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The party (extended vers)
12:11 pm
Dusty buns: Ok I’m heading over! I should be there in about 10 minutes.
Jane :3: Ok! I am so excited to see you guys, it has been so long! :)
Byers jr: we all saw each other at school literally yesterday
Lucas: I’ll be over a bit after Dustin probably, do you guys want me to bring anything over?
Gay boy: food
Lucas: you already get enough of that
Gay boy: does everyone in this fucking groupchat just hate me
Dusty buns: Speaking of mike haters, where is the D1 mike hater
Byers jr: has anyone heard from max at all?
Jane :3: I have not received any texts from Max today, is she maybe still asleep?
Lucas: knowing her probably
Gay boy: dont bother waking her up
Dusty buns: Lucas, could you stop by and wake her up?
Lucas: on it
madmax: fsuck alsl of yoru
Lucas: morning sleepyhead
madmax: im goanna kms
Jane :3: What does ‘kms’ mean?
madmax: uh..
madmax: it meand…. keep myself safe…
madmax: and kys mean keep yourself safe..
Jane :3: Oh, well I hope you all kys on your way over!
madmax: especially mike!
Dusty buns changed madmax to D1 mike hater
Gay boy: im definitely kms
Jane :3: Yay!
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The legal adults:
1:18pm
Jonathan: M*ke is over at the house again.
Nance❤️: Don’t be so rude towards my brother.
Jonathan: mb
Nance❤️: I thought you were a writer, what’s with all of this stupid slang?
Jonathan: Texting friends and writing professionally is very different Nancy
Nance❤️: Whatever you say.
Steve The Hair: dont be so uptight nance
Rockin Robin: yeah nance ^_^
Nance❤️: I don’t want to hear it from either of you.
Rockin Robin: sorry :((
Nance❤️: Oh, don’t make me feel bad.
Rockin Robin: are you /srs or /j……
Nance❤️ left The legal adults.
Rockin Robin: noo :((
Vickie :D: what happened..?
Rockin Robin added Nance❤️ to The legal adults.
Steve The Hair: welcome back!
Nance❤️: I wish I had my guns. Mom took them away.
Rockin Robin: mayb that was for the best….
Vickie :D: perhaps.!
Steve The Hair: woah nancy too far
Nance❤️: I need you to shut your mouth.
Steve The Hair: yes ma’am.
Rockin Robin: moving away from this topic….. how has everyone been..!
Steve The Hair: awesome as always
Nance❤️: Horrible.
Vickie :D: im ok :)
Rockin Robin: thats good :3
Jonathan: I'm decent.
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The party (extended vers)
6:30pm
Jane :3: That was so fun! We should do it again soon :) I hope you all kys while going home :D
Gay boy: god max youre horrible
D1 mike hater: kys!!
Gay boy: thanks.
Dusty buns: Max what have you done..
D1 mike hater: idk what you mean…
Byers jr: everyone just be quiet
Gay boy: i agree with will
Byers jr: youre a part of the problem dumbass
D1mike hater: ofc your gay ass agrees with will
Gay boy: i am NOT gay for will, or gay at all
Gay boy: im not gay
D1 mike hater changed Gay boy’s username to Gay for will
Gay for will: oh my GOD i hate you all i will not be keeping myself safe
D1 mike hater: hate away sister, hate away
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Byers jr and Gay for will
6:37pm
Byers jr: mike are you actually gay for me?
Gay for will: this is a talk for later
Byers jr: what does that mean.
6:53pm
Byers jr: mike what does that mean.
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The party (extended vers)
6:55pm
D1 mike hater: new hc mike is in the closet and also in denial
Gay for will: LEAVE ME ALONE
D1 mike hater: no lol
Lucas: i always knew it - erica
D1 mike hater: see, even erica agrees
Dusty buns: Can you rage bait Mike somewhere other than the gc..
D1 mike hater: damn ok fine