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Fairytales for monsters by hryseith for Leo_Wolf
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Nov 2025
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It was only meant to be a simple exchange of ironic gifts—another low-stakes skirmish in the cold war between the King and the Radio Demon. Tired of the constant antagonism, Alastor gave Lucifer a children's book about a rejected fowl, and Lucifer gave Alastor a brutal tale of survival in the woods. Neither of them expected that reading between the lines—and seeing their own reflection in the pages—would cut deeper than any angelic steel forged in Heaven. This is a story about vulnerability, shared trauma, and the silent covenant between two lonely souls.
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- Part 2 of Tuning into the Divine
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04 Feb 2026
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Hal doesn’t really seem to hear him, and if possible, looks even more tired than before. “I landed the plane, right? My memories are pretty blurry at that point, but I landed it, didn’t I?”
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05 Oct 2025
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Bruce knows how to swim, and he is will swim up the entire Nile if he has to. Too bad Jason has other plans by arrowupmysleeve
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 Mar 2021
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Text from Clark K at 10.45:
I know you're awake, B😡Text from Clark K at 10. 46:
I can hear you chewing😒 Pick up.😠😠The last text makes Bruce pause. He knows Clark can't see him, but he turns to glare in the direction of Metropolis anyway and takes a large bite of his toast. And if he is chewing a little louder than usual, well, no one is here to call him out on it.
Text from Clark K at 10.47:
Real mature, B😡 You know I can't stand that sound!😒Text from Clark K at 10.51:
You need to call Hal. He must be freaking out right now.😱Bruce ignores the text. Just like he has ignored all the others and reaches for the Gotham Gazette's sports section, it seems the Gotham knights lost the game this weekend and that they are considering a trade with the Star City team. Bruce continues to read as the tv drones on in the background at a low volume.
"Morning, B." Jason greets as he enters the kitchen and takes the seat. The grin in his voice is audible, and Bruce almost wines. Jason has most definitely seen the news.
"Good morning, Jason," Bruce responds without looking up from his paper. His phone starts ringing, and Bruce glances at the caller id. It's Clark, again.
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- Part 2 of Batlanternweek 2021
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05 Oct 2025
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Every Little Thing Wants (gentle hands and a home) To Be Loved by Kingmorii
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Sep 2025
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Where in,
Bruce, who to the honor of his late father took to being a renouned doctor founding many hospitals and clinics, receeds into obscurity after the death of his last close family member, a butler who raised him after the death of his parents. Months later finds Bruce on a beach house in a small island town somewhere in the europes. He stays far from the small town, only ever venturing for food and such, and lives on his private beach. He often takes his boat out to open ocean and spends hours watching the waves and sketching. It here he sees his first glimps of them.
A mermaid springs from the water, splattering droplets as his breaks the surface tension, and lands smack in bruces little yacht. Only, it looks more like a lad then a maiden and more like child then either and oh fuck, he choking on fishing net.
Or where Bruce wishes the universe, and the lovely ghost of his parents, would very kindly stop dropping ocean children on his front door and the secrets of his beach that he was not curious about at his back door. They make no plans to listen to his silly lil request.
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13 Sep 2025
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Maritime Hostile Takeover by Pneumatic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
17 Feb 2026
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The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.
How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?
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12 Sep 2025