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3:06 PM
8 users are now online
apple juice victim: What's this gc for?
and why he bunny: WHY IS NEIGE HERE?????
tall blond & terrifying: Ah, Roi des Neiges, I believe this groupchat was made for NRC students and our acquaintances!
apple juice victim: OMG is Vi here???
tall blond & gorgeous: Unfortunately yes
apple juice victim: Hi Vi!!
tall blond & gorgeous has gone offline.
hello kitty lookin' ahh: this is crazy work gangalang
apple juice victim: Well, I should probably get back to class. Bye bye guys!
tall blond & terrifying: Adieu, Roi des Neiges
apple juice victim has gone offline.
and why he bunny: yeah no i just wanna go home and see my mom
number 1 ragebaiter: i wanna go home and see your mom too, heh
hello kitty lookin' ahh:
and why he bunny: okay, yeah im not inviting you over again
number 1 ragebaiter: I WAS JOKING I SWEAR OML DNOT DO TS TI ME
tall blond & terrifying: Monsieur Heart seems genuinely distressed by this... Monsieur Spade, might you reconsider?
and why he bunny: this literally isn't your business??? why do you care?
tall blond & terrifying: Everything is my business, Monsieur Spade. As long as I live, t'will be my job to monitor anyone and everyone in my vicinity.
number 1 ragebaiter: hey what
tall blond & terrifying: Don't worry about it, Monsieur Heart.
hello kitty lookin' ahh: yeah i wouldnt worry abt it atp
number 1 ragebaiter: no, i thinm om gonns worry abt t
and why he bunny: why does yr spelling get randomly worse and better at times????
number 1 ragebaiter: dpends on how fast i tye it
and why he bunny: makes sense
tall blond & terrifying: I must sadly be off. I bid adieu, first years.
hello kitty lookin' ahh: see you at the dorm, rook
tall blond & terrifying has gone offline.
hello kitty lookin' ahh: man im lowkenuinely craving some apple pie rn
number 1 ragebaiter: whats apple pie?
and why he bunny: are we so deaduzz </3
hello kitty lookin' ahh: dont fucking play w/ me. i know you know what apple pie is. get back to your class lil bro
number 1 ragebaiter: dont call me ts bro im older than you
hello kitty lookin' ahh: you're literally not????? my birthday's in may loser
and why he bunny: yeah hes literally older than both of us
number 1 ragebaiter: no proof
hello kitty lookin' ahh: somebody sedate me i can do ts
number 1 ragebaiter: they don't call me house md for nothing
and why he bunny: NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT SHUT YOUR MOUTH
and why he bunny: i swear, we watch house md ONE time and this guy thinks he's just like house fr fr
number 1 ragebaiter: he's just like me fr fr
and why he bunny: KYS
hello kitty lookin' ahh: HELLO???? haha y'all are so funny pls dont break up
number 1 ragebaiter: HE JUST TOLD ME TO KMS AND YOU WANT US TO STAY TOGETHER
hello kitty lookin' ahh: i mean, you've said worse to ppl you arent dating so yeah
and why he bunny: the time he punched riddle....
number 1 ragebaiter: come on that was months ago....
hello kitty lookin' ahh: lowkenuinely this is on you, deuce for dating a professional ragebaiter
and why he bunny: fml