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Jolyne: someone paypal me 40 quid
Jolyne: now pls
Jolyne: NOOOOOWWWW
Josuke: LMAOOOOOOOOO
Josuke: no
Jotaro: awh hellllllnah
Jolyne: guys plsim on a date and i said id cover the billbutim BROKE
Jonathan: Ive sent you 100 x
Jolyne: FR
Jolyne: AHHH JONA ILY ILY ILY
Johnny: wtf
Josuke: nice to see women in male dominated fields
Jolyne: oh get off it, as if youre not getting koichi or shigechi to pay for your shit
Josuke: they do it because they care about me
Jolyne: shut up you leech
Johnny: coming from you queen, that's quite…
Jotaro: huge massive fuckass hypocrite LOL
Jolyne: GO AWAY
Jolyne: TECHNICALLY we are ALL leeching from Jona so. Yeah. fuck you .
Jotaro: well it would be george, but fuck that guy
Johnny: FUCK george joestar
Josuke: all my siblings HATE george
Giorno: and cousin
Josuke: all my siblings and cousin HATE george
Giorno: :3
Joseph: hello who are we hating on
Johnny: george . . .. …
Joseph: oh FUCK THAT GUY 🤮
Johnny: oh jose when is caesar coming over
Joseph: how did u knw he was coming over wtf
Johnny: heard you cleaning your room
Jolyne: annual occurrence
Joseph: HEY.
Johnny: when is he coming over
Joseph: in like two days i think
Johnny: shouldn't you know
Joseph: why am i being antagonised every time i come on this chat
Josuke: chiming in to point out that you're a grown ass employed man
Johnny: at least he's not a grown employed man still in a situationship
Josuke: LMAOOOOO
Joseph: ok U of all people johnny should NAWT be criticising me for that
Johnny: oh so ur homophobic?
Josuke: sounds like it/… 😬
Jolyne: oh….gosh… ill…. Ill go spread the word…
Joseph: PISS OFF
Joseph: I SDIDSNT SAY THATTT
Johnny: subject responds with violent denial… noted..
Josuke: the ragebaiter becomes the ragebaited
Joseph: i already get bullied at work by bosses who i think are in a freak polycule
Joseph: give me a break yall
Johnny: loud incorrect buzzer
Johnny: so when is caesar coming over
Joseph: sigh.
Joseph: tomorrow evening at 7
Johnny: thats what i thought
Johnny: bitch
Josuke: we know youre only asking because gyro will come over too
Johnny: whybare you turning on me
Josuke: my loyalties lie with myself
Johnny: you snake
Jolyne: LOLLLLLL
Jolyne: alyays drama with you gayboys
Joseph: Thats a hate crime, surely??
Jolyne: what r u gonna do sent me to jail LOLLLL
Joseph: dont tempt me 😒
Jonathan: Be nice, yall!
Jonathan: Joseph it will be lovely to see Caesar, let us know when he arrives!
joseph: Yessiirrrr :3
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Jotaro: has anyone seen my hat
Josuke: whats that 👂
Jotaro: a …….hat???
Josuke: oh sorry, i cant hear you
Josuke: 👂
Jotaro: dont even right now
Josuke: oh sorry… thought u said ….. U were gonna oay me back..
Josuke: Mustve been the wind….
Jotaro: do u have my hat or not u slag
Josuke: 🚶
Johnny: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
Johnny: what do u even owe him for
Jotaro: none of ur goddamn buisness 😒
Josuke: Ill give u a hint…..
Josuke: 😉
Jotaro: what does that even mean
Johnny: NO WAY LOL
Jotaro: howd you literally get anything from that what
Johnny: u need to be tapped into the database
Jolyne: HAHAHAHHA
Jotaro: BITCH >>??????
Jolyne: ur not allowed to call me that
Jolyne: ill tell jona
Jotaro: honestly fuck you guys god forbid any of you do even anything remotely helpful
Giorno: you left it in the upstairs bathroom, i think!!
Jotaro: man
Jotaro: thank you giorno
Jotaro: you are my only family member ever
Giorno: this is an honour
Josuke: honour deez nuts
Jolyne: what year r we in brochacho
Johnny: the year of our lord and savour
Joseph: sixty nine
Joseph: 69
Johnny: thank u for clarifying
Josuke: man. We really fell off didnt we
Joseph: 😞
Johnny:
Jolyne: ☹️
Josuke: did you know its no longer 69
Joseph: ?
Joseph: what
Josuke: six seven
Joseph: what eoes that mean
Johnny:
Joseph: what. How do you change a number???
Josuke: six seven …..
Joseph: what does that mean. Im scared
Jolyne: its ok unc
Jolyne: ill tell u if you paypal me
Joseph: girl dont even
Joseph: jona already gave you a crisp 100
Johnny: her greed sickens me
Josuke: biblical.
Jolyne: hoe
Johnny: which of us exactly are you calling a hoe
Jolyne: you know who you are.
Josuke: tsk. Pack it up joseph
Joseph: HEY????
Joseph: jotaro was onto something you guys sre evil
Joseph: false accusations
Joseph: You're mischaracterising me
Jolyne: we hear you bud
Josuke: loud and clear
Johnny: subject is getting defensive….
Joseph: im too employed to deal with you
Josuke: man
Jolyne: I DINT EANA GET A JOB!!!!!!!!
Johnny: 😨
Jolyne: PLEASE
Jolyne: sorry guys
Jolyne: that really scared me for a sec
Josuke: youre safe here ❤️
Josuke: *** cant get you
Jolyne: 😲
Jotaro: mf did you censor the word
Jotaro: job??
Jolyne: 😨
Jolyne: AHHHGGGGHHH
Josuke: AWAY WITH YOU, WRETCH
Jotaro: go to hell
Jonathan: be nice to eachother ❤️
Josuke: okay aorry 😞
Giorno: can someone come pick me up !!
Giorno: from town center :)
Jolyne: sure
Josuke: ill tag along i jave nothing else to do
Jotaro: we can tell
Giorno: thank you <3
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Jolyne: guys turn on the news chanel
Jotaro: no
Jolyne: BOOO
Jonathan: oh? Is something happening??
Giorno: oh
Johnny: IS THAT DIO LMAOOOOOOOO
Jolyne: YEAH
Jotaro: theres no suitable emoji for the face i just made
Giorno: sigh
Jonathan: this isnt very good at all
Jonathan: tell me this isn't live
Jonathan: oh god tell me this isnt live
Joseph: LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Joseph: HEYEHEHWHAHSBD
Giorno: jona this is most definitely live
Jonathan:
Jolyne: ok his outfit still ate though
Jolyne: how did he manage that from prison
Johnny: i love it when our estranged uncle is throwing cars on live tv ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Jonathan: you know the drill guys, no talking to press, etc,,,,
Jolyne: Not even a little bit?
Jonathan: negative
Jolyne: 😞😞😞 sir yessir
Josuke: guys how js he throwing those vehicles around
Josuke: are they props
Giorno: he learnt it from a fortune teller in egypt
Johnny: ?
Johnny: dont elaborate
Joseph: did
Joseph: you know what
Joseph: yeah
Joseph: whatever you say
Giorno:
Jotaro: oh shit
Jolyne: AHEHHHH
Johnny: WHATTHEFUXKK
Jonathan: guys i mean it, no interviews , no press, nothing
Josuke: BUT HE LUNGED AT THE CANERSMAN
Jolyne: DIO CLOSE UP
Johnny: his make up 😬 up close it aint so good
Joseph: YALLLLL
Giorno: i quite like this actually, i might save this image
Jolyne: you blessed child
Jotaro: are you still adding to your dio photo album 🥀🥀
Giorno: i have no photos with him its the closest thing i can get :(
Josuke: ☹️
Josuke: giogio ily
Jonathan: oh dear
Jonathan: are we sure this is live??.
Joseph: jona your brother is trying to eat a man in 4k live national tv
Jotaro: it absolutely is live
Jolyne: hey maybe hes not trying to eat the cameraman
Johnny: “I will eat you, i am going to eat you, (Raughhh) your flesh will become mine, because i am eating you”
Johnny: to quote
Josuke: he really just be saying shit
Jotaro: i cant believe hes still larping as a vampire
Johnny: im starting to believe its not larp anymore
Jonathan: oh dear lord
Giorno: for what its worth I'm certain the cameraman is only getting beaten up, not eaten !!!!
Jolyne: well thank god for that!
Johnny: genuinely what am i even watching anymore
Josuke: ditto
Joseph: threetto
Jonathan: i am reminding you once again to not engage in press
Jonathan: im contacting robert and our lawyer
Johnny: 🫡
Jolyne: 🫡
Josuke: 🫡
Jotaro:🫡
Joseph 🫡🫡
Giorno: 🫡