FOOD CONSUMER NOW SHUT UP BEFORE U BREAK THIS WHOLE SERVER WITH UR FATNESS.

Right

@k**ser

 

buzzy 🐝: was this an opportunity to slur out kaiser

 

isaGOAT🔥: hell yeah

 

bangs kid: DUDE THAT WASN'T EVEN 2 MINUTES CAN WE BE FOR REAL 💔💔

 

blueberries: He's just like that idk bro

 

horny demon 😓: THERES A BAR WITH ALCHOHOL OG MY GOF

 

6 lashes: but you can't go on a plane if your drunk.

 

horny demon 😓: do not worry sae-bae it takes a LONG time for me to get drunk

 

6 lashes: right.

 

fang😈: right shidou can you get me coke

coca cola

not that one

 

horny demon😓: OKAY CHARBoii.

 

fake blonde: OMD CAN WE ACTUALLY CANCEL PJSK

DUDE

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grandpa👴: sendou SHUSH

boy atleast you have master

 

light carmine pink: BACHIRA KEEPS ON RIDING ON HIS SUITCASE ALL ARPUND THE KARAOKE ROOM WE'RE IN SOMEONE HELP

he keeps vblocking the lyrics and reo keeps crying because the song keeps reminding him of his and nagi's break up

 

purple (bun): so why am i catching strays

 

light carmine pink: how sad

           ↱replying to isaGOAT🔥: DUDE SHUT YO...

k**ser: fuck you Yoichi go di

 

Buzzy🐝 has muted k**ser for an hour

 

buzzy 🐝: Never diss my goat isagi

 

isagoat 🔥:did you stop riding on your suitcase to write this...

 

 

light carmine pink: REO YOU AND NAGI ARE BACK TOGETHER STOP CRYING ABOUT YOUR BREAK UP THAT HAPPENED LIKE 4 MONTHS AGAO

 

Silly: why are we drink

                                                                                                                                 ↱Silly: why are we ge...

6 lashes has made this into a quote

Silly: ?

 

horny demon 😓: why are we drink

y'know maybe i shouldn't have underestimated that wine

 

6 lashes: shidou fucking ryusei.

Notes:

To the people that have been waiting for the next chapter... im SO sorry that it's so short dude... i have 0 sense of humor and i forfot about it for a while sooo...

Notes:

i need more ideas for this chatfic 💔💔