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Hi! My name is Emerald and im the head of HR as well as an office worker for this investment company. Im a great worker, I do everything on time and I loved working here tbh. It’s was awesome. CEO was also so diligent I used to be so proud of him.
Until… SHE came. Her name was Y/N and her boobs were like planets, her ass was just the same (without the nips ofc) and her eyes were ocean blue orbs that gazed in CEO’s direction. And he glanced riiiight back.
And by that I mean, he WANTED her and she WANTED HIM……..
I knew that this would NOT end well.
One day, I was in a meeting with him (CEO) and we were talking to some clients ig. He was like distracted the whole time and I was getting pretty pissed because this was important. Then I saw what he was looking at. Through the window. HER. SHE CLIMBED TOTHE FIFTY THIRD FOOOR, SCALED THR BUILDING AND JUST. TO. LOOK. AT. HIM. CEO was sweating, and you could see how hard he was just from his expression trust me I was uncomfortable and the client could def tell. We didn’t get that client, obviously. Since then, CEO has been especially… risqué with Y/N.
Hell glance under thr table during meetings, voice somehow getting deeper (didn’t think that was possible) and we’d allll know what was going on. Lie, seriously, during a meeting. Seriously??.. also we could hear Y/N we just didn’t say because thr last one who did went missing (her dead body was open in the dump by thr office).
All day long we would hear sucking from the office or under the table and when they were all alone, they would get REALLY loud and do it in the break room (yuck!,!!!!!!). Everything was wet all the time. The seats were wet when Y/N got up, the couch was wet when they left the room and CEOs pants were wet too. I considered giving him a fan or something because it was getting out of hand. Maybe a toy? Or was that too upfront.
Anyways I didn’t do that. And they always say how the office is ome big famiky, and how heartbroken they’d me if we left or quit (or somehow died or got arrested).
And im below thr ceo anyways in terms of job rankings so like I can’t even do anything and investment wise were getting nobody since ceo and y/n sure love their meetings (they’re supposed to be in a business trip but they got kicked out of thr hotel (every hotel)). Literally all day im taking complaints for obvious reasons but like everyone knows CEO is a mafia boss so I was like uhh I don’t wanna die. So now me and the sane employees started our own feeble gang, in hopes to mjrder CEO. And what’s Y/N supposed to do about it, cry? That’s literally all she ever does anyways, it cost me my best friend.
It was kind of pathetic, having a bunch of middle aged men and office workers try to arrange an assassination, but we managed to get a plan between us. A few of the would lead him to the alleyway or something while Y/N was crying in the bathroom alone (attention seeking whore) and me and the other guy in HR would do the deed. (Not like that you pervs)
So, on Tuesday when we arranged it, his door was locked for HOURS. WHY?!. You all know why. Slap slap ooh ahhh. That’s why. They were doing it. LOUD. in there. Ew. I knocked a bunch but he just roared at me every time I did. Finally, someone else got an idea. Pull the fire alarm. But before we could, the CEO called out “come in”
I was nervous p, HR guy was nervous, but we went in anyway and we could not believe our eyes. They had forgot lube and thr friction caused a fire on the table. The alarm was about to:go off, this was our chance!,!!!!!!,!!
“I’ll save you Y/N pookie dookie doopie doo!!!” CEO roared but his voice was so deep it caused an earthquake instead and half the building toppled down.
Then Y/N started crying, and screeching “Oh no!!!!! CEOOOOO!!!,, ARE YOU OKAY.????.?” The dogs were barking now , her voice was cracking the glass in the building .
Glass and mortar and bricks were falling everywhere, but thr ceo used his muscular shoulders to shield Y/N, and he was unhurt as was Y/N. The rest of us was another story.
HR guy went missing. There was a news report saying he'd been found dead a week later. I loved him. It was secret. I didn't say, he didn't say. But I thought he felt the same. The way he smiled at me. The way he caught my eye. Our late night talks where we'd whisper soft, and giggle hoping Y/N didn't hear us. The little rebellions. Together. His eyes were beautiful orbs. To me, they were better than Y/N's. To me he was everything. And I never said. I couldn't say. And I thought he was dead after this. I promised never to forgive Y/N--not for taking him away from me. And the way to exact the best revenge, killing her love. Tit for tat, HUH Y/N. But that's a story for later!!!
Anyways, everyone knows only one romance can win in the end and its always Y/N's. That's the rule of the world. Unless we manage to kill CEO. I want to kill CEO. I need to kill CEO. I just have to find a way.
And then, I realized! "How exactly, DID this fire come to happen CEO?" A smirk grew across my face, and CEo, well he shifted in his plaec, hands firm on Y/N's ass. Squeezing and squezing, I thought it was about to pop or something. God, those big, huge, giant balloons of an ass it was almost scary. Not almost sorry, scary. Otherworldly in the way only CEO was.
He was stumbling over his words and mumbling while Y/N stroked his WIG!!!! YES HE WEARS A WIG!!!! And she was also sniffling like she was about to cry because I said one word to her alpha CEO. Her boobs looked smaller, probably because she was scared and I got happy and my smirk widened into a cruel grin.
“WELL…. Ahem.” He cleared his throat. Words tumbling out in his deep voice. “I think it’s obvious Emerald. Unless you want to point it out yourself.”
“you were doing her without lube. Eeeeeyuck”
“SHUT UP!” He roared. “GET OUT OF MY OFFICE EMERALD. DONT YOU HAVE THAT PUNY LITTLE HR RATS FUNERAL TO ATTEND?!??”
I left the room quickly and shut the door behind me. Almost immediately I could hear the sound of skin slapping skin from behind the door and Y/N’s loud moans of pleasure. Great. That made me even more pissed.
As for the funeral, we had it a few days ago in private. I admit, I cried a lot. But those were tears of revenge. And I was about to inflict it.
The little gang met again later that day. We had no weapons sadly, but we had something else. A weakness. When Y/N would leave the CEo for a minute, he liked to look at her stuff and touch it like some stalker creep. I would be freaked out but she seemed to think it was cute. She had a pink cardigan that she wore that barely fit around her MASSIVE calcium cannons, so we took that and planned somewhere where we could quietly get the job done once and for allllllllll…….
It really was his favorite thing she had, and he would go to the ends of the earth to find it, so I took matters into my OWN hands and hid it in the akkeyway me and hr guy (rip) were gonna kill him in the first place . Yay! I bought a machete off the black market and got ready to murder.
I snuck it out of their office during a meeting, pretending I was late…