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GAYGENCYY
scarydoc: did yall see the fight vid that was posted earlier???
fatsherlock: the one with akudhuihudf in it?
scarydoc: akutagawa, and yeah
fatsherlock: didn’t that guy break the other guys nose and had to go to the principal’s office?
scarydoc: yep,i was helping the nurse when that kid came in
suicideroll: LMAOOO THE VID BEING POSTED LIT 5 SECODNS AFTER THR FIGHT BAGHAHA
scarydoc: you posted it didn’t you
fatsherlock: it was you dazai
suicideroll: .
suicideroll: you guys just hate my side hustles
scarydoc: boohoo go blast mitski and get over your gay situationship
suicideroll: omg its not a situationship i fucking hate him yosano
stickupass: why aren’t you all in class
scarydoc: im helping the nurse, dazai and ranpo are skipping
stickupass: everyday god strays further from us
fatsherlock: hey! I ran out of snacks i needed to buy them ok????? Priority hellooo
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As Atsushi walked out of class with Tanizaki,he felt his shoulder bump with someone. He quickly turns around to say sorry, before getting hit with a cold “watch your step”. He looks up to see the same kid from earlier, and Atsushi could not hold back his words. “What the fuck’s your problem dude?”, he snarled.
Akutagawa looks back at him, wide eyed. “It isn’t wise to pick a fight with me, jinko.”. Instead of looking away, Atsushi challenges him,”Or what? Are you gonna cry to your mama?”, he mocks.
In the next second, Atsushi feels a hand connect to his face before falling on the ground, looking up seeing Akutagawa with his fist in the air. But just as he was about to walk away, Atsushi punched him in the nose.
Tanizaki ran to find anyone who could break up their fight, only to see Dazai stepping in before it could escalate.
”Now, now. Let’s not fight like little kids!” He said, walking towards the two freshman with a cheerful expression, but that changed as soon as he looked towards Akutagawa. “Dazai-senp-“, Akutagawa tried to explain, but Dazai put a hand in front of him. “Go, Akutagawa, I do not wish to converse with you”. Akutagawa took one last glance at Atsushi with a cold expression, before getting up, and leaving. Atsushi looked up, wide-eyed at their exchange.
”Now Atsushi”, he returned to his cheerful face. “Let’s go to the nurse’s office, Yosano must be there!”.
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“My oh my, that is quite the nasty bruise near your cheek” Yosano mumbled. Dazai and Tanizaki were sitting beside Atsushi, with Tanizaki exclaiming how much of a bad idea it was to make an enemy out of him.
But Atsushi had only one question in mind, ‘what was Dazai’s relationship with Akutagawa? How did he get him to back off with a simple sentence?’. He kept these questions in his head, knowing it wasn’t the right time to ask about it.
”What classes do we have after this?”, he mumbled. “Oh,we have lunch in like, fifteen minutes and our last class is canceled, so i could help you with dormitories!”, Tanizaki said. Atsushi gave a weak smile, cheek still paining.
Dazai’s face was in the phone before chucking,”Your fight video is already uploaded on the blog! Two fights in a day,damn.”. Atsushi looked over, confused, “What blog?”. Yosano started explaining,”We have a student blog, which is anonymous, but mainly used for spreading videos and gossips, quite the waste”, she fake gags. “Oh come on Yosano! You looove the drama being posted”, Dazai exclaims.
”All done! Now that it’s lunch in a couple minutes, come sit with us Atsushi”, Yosano offers, and Atsushi obliges.
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“Now Atsushi! What would you like to know about this university?”, Ranpo asks. Atsushi thinks,” Just tell me who all sit in what tables.”. “Will do! Those, are the Student Council! They call themselves the Hunting Dogs. Kinda lame, right?”, Ranpo points at a table, where the students are wearing a red blazer on top of their clothes. “Those, are the nerds, those are the sports players”, he says, zooming through. “Ah! Those are the outcasts! Not too prominent expect for a guy called Fyodor.”, he points to a table, where the people look…unique. “And at last! Those are mostly a hybrid! Delinquents, studious, but they are all part of the photography club,and are our rivals.” He exclaims.
Atsushi looks over, before seeing Akutagawa sitting there, pushing food around is plate while a guy or girl?(he cant figure out) talks to him.
”Why are they our rivals?” He blurts out.
”It’s sorta complicated”, Kunikida starts to explain. “Only so many clubs can recieve proper funding, and our club, although not many members, is quite needed, as well as the photography club. Because of this, we usually get split funding. Sometimes we get more, sometimes they do. Their club is needed for the school’s publicity and pictures. Ours handles internal events happening as well as notices with yearbook too.”
”We do the most gossipable-non-gossip”, Dazai huffs.
”Anyways, let me show you the blog!”
They finish the lunch break introducing Atsushi to many new things, with Atsushi getting the feeling these kinds of stuff only happens in the movies.
”Anyways, prez is calling my, I’m leaving, see yall later!”
As they leave one by one, Tanizaki brings Atsushi to the dormitories. Atsushi asks the staff his house number and keys, and ge gets the same one as Tanizaki. “THIS IS SOO GOOD! I mean, I kinda figured you might get me because I’m one of the few without a roommate, but it’s still so exciting!”, he exclaims with joy.
”Now come on! I’ll help you get settled.”