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it was a beautiful day in january, a wedding made the day even more special. wallter in his long flowy dress as white as the snow on the ground watched as his husbando-san grey stuff approached in a suit fit for a prince. it was a dream come true, until-
"STOP TH' WEDDIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a southern voice yelled, mannequin mark of all people (or mannequins? what are the npcs in regretevator even) stood up to prevent the marriage from happening
"what could you possibly want, my dear acquaintance mark"
"we aint divorced yet. u cant marry that fukc"
"..shit"
they waltzed over to the court, wallter still in his wedding dress, so the two could finally get a divorce
"hol' up dad and dad get back together im pregnant, be the grandparents of my kid twins 🫰" lampert said, now grown up and not in ikea- i mean ROKEA or the fridge
"whos th' father tho"
"kasper" and in that moment, skater boy appeared
"my lovely first and only born child, may i acquire the knowledge of who this lad may be?"
"twin i just said"
kasper suddenly got infected and cebame infected. holy shit. now lamperty was a single father of 6 or 7 children
"IM GONNA KILL MYSELF oh and yea yall can get a divorce idgaf anymore im an alpha angle"
mark and wallter got a divoce, walkter married grey stuff, lampert got an abortion and they all lived mediocrely